>Calling all Christians Text can be interpreted many different

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>>41471353

Good thread

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I'm non-denominational, because I don't want to be part of the traditions of men like the whore of Babylon.

>>41471353
>Text can be interpreted many different ways

Interpretation comes from God.

God establishes christians.

An established christian will be approved and he'll be able to perform things such as healing the sick with lay on hands.

Can you do this?

No?

Let me doubt your interpretation

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>>41471353
IMO denominational quarrels can wait until all the kebabs, bagans and kikes are purged from Christendom. Deus vult.

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>>41471353
>>41471389
>that red hair
>that minty garb
>those arm guards

Something looks familiar here... can't put my tongue on it.

>>41471353
Which form of Christianity is right though?

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>>41471817
gg OC faggots

>>41471868
kek

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>>41471680
>posting the wrong one

>>41471868
>anime looks the same
tell us something we dont know

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>>41471912

>>41471637
I would appreciate you answering my original post.

>>41471868
>Rance
>HERRO! I AM RANCE!

>>41471680
But which one is right?

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Neat thread! But hold on a second.

Supposing a group were traveling around your state, led by a charismatic speaker who claims the world is ending soon and that to be saved from it you must sell your belongings, follow him and cut off family members who try to stop you.

What would you call that?

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>>41472032

>>41472032
A political party.

>>41471680
>ignoring heresies

>>41471912
>accepting heresies

>>41471858
I'm expecting anona to tell me. It's easy to say which is wrong. It's something else entirely to say what is right.

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bop pidop op snippidy snop
new oc coming soon to a thread near you

>>41471353
because the pope said so duh

This entire thread is a big ruse to convert you all to catholicism

My interpretation is correct because it doesn't involve worshipping a dead kike on a stick

>>41472032
There are a lot of names for that, but why does that matter?

>>41472128
I like that ruse.

>>41472088
Oh right. I want to know the answer to that as well. There are so many forms of Christianity it makes it hard to take it seriously. How is somebody supposed to choose between 40,000 denominations or whatever ridiculous number it is?

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>>41472105

>>41472105
10/10, as usual.

>>41472149
Rude

>>41472068
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did, but I did

>>41472105
looking good chabi

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>>41472088
Lets start by eliminating obvious heresies. For example, any denomination that does not acknowledge the Creeds is heresy by default. This gets rid of most evangelical protestants and Mormons. Of the Protestants we've got left:

>Anglicans
>Presbyterians
>Methodists
>Baptists
>Lutherans

Who's next on the chopping block?

Catholic here. We're the originals. You can't even get on our level.

>>41472163
Well if you can find a denomination that has authority to make he claims it does, that would definitely work. That is partly what this thread is about.

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>>41471353

simple.

im from church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints. i know my church is correct because of a few simple points:

1. we have the power/authority to perform ordinances necessary for salvation such as baptism, gift of Holy Ghost, eternal marriage, etc, etc

2. this authority/priesthood ccame directly from resurected beings who have this power including Jesus, mark, luke, john, etc

3. we continue to have direct communication with God. the only other church that was the last to make that claim was the catholics & the new pope, last year, said they do not receive revelation in modern days.

4. these communications are made directly to the modern day prophet. besides the prophet we have today, there are also 12 apostles & other leadership that have the priesthood/authority/keys to adminster on earth.

this church is the same as Jesus had in old days. the authority was removed from earth. it has been restored once again to the childdren of men.

being the only correct & true church really has nothing to do with interpretation of scriptures.

>>41472239
Wonderful job! Thank you for the post.

>>41472214
I thought the Orthodox were the originals. And there were splits before then as well.

Judaism > any branch of Christianity

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>>41472329
No.

"Western" Catholic and Eastern Orthodox is best versions of Christianity. Plus best hats.

>>41472218
Ok

>>41472239
Interesting answer.

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>>41471353
13h When Jesus went into the region of Caesarea Philippi* he asked his disciples, “Who do people say that the Son of Man is?”
14i They replied, “Some say John the Baptist,* others Elijah, still others Jeremiah or one of the prophets.”
15He said to them, “But who do you say that I am?”
16* j Simon Peter said in reply, “You are the Messiah, the Son of the living God.”
17Jesus said to him in reply, “Blessed are you, Simon son of Jonah. For flesh and blood* has not revealed this to you, but my heavenly Father.
18k And so I say to you, you are Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church,* and the gates of the netherworld shall not prevail against it.
19l I will give you the keys to the kingdom of heaven.* Whatever you bind on earth shall be bound in heaven; and whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.”
20* m Then he strictly ordered his disciples to tell no one that he was the Messiah.

>>41472068

Funny picture. I'm not an atheist, though. Did I blow your mind?

