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>LITTLE WHITE DICKS! BOOOOOOOOOO! *Crowd begins to hiss and

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>LITTLE WHITE DICKS!
BOOOOOOOOOO!
*Crowd begins to hiss and shout phrases like "GET OUTTA TOWN!"*
>BIG BLACK COCKS!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
*Crowd begins to cheer, stomp feet and lift lighters into the air*
>Now I know there are some people out there that haven't tasted a black man's cock!
>"Some haven't even let one plant their seed in their wives!"
*Crowd begins to boo and hiss again*
>But most straight white privileged males don't even engage in black culture!
>I for instance recently met the Wu-Tang Clan
>I heard one of their songs was called "Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin to fuck wit"
>More like, Wu-Tang Clan AIN'T NUTHIN TO CUCK WIT!
>Like seriously! They absolutely ravaged my wife's dripping cunt hole, I slurped up the cum from her pussy after everyone of them defiled her!
*Crowd begins to cheer as all white males in the crowd are beaten*
>I mean it's only my duty isn't it!? Whites LITERALLY invented slavery and everything bad in the world!
*All the white females in the crowd are now being raped while the white males are being forced to watch and suck BBCs*
>MY DAUGHTER SHOULD LITERALLY GET RAPED BY BLACK COCK!
>NOW FOR OUR SPECIAL GUESTS, THE RZA, THE GZA, OLD DIRTY BASTARD, INSPECTAH DECK, RAEKWON THE CHEF, U-GOD, GHOSTFACE KILLAH AND THE METHOD MAN!
*Wu-Tang Clan storm on stage with their cocks hanging out, Louis is already on his knees sucking off ODB while RZA starts rapping*
>THERE'S NO PLACE TO HI-HIDE WHEN I SLIP INSI-HIDE THE WOMB... DOCTOR DOOM, PREPARE FOR THE BOOM!... OH MAN... I SLAM... YOUR MAM! NOW WATCH HER CREAM LIKE TARZAAAAN!
*Louis is now being raped by Ghostface as he sucks off Method Man and ODB*
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>>40917684
odb is dead
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>>40917684
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what is this cool louis ck meme?
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>>40917684
>tv memes are coming to /pol/
this makes me happy
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This is my favorite meme since HE
keep it up lel
-Signed,
Leddit
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>>40917684
Why did cuckposting get latched on to Louis CK, exactly?

I've never heard any of his routines that were even remotely like this.
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>>40918075
>routines

It's his lifestyle choice, not a comedy routine.
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>>40918075
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>>40918075

"Black people can’t fuck with time machines. A black guy in a time machine is like 'Hey, anything before 1980, no thank you, I don’t want to go.' But I can go to any time ... in the past, I don’t want to go to the future and find out what happens to white people, because we’re going to pay hard for this shit, you gotta know that ... we’re not just gonna fall from number 1 to 2. They’re going to hold us down and fuck us in the ass forever, and we totally deserve it". ~ Louis C.K. (Actual quote)
>They're going to hold us down and fuck us in the ass forever
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>>40918242
Literally what the fuck. Who thinks like this? Does he actually think he owned slaves or something?
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>>40918290
/pol/ thinks this. Why do you think /pol is so terrified of whites becoming a minority?
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>>40918242
Why wouldn't a black person just go back to ancient Egypt when they was flying and doing Algebra and Astronomy and shieeeet?
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>>40918075

>Everything that we introduce to the world is shitty... meaning white people. Because-- I really think that white people are from another planet. and the reason is we don't like it here. Why, if we're from here, if we belong on Earth, why aren't we comfortable on Earth, at all? We need nice smooth surfaces and right angles and we need it to be cool and not too hot, just a little dit-dit just... perfect! Why wouldn't, when it's hot, why wouldn't we just-- (wipes sweat) "Yeah, fuck it!" Why wouldn't we be like that if we belonged here?

