>Would you like to join me for Bible study, anon?

>>42130637
Y-yes

>>42130674
>Not "y...you too"

>>42130637
LONDON
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D
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>>42130637

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>>42130637
I will join you

I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the holy spirit

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>>42130838
>>42130996

>>42131143
DEUS VUL
E
U
S

V
U
L
T

>>42130637

she looks like a fat person with a skinny head

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>>42130637
May I introduce you to our lord and savior Loomis?

Does anyone know if the guy who drew christ chan has a site or something? I saw some of his other stuff and liked it.

>>42130637
What a poorly drawn, generic anime grill with a Christian theme slapped on

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>>42131431

>>42131477
Also, mods can suck my chode.

Allahu Snackbar

>>42130637
Sure, what's the topic? Mathew, Mark, James, Acts? Are we going to focus on the journey of Isaiah or are we going to delve into Kings?

>>42131477
What a big wide cock anon-san has.

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>>42131623
>Kings first, anon. Then the Gospels

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>>42131477
That's a small penis.

>>42131691
Still hot, fag

>>42131221
That is because she doesn't wear tight clothes like some cheap whore.

>>42131677
Wait, before we go further, we need to decide on a version of the bible to use. I prefer to use the New American Bible Revised Edition. In fact, that's the only bible worth reading.

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>>42131724

>>42131143
DEUS VULT

>>42131677
Which shall we be going about?
Solomon's rules? His adulterous acts amongst women and how it affected him? Solomon's slow decent into semi madness?

>>42131780
I personally use KJV, that is just me though.

>>42131780
>Not using Vulgate
Go to the hell heretic

>>42131143
i dont like this one, she should not have one eye closed like those media whores who support the spirit of the whore of babylon do

>>42130637
Yes, let's focus on the parts that contradict eachother. Or the ones where god kills people just because he feels like it. Or how inferior women are to men.
>Julian Day 2457086 (superior date measurement)
>believing in a god as defined by so called christians

>>42132154
Jesus Christ you fellas are Autistic. Like fedoras trying to appear intellectual, you fucks trying to appear like pious and well-read, well spoken upstanding gentlemen is cringe-inducing.

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>>42132156

Deus Vult

>>42130637
Yes of course :D

No, I'm in a relationship you temptress whore.

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>>42132156

>>42132218
I've smoked pot with that guy before, his name is Josh and he's from Huntsville, TX.

>>42130637
Can we talk about The Apocalypse of Peter?

"The Apocalypse of Peter (or Revelation of Peter) is an early Christian text of the 2nd century and an example of apocalyptic literature with Hellenistic overtones. It is not in the Bible today, but is mentioned in the Muratorian fragment, the oldest surviving list of New Testament books, as no longer being allowed to be read in church."

>I heard one of the reasons the church nixed this book is bc of this;

There is also a section which explains that in the end God will save all sinners from their plight in Hell:

"My Father will give unto them all the life, the glory, and the kingdom that passeth not away, ... It is because of them that have believed in me that I am come. It is also because of them that have believed in me, that, at their word, I shall have pity on men... "

Thus, sinners will finally be saved by the prayers of those in heaven. Peter then orders his son Clement not to speak of this revelation since God had told Peter to keep it secret:

[and God said]"... thou must not tell that which thou hearest unto the sinners lest they transgress the more, and sin."

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>>42130637

Only if I can deposite some brogurt in your depravity cavity with my mean bean machine

>>42132319
Tell me about Josh. Why does he wear the hat?

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>>42132377
>depravity cavity

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>>42130637
>Using a completely inaccurate, mistranslated book instead of the Glorious unaltered Book of Mormon.

Shiggy diggy

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>>42130637
Sure, let's study christianity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Lmmy2jfeo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik7GRQ9hoVY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlnnWbkMlbg

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Behead those who insult melon.

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>>42130637
Aren't imaginary friends for little children and the mentally ill?

