Mysterious Countdown

link to the website
http://www.opcharliehebdo.com/

>>40568565
>impossible to track the author
>protected by whois privacy
Wow they got me

>>40568565
>It's professional
>had to create two cloudflare accounts because they accidentally registered for it with their real email
10/10

>>40568565
I bet Rantic is behind it:

http://mashable.com/2014/09/24/emma-watson-nude-leak-viral-marketing/

>>40568666
new muslim nudes??

>>40568565
this shit makes me nervous as fuck.
God please keep everyone safe.

>>40568565
So are you telling me that if I watch this timer there might be a terrorist attack?

Gimme a sec, I gotta zap some popcorn and wait for the happening.

>>40568666
Forgot about rantic. Id say you are correct.

>>40568565
Sauce on jihadi twitter statements.

Also, 9:00 am or pm? Im not going to that site.

Probably rantic trolls like another anon said.

>>40568745

It will be fucking GREMLINS.

Once the countdown is over, all those "moderate" muslims will transform into bloodthirsty extremists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgkDHwOYEps

Emma Watson is behind this

>>40568565
Jihadists must be pissed knowing that they will never live up to the destruction caused by 9/11.
There will never be another attack that big because security is so much better.

I would love for these cowardly pussies to get the day of the rope started

>>40568745

Sadly you've got to break a few omelettes to get rid of the greater problem.

100+ for Muslims to face serious retribution

1,000+ for Islam to be made illegal

10,000+ for a pope sanctioned crusade

>>40568666
>666 trips get
>Satan has spoken, and he is from Canada

>>40568884
yo if the Pope calls for a crusade i will shit a brick.

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>>40568565
Mfw its another pic of muhamed

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a little under 2 hours to go, so i suppose we'll see

>>40568832
damn that groove

>>40568884
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53A5AJoRxF0
>the pope

kek tell me more

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>>40568565
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>>40568856

Mystery solved

So anons, I have been investigating on the website opcharliehebdo.com, which is basically a timer that is supposed to reach zero at 9am on the 11th of January on GMT+1 in France. Afaik, anonfags are not related to this.

The website is protected with CloudFlare, but the real IP is 198.100.149.36. This server is hosted by OVH in Canada.
Multiple hosts are hosted on this IP, apparently : chabadapp.com / placesofisraelstories.org / opcharliehebdo.com and others.
on 198.100.149.36:9443, you can access Plesk admin panel, although, the SSL certificate is invalid but belongs to hostme.co.il.
A Whois on hostme.co.il gives [email protected] as the owner contact mail address, and he lives in Buffalo, New York.
If you hit chabadapp.com, you can see this mail address a few times in the blob of data.

Shimi Uhlman, has a wife Leah Uhlman. You can confirm this by the recovery address set on his gmail address : l****[email protected], presumably [email protected].
A little research pops out some results about him, he lives in a Jewish community, his kids go to a gymnastics club owned by a jewish woman.
Shimi and Leah appear to belong to the MONTREAL TORAH CENTER BAIS MENACHEM CHABAD LUBAVITCH. There's a magazine where an article gives a lot of info about him and his family (page 8) : http://themtc.com/media/pdf/236/tXno2363835.pdf

Now, can you see the Chabad in the name of the center ? And in the 8th page, you can see he worked for the movement of the Chabad, hence the "chabadapp.com".
There's something weird between Paris Attacks and this very Jewish related website which tends to look like an Islamist one.

Well you can say what you want, i'm French. And with what we've been through the past days, you can bet we're freaking out with that countdown. We don't know what's going on and Djihad and extremists promised more attacks on France. I'm waiting for the countdown to come to an end soon to see if it's just a sad joke or if something will really happen.

>>40568884
9/11 was over 1000 and all we got from it was a bunch of worthless wars.

If the superbowl got bombed and most died, then islam would be fucked.

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>>40568900

Dubs confirm get

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>>40568951
damn

>>40568951
Murica.

>>40568565
>>40568565
>Viral fagatronics
Into the trash it goes

>>40568966

God speed fellow frenchman.

I was shocked to hear something actually happened in France, yet no one at my work place ever heard about what happened that afternoon.

>>40568951
Well what says that his account has been hacked or that his identity is used. It could happen to everyone of us here !

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>>40568951
America killin' it once again

>>40568951
Neat

>>40568996

The average person just doesn't give a shit about world news.

>>40568966
I'm guessing France will do nothing about the Muslim scourge

I bet that unity rally tomorrow will solve everything

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>>40568951

They are going to destroy freedom tower

>>40568844

what is it with australians and funposting?

