Well, that thread lasted a whole minute. Apparently we have a

>>42472315
Archive link?

Putin threads are slided hard lol.

>>42472315
Bump

>>42472315
Wut.
Like right now?
Didnt saw it.

>>42472315
I may post it but if I do I'm B& forever. Never doubt my commitment!

mods
Where's muh freedoms of speech

what

>>42472382
All genuine political discussion threads get slid while obvious race baiting, gender baiting threads ect get bumped straight to the top.

Mods are SJW leftie shills.

>mods

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Goodbye, brothers. It was an honor to have served.

>>42472536
I saved it. is this shit real??

>>42472536
NO ANON, NO! IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS. DON'T BE AN HERO!

>>42472603
kek

>>42472315
see
>>42472279

>>42472573
why don't you call the Kremlin and find out? ;)

>>42472536
A real human bean

>>42472536
>>42472640
It works. Just tried the first 3.

test

>>42472603
>>42472618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La-FSCfQEsk

Someone please ask them about Putin. I'm starting to get worried...

>>42472640
Cause I don't want to wind up dead in my hot tub from a "heart attack" that and I'm in the Army and I think I can get in trouble for prank calling the Kremlin... lol

>>42472536
>h-hello? hi i'm from 4chan - /pol/ and would like to know where mr putin is pls. thx

Does anyone speak vodka?

Use your call recording app, call the Kremlin and ask if Putin needs anything, like a pepto bismol.

P.S. pls don't end up dead i heard the ruskies are like candlej

>>42472315
goodnight sweet prince

>>42472740
just do it, pussy

>>42472755
Live stream prank calling the Kremlin if you may, thanks.

>>42472687
Strangely epic as fuck.

>>42472783
Jeeeze fine.

>>42472536
Why would you get banned for this, it's publicly available here
http://eng.kremlin.ru/contacts

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So it begins, the great year of happenings.

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>>42472536
;_;7

>ITT: WW3 starts because /pol/ floods the Kremlin with calls asking if Putin has a copy of Battletoads for purchase

>where were you when /pol/ got fucking sick of no happening and FORCED A HAPPENING

>>42472905
How cute, they even marked his date of death on one of the arrows.

>>42472315
>Guacamole
Based

Give me that site that works like skype since I dont remember how it's called and I will call them. Will record via vocaroo and post here.

>>42472949
at home sitting on the edge of my chair typing this with one hand and fondling my genitalia with the other.

>>42472905

...is 1/3 over and literally nothing has happened.

By this time last year there were vanished planes and exploding apartment blocks in NYC.

>>42472975
Global telephone or something like that

>>42472957
>privyet vladimir, do you have battletoads?

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>>42472905
it happened

>>42472975
From Uk with Love... Zadarma.com

>>42472687
don't usually find jap humour funny anymore but that was fucking kek worthy

>>42472536
im almost tempted to call it and ask for battle toads.

>>42472905

why is everyone spamming this dank image? who made it?

>>42472868
LOL definitely am not going to have that shit on my browser history. It's like basically screaming "Hey FBI come visit me!"

>>42473018
10/10

>>42473017
>>42473033
>>42473033
None of these, they require registration.

>>42472777
>candlejack

now that's a blast from the pa

>>42472801
Pay debts

>>42473093
Wut. Its available everywhere.

>>42472687
I love that show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzHMi9HscAQ

>>42473032
is something gonna happen to Merkel next month?!
>pls be 4th reich

>>42472777
Just spike to him and he said he will announce war tomorrow. Didn't record, battery was low.

>>42472975
Someone help Indonesia here

>>42473158
worthy of keks

>>42472801
Debts tho

>>42472382
Denbts

Oh shit guys I just called and asked about his health, they said Puti

>>42473157
this guy sounds legit. I believe him, when exactly did you speak?

Global Rule 4 you newfags

4.You will not post or request personal information ("dox") or calls to invasion ("raids"). Inciting or participating in cross-board (intra-4chan) raids is also not permitted.

You can have whatever thread you want about Putin happenings, but once you start posting phone numbers and shit things start getting deleted.

>>42473233
the best trick the devil ever played was making you think he wasnt there

>>42473157
I hate to say it you guys but I think he is telling the truth. I got the same battery issue all the time.

>>42473303
yeh but moots gone so who gives a fuck
>except mods
who do they fight for

>>42473303
Why don't you move to Sweden so you can be with fellow homosexuals?

>>42473157
>He will announce war tomorrow
On Who? The US or Ukraine?

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>>42473392
On Skynet

Alright, I am set up to call and ask for Vladimir whereabouts. Just give me number to call.