Another one
>Here’s how great it is to be white, I could get in a time machine and go to any time, and it would be fucking awesome when I get there! That is exclusively a white privilege. Black people can’t fuck with time machines. A black guy in a time machine is like 'Hey, anything before 1980, no thank you, I don’t want to go.' But I can go to any time ... in the past, I don’t want to go to the future and find out what happens to white people, because we’re going to pay hard for this shit, you gotta know that ... we’re not just gonna fall from number 1 to 2. They’re going to hold us down and fuck us in the ass forever, and we totally deserve it, but for now: Wheeeee! If you’re white and you don’t admit that it’s great, you’re an asshole! It is great and I’m a man. How many advantages can one person have? I’m a white man, you can’t even hurt my feelings! What can you really call a white man that really digs deep? 'Hey cracker!' ... 'Oh, ruined my day. Boy, shouldn’t have called me a cracker, bringing me back to owning land and people. What a drag.'

One more
>I had a pretty good day -- I went out shopping for some things I needed... and now I on't need them, 'cause I've got them. I got a white noise machine. Do you know what those are, a white noise machine? That's a machine that helps white people sleep at night. Because, uh, we shouldn't be able to.
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>>40918400
Again why wouldn't a black person just go back to ancient Egypt?
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>>40918242
that guy is a dumbass, jews were responsible for slavery.
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>>40918242
Holy fuck, a comedian being controversial and saying shit like this before /pol/ was, what do you disagree with here?
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>>40918455
>Louis C.K.
>Controversial

controversial in the same way redditors are controversial
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>>40918075

He did some SNL skit where he said it's offensive to say "I'm hungry" if you're in a 1st world country and then he went on to some racial shit which I complete forgot. /tv/ saw it and spawned the Louis Caucasian Killer meme
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>>40918308
Go to Zimbabwe as a white person and settle down.
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>>40918469
command self :: execute
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>>40918501
*teleports behind you*
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>>40918455
Controversial = 3 generations of status quo educational system
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>>40917684
How come Louis CK has been associated with cucking lately? Did I miss something?
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>>40918636
Read the damn thread, it's because of his jokes
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>>40918636

He started fondling himself onstage whilst talking about how many interracial couples he sees these days.

The audience seemed to think he was joking around but his face told a different story. He looked as though he didn't even know the audience was there.
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>>40918636
Why is Penn the trashman? No one knows, it just werks. Louie just seems like a cuck and his standup material doesn't help.
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>>40918712
Thanks Anon, this is great on several levels. Haven't kek'd this hard in a while
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Reminder that Louis Caucasian Killer is Jewish
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>>40918442

He has Jewish ancestry :^)

>>40918400
>What can you really call a white man that really digs deep? 'Hey cracker!' ... 'Oh, ruined my day. Boy, shouldn’t have called me a cracker, bringing me back to owning land and people. What a drag.'

>implying more than 5% of whites owned slaves
>implying more than a fraction of whites owned fucking land
>implying slavery didn't fuck the working class white man in the ass

Fucking cuck piece of shit.
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>>40918436
MUH FLYING PHARAOHS
MUH DIK BUILT DA BYRAMIDZ
:DDD
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>>40918242
"we"
>yfw he's half mexican half jewish
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>>40918899
>MUH DIK BUILT DA BYRAMIDZ
kek
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>>40918075
meh i went to a live show of his and he literally said that men were supposed to be the sole providers for women and he lambasted divorced guys for not working to support their exes.

he pretty much is the world's biggest cuck which is why the meme has stuck around.

good comedian and good comedian to see live tho. his shows are cheap as fuck and he cuts out the middle-jew.
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yawn
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>>40918861
So do most White people.
David Beckham is 1/4th Jewish and sent his kids to Jew schools.

Jews are just upgraded slightly smarter Whites.
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To be fair though I hate self hating White comedy.
Just isn't funny and is so obtusely illogical.

I liked that White noise machine joke posted earlier though. Gave me a chuckle.
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>>40918789
Keep the cuck alive, brother.
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>>40918961
>So do most White people.

[Citation needed]

>>40918961
>Jews are just upgraded slightly smarter Whites.

They're also ugly as sin and much more prone to mental illness. David Beckham is the least Jewiest looking Jew out there, it genuinely surprised me when I first discovered that.
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>>40918961
>kikes
>white
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>>40919026
>They are all ugly SO THERE
No they really aren't.
There are plenty of sexy and ugly Jews just like there are plenty of sexy and ugly "Whites" or whatever you wanna call them.

>More prone to mental illness.
Not really.
You are thinking of the black hat inbred Jews not the normal Euro Jews and either way we are talking about small percentage so it is irrelevant.

>>40919066
A good percentage of them are.
Just how it is.
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>>40919066
>Colbert
>Guy would be mopping toilets if Jewart hadn't put him on the map and gave him his own show
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I DIDN'T STEAL TICKETS FOR THIS
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>>40919128
>There are plenty of sexy Jews

Yeah if you have a camel fetish.
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>>40918961

is that the fucking guy from law and order? topkek
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>>40918712
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>>40919242
Cherry picking. Even using a black hat.
Either way judging a person by there looks is childish and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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>>40919309
>>40919397
>Still Bar Rafaeli
you're obviously a homosexual
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>>40919309
>Either way judging a person by there looks is childish

I judge them for their consistant anti-European positions, of which Louis Caucasian Killer fits right in with.

Their massive, ugly, Gonzo-like noses is just a useful physical representation of the wickedness that lies within.
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>>40919425
*still no Bar Rafaeli*

I'm obviously retarded
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>>40917684
hi /tv/
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>>40919001
hahaha fuck/10
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>>40919425
I have no issue with homosexuality.
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>>40919624
post Bar Rafaeli pics
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>THERE'S NO PLACE TO HI-HIDE WHEN I SLIP INSI-HIDE THE WOMB... DOCTOR DOOM, PREPARE FOR THE BOOM!... OH MAN... I SLAM... YOUR MAM! NOW WATCH HER CREAM LIKE TARZAAAAN!
LOL
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You people seriously have a problem. If I didn't know any better I'd say that YOU are the ones with the disgusting fetish here. I mean, I'd never bust someone up over their kink, but you people won't shut up about CUCKOLDING and LITTLE WHITE DICKS so I guess it's safe to assume that you're all secretly into it.
Don't get me wrong, that's your kink, but it's getting to be a little unhealthy at this point. Every thread is the same "BIG BLACK COCKS" and "WU TANG CLAN", the same rodeo that happened last thread, and oh, would you look at that, the thread before that too. And every thread about this topic and every other thread about the celebrity "cuck of the week". I bet you think you're fucking hilarious, and I genuinely mean this, no "ahahaha I'm just messing whatever". I seriously believe you're all sick in the fucking head, trying to ruin the reputation of a generally well liked comedian by assuming he only talks about CUCK CUCK CUCK. You sickfucks, how would your parents feel about you right now? Really, think about this, think about your mother standing over your shoulder watching you make post after post about Louis CK and BIG BLACK COCKS and bulls and the congo river. Do you think she's proud of you? Do you think that she's wondering where she went wrong with raising you. It must be hard being a parent, knowing deep down that your son is spending his free time (lets be honest, it's all day. You fucks don't have jobs) and posting cuck threads, giggling like little limp-dick twerps while you talk about CUCKOLDING all fucking day. At least actual cuckolds probably keep it to themselves, but you people never shut up about interracial breeding grounds. I think even the most die-hard cuckold enthusiast would be sickened by you "people." I'm saying this to warn you, for your own good stop before you die alone, too fat to breathe, laughing to yourself as you start another one of these inane shitposting threads. You're cancer.
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>>40920707
I don't like the cuck shit.
I really don't.

Still can I put that aside and enjoy C.K. when he is actually being funny?

I don't know.
Was I wrong for thinking he was funny in the first place?
Did I only find him funny because I was depressed and in some way could relate to his views on shit?
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>>40920707

Just found an actual cuckold.
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ODB died years ago
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>>40920863

The cuck inside of you was attracted to his cuck.
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>>40921052
i aint no cuck
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>>40920707
cuckalarious!
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>>40917698

Lol Ghost of ODB is still cuckin ol' dirty louie
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>>40921141

Embrace it! Let Louis Cuck King be your beacon of light.
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>>40918333
Ha holy shit, somebody please post that "what the fuck happened mammy" picture again. Fucking niggers I swear.
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