>>40569052
Well with stuff like that they should give a shit at least !

We've had a young policewoman killed by a man who knew the two terrorists of Charlie Hebdo. It was the day after the attack.

Then a double hostage situation at two different places by the two terrorists in a paper factory and by the policewoman killer in a jewish shop. The three of them are now dead, in addition to 5 hostages. 18 people or 17 i don't remember quite well due to tireness, are dead now.

a million internets says this is some gay viral bullshit.

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>>40569086
they couldnt achieve that

yeah..no way...

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>>40569086

No!

>>40569068
I'm not quite sure. Especially if things don't go as plan. The threat is real here. Gov do believe they may be everywhere in France. I'm scared to go out of my flat now.

>>40569086

No, they are going to steal all of France's baguettes.

they're going to release a new crypto currency called charliehebdocoin

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>>40569133
>frenchie
>being scared

Kek typical french fry

>>40568565
Why did google chrome say "checking your ip address before accessing this website" when I went to the link is the NSA, Mossad, and the Freemasons now spying on me?

News here ! Apparently some trackdowns have led to an Israeli activist about the countdown. A New-Yorker. I just saw that on twitter. Don't know if the source is reliable though.

>>40569133

Buy a double barrel shotgun and 00 buckshot

I'm sure that'd be easy to acquire in France from a gun shop without too much trouble, and you can at least send some lead downrange and not be an easy target

>>40569103
But it's all a false flag

Did you see Twitter? A new trending tweet is #We'reAllJewish or some bullshit

>>40569158
Yeah did the same for me too and I'm on mobile? Wtf

>>40569158
This

I want answers

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>>40569170
dumb fucks hope you used a proxie

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>>40569156
do you think we should learn to jump from towers in case of KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>40569158
>>40569175
We need answers people

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>>40568900

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>>40569198
Cloudflare does that to websites that are under attack. It basically makes sure you arent a robot ddosing the website

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>>40568832
>implying "hobgoblins 2" is not the better movie.

>>40569169
Well it's not quite as easy here as it is in the US. You need to have a permit to prove you're able to have a gun and stuff. A lot of thing to have something like that.

>>40569170
It isn't. I made research ealier in the night and it appears it is the flag of an ex region of Libya. A Islamist region.

>>40569196
Seems rational

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>>40569133
not being a dick, just being old and nostalgic. but it really puts the US's batshit attitude and foreign policy since 2001 doesn't it? i was 22 during the Manhattan attacks and happened to be in long island city(queens) that day, and it was fucking madness. Everything broke down, during those 2 hours it felt like we lost everything. I cant properly express my condolences to your country, but the perspective is necessary now. Terrorism, funnily enough, is terrifying. again, trying not to dick it up.

BEWARE opcharliehebdo.com SENDS YOUR IP TO NSA http://144.51.88.131/phonehome.jsf
http://pastebin.com/k4FtEzTS

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>>40569208
Hey great image! Can i save?!?!!????!!!?!!??!!!??!??

ISIS plans to release an anti-western anime they created in order to recruit a weebaoo army

>>40569233
>Implying they don't already have it

What fucking board do you think you are browsing?

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>>40568951
>>40568951
That's awesome anon.

Well for the next hour and a half we got time for investigation and theorizing. So /po/liticians, what's going to happen and how can we stop it

>Inb4 why stop it

Discuss how not actually stop it. Fuck that.
Unless it's nothing. That's always a possibility.

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~ >>40568565
~ Siyo Nqoba nengw' ~
.... the Tikoloshe' has been deployed ....

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>>40569209

I didn't even know that shit existed

>>40569002
>Switch tactics

>>40569233
That IP resolves to zombie.ncsc.mil but its nowhere on the website. Thats an old IP from the NSA bot that leeched cryptome http://cryptome.org/jya/nsa-bot.htm.

Also front.js has nothing bad in it.

>>40568568
this website was already confirmed to be owned by a jew in new york or canada

>>40568951

How'd you connect those three websites together? They're all on a hosting service, it doesn't mean they're necessarily shared by the same stack .

>living in Cali
>not staying up another hour for Emma Watson nudes
Fuck this guys

>>40569230
Why do people in NYC still act like retarded faggots?

Does it take terrorist attacks to keep them in line and act nice?

Seems like after 9/11 that's the only time they were nice in NYC

>>40569299
So what is he up to? Unless he just likes to watch the world burn and thought his shenanigans would cause CNN to wake up Wolf Blitzer during his Saturday night alone.

Isn't this just @OpCharlieHebdo ? taking down Muslim websites?