>>41472073

Name the political party which claims that the world is going to end and asks you to sell your belongings and cut off family members that disapprove in order to be saved

>>41472150
Refer to the picture.

>>41472361
Korean Worker's Party

>>41472378

No, try again.

>>41472105
For some reason I thought the Bible was acting like a light source until I noticed the arms.

>>41472407
I am serious.

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>>41472361
>I'm not an atheist, though

Whatever you are, you're misguided for trying to proselytize here.

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>>41472361
>Name the political party which claims that the world is going to end and asks you to sell your belongings and cut off family members that disapprove in order to be saved

libertarians

>>41472287
Orthodox and Catholics were created at the same time over a split on, primarily, the primacy of St. Peter. There was 2-3 very small splits after that over theological issues.

>>41472359

I don't see where catholics come in

>>41472032

Hold on a second.

Let's suppose that we are dead set on going to heaven.

What's a name for an entity trying to stop us?

>>41472449

Show me where the Korean Worker's Party claims an imminent apocalypse please

>>41471353
I can see where you as a catholic do not trust the bible, at all, and do not study the bible, at all. Your church literally tells you not to.

What I do not understand, is why you would put up with that, and convert from catholicism into christianity.

>>41472476
...I got the impression that is was just Stefan Molyneux and his fans who did that

>>41472582
They claim that if the Kim's fall from power that the Korean nation will go extinct. So I chalk that up as an apocalypse. At least for Koreans.

>>41471353
>explain why your denomination is the correct one.
Because there is only one true Religion and church, Catholic Apostolic Christianism
>please tell us why we should believe your denomination is right when lines of text can be interpreted any which way.
Because heretics go to hell or purgatory

>>41472493
The difference is that Catholicism is populist bullshit that gives into societal changes.

Orthodoxy is unchanging, just like God.

>>41471961

I am, I am telling you how would I know how somebody speaks the truth.

>>41472639
>So I chalk that up as an apocalypse. At least for Koreans.

Uh huh. So no, not really. Your example is invalid. A single parallel is insufficient. Even several are. It has to match them all.

>>41472474

You're the one that's misguided if you claim to be a Christian, but post on /pol/ of all places.

>>41472692

You never answered.

Care to tell me what's a name for an entity dead set on stopping us from going to heaven as we intend?

You can find all the faults you want on the religion, but I can prove to you that it is a true one.

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>>41472724
Are you our judge?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyuag4IFa8w
Anyone know what song this is? I've been listening to chants for a bit but I can't find this one.

I'm non-denominational but influenced by Orthodoxy more than anything else lately.

>>41472747

There is only one christian in all of /pol/ today, and I'm here not to fish, but to test how you can disarm my ponences.

No, your bigotry won't go unnoticed

>>41472680
>Orthodoxy is unchanging, just like God.
>they don't even have Constantinople
But Orthodoxs are bro tier

>>41472809
Catholics don't even have the Vatican anymore. They let Muslims and Jews pray in it now.

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>>41472801
We want to be noticed.

>>41471353
because jesus established the catholic church himself as his church on earth.

>>41472801
What about Gods hatred for Esau? Doesn't that make Him a "bigot" in your eyes, too?

>>41472833

Are you able to heal the sick by laying on hands? I find it hard to believe that you are christian

>>41472875

Do you have a commandment from God to love thy neighbour?

>>41472831
;_;, but Rome is Catholic

>>41472809
don't remind me ;-;

>>41471353

I'm a Methodist.

I know my denomination is right because it's in the name, for pete's sake. Methodism is the most efficient and methodical way to praise the Lord. How, you ask?

Well it wouldn't be methodical to do something that God didn't want, therefore only the true ways of doing things are methodical and Methodical.

This includes praising only the Holy Trinity, and not saints. However important a saint was, they were not the prophet and did not do what Jesus did. I praise Jesus, not a saint, because he inspired them to do what they did. This includes a more liberal freedom in worship. God's relationship with you is not meant to be dictated by a priest, it's your relationship. It is methodical that you choose how modern or what your church looks like, even if it pisses off bigoted Catholics.

It is truly superior because it allows for personal freedom. My interpretation may be different than my friends. In the Catholic church there is a who's wrong-who's right contest. Nonsense. Rubbish. Let everyone have religious freedom. Such is so in Methodism.

You'll find it's also the dominant denomination of the greatest country ever (Germany), so....

>>41472893
as thy loves thyself

so what if thy hates thyself?

>>41472202
>any denomination that does not acknowledge the Creeds is heresy by default.
Yeah, anyone that would reject literal words by Christ can't be Christian! It's a good thing he's quoted giving those creeds in the Gospels, right?

>>41472897
It is filled with Muslim immigrants.

>>41472949

Do you have a commandment from Jesus to love each other as He loved you?

