>LITTLE WHITE DICKS! BOOOOOOOOOO! *Crowd begins to hiss and shout phrases like "GET OUTTA TOWN!"* >BIG BLACK COCKS! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *Crowd begins to cheer, stomp feet and lift lighters into the air* >Now I know there are some people out there that haven't tasted a black man's cock! >"Some haven't even let one plant their seed in their wives!" *Crowd begins to boo and hiss again* >But most straight white privileged males don't even engage in black culture! >I for instance recently met the Wu-Tang Clan >I heard one of their songs was called "Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin to fuck wit" >More like, Wu-Tang Clan AIN'T NUTHIN TO CUCK WIT! >Like seriously! They absolutely ravaged my wife's dripping cunt hole, I slurped up the cum from her pussy after everyone of them defiled her! *Crowd begins to cheer as all white males in the crowd are beaten* >I mean it's only my duty isn't it!? Whites LITERALLY invented slavery and everything bad in the world! *All the white females in the crowd are now being raped while the white males are being forced to watch and suck BBCs* >MY DAUGHTER SHOULD LITERALLY GET RAPED BY BLACK COCK! >NOW FOR OUR SPECIAL GUESTS, THE RZA, THE GZA, OLD DIRTY BASTARD, INSPECTAH DECK, RAEKWON THE CHEF, U-GOD, GHOSTFACE KILLAH AND THE METHOD MAN! *Wu-Tang Clan storm on stage with their cocks hanging out, Louis is already on his knees sucking off ODB while RZA starts rapping* >THERE'S NO PLACE TO HI-HIDE WHEN I SLIP INSI-HIDE THE WOMB... DOCTOR DOOM, PREPARE FOR THE BOOM!... OH MAN... I SLAM... YOUR MAM! NOW WATCH HER CREAM LIKE TARZAAAAN! *Louis is now being raped by Ghostface as he sucks off Method Man and ODB*
"Black people can’t fuck with time machines. A black guy in a time machine is like 'Hey, anything before 1980, no thank you, I don’t want to go.' But I can go to any time ... in the past, I don’t want to go to the future and find out what happens to white people, because we’re going to pay hard for this shit, you gotta know that ... we’re not just gonna fall from number 1 to 2. They’re going to hold us down and fuck us in the ass forever, and we totally deserve it". ~ Louis C.K. (Actual quote) >They're going to hold us down and fuck us in the ass forever
>Everything that we introduce to the world is shitty... meaning white people. Because-- I really think that white people are from another planet. and the reason is we don't like it here. Why, if we're from here, if we belong on Earth, why aren't we comfortable on Earth, at all? We need nice smooth surfaces and right angles and we need it to be cool and not too hot, just a little dit-dit just... perfect! Why wouldn't, when it's hot, why wouldn't we just-- (wipes sweat) "Yeah, fuck it!" Why wouldn't we be like that if we belonged here?
Another one >Here’s how great it is to be white, I could get in a time machine and go to any time, and it would be fucking awesome when I get there! That is exclusively a white privilege. Black people can’t fuck with time machines. A black guy in a time machine is like 'Hey, anything before 1980, no thank you, I don’t want to go.' But I can go to any time ... in the past, I don’t want to go to the future and find out what happens to white people, because we’re going to pay hard for this shit, you gotta know that ... we’re not just gonna fall from number 1 to 2. They’re going to hold us down and fuck us in the ass forever, and we totally deserve it, but for now: Wheeeee! If you’re white and you don’t admit that it’s great, you’re an asshole! It is great and I’m a man. How many advantages can one person have? I’m a white man, you can’t even hurt my feelings! What can you really call a white man that really digs deep? 'Hey cracker!' ... 'Oh, ruined my day. Boy, shouldn’t have called me a cracker, bringing me back to owning land and people. What a drag.'
One more >I had a pretty good day -- I went out shopping for some things I needed... and now I on't need them, 'cause I've got them. I got a white noise machine. Do you know what those are, a white noise machine? That's a machine that helps white people sleep at night. Because, uh, we shouldn't be able to.
He did some SNL skit where he said it's offensive to say "I'm hungry" if you're in a 1st world country and then he went on to some racial shit which I complete forgot. /tv/ saw it and spawned the Louis Caucasian Killer meme
>>40918400 >What can you really call a white man that really digs deep? 'Hey cracker!' ... 'Oh, ruined my day. Boy, shouldn’t have called me a cracker, bringing me back to owning land and people. What a drag.'
>implying more than 5% of whites owned slaves >implying more than a fraction of whites owned fucking land >implying slavery didn't fuck the working class white man in the ass
You people seriously have a problem. If I didn't know any better I'd say that YOU are the ones with the disgusting fetish here. I mean, I'd never bust someone up over their kink, but you people won't shut up about CUCKOLDING and LITTLE WHITE DICKS so I guess it's safe to assume that you're all secretly into it. Don't get me wrong, that's your kink, but it's getting to be a little unhealthy at this point. Every thread is the same "BIG BLACK COCKS" and "WU TANG CLAN", the same rodeo that happened last thread, and oh, would you look at that, the thread before that too. And every thread about this topic and every other thread about the celebrity "cuck of the week". I bet you think you're fucking hilarious, and I genuinely mean this, no "ahahaha I'm just messing whatever". I seriously believe you're all sick in the fucking head, trying to ruin the reputation of a generally well liked comedian by assuming he only talks about CUCK CUCK CUCK. You sickfucks, how would your parents feel about you right now? Really, think about this, think about your mother standing over your shoulder watching you make post after post about Louis CK and BIG BLACK COCKS and bulls and the congo river. Do you think she's proud of you? Do you think that she's wondering where she went wrong with raising you. It must be hard being a parent, knowing deep down that your son is spending his free time (lets be honest, it's all day. You fucks don't have jobs) and posting cuck threads, giggling like little limp-dick twerps while you talk about CUCKOLDING all fucking day. At least actual cuckolds probably keep it to themselves, but you people never shut up about interracial breeding grounds. I think even the most die-hard cuckold enthusiast would be sickened by you "people." I'm saying this to warn you, for your own good stop before you die alone, too fat to breathe, laughing to yourself as you start another one of these inane shitposting threads. You're cancer.
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