>>42473351
I'm just saying, it's pretty fucking stupid of OP to imply mods nuked the thread for some obscure sliding reason when in the same post admitting to global rule 4 being broken.

It's just like the /gg/ faggots who kept posting a bunch of dox and then crying MUH CENSORSHIP when the thread gets deleted. These are the rules of the fucking website you are using, helps to know them.

>>42473364
What the fuck are you talking about? Did your teeth rot so bad it caused you brain damage?

>>42473392
on all of them at once, didn't you play modern warfare 2?

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>>42473419

>>42473238
Just now.

>>42473392
US, NATO, EU. Ukraine will commit suicide in beetween

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>>42473476
Christ you're thick, I'm calling you a cunt and a faggot.

>not giving the numbers to /b/

Copy this code capthcha wtf?!

>>42473500

which one?

>tfw you take one eye off /pol/ for a couple of days because of work and F1 starting and loads of putin happenings have occurred

>>42473540
So you're dumb and a hypocrite, because you're being a real cunt faggot.

>>42473476
so my teeth are ok but i should read the rules thank you intelligent based cart rider

>>42473552

either of them are fine, you will literally talk with Putin

Thread on autosage

>>42473597
Ha too bad those idiots at CNN couldn't figure this out!

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>>42473597
lol that would be fukkng epic

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>>42473597
>you will literally talk with Putin
But anon, when Putin talks to somebody they only got 5 minutes left to live!

>>42473476
Oh, you're just a retard.

Call right now

>>42473540
>>42473586
>>42473677
You also know you need to be 18 to post on this board, right?

So the mods deleted a thread because of phone numbers that are found on google.

How retarded are they?

>>42473720
But you doxxing tha Kremlin daeg, Global Rules!

>>42473720
>intelligence correlates with pay
>they do it for free

>>42473720
just shut up and let polandbro do his thing, don't bring more of their attention

>>42473720

well if you did this for free, would you put any effort to this?

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Can anyone from London/the UK confirm that the Russian embassy there is empty and all personnel went back to Russia?

>>42473032
but the singapore games aren't until june

>>42473792
Probably, if they're going to declare war on NATO/EU

>>42473792

Yeah I live nearby. Saw them leaving in a tank convoy 30 minutes ago

Hang on I think I hear fighter jets flying over. I'll try and get some pictures, wait here guys

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>>42472532
I didn't get on /pol/ for a full week because of this shit. Nothing really has changed, no politics are being discussed.
>Daddy I'm X, what do you do?
>Daily reminder that (something stupid)
>Cut/Uncut
>What does /pol/ think of (something unrelated to (politics)
>Why don't you have an X girlfriend
>You can only post in this thread if (something stupid)
>Putin worship
>Why do we hate Jews
>Look what I found on Facebook

I see nothing has changed in a week. What the fuck is going on?

>>42473839
If they declare war on NATO/EU, the hammer of god will rain down upon them.

>>42473698
If he doesnt answer leave him a message.

Tell him to go on pol

The only site that offers free calls to Russia tells me limits for free calls there are done for now. Any other options?

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Crisis averted. Turns out Putin was sitting behind his desk the whole time.

Someone with a good Barack Obama impression should call and say that a nuclear missile is heading to Moscow right now and if Putin does not come out on live news announcing he is gay,Moscow will be eradicated.

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>>42473857
can confirm

>>42473792
Call them yourself and find out

+44 (0) 20 7229 6412

http://www.rusemb.org.uk/contact/

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>>42473792
I can. I'm here in London right now. At the embassy. Posting on a proxy. I saw a scared looking Russian exiting the embassy in a full radiation suit. I yelled to him and we both gave each other the same look of deep concern. I asked him, "What is happening?" He replied simply, "It."

Someone call and record whoever answers

>>42473720
Like a mod is going to take the fucking time to see if the numbers are legit. They don't get a shit, they see a phone number posted they throw a ban or delete at the person or thread and move on.

>>42473861
Why don't you start a thread then? People always coming here to get spoon fed instead of providing content, then bitching that there's no good content.

>>42473861
you forgot
>proof that my fat neckbeard white ass is superior

>>42473926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSSRE27GQ0

>>42473922
Kek

>>42473905
Go to the nearest FSB nest and ask to borroe their phone

Putin is currently running the Snake Way in order to get training from King Kai

>>42473926
Make sure you say shit like "make no mistake" and other Obamaisms.

>>42473792
brb just jumping in my car will update in about two hours

>>42473861
It's been a slow month for happenings. So without any real hard hitting /new/s headlines producing threads the usual background noise of liberal trolls has been accumulating. Or something.

Breaking news :
New evidence suggest WW3 started due to an image board called "4chan.org" prank calling the Kremlin.

>>42473839
Why in the fuck would they do that? Did they forget NATO has nukes and several ways to deliver them? MAD is as valid as ever.

>>42473792
OaklandCuck Burger here, was driving home and saw a convoy of 3 humvees all filled with US army personnel.

Could be they were just moving assets to a different base...or it could be HAPPENING

>>42473985
so le puto is kill?
did they need time to collect the dragon balls?

>>42473866
If you think God would stand by a secular ''civilization'' seeking to subjugate all others you are dearly mistaken. Russia is the successor of the Holy Byzantine Empire, and Moscow is the new Rome.

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>>42473964
>you have 10 seconds to prove...

>>42473985
Kek

Are we all dead yet?

>>42473597
> literally talk with Putin

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>>42474036
That isn't the God I'm talking about.

>>42472777
>candlej
It's candlejack you goddamn fucking newfag. Do you think he types the captcha out f

>>42474030
The Security Council have the dragonballs, but Putin asked them to wait on bringing him back so he could get strong enough

Someone ask if it's the Krusty Krab

>>42472536

>have AT&T cell phone service

>"calling this phone number is not allowed from this line."

>>42473792
I don't see why this would happen unless Russia were going to wreak destruction on London - which is obviously not even a remote possibility

>>42472801
Pay denbts

>>42473946

the calls are not free, so yeah..no one makes them
unless there is a russian around here willing to call the first number posted which is free for them

>>42474010
I think that sounds about right.

Some shit needs to hit the fan already. /pol/ needs some inspiration.

>>42474119
>be Russian
>call the Russian government
>Friday night

I assume they get a lot of this.

>>42472801
PAY DENBTS

>>42474194
This raises a good point.

>>42473597
>talk with Putin
I should ask him to leave the North alone when he and Obama start their chimpout.

>>42472801
PAY DENBTS
A
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D
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B
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>>42473754
denbts

Whoever answers probably thinks you're the pizza guy who forgot what toppings you wanted on that large pie. Seriously, this is probably just a front desk, how is it a big deal?

>>42472801
>>42474242
Pay debts

>>42472536
Go bless you Ameribro. We shalt remember you.

Oh look, 'Putin is dead' bullshit forum sliding thread number 67. Populated by the usual proxy shitposters.

>>42474059
Yes.
This is Hell

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>>42474674

>>42473754
check 'em. i mean pay 'em.

Someone call and play this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWv2aVJLBiw

>>42472536

I called and none of these works. Are they constantly talking with people?

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>>42473942

>>42474674
But nothing has changed?

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>>42474796
>Tales From The Hood
My mom rented this movie for me when I was younger thinking it was something like Tales From The Crypt. She thought "hood" meant like a hood on a robe or something.

Call Puting and ask if his refrigerator is running

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>>42472740
>I'm in the army
>2015
>Dying for Israel

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>>42473018

>yfw Putin himself answers
>responds with Иди дoмoй 4chan вы пьяны

if dubs hadepig confirmed

>>42475128
Killing commies and sand niggers for mommy.

I called them and they dont speak english.

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>>42475314
pic related?

>>42475385
Now that I think about it, I regret I did say that

>>42475438

I didn't* say that

>>42472536
I called and told one I put a bomb in their office. They have 15 Minutes to publicly announce where Putin is or the whole place blows up.

>>42472315

/pol/ has been emasculated. You don't miss a thing till you need it. Fucking women trying to nerf life.

>>42475059
It kind of was though. And I thought it was a pretty decent movie too, for being about niggers.

>>42473866
the eu can't convince greece to pay back the money they stole, and their military is made of lamb and homosexuality.

>>42475438
>"Tell me about Putin. Why does he wear the oxygen mask?"

I had a dream of the happening last night, im not bullshitting. I cried in the dream, but not of sadness. Not happiness, either. I dont know. They were all there. And i knew everybody. We all recognized each other. It was like a crowd and ayy lmao running away from us in fear, like all of its going to blow up, or implode. And then, all silence. And peace. I woke up in actual tears at 6 am. Last time i woke up that early was 2 years ago.

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>>42475061

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>>42476436
>"Well comrade, if you mean the entire arctic it's running quite fine!"

>>42472801

pay debts

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>>42472536
>/pol/ thinks it's calling secret government lines when it's actually calling a Russian government call center
see:
>>42472868

>>42472993
>1/3 over
Amerifats can't into maths.

>>42476785
>czechs think there is more than one math

>>42474674
Yup, everything was nuked. I suppose you need to quamtum mechanics in order to understand.

http://nypost.com/2015/03/13/putin-in-switzerland-for-birth-of-his-lovechild/

>>42476860
>mathS
>mathematicS
come on dont be retarded for the sake of shitty banter