>>41472962
;_;
At least my country is still a confessional state.

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>>41472878
Luckily, I don't need to convince you.

>>41472975
>breaking commandments makes you a non-christian
It makes you a sinner, but you're still a christian

>>41471444
trips speak the truth

>>41473035

I am free, then, to doubt you and declare you a farce.

>>41473043

Breaking a commandment ONCE means you are still a christian, one who sinned.

Breaking constantly the commandment means you are a hypocrite, an actor.

>>41472975
If that were the case than everyone would be in Limbo.

>>41473142

What limbo

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>>41473112
And I am free to tell you that your doubt is misplaced.

>>41473168

Say it all you want, you are still some farce that doesn't have the qualities he has to display to be part of my people

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>>41473189
Your people? Christians are God's people lad.

>>41473233

And thus, my brothers and my people.

>calling all catholics

How do you reconcile the notorious elements of the Vatican 2 documents that are prima facie heretical? Also, if you believe Vatican 2 is orthodox and can be explained away with the 'hermeneutic of continuity' how do you explain the event of Vatican 2, that is to say the mass desecration of churches, the abandonment of tradition, and the heresy that has seeped into every quarter of the laity and the magisterium, including even the popes?

>>41471353
There is no true denomination, only following Jesus is true.

>>41472032
>Supposing a group were traveling around your state, led by a charismatic speaker who claims the world is ending soon and that to be saved from it you must sell your belongings, follow him and cut off family members who try to stop you.

>What would you call that?

I'll bite, let's say that it is during current times, in our current timeline where we KNOW there was a jesus and there is a church. I would call that man a lunatic and his followers misguided fools.

Now let's pretend we're in the 21st century in a timeline where there was no Jesus and no Catholic Church, all we have are the jews and their tribes some pagans, and whatever other religions naturally developed in this time.

If I were to cross paths with that charismatic leader I would listen to his message and follow him if I were touched or convinced with his message.

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>>41473266
So you came to this thread to pick fights with your brothers?

>>41473319
Ignore the shill all followers of Jesus are true and equal.

>>41473319

No, I came here to pick fights with people that claim to be my brothers but are wolves in sheep clothing.

How are you my brother?

I don't see in you the qualities the Father has established one should have. You also reek of satan.

>>41473319

In fact you don't even want to love others as Christ commanded, some of you excuse themselves from this love.

"He who has no love has no knowledge of God, because God is love."

Day after day people come and see you pretending to be christians

>>41473348
No follower of Jesus is wolf in sheeps clothing only those who say Jesus's teachings don't matter.

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>>41473348
If you follow Christ then I am your brother. However, your haste to throw accusations makes me doubt your sincerity.

>>41471353
I don't think anyone in this thread has tried to do this, so let me make the case.

If God does exist, he would give us one united organization to represent Christianity. He wouldn't give us a book, because a book can be interpreted anyway whatsoever. (If that was the case, how do we know which books are correct? How do we know the gnostics and the marcionite weren't right?) . He would give us a series of elders who would guide people(the clergy and monastics) and give us outstanding examples of people to follow(saints). So the mother church tradition is the most logical.

The bishop of Rome was not the head of church historically. He was given primacy - a great deal of respect. But he was equal with all the bishops. Why else would St Gregroy the Great(a bishop of Rome before the schism) write "Whoever declares himself 'the bishop of bishops' is the precursor to the anti-christ."

>>41473409

See

>>41473043

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>>41473399
How do you know what I want?

>>41473435
If they follow Jesus's teaching they are christian what is your point?

>>41473419
>>41473458

By their fruits you shall know them.

And I watch your berries daily

>>41473473

Jesus said to love, he's excusing himself from loving

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>>41473476
>/pol/ is one person

>interpreting scripture

Doesn't that go against the entire point of religion? You know, to follow God's word, no matter what it is?

>>41473112
so all children who have lied twice can never be christians?
That means there is not a single christian in the world and you aren't either
...except for maybe a retarded person who can't speak, but I'm sure they're capable of feeling jealousy...
Fuck, you're a dipshit

>>41473492
And who said they do not love?

>>41473513

Where in the bible is it stated that you cannot lie?

Look at the devil adding new sins at the scripture and marvel everybody

>>41473526

I believe you are playing dumb, he's excusing himself from loving.

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>>41473549
The ten commandments

>>41471353
Protestant: Following positive based scripture and promoting the lighter side of the bible

Catholicism: Stict following of the book of Acts, usage of hierarchy and tradition

Orthodox: Strict following of ground base traditions and testaments to hard faith practice

>>41473567
I believe you are confused in arrogance and pride, reflect.

>>41472897
not for long, at this rate

>>41473622

I believe you are mistaking false testimony (perjury) with simple plain lying.