Show me proof that this isn't their site

>>40568854
Plenty of places they could get away with shit that big not all western nations have the crazy security of America.

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>>40569282
Oh it does. I recommend the MST3K version.

We have some time to kill.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aUVZ2TJQeok

>>40569277
Nice dubs, you massive faggot

>>40569342
ip harvesting probably

prob gonna add you fucks to his list of webcams to track or something similar, they do this all the time

or maybe spin it like you are some jihad supporter since you went to that site and in a year itll change to a jihad forum, so they can add you to certain watch lists

>>40569331
NYC is one of the few places in the country where genuine people exist. You are just used to living in an area filled with retarded faggots and become confused at the state of normalcy in new york

>>40569353
its a price you pay.

Anyway, we'll see in an hour and 12 minutes though what's really that countdown.

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>>40568951
>Shimi Uhlman, has a wife Leah Uhlman

Checking them out, this smells like nothing but you never know

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Es ist Zeit für Reich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ARCuTlg-Y8

>>40569403

Eiffel tower?

>>40569383
I've never been, but the people seem as shitty as the city

>>40569307

it's not like they're all on like a hostgator box, all the domains are under the same specific box

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>>40569370
Oh I knew about Hobgoblins, just not about it having a sequel.

Hell, I was shocked when I found out there were about seven Leprechaun movies.

>>40569428
Oh the lols, please God let it be this.

>>40569403
It's 100% some faggot trying to capitalize on the attacks by making it a blogging or donation site or something.

>>40569446
Oh, so you just have no fucking clue what you're saying and should shut the fuck up

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>>40569466
>that picture

Source, mi carnal?

>>40569469
Never been but I have a lot of family from Jew York. The people there are assholes 90% of the time but that's pretty much true with any large city.

>>40569467
i want to see it too

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>>40569331
NYC is retarded, loud, and smelly, yeah, but its also a place you can disappear and find gems of discussion and discourse. like 4chan. really though, its kind of the 24 hour food and booze.
wait..its 4chan

>>40569506
¿MAIS PORQUOI?

Or do you just want to see the happening happen

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>>40569484

/b/

Here's an UK slut I met in omegle. Face is 6 but ass is 9.

>>40569467

Eiffel falls France will be 100% race war, same with Big Ben.

The world trade centre was just one of many skyscrapers, that shit is all we have.

>>40569526
Family Guy had it right-- much of being mexican is lusting after big asses

>>40569259
If they want a weeaboo jihad all they have to do is take hold of that Crimean prosecutor the japs will fucking nut.

>>40569530
Allow me to reiterate:

PLEASE GOD LET IT BE THIS THE LOLS, OH THE LOLS.

>>40569388
Your telling me

>>40569539

Can't help it. A girl with a fat ass will forever be my weakness.

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>>40569114
>this ship is unsinkable!!!
You'd think the Americans would have learned from the Brits, but no, they went ahead and built their Titanic of the Land II.

>>40568884
My god I would love a good crusade

>>40569530
they really weren't, but the attack on our military headquarters and the downed flight headed for the capital i think were fairly polarizing.

>>40569524
eiffel tower is ugly, it looks like shit so we will replace it with something beautiful

+ we need more hatred in my country

>>40569577
yah that thing was crazy still think they had no idea the towers where gonna come down though.

>>40569577

You don't get it, the WTC was just a big building that represented America's booming capitalism.

Big Ben & the Eiffel tower are all we have, it's like beheading the queen, the second one of them goes Islam will have all hell brought down upon them.

>>40569559
yo se ese sentimiento tambien

>>40569584
I never considered the Eiffel Tower to look either ugly or good, just...there. It's an impressive piece of engineering and architecture, but aesthetically it's sort of bland.

The second reason is GOAT though

>>40569530
Of course we would be on war. But they attacked a symbol of freedom and expression. Charlie Hebdo was a weekly of irony and satyre. They died because of a lack of humour. In what world are we living right now ?

>>40569584

>inb4 Hollande orders the building of the most expensive Mosque ever to replace it.

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>>40569530
Oh please no, I don't want anything happening to Paris! This qt is here from France for the next while, and she's really distraught over this. I want to ask her out but I won't be able to if the shitstorm starts!!!

>>40569608
>Big Ben & the Eiffel tower are all we have
What about that shitty bridge and that one building that they blew up in V for Vendetta? The arc?

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>>40569539
id take big titted bitches over big booty ones any day

>>40569608
What about L'Arc de Triomphe? What about the Louvre? What about London Bridge?

I'm not all too familiar with what else FR and UK has, but there's some beautiful cathedrals/chapels of note, too (Notre Dame...)

