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ATTENTION, /POL/ACKS IN WISCONSIN You want a happening? You

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ATTENTION, /POL/ACKS IN WISCONSIN

You want a happening? You can start the happening to end all happenings.

http://www.whiteoutpress.com/articles/2014/q3/dr-evil-creates-virus-can-destroy-mankind-uw/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2677359/Controversial-scientist-recreates-H1N1-flu-virus-killed-500-000-people-version-RESISTANT-vaccine.html

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/scientist-creates-new-flu-virus-that-can-kill-all-of-hu-1599174385

http://inhabitat.com/scientists-just-created-a-virus-that-has-the-potential-to-destroy-the-world/

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/scientist-makes-mutant-infectious-flu-virus-lab-n128936

A virus with the potential to wipe out ALL OF MANKIND is stored in the unguarded University of Wisconsin-Madison.

Why the FUCK has nobody stolen this and spread it yet?
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>>41328380
Why would they even make that?
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>>41328380

Your point being?

Weve had man made viruses that could do that for decades...

Britain made a version of Anthrax that could do the same thing shortly after the second world war.
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>>41328464
Because they've been doing it for ages now.
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>>41328380

>japan has lots of treehugging misanthropic nutjobs
>jap invents supervirus

This can only end well.
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>>41328380
>tfw WI

FUCK
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>>41328532
goddamn Madison liberals will kill us all
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We planet of the apes now
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>>41328380
>University of Wisconsin-Madison

What if I told you that I'm currently attending the university as a foreign exchange student?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=regjwFzXRJU
Baby can you dig your man?
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>>41328590
you should brak in and let it loose for happenings sake
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>>41328380
Dude fuck off.

You know that you are discussing what is essentially bio terrorism in the most terrorist paranoid country on earth right?
Who has no qualms kidnapping people overseas and throwing them into torture camps.
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>>41328590
>>41328615
DONT TELL HIM THAT i DON'T WANT TO DIE
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>>41328615
Fuck off Achmed.
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>>41328590

Break in and steal it. Start the happening.
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>>41328513
> population of 7500000000

yeah they been really really successful...
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>>41328601

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg
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>>41328655
fuck you greenland your too hard to infect
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lets hope ol' Benny manages to steal the virus and carpet bomb tel aviv with it
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>>41328702
It's obviously a proxy, you idiot. Actual greenlanders are too busy eating rotten fish and killing themselves to post on 4chinz.
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>>41328615
>>41328638
>>41328655

The science department is literally a 4 minute walk from my dorm. I could chain-gain some kids I know and rummage through what's there. I'm here for the Business program, so I don't really know much about where/what is in the science department. Will most likely post pics in a few hours with time-stamp. If I don't, a cop probably shot me. Wish me luck, /pol/.
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You need to do this. Seriously. Just think about it: if you do this, you will be the most important person who ever lived. You will be the person who started THE happening.
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>>41328839 meant for >>41328818
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>>41328818

Here's some more info: http://www.jsonline.com/news/health/researchers-at-uw-lab-create-close-copy-of-spanish-flu-pandemic-virus-b99289977z1-262904971.html
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>>41328818
Canuck here. Does anyone know what the stuff should look like? Does it look like a liquid in a vial? Pretty important to know before I set about the deed.
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>>41328970

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/exclusive-controversial-us-scientist-creates-deadly-new-flu-strain-for-pandemic-research-9577088.html
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GOOD LUCK H1N1 CHAN!
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>>41328971

Yes, it should be liquid in a vial. It's at UW-Madison’s Institute for Influenza Virus Research at University Research Park on Madison’s West Side
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>>41329066
Already know where it is, but thanks for the advice.
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>>41328818
>>41328839
>ITT: /pol/ causes the end of mankind
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>>41329114
Was there ever any doubt ?
>Enough is enough, if there's no happening, I'LL MAKE THE HAPPENING
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>>41328380
didnt even know greenland had its own flag
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>>41328380

IT BEGINS
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>>41329094

It should look something like this.
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>>41329177
Pretty generic looking. Is the label code the same or similar to what I'm looking for?
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>greenland

fucking bitch you belong to us
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>>41328380
Wtf is wrong with this Japtard?
Couldn't he just model it on a supercomputer, rather than actually creating it?
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>>41329205

http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/health/a12897/the-man-who-could-destroy-the-world-breakthrough-awards-2014/

>The virus sits in 2-milliliter vials inside a freezer kept at minus 80 degrees Celsius. At that temperature, in that deep of a deep freeze, the virus is preserved as if in amber, lying in wait.
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Shut-in NEETs with stockpiles of Soylent will be the only survivors
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>>41329241
Oh shit, anon. That really helps. I also started talking to my American roommate about this. He wants to sell it back for 500 million if we do go through with it.
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I guess if anyone was really going to bring about the end of humanity it makes sense it would be some fucking retarded cheddarheads
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>>41329260

No, don't sell it. You need to release the virus and start the happening.

START THE HAPPENING.
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>>41329260
Noooo don't be petty criminals who'll be executed anyway by police.
Be an hero.
Be the ultimate an hero.

If in doubt, remember one thing : it'll kill lot of anglos.
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>>41328380
>July 15, 2014
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>>41328532
>>41328581

Milwaukee here, fucking stupid, right?
How about the ebola? It's here now, too.
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>>41329328

Eat it. EAT THE EBOLAS
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>>41329303
>>41329311
We could always ask for the money, and release the virus anyways. I think he would be alright with that. He doesn't have much to his name, and is a bit of a failure in his studies.
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>>41329363

You'll get caught if you ask for money.

Also, you won't need the money when the virus gets released.

Release the virus and start the happening to end all happenings.
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I'm not afraid, I survived swine flu and that other shit. Eat garlic, onions, beef and potatoes you will be set.

Virii are your friend, they kill the stupid people, and the people with shitty immune systems.

Sorry guys, being a faggot doesn't help.
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>>41329241
>freezer kept at minus 80 degrees Celsius

Translated in Wisconsin talk should look something like image at left.
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> pol runs to get biotech degrees to make racist viruses.
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>>41329163

What the fuck is that, Mattel Babby's First Virus Kit?
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>>41329333
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>>41329375
Makes sense. Made my roommate drop the money demand, in exchange for my ipad and fleshlight.
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>>41329432
is from president evil
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>>41329448
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>>41328660
>manufacture of deadly viruses automatically means they will be released to the general public
There's AIDS of course, but that was a bust.
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>potentially apocalyptic virus
>canadian /pol/lack decides to start the happening

as long as it doesn't reach australia i'm fine. who else will shitpost on /pol/?
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>>41328464
>http://www.whiteoutpress.com/articles/2014/q3/dr-evil-creates-virus-can-destroy-mankind-uw/
he removed the few weaknesses the super-bug had, making it completely unstoppable now.
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>>41329610
all he needs to do now is to programm it to only infect non whites
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>>41329432
>Babby's First Virus Kit
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>>41329399
>you will never make a virus that reconstructs everyone's DNA to be white
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Oh shit. My roommate was hiding a pistol underneath the closet. He wants to bring it "Just in case someone catches us". Should I let him bring it?

Pic related, he let me hold it.
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>>41329452
>in exchange for my ipad and fleshlight.
>some dude's used fleshlight
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>>41329452
>in exchange for my ipad and fleshlight.
>in exchange for
>fleshlight

I-it was boxed and unused, right? He was just too embarrassed to buy one. Right?
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>>41329893

Fleshlight Homemade Sausage:

- Insert sausage casing through vagina end (front)
- Pull casing out through cum-exit end
- pipe sausage meat into the vagina end with casing

Your guests will beg what the seasoning is.
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>>41329893
>>41329954
It was used...
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>I will help you end the world if you give me your fleshlight.

i am internally screaming.
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>>41329839

Yes, bring it.
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>>41329452

> maybe I could be your flesh light tonight?
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ITT: People who have no idea how virology works
ITT: One loonely tards is going to get arrested for trespassing

>So we found this canadian guy lurking the basement, he's been ranting for an hour now in interogation about how he is going to destroy the world with a virus. The guy is nuts we should send him back home.
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>>41330169

Tell us, anon: how does virology work?
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>>41328590
god, burn the whole place down!
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>>41328601
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>>41328532
>>41329328
>mfw in IL
>remembers how fast the norovirus that spread easily from san francisco, and got sick from it
we're doomed
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>>41329973
dear lord
tell me you don't have a dragon dildo
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>>41330306
F-L-U!
that spells ebola, lawds yes.
now, lemme at dem green apples.
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>>41330346

Gays. Definitely gays.
>Frisco to Boystown on one dirty dick
>b-but I'm not gay!
Vet your friends.
Someone left out a few details of their weekend.
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>>41330389
I don't.

Update: expect something on Sunday. That's when we agreed to carry out our righteous act (Vandalism? Genocide?).
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On the off the chance that I do get arrested, what should I tell the police/press?
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>>41330572
"I didnt do it, miss"
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>>41330572
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>>41330572
You needed the virus for dem programs
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>>41330488

Is there any way to contact you?
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>>41330725
I'm staying active on /pol/. It will be easy to converse with me here.
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>>41330425
that explains how it got in the coffee so easily
yuck.

>>41330488
I see.
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>>41328380

>this is the way the world ends
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>>41330766

If you're not able to get to the H1N1 virus, still try to steal as many viruses as you can and unleash all of them.
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>>41330572
>>41330572

You dindu nuffin. Yous a good boy
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>>41328380
>unguarded

Biolabs are as secure as bank vaults.
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>>41330839
Oh, I will. Bringing backpacks for maximum carry capacity.
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>>41330836
The world ends because some guy on a Mongolian flight simulator discussion board got curious about his school campus
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>>41329839
>Canada
>illegal pistol
NIgger you dun goofed. RCMP will be knocking on your in a few hours. 5 years minimum sentence for having an unregistered restricted firearm
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>>41328380
Watch some stupid liberal environmentalist (stupid feminism is back this will come back into fashion too) decides to free the cute bunnies and we're all dead.
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>>41330910
My proxy is a Canadian IP, but I'm actually in America right now. I'm pretty sure my roommate owns the gun legally, even though University policies prohibit possession on campus.
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>>41330572
You were lost/drunk
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>>41328380
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>>41329644
Plenty of whites need to go, tho
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>>41330979

Create a tripcode before you go in case you get rerouted.
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>>41331074
K
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ITT: how to get v&
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This good?
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>>41331111
Nice quads, btw
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>/pol/ destroys mankind

Not even surprised.
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Thanks, although you know the superstition concerning GETs in Vietnamese cartoon chat boards
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>>41328464

they've been doing it for the past three years at least.

>Scientist Weaponizes Flu Strain in Bioterrorism Experiment

http://readersupportednews.org/news-section2/421-national-security/8630-scientist-weaponizes-flu-strain-in-bioterrorism-experiment

^^

the above was H5N1. Anyone still wonder why we've had a fresh flu outbreak, that is not the seasonal flu, every year for the past 5?

Anyone seen 'In lies we trust'?
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>>41328464
My father worked for a company who genetically modified viruses and bacteria. Originally he worked on a bacteria that produced a drug used in cancer treatment.
Later on he worked on bio-weapons, the idea was if you could make a super virus, you could also figure out how to cure it. They figured that bio-weapons would all be similar so finding a quick and easy way to make a vaccine would be easy.
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>>41331145

Perfect.
Capped for good measure.
Godspeed, young Umbrella Corp.
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>>41328464
Because the virus has a right to live shitlord
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>>41328380
get the fuck out of my country americuck
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>>41331508

That has to be the absolute best argument against vaccinations.
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>>41331177
Nice triple dubs
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>>41330572
I did it for the lulz.
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It'd be like 12 Monkeys all over again.
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>>41331508
A virus isn't even "alive" retard.
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>>41331641
If it can die it is alive...

Is that too hard a concept to grasp?
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>>41331707
THE WHITE TRIPCODE OF /POL/
HE SPEAKS
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>>41331707
>American education
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>>41331962
>britcuck
>believes anything that isn't Muslim isn't actually alive

go be a disgrace somewhere else
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>July 2014
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>>41332266
holy shit this
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>>41328380
>Flu experts have made a mutant version of the 1918 “Spanish flu” virus that killed tens of millions of people.

Fund it.
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>>41328380
That shit should be in a bio-hazard level 4 laboratory, if it should exist at all.
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>>41329217
Ummm are you retarded?

Greenland is owned by Denmark.
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>>41329044

I guess we should welcome her to the fold.
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>>41332310
Yep, the threat is gone it's been 7 months. Whew.
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So no happening?
Or would it still be there?
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ITT: /pol/ is daydreaming, again.
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>>41328464
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ITT: anon pretends to try and wipe out humanity to get attention from lebanese water divining enthusiasts
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