>>41473632

Arrogance and pride would mean I am arrogating privileges I do not have, and I don't see any of those.

the Bible is just a poor copy of texts from ancient Egypt

>>41473671
Literally everyone interprets that commandment to mean all lying.

>>41473701
Please explain this.

>>41472239
Not quite how I would have presented the case, but way to represent

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>>41473671
>I believe you are mistaking false testimony (perjury) with simple plain lying.

pfffft get this kike out of here

>>41473703

Jesus died without sin and He lied about not going to the feast.

Get out of this one.

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>>41471353
I'm Lutheran so basically the most accurate interpretation possible.

>>41473728

Amazing how the text that was supposed to make me blush describes your antics.

In fact your partner here is interpreting false testimony to be any lie when Jesus Himself lies.

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>>41473733
>He lied

Revelation 21:27
And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life.

Revelation 22:15
For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

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>>41473776

>>41473775
I am only a follower of Christ, following his teachings.

>>41473812
I am not arrogant enough to claim to hold the true way to follow Christ except by of his deeds and teachings.

>>41473812
>>41473836
Which is Lutheranism.

>>41473419
what is that picture from?

>>41473804

"Go up to the feast yourselves; I do not go up to this feast because My time has not yet fully come."

Having said these things to them, He stayed in Galilee.

But when His brothers had gone up to the feast, then He Himself also went up, not publicly, but as if, in secret.


Saying that you are doing a thing, and then doing other is lying about what you are going to do.

Explain this.

>>41473724
We're around, just saltin' that earth you know what I'm sayin'.

>>41473854
It's called sinning.

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>>41473733
Sounds like you're reading the retard's bible

I believe the common interpretation is that he was BORN without sin, meaning he had no original sin because he was the son of god

>>41473888

Then His death accounts for fuckall, since it is no longer a perfect sacrifice.

>>41473701
That assumption was disproven

>>41473917
the semantic Jew, you are too obvious.

>>41473949

If He has sinned He no longer has merit.

Is your ad hominem working yet?

>>41474007
Sinners must repent, get to your point so I can answer it rather than me breaking all of your semantics.

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>>41473671
>mistaking false testimony (perjury) with simple plain lying.

That is the most Jewish bullshit I have heard all day. You, Brian Williams, and the rest of the outright deceptive kikes need to gas yourselves.

>>41473949

Jesus the Great High Priest
Therefore, since we have a great high priest who has passed through the heavens, Jesus the Son of God, let us hold fast our confession. For we do not have a high priest who cannot sympathize with our weaknesses, but One who has been tempted in all things as we are, yet without sin. Therefore let us draw near with confidence to the throne of grace, so that we may receive mercy and find grace to help in time of need.

The bible insist Jesus has never sinned, and I see a lie from His mouth.

It is easier to commit sin by lying than to commit sin by perjury, therefore satan would be interested in having lies be a sin.

Whatcha doing, rabbis of the synagogue of satan?

>>41471353
none are excluded from the love of God.
he loves us so much he made us out of motherfucking star dust bitch

>Unitarian

>>41474078
>Gas them!

So full of love, you are truly a son of the most High

>>41474083
why are you so focused on such a meaningless thing, your shilling needs to improve.

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>>41472105
You're so good to us, Chaby

>>41473854
Muslims don't understand Christianity. Leave the thread, Spain.

He didn't lie. He changed His mind, once His disciples had left. He didn't make a fuss and seek attention, He just went quietly on His way. He went to teach at the temple.

He couldn't keep away from the feast. This is the Lord Jesus Christ. How could He keep away? It was the people who were not ready to accept Him. Yet He taught openly anyway in the temple.

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>>41474127
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
- Luke 19:27

>>41474127
You can't divide and conquer followers of Jesus Christ spawn of Satan I banish you!

>>41474150

>It is meaningless

Anything that makes you lose an argument has no meaning, huh?

>>41474184
>I banish you!

Banish me harder

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>>41474153
Now those are some tits.

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>>41474196
Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
- John 8:44

>>41474173

Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God's wrath, for it is written: "It is mine to avenge; I will repay," says the Lord.

>>41474196
Anything that holds no meat or real tangible information has no meaning, you aren't acting very Christian like thus I come to the conclusion you are a shill here to create conflict probably an atheist or a muslim.

>>41474218

Still not banished.

Looks like you have no authority over me.

Mite b interesting to see why you don't have authority over a devil since according to you I am and Jesus gave this authority to you

>>41474247

It holds enough meat to prove lying is not a sin.

>>41474173
This quote is about Jews who have to accept the Word of God, yet won't, and as such will be destroyed. It doesn't mean He is ordering you to kill anyone.

>>41474260
No, you're just argumentative.

>>41473311

Do you seriously not recognize a cult when you see it? You only consider Christianity special or different because that's what you were raised with from childhood.

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>>41474196
>>41474127
>>41474083
>>41474007
>>41473917
Let's drown out this kike
http://strawpoll.me/3620536

>>41474295
>If we all agree on a lie, it becomes true

>>41474274
Lying is a sin, Jesus would not like for us to lie.

>>41474318

See

>>41473854

So Jesus is a sinner?

In that case see

>>41474083

>>41474295
Bad poll. It means not to lie about your neighbours, especially in legal matters. But it doesn't change the fact that lying is not something that God does or wants us to do. Lying is from the evil snake.

Worship God in the spirit of truth, always.

>>41474317
Regardless Jesus will judge us all in death our kingdom and judge is not of this world, you only need spread the teachings of Jesus and follow his way.

>>41474338
>So Jesus is a sinner?
Obviously not. Foolish to suggest otherwise.

>>41474247
clearly jewish

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>>41471389
of all the fucking chinese cartoons that i watch ive never liked anything more like this like this & the nazi one! Oy vey!

>>41474358

Then face it, perjury is the sin

God wouldn't count it against you for not giving your address to a rapist and instead sending him to the police station.

>>41474346
Spainfag said that purjery is a sin but lying is not. the poll reflects his claims

>>41474388
A lie can be better than the truth, correct, that does not make lying good you must repent for the lie and Jesus obviously knows your intent, you're too easy.

>>41474444

You don't understand or you don't want to understand?

Jesus lied, and Jesus sets the way

>>41473876
Adds a good flavor to the board, that's for sure

>>41474467
he didnt lie, he changed his mind

>>41474495

He knows the future

>>41474519
Why are you so fixated on useless tidbits of information?

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>>41474519
Matthew 4:7
Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.

It's stupid to see someone accuse Him of being a liar.

Let's change this thread to mock the false prophet and the religion of the beast.

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>>41474549
I wonder why. . .

>>41474549

It will be useful in the future when, if it happens, I confront... pilpul was the name?

>>41474549

Also, if the Lord knows the future, He cannot have changed His mind, as He would know that too, therefore He lied, and He lied only once, showing us that it is ok to lie.

He's a teacher and you aren't learning.

>>41474639
Tell me when Jesus has lied.

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The quality of shitposter in these threads gets worse every day

>>41474664

I have posted it already on the thread.

>>41473854

>>41474684
give me the full context and verses as to support your statement that Jesus lied.

>>41474711

I've literally pasted the lie.

>>41474734
Context prior to those sentences.

>>41474664
He didn't. This guy is just cross-examining Jesus Christ, God's own testimony, and accusing Him of being a liar.

He said He would not go up to the feast. The next verse says that He stayed. After that, He decided to, and did not make a fuss. He went to teach in the temple. Even though His people were not ready to accept Him, He still went to teach. His hand is still stretched out.

This guy sounds like a stereotypical Muslim.

>>41474749

Context isn't going to make a lie less of a lie.

Are you preparing for massive pilpul?

>>41474666
10/10, great job as always.
those trips tho...

>>41474755

>He did not lie, look at the lie, notice how it is something that doesn't adhere to the truth, but I will call it a lie.

I see

>>41474169

>He changed His mind

That is not how omnipotence works retard.

>>41474769
>My time has not yet fully come
The time has came thus he went, are you seriously this stupid?

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>>41474780
clearly the day of reckoning is upon us
>>41474800
I found a very tiny explanation for why you're an idiot

>>41474800
May God rebuke you.

Your serpent tongue cannot pervert the spirit of truth in Jesus Christ.

He did not lie. The Jews wanted to kill Him, so He sent His disciples instead. Then, after keeping His word and staying behind, risked His life to go and teach the Word of God to His people, in spite of the danger.

Your lies cannot corrupt my faith. Drink your own poison and be gone.

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>MFW some Muslim fucked tagged me in this post.
>MFW it made me angry because it's retarded.

>>41471353
the catholic church is the best because it's the only one established by jesus christ

>>41474851
>That is not how omnipotence works retard.
Genesis 6:6
And it repented the Lord that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.

God the almighty does not need to fit in to a box of definition that you created for Him.

>>41474860

He knows the future, He knows when His time comes, He knows then that He will go, but chooses to say He won't.

This equals lying.

>>41474861

Ah, here is the pilpul

>>41474851
>implying Jesus was omnipotent before he was ressurected

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>>41473348
>but are wolves in sheep clothing.

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>"Hey guys, is this thread where I can roleplay as a crusader knight and pretend to like I am going to fight muslims?"

Fuck off with this counter-counter-culture meme. You are the worst kind of hipster.

>>41474894

yeah I understand, he has to fit in the box of definition you created.

>>41474909
He knows the future and told them he will go when his time comes, his time came and he secretly went.

>>41474929

He knew everything before He was resurrected -as noted by a disciple-, no reason why not to be omnipotent, nor that it is needed.

>>41474968
>told them he will go when his time comes

Where's the quote?

I don't consider pilpul deductions as quotes from the bible, so if there is no quote...

>>41471353
>implying Jesus would give a fucking shit about what denomination you are
literally you shouldn't even have time to decide. instead you should be helping the poor, helping society, and hanging out w prostitutes and gamblers

>>41474666
While your digits are satanic, your art is most holy.

>>41474929

That is what the bible implies yes. he performed miracles and knew the future, there was no limitation to his power as presented in the bible. That is what Satan's temptations were all about in the dessert.

>>41474968

Moreover He goes secretly, meaning He does not want them to know He is going.

Yup.

A lie.

>>41474984
>-as noted by a disciple-
[citation needed]

>>41475000
"Go up to the feast yourselves; I do not go up to this feast because My time has not yet fully come."

My time has not yet fully come."

he went thus his time came.

>>41475030

John 21:17 to post an example

>>41475044

He went in secret, therefore He never wanted them to know, so it was planned to lie.

>>41475029
Going in as if in secret does not mean a lie.

>>41475089

...your time having not come yet doesn't mean either it will come later today

>>41475029

To vague to call it a lie.

>>41473714
>>41473943

"Thou wilt be born again". (412 732b, Pyramid Texts)
"For you have been born again". (1 Peter 1:23)

"Horus is risen." (388 681a, Pyramid Texts)
"now is Christ risen." (1 Corinthians 15:20)

"Osiris who comes again". (390 684b, Pyramid Text)
"Jesus comes again." (1 Thessalonians 3:13)

"take this thy bread which i am giving thee". (487 1047b, Pyramid Text)
"Then said they unto him, Lord, evermore give us this bread". (John 6:34)

"Horus gives me this his bread which he has satisfied his subjects, and I eat it of them." (491 1058a/b, Pyramid Text)
"Jesus took bread, and blessed, and brake it, and gave to them" (Mark 14:22)

"My detestation is hunger, and I will never eat it. My detestation is thirst, and I will never drink it.It is indeed I who will give bread to those who exist (211, Pyramid Text)
"And Jesus said unto them, I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that believeth on me shall never thirst."(John 6:35)

"The hand of Unas is come upon you." (297 v400, Pyramid Text)
"the hand of the Lord is upon thee" (Acts 13:11)

"They give to Osiris the tree of life whereof they live." (519, Pyramid Text)
"take also from the tree of life" (Genesis, 3:22)

>>41475089

But when His brothers had gone up to the feast, then He Himself also went up, not publicly, but as if, in secret.

He went instantly.

More pilpul from you?

>>41475024
He was dependent on his father to do this. He did not even awaken to his purpose until he was about 30.
Also it was heresy in the early christian days to imply that he was omnipotent, so stop it.
>>41475074
>peter said it, so it must be true, he couldn't possibly be flattering him!
He has access to the knowledge of all things through his father, but most of the time he is just human.

>>41475119
It means he will not go immediately but when his time comes.

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because Catholicism built this

>>41475189

See

>>41475167

He goes the same instant they depart

>>41475184

No matter how many times I post evidence of Jesus knowing everything you could claim this, why bother?

Where is your source?

>>41475167
his brothers had gone up, that means they already were at the feast and jesus did not go with them, he said he will go when his time comes and thus went after they have already went and went in as if in secret, this is common sense try harder wolf in sheeps clothing.

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>>41474948
By their fruit you will recognize them.

>>41475262

He goes the same moment they leave

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>>41474909
>This equals lying.
Your limited 2Dimensional understanding is blinding you from the truth.

>>41475255
John 5:19, 30; 14:10

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>>41474948
>Jesus hated furries
brb converting

>>41475371

Are you blind? He entered the temple in the midst of the feast, but went to the feast instantly the moment they went.

Notice this:

>Then the jews sought Him

The jews were already looking for Him, it's reasonable to think that is His reason to go alone as in secret.

>>41475415
If you only knew.

Jesus Christ is so lovely, He would literally rather call people to a party, than be at the party Himself.

See >>41475371

God is literally the best father ever.

>>41475454
he did not ever say a lie in there, he did everything he said.

>>41475184

>He was dependent on his father

Did you forget about the whole same person thing with Jesus and God?

>>41471353
i love this anime girl why why do i feel this way about her.

>>41475510
>he did not ever say a lie in there

He went when they were gone in secret.

He lied.

Must I remind you that Jacob lied to his very own father approved by God?

>>41475554
see
>>41475375
his words, not mine

>>41475454
You are the blind one. In the land of the blind, the one eye'd man is king.

First of all, see this word. It is key, to debunking your lies.

>yet

Let's find it.

>I go not up yet unto this feast
>YET

That is, I WILL NOT GO YET.

He sent His disciples to the party before going Himself. Once His disciples were there, at the party, He went quietly Himself. He did not draw attention to His disciples, and put them in danger, in the land where He was so persecuted (His own land).

You know what that means? It means that He put His brothers before Himself, and their safety first.

He probably prayed for a while before setting out, and left when they had already got there.

#LIES BUSTED
#rekt

>>41475614
Are you of poor intellect? he said he will go when his time comes, he went as if in secret to the feast for his time came, and he left the feast in the middle to teach, where is the lie?

>>41475653
>That is, I WILL NOT GO YET.

This is correct.

But when they were gone, he went also.

This means He instantly left.

He told them He was not going yet to have them go first as if He was going to go later, but He went the moment they were gone.

>>41472831
That's when the pope isn't praying with heretics or kissing korans too. They even have it in their Vatican 2 documents that they worship the same god as muslims (lumen gentium 16) i.e. catholics deny the triune god.

>>41475722
He said when his time comes, he did not go with them (First statement of not going with them fufilled) he then went as if in secret to not draw attention to the feast (fulfilling when his time as came and thus he went) all that he said has been fulfilled and left in the middle of the feast to go teach, all that he has said is truth.

>>41475722
dude wtf are you on about. That does not mean he instantly left. If you haven't noticed the bible doesn't chronicle every second of Jesus' life.

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Jesus Christ is Lord. Hallelujah.

He said He wouldn't go yet. Then His disciples got there (His chosen ones) and then He left to go to.

He did everything He said he did. And He put His brothers before Himself.

>>41475722
No, when they were gone up, i.e. when they were nearly there, or there already.

Even if He left 5 minutes later, it doesn't matter. Because in the previous verses, He already told His brothers that they would not be hated and that He was. He ensures that His chosen are taken care of.

He probably prayed for a while before leaving. He said YET, and He went. Nothing He said was wrong, or a lie. You are very foolish to accuse Him.

Devil translated means accuser.

>>41475835

The bible is very clear, when they were gone, then He also did.

While the bible doesn't chronicle every second, it is very particular with its words.

This happned, and then this.

>>41475835
>You are very foolish to accuse Him.
>Devil translated means accuser.

I am also accusing you of not being able to do the works you are supposed to be doing, like laying on hads to cure the sick.

I must be a devil, one that you don't have authority over, which is strange, since you are supposed to.

>>41475944
Yeah like if I said I'm not going to close the thread yet, because you got rekt and debunked, and then I left it open for a few more seconds until I didn't feel like looking at your foolish accusations any more and closed it.

It wouldn't make me a liar.

Just admit that you got rekt.

To all the Christbros in this thread, may God bless you and keep you until His coming.

>>41475985
The truth offends you. And you got rekt.

Bye, all.

This is what happens (my interpretation):

Jesus lies about wanting to go later since He doesn't want them in trouble, and the moment they are gone, He leaves.

As expected He's being looked for, which is His reason to be separated.

When the proper time arrives, He teaches.

Is this a lie? Yes.

Does it make Jesus a sinner? No, and it teaches us that even Jesus may do it for good.

Cathars>other denominations

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>>41476101
Average muslim 'we embrace Jesus but He is only a prophet, it's OK to lie' crap.

>>41476160

I am christian

>>41476182
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taqiyya

im sorry, i cant hear you

>>41476160
Hes an atheist, hes posted this stuff for a very long time

>>41476160

So it is not ok to lie?

Good.

-Do not think that I came to abolish the Law
-it is easier for heaven and earth to pass away than for one stroke of a letter of the Law to fail.
-For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished.

-"You have heard that it was said, 'AN EYE FOR AN EYE, AND A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH.'"But I say to you, do not resist an evil person; but whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also.

Is this a lie?

In this case however, Iam not accusing Jesus, but rather, the faithful christians, that may be not so faithful and are making new sins out of thin air changing scripture to their content

>>41476342

And certainly, I do not think Jesus lied in respect to the law, so somebody must have put that in there

And look, we have here christians on a nazi board that want to be charged with sin every time they lie

>>41476101
Man, I can tell you have your heart in the right place, but Jesus never lied, not once. He is the only Light, and the only Truth one can count on.

>>41476386
>>41476386

everything was accomplished upon jesus' death, resurrection and ascension. that was when the Law was no longer relevant.

>>41476386
Almost everything you do is a sin in God's eyes. That is the human condition.

>>41476488
This is a big misconception

Im not saying we need to stone people who break the sabbath, but christianity is, in essence, completed judaism. Look that stuff up sometime.

He upheld the spirit of the law, read the passage about pulling your sheep out of a ditch on the sabbath, and healing the mans shriveled hand in the temple. A lot of people misunderstand something paul said and are all of a sudden like "yeah nah we dont need anything from the OT" when they completely forget the sermon on the mount.

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>>41473724
>>41473876

>>41476593

i suppose saying the Law isn't relevant isn't strictly true. sin is still transgression of the Law. i mean that breaking the Law means you aren't hellbound, or needing to sacrifice a goat to absolve your sins anymore.

and if you truly believe, then you'll be naturally compelled to live righteously, so making no effort to live righteously means you probably don't believe

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>>41472239
Keep up the good work, Brother.

>>41476668
LDS on 4chan really? I'm telling your parents.

>>41476775
From what ive learned is that upholding the spirit of the law, basically doing good, is what matters.

The answers to "do we really need to do ______" is laid out in the text, you have to look for it. Quoting matthew 5:17-18 is a bit of a copout.

>>41471353

Last time I checked, this is POLITICALLY CORRECT. Not religiously incorrect or whose god is the bestest. Piss off Christfags. Go find your own forum where you can hugbox about Jeboo all day and all the fun you'll having lounging in eternity because you thought right n stuff.

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This thread needs more of Christ's love.

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>>41476950
Post Christ-chan

>>41472068

that picture is so accurate

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>>41472068

>>41471680
As a muslim this really offends me.
Shitskin Islam should be satan tier while White supremacist Islam - whites practicing islam should be Ok tier. Also shitskin Christianity should be with alongside synagouge of satan. Theyre pretty much close friends with the shitskin muslims.

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>>41477170
There is nothing European, and therefore nothing White, about Islam.
Whites who become Muslim are stabbing their ancestors in the back for allying themselves with the very people who sought to enslave and genocide them all throughout the first millennium A.D.

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>>41477170

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>>41477260
I posted this in the other thread lel

>>41477306
I must of missed that thread, I have saved every pick I have seen.

>>41472032
>implying

every leadership can be looked like this
>political parties
>Governments
>Monarchy
>religion
>cults

the only difference is the ideals you fucking fedora tipping faggot

>>41477229
im not sure. Is strongly believe that the golden age of Islam is brought by the persians and the Assyrians of the time which is white. The Alhambra in guinea is made by the berbers so therefore theyre made by whites.

Shitskins have been proved for centuries for being incapable of civilization. Just look what happened to medina. Its so messed up with the big buildings created close to the Makkah and Dubai is no different either. It literally looks like an isolated chinese cityscape

>>41477170
>heresies are okay when whites do it

>>41471353
>tfw Mormons are the only christians with a birthrate high enough to survive as the rest of us are out bred by the Muslims in the coming decades

I know it might be heresy but should I convert?

>>41471868
I was on the fence whether to play this game.

I have now made my decision.

>>41478051
Search your feeling, read the Book of Mormon, and make the right choice.

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>>41478197
>search your feelings
You make an argument about what is theologically correct based on personal feelings?

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>>41472105
this shit is gay as fuck

>>41478365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h2w3kcKo3A

>>41473311
this

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>>41476820

>>41471353
>up with that, and convert
The bible says that Christians can't interpret the bible for themselves. 2 Peter 1:20

>>41479120
>2 Peter 1:20
that does not mean what you think it means

>>41479251
No prophecy of scripture is up to private interpretation. I follow the Catholic Church's interpretation.

>>41479406
wouldn't interpretation by only one hierarchical group qualify as a private interpretation?

>>41479645
not if that group was founded by jesus :^)

>>41479739
petra does not mean peter it means rock, as in Jesus the rock the church was founded on.

>>41479810
yes it does

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>>41476972
Sluuuuuuut

>>41479876
good argument. should I wait for you to contact your priest to get a better response?

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>>41480372
She is too pure . . . I feel dirty and not in a fun way.

>>41477170
>whites practicing islam
absolutelydisgusting.jpg
akbar yourself

>>41480418
http://www.behindthename.com/name/cephas
literally google peter

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>>41471680
>Anno Domini MMXV
>using the Kabbalistic Tree of Life non-ironically
>Gnostic Internet Defense Force please go back to /x/

>>41480748
why would it be translated as "Thou art Peter, and upon this Rock I will build My church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it." Instead of "Thou art Peter, and upon Peter I will build My church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it."

Petros and Petra are different.

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I'm an atheist but I kinda wish religion was real.
The world would be a lot more interesting with spiritual stuff being real and everyday aspects of life.

Also heaven sounds like a great place, I hope its real.

Also I love Christ-tan!

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>>41480372

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>>41476972
Posting Chris-chan

>>41480856
petros is masculine for petra

>>41480995
you are fucking up your own argument

>>41481052
how so?