>>40569560
i actually agree a lot. weirdly, months before my father and i had a discussion about missles against the pentagon, and he was convinced we had a Patriot system there, and all thsi techno shit to make it a death star
well they found our exhaust port

because there isn't shit there or in NY for defense
didn't even scramble fighters

>>40569631
id rather have skinny snotty ass russian bitches over either

>>40569628
But anon you need the shitstorm so she has a sudden desperate need to cry on a shoulder.

>>40569630
>that one building that they blew up in V for Vendetta?
That building is attached to Big Ben, so in V for Vendetta, Big Ben blew up as well

>>40569612
Impressive? It's a giant pyramid but made out of steal. Not really impressive. The ancient Egyptians did it long before except what they did was actually impressive.

>>40569630
Big ben is directly near parliament that would be a shit storm.

>>40569614
daily this
>inb4 hurr durr onion

http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-one-murdered-because-of-this-image,29553/

>>40569643

They're all good but Big Ben and the Eiffel tower are everything, it's like the statue of liberty to us.

>>40569644
yeah because they totally didnt turn off all defenses for a war game or anything

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>>40568565
>Frogs going to get literally BTFO

Maybe someone should have came to Iraq with us.

>>40569631
Honorary US American

>>40569643
They take out nelsons column and Ill personally go to England to get the perpetrators

>>40568565
No it isn't impossible you cuck fuck.

http://pastebin.com/QzZwBhZw

Shimi Uhlman
Buffalo NY

Same gay that owns the fake twitter account @BeekiVendi with 24 tweets and 250k followers (totally legit, right?)

>>40569658

yeah, nothing like good sex to make bitches shut their traps.

>>40569469
See how fast you Jews get angry

New Yorkers, everyone

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>>40569676
fuck off

>>40569644
They scrambled fighters it was just too late. You guys didnt have much in the way of ready fighters on the east cost or armed fighters at all at the time. The policy was any threat will be picked up by radar so time to arm the jets is there they didn't anticipate interior attack.

>>40569608
You got lots of stuff, stiff upper lip and all that. i do admit, seeing big ben go would be like an attack on lady liberty. not a huge loss of life, but oh man the butt hurt.

>>40569614
>But they attacked a symbol of freedom and expression

Enjoying being jailed for making fun of Jews?

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Do you guys remember the big Fallout 4 timer? I'm holding out hope its a similar situation, just someone with too much time/money on their hands fucking around...

>>40569690
Fucking hell, I saw the flag and thought you were talking about mudslime attacks in the south island.

>>40569668
When I used to take french class in middle school we watched these shitty old educational VHS tapes from the late 80's-early 90's

>everyone in the videos was white
>streets looked clean, free of litter
>no graffiti everywhere
>no walls of humans (mud-colored or otherwise) everywhere

We had an opportunity to take a trip to europe that year but I didn't go since we were working-class poor at the time (2004-2005ish). Now I think back 10 years later to that and I regret not going to visit all the stuff I saw in those videos before the african immigrants took it all over.

It's an abstract feel.

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>>40569680
thanks i guess

>>40569657
then i rather take a shy asian bitch, but they are all taken and im stuck with malandras/cholas

>>40569503
New Yorker here. The people are here to work and live. Not enjoy life. This is to basically sum it up. If someone is walking slow, we will walk faster than you. We will eat on the train and yell when we get cut off. Millions exiting the island, and millions exiting at the same time. We dont take weekend getaways. Literally live in one concrete building, and work in another.

>mysterious countdown for tomorrow seemingly linked to Islamic terrorists
>a mass rally with dozens of world leaders occurring tomorrow in Paris
http://bbc.com/news/world-europe-30765824

>>40569726
Hahaha good fucking luck to them not much left of Christchurch to bomb and the rest of the countryside is thick with guns.

>>40569723
Come on they were making fun of everyone. Jews, muslims, christians, political parties, disabled people ... etc.

>>40569731

The first generation of immigrants were fucking amazing, they were all entrepreneurs and really helped our nation's economy pick up after WW2.

The second generation were just normal, didn't really do anything, just claimed benefits and leeched off the system.

Every generation after is what you see today, the religion of peace.

>>40569720
Yeah always fighting the last war.always takes the US a crushing defeat to get their shit in gear.but when they do they do it well.

>>40569608
>You don't get it, the WTC was just a big building that represented America's booming capitalism.

I'd saying making MURRICANS cower in fear of attacks for posting comics is a bigger attack than any building. We can rebuild buildings

>>40569644
Your dad is an idiot. I've been there. Its just crappy offices and a nice gym and an expensive food court.