>>42132577

To be fair, so is /pol/

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>Don't mind me, anon. I'm just taking out the trash

>>42132837
>Papist
>empowered womyn
dropped

>>42132837
>christianity
>peaceful

>>42132577
When the Muslims drag you out of your home and behead you in the street, be sure to tell them how they can't do it because their god isn't real. I'm sure that will keep the knife from slicing through your vulnerable Marxist flesh.

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>>42132837
>you will never remove kebab with flamethrowers
>you will never impale their crispy bodies

>>42132957
You hear about this Joan of Arc broad?

>>42133431
What about her?

>>42133431
she was a proto femenist who was murdered by the patriarchy for dressing like a man and using a mans tools and not knowing her place

>>42133570
>This is what feminists believe

>>42133009
wtf you think muslms are the only ones with knives?

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>>42130637

Can we dance around with rattle snakes and speak in made up tongues?

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>>42135038
Don't be silly

>>42131143
DEUS VULT

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>>42130637
are you using christ-chan
purely for the fact that i might not pick it out like i picked out ebola-chan?

No Christ Chan, I worship the true savior, Lucifer.

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YES

>>42131780
NASB is p. cool

>>42131410
Moments-with-chaby.tumblr.com

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>you will never have a pure hearted Christian qt try to save your eternal soul from damnation

>>42135890
To take this out of the formal circumstances, but to the person trying to use the mathematics for one term, postulating behind a second one;

why?

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>>42132377
Ugh. Lewd!

>>42136060
What?

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>>42131431
Wears a lot of clothes. Modesty, frugality, etc.

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>>42130637

Christ-chan? Really?

Whatever happen to the Ebola girl one??

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>>42130637
What ideas of value could I learn from over thousand years old fiction?

>>42135752
I really like Chamberlain's art, he should do a webcomic or something.

>>42131143
DEUS VVLT

>>42131143
>>42131143
ALLAHUAKBAR !!!

>>42131143
DEUS VULT

>>42135948
I may as well die now.

>>42130637
Sure. Suck my cock first.

>>42142315
See
>>42136211

>>42130637
Why don't you study biology and physics?

Something actually useful.

>>42131143
deus vult

>>42142629
Bible study teaches us philosophy and textual criticism; it improves how we conduct ourselves and our thoughts, and teaches us to read texts critically. Bible study can be really useful breh.

>>42132448
>going from Deseret to le Obongos

Should've been Ulysses Grant is not my president.

>>42131143
desu vult

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>>42130637
>Bible
>2015

http://www.secularism.org.uk/news/2015/03/be-careful-with-mohammed--muslim-action-forum-launches-legal-strategy-to-stop-publication-of-insults-to-mohammed

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>>42131143
Deus vult

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>>42130637
>Always tell yes to Jehova's witnesses when they ask that
>They never come back
It must startle them to be in a completely new situation

>>42131143
DEUS VULT

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>christ chan

you are all fucking faggots

>>42131143
desu vult

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>there are white people that believe in Yahweh
>there are white people on /pol/ that believe in Yahweh

>>42130637
why there is no lewd pictures of her?

>>42137367
Russel sure wasn't full of doubts when he decided to divorce his wife while riding a bicycle .

>>42143878
Because that's Heresy, now fuck off Czechistani

Absolutely not with that unveiled head of yours you degenerate heathen fucking cunt.

sega

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>>42131143
DEUS VULT

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>>42135948
I really didn't need to be reminded right now.

>>42136888
it kinda petered out.

>>42130637

Begone you she-demon, away with your temptations of flesh! Let me study in peace!

>>42131143
DEUS VULT

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>>42130637
if we read from the book of mormon!

>>42132156
>I don't like religion because it hurts my feelings

God is not evil in the same way a rock isn't evil for falling on you Do you know what justice means?

>>42131143
>deus vult

Stop saying this with pictures of war. His will for us is to be like Him, as any father wants his children to be like him. His will is for us to repent, to realize our weakness, and to be reconciled to Him, and accept His holy anointed one, Jesus Christ and to love each other, to forgive and bless.

Islam will be destroyed, but it is not our role to fight fire with fire. Our role is to be persecuted, for our testimony of the Lord and His anointed. The world hated Him, and so we will be persecuted.

Please reconsider your position.

>>42130637

Only if you can read it in the original languages. I should have more patience, but I don't, and getting hung up on people who deal with translation errors and can't get to the actual meaning of the original words frustrates me.

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>>42146007
Genesis 6:4-7
>There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

>And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

>And it repented the Lord that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.

>And the Lord said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.

I don't see many Odin's around. Or the works of Odin. Or any of your false gods.

>>42146151

>Christians
>criticizing other people's beliefs for being silly

Never gets old

>>42131143
Is this another Ebola-chan? But who dedicates to spread Christianity and murder Jews and Muslims?

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>>42146194
I wouldn't be a Christian if I knew that the bible wasn't true.

I know that it is, and therefore I am.

When you get tired of the feminism, lies, abominations, death, war and other stupid things, come join us.

You are welcome, because of His love for us.

Psalm 136:12
With a strong hand, and with a stretched out arm: for his mercy endureth for ever.

>>42146171
What was the flood then, if not to erase evidence or existence of that?

>>42146171
>implying Odin is male

silly darkskin believer.

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>>42146305
>if not to erase evidence
He has done no crime, and has to cover nothing. In fact, His works are all around you. His truth is in a book, just 5 seconds away in your browser.

He hated seeing the wickedness of what was being done on the earth. The hybrid angel/humans, wicked giants, murderers, all types of perverse pagan worship, etc. So He flooded the world, and let Noah's family escape and carry animals with them to start over new.

>>42146317
>german
>calling a white englishman a darkskin
Hehehehe. You've got millions of muslims in your country too.
False god from 1000 years ago is something to be proud of in your heritage? The only God created the universe, and loves me and has never lied to me. Why would I possibly want to abandon Him?

>>42146171

You do know that the Hebrew in question never actually says "Earth", right? Just the "Land", like how it talks about the "Land" of Egypt or the "Land" that is being promised to the Hebrews.

>>42131143

allah akbar

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>>42146579

>>42146771
/x/ pls

>>42146771
I want to believe!!!

>>42146007
I dont see people who worship thor either.

>>42130637
fuck you say, infidel?

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>>42146939
It's in His holy bible. It's true. 100%, without question.

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>>42147101
The simple, non-child explanation is that it's a sculpture put together for a traveling circus meant to dupe money from the yokels who '100%, without question' know that they couldn't possibly be getting tricked by the ones they're giving money to.

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>>42132369

I love this book, one of my favorites.

There is so much awesome stuff in Christianity, both "official" and unofficial materials.

Have you read the infancy gospels?

As for why I don't join the "real" church confession weirds me out, and I went in one day and about 10 people tried to get money from me, while asking uncomfortable questions about my parents and children.

Maybe I'll just fag it up with the Penispelicans.

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If you're reading this, and do not believe the universe was assembled by a Galilean carpenter, you are one of the few remaining uninfected. That belief is the primary symptom of a contagion which today afflicts 2.2 billion worldwide, not counting other species descended from it like Islam and Mormonism.

The formula: Charismatic speaker accumulates followers with fantastical claim of imminent disaster, usually end of the world. To be saved from it, you must sell your belongings, acknowledge his greatness and cut off family members who try to stop you from following him. Also known as a doomsday cult.

As it grows it will drop the more burdensome requirements as they are no longer necessary to retain new recruits. At this point it is too late to stop it and growth will continue until it has fully integrated with the host culture. The preferred targets will be young children, as they’ve not yet developed critical thinking faculties, and emotionally/financially vulnerable persons such as prisoners or third worlders.

It includes an unverifiable future reward as incentive to believe, unverifiable future punishment to deter disbelief, and an invisible trickster to explain away contrary evidence. The mechanism is dead simple but buried almost invisibly among entertaining stories, basic self help advice and so on.

If you encounter an afflicted person who realizes you don't have it, they will attempt to spread it to you by written and spoken information, just as the cold or flu cause hosts to cough/sneeze for propagation purposes. Resisting this process will provoke defense mechanisms, consisting of either apologetics or jokes concerning headwear.

Seek out and organize with the immune or not yet afflicted. If surrounded, disable hosts by a gunshot to the brain or any other vital organs, or by severing the head from the body. Remove the remains from where you eat/sleep and burn them to avoid conventional disease. Stay tuned for further broadcasts.

>>42131143
Inshallah!

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>>42146007
>Worshipping the gods of the today equivalent of somalians.
kek

>>42130637
no, but have fun with that

>>42131143
deus vult

>>42131143
DEUS VULT

>>42131143
DEUS VULT

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>>42131143

DEUS VULT!!!

>>42130637
no, because whoever designed you clearly does not know how to draw a goddamn nose

>>42135752
i like this one

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>>42150661

>Oy vey, forgetting the nose?! Dis is like anudda shoah!!!

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>>42131143
but what about the kikes?

>>42146282
i have no problem with you being a christian ( as long as you dodnt start killing disbelievers) but how do you KNOW?

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>>42131143
DEUS VULT

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>>42130637
absolutely haram version now

>>42131677
>Kings
Yeah, that's that shit Freemasons like

>>42146007
I like you, even though I don't believe in any deities of any sort.

>>42147022

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-31065555

you were saying? i hate this shitty hipster love for norse mythology and shit as much as the next guy but let's try to be in the know, mmk

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>>42130637
Yes!

>>42131143
TAKBIIIIR!!!!!!

"thou shalt spam deus vult on 4chan so muslims die"

>>42131143
DEUS VULT

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>>42135038
Only heretics do that; dear.
You`re not a heretic, are you?

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>>42130637

I'll pass. I have little tips to perform.

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>>42130637
>>42131143
>>42131677
>>42135038
>>42136068
>>42136211
>>42136801
>>42150657

Have some chemo

>>42154493
That's a very good portrait of a Protestant you got there

>>42154685
>>42154685
>>42154685
>>42154685
>>42154685
>>42154685

>>42150844
pls don't

>>42131143
DEUS VULT

>>42130637
i would sure

does it bother anyone else that christ-chan is draw by crap artists

she looks awful in most of her pics

>>42148049
ebin

>>42146007
too bad thor, loki and odin all die in ragnarok

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>>42146771
fucking 6ft manlets

>not being 36 ft nephilim masterrace

>>42131143
DEUS VULT

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>>42146007

>all these shit viking gods die in an apocalypse similar to the christian genesis

God confirmed for winner of Super Smash Deities.

>>42131143
DEUS VULT

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>>42130637
no because you are just a badly drawn cartoon

>>42132369
Peter was dead by then, so he could not be the author. The author claims to be Peter, which means he is a liar. As he wrote in the 2nd century, he was not an eyewitness to Jesus' ministry, death or resurrection.

Your clip demonstrates that on top of all of that, it contradicts known scripture.

Into the trash it goes.

>>42131143

DEUS VULT

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>>42132199

>>42146305
A very harsh judgment against the entire earth.

>>42144876
but i want to imagine niggers fucking her? wat do ameribro?

>>42146579
When the waters rise above the highest mountains, it's not a local flood.

That Hebrew words have more than one meaning does not change physics.

>>42131143
Deus Volt

>>42132369

Several apocryphal have been nixed from the Bible. I'm honestly amazing the Revelative accord to John (Not the others mentioned in the Bible) was included.

Apocryphal texts completely goes against modern ideas of Heaven and Hell.

As far as all sinners go to heaven, apocypha tells us most of us are destined for the new world, not Heaven. According to apocrypha, some Christians will never even enter Heaven. The only way to enter Heaven is supposedly God's mercy.

Not only that, apocrypha older then that tells us we don't even go to Heaven or Hell when we die. It tells us there are about... oh, 4 differents places we might wait out the centuries at while we wait on the new Heaven and Earth.

>>42156883
You realize that that the names the books of Bible possesses has nothing to do necessarily with who actually wrote them.

>>42131780
I like new international version :^)

reminder;
in a thread where there's an image telling you to post text,
you're assisting in subversion of the captcha, which means that people who aren't in america can make use of a loophole.

christ-chan, remember to give caesar's what is caesar's, and God's, what is God's.

>>42157844
>you're assisting in subversion of the captcha,
Explain pls

>>42137367
I bet he was certain of the truthfulness of that statement.

>>42130637

I'll pass, thanks. It tends to leave me with more questions than answers.

>>42156883
Where did he claim to be that Peter?

>>42130637
What if the muslims find us and attack us?

I'm not leaving the bunker.

>>42156992
>>>sweden

Bible Study? I'm not a Jehovah Witness.

>>42156992

>good ol' swedestan cuck

>>42131143

DEUS VULT.

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Absolutely.

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>>42131143
DUES VULT

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>>42131143
VULT DEUS

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>be sound guy for church
>really pretty girl comes in one day
>find out she's a /g/-tier wizard with technology
>show her how the soundboard works, she picks it up almost instantly
>let her sit in the sound room with me so we can chat while preacher man preaches
>she is the coolest person on earth, thinking about asking her out
>find out 2 weeks ago she is going to africa for a mission trip or something

she's going to a dangerous place with muslims and i'm really afraid she's going to die
what do

>>42131780
>Not using the Orthodox Study Bible

Do you even Septuagint ?

>>42131143
DEUS VULT

>>42154256
i thought catholics & lutherans were bros now. they even swap priests for mass.

>>42130637
Is Christ-chan a Nun, or does she just dress appropriately?

>>42160312
Fuck her before she gets nigger dick

>>42160260
more plz post moar

>>42160312
Go with her my son. Protect her from the darkness.

>>42160491
Maybe she's planning to become one.

>>42160563
That doesn't answer my fucking question.
Is she a nun or not?

>>42160312

And this my friends is why Christianity is the enemy of the white race.

She's going to get raped. But it's OK, she'll forgive her attacker. Maybe you can raise the half-nigglet with her. It's what God wanted, which is why God commanded the nigger to rape her in the first place.

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>>42160705
I hope you're not one of those viking-worshiping Aspertru.

>>42160312

Get to know her more, if you build enough trust to allow her to take you on the trip then you could really impress her.

This is assuming you have long-term ambitions for her.

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>>42160312
I'm going to be sound guy in a year and your story is my perfect fantasy aside from the mission trip.
But alas, how rare is a sight of a technologically literal woman?

>>42131143

DEUS VULT

>>42150712
what anime is that?

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>>42161003

Don't you have to go change your wife's half nigglet's diaper?

>>42161229

Magi

>>42130637
lmao christ-tards get funnier every week

>>42160627
She's never been shown wearing a Nun's habit, so I'm gonna say no.

>>42160312
I hope she is converted to Islam and killed


Knowing that a infidel will suffer makes my heart jump with joy

I hate you all so much

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> christfags will never be enlightened by this-worldly thinking and outgrow the concept of god
> christfags will never form their own truths about life from the experience of living and experience the gratification of forming one's own individual morals, ideals and beliefs

ignorant fucks read a book or two that isn't the bible

B, but Christ-chan bans you from masturbating, that hurts you.

>>42130637
No thanks. I lost my faith before I went to kinder garden.

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>>42161417

Britain in 2015, everyone.
Truly a tolerant a multicultural society, free of hate.

>>42161474
Just find a nice wife and have procreational or off-cycle sex with her.

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>>42131143
DEUS VULT

>>42161506
Islam will dominate the earth

Fuck Christians so much

>>42161443
>forming one's own individual morals, ideals and beliefs

Slippery slope.

>>42161516

Lolno that's against the rules

Christians don't get to have any primal pleasure in their sad lives

>>42161248
>Americans

>>42161546
You sir are the reason people hate Islam.

The more of you who exist, the more the world wants to blow the religion as a whole into smithereens.

>>42161606
>Lolno that's against the rules
Except that's wrong. Weird Protestant sects don't count either.

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>>42154481

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>>42130637
More like Torah studies.

>>42161606
Why don't you think sex is allowable for pleasure?

Polygamy is allowed because it is better for a man to take a beautiful women in matrimony and have sex with her then to lust over having sex with her in thought.

Equally so, a women must always give her body up to a man, and the man's body equally to her.

Sex is pleasurable and this is well known and remarked upon in the Bible.

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>>42161443

>form their own truths

truths are objective though

>>42161646
The fuck are you gonna do?

Drone me? We are untouchable. The media covers up our crimes, judges go soft on us and we have an army of white supporters who will stop you every time you try to oppose us

We will outnumber you and we will kill you.

Don't even think of converting. It was never about that. It's about the Arabs winning. Us true Muslims.


Europe will be Muslim. Then the world.

And the precious America will fall too.


I'm so excited thinking about it.

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>>42133570

>Insulting one of my patron saints

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>>42161606
>Christians don't get to have any primal pleasure in their sad lives

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>>42161506

I'm not a Christian, but I look forward to removing kebab with them.

>>42161756
I don't know, what am I going to do on the internet.

Oh yeah, tell you that you make a bad name for Islam.

That's what I can do and already did.

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>>42131143
DEUS VULT

>>42161792
Never. going. to. happen

:)

Inshallah bitch

>>42161654

masturbation , pre marital sex, non procreational sex, all against the rules

christcucks pls

>>42161802
Reputation doesn't matter when we are the only people strong enough to take what we want

Look at Islamic state. Unstoppable

>>42135948
>mfw invited to a 7th day adventist church a few weeks ago.
>met a qt 3.14 violinist
>actually looked very similar to your pic

Should I go for it?
How crazy are adventists compared to baptists?

>>42131143
Deus Vult!

>>42161819
Shit breath, pls.

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So if draw a generic cute anime girl that vaguely represents a religion or otherwise i'll get followers? Good to know.

>>42161843
>non procreational sex
Except that's wrong. You're allowed to fuck your wife whenever you want, which includes times in the cycle where she isn't ovulating. Birth control is the nono, at least among Catholics.

>>42161853
I wouldn't speak too soon.

I don't exactly see that much war being wrought on ISIS.

At least not from America.

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>>42131143
DEUS VULT

>>42161890
He beheads people now.

Pretty sweet revenge.

Not as good as being a Muslim and watching anyone who ever insulted you in hell.


I can't wait to mock all those burning motherfuckers in hell. Takbir

>>42131143
DEUS VULT

>>42161853
>Look at Islamic state. Unstoppable
>murder defenseless women and children in the desert
>unstoppable
Jihad "shitbreath" John knows what's up.

I use to fuck a guy's wife in front of him and sometimes alone and they were hardcore christians. I can't really remember the way they justified it theologically. It basically boiled down them wanting to do this and thinking of a way do it. Anyway, she was some super sweet pussy. I was on zoloft at the time and could fuck for hours without cumming and we did.

>>42161999
I think that counts as sexual immorality.

I'm pretty sure that's not recommended.

Nationalism and Christianity go hand and hand:

Jesus the Jewish Teacher(Rabbi is Hebrew word for Teacher) was teaching a group of Jews and he repeated the words 'Love your neighbor as yourself,' from the Torah(Old Testament). It was from when God the Father said to Moses and the Jewish people "'Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against anyone among your people, but love your neighbor as yourself. I am the LORD(Leviticus 19:18).

The Liberals(tools of Satan and corrupters) have twisted this verse Jesus taught and spread lies about it.

>>42161999
Pretty sure cuckolding isn't permitted.

>>42161769

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>>42161853
>Look at Islamic state. Unstoppable

They can't even defeat the Kurds.
IS is an Israeli weapon to destabilize the Middle East. Why are Mudslimes such easy puppets of the Zionists

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>>42161893

> drawing super cute anime girls for followers
> welcome to the survival of anime

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>>42159963
>Gnostic

not a chance

>>42162149

>Why are Mudslimes such easy puppets of the Zionists

The $ame rea$on everybody el$e i$.

>>42161778

anecdotal af

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>>42161945
You're prophet fucks pigs infidel