>>40569777

>cower in fear

Say what you like but this wouldn't of happened in America, /k/ would of put a stop to it before it begun.

Ok so... what is happening in approx 46 minutes?

>>40569731
>he thinks language education videos are somehow representative of a country

i'm done, this board is actually full of idiots

>>40569776
Fucking right they do all the fighting between countries on this sites fucking stupid we all got our strengths and Americas happens to be the ability to absolutely piledrive a nation state through open warfare.

>>40569788
Yah cant wait for some muzzie to start shit and get shot by some dude. make him a hero like that dude in Canada.

>>40568565
Are you absolutely sure this isn't anon showing their countdown to destroying the Isis websites?

>>40569802

It may be slightly naive of him but London was majoritively white a decade ago, it's Detroit now.

>>40569715
USA USA!

>>40569767
I'm saying you can't make fun of Jews or deny the Holocaust in France, or any other European country, without being sued or going to prison

>>40569801
nobody knows.

>>40569811
Thats what I thought...

>>40569788
large misinterpretation of guns in America. Very hard to get a gun in my state (New Jersey). If this happened in Alabama or Texas, then yes, jihads would be dead quick. But then again, what are they gonna blow up in Alabama? Bryant-denny stadium?

>>40569806

Can't fucking wait until I move to based Vermont, reasonable temperature, scenic locations, and all the gats I could ask for.

>>40569765
Extremist mudslimes in rural NZ would be fucking crack up.

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>>40569735
Have you ever seen those guerita Mexican girls who look kind of asian? What's the deal with that?

>t. americanized spic

>>40569769
Let me tell you a funny little anecdote from that french class:

>2005ish, I suppose
>mudslims in Paris are rioting and burning cars because of that law passed concerning hijabs/niqabs/headscarves
>we have this "school news" show that comes on every morning during homeroom; it was supposed to get us used to media news I suppose (it was a national network and not a "school news class" type of thing, ofc)
>they were doing reports about the riots in Paris and the looting, burning cars
>go to french class right after homeroom
>teacher brings up yurotrip
>I raise my hand and ask "But isn't Paris kind of dangerous right now? I just saw on the news that all those muslims were rioting because they're not allowed to wear headscarves or something"
>teacher blows a fuse, goes full political correctness
>>Anon how DARE you say something like that. It's not ALL MUSLIMS who are rioting, and the people who are lighting cars on fire and breaking windows aren't real muslims. That's an incredibly racist and insensitive thing to say.

>10 years later
>mfw /pol/ was right

>>40569788
CNN and MSNBC, I'm sure many other comapnies as well, aren't publishing the comics out of fear for safety of their staff

>>40569824
Anon countdown to destroying Isis websites maybe? Need proof to show this isn't the work of anon

>>40569801
>implying it will happen right at 9am
if anything, give it till noon, when the gathering is at its peak

>>40569823
They were relaxed because justice knew it wasn't to harm or hurt anyone.

>>40569803
Yah the bombing is going great but im worried about what would happen if some fighter jock engines flame out or an accident forces him to bail then you got a US pilot in your hands and shit would go ballistic.

>>40569832
Do you have proof that this isn't the work of anon?

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>>40569759
My thoughts exactly hockey anon.

>>40569840
That fucking white as shit ginger dude that went to Syria makes me laugh all the time. Cancelled his passport now he wants back in.

>>40569802
I know it wasn't a 100% accurate representation of the country, but look at it like this:

I saw it as a representation of France the same way whatever you read about America on /pol/ and /int/ is "representative" of the United States.

>>40569806
>>40569833
The places most likely to be attacked, NYC and DC, have the strictest gun laws

How great

>>40569788

How shitty are france's gun laws? Even in Mexico you see news of elderly people killing cartel south american dogs with their concealed guns.

People seem to think gun laws are strict over here, but it really isn't hard at all to get a firearms license. It's just that a big chunk of the population is ignorant about our laws, and the government does it best to keep the licenses as a secret from the masses, since they consider them only something that the elites should use.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3zvUurLPj0

thread music

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>>40569628
Being this beta

>Alberta laughs at you

>>40569858
No no, I mean I think its an anon op as well.

>>40569170
its coming, /pol/ was rifht, the jews are finally taking over

>>40569876
Didn't DC just recently pass constitutional carry?

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>>40569836
>vermont
>reasonable temperature

I put it in celcius for you

>>40569878
Really hard here to got a gun legally.

>>40569902
Isn't there a 2-3 bullet limit too

Guys the fact that's it's #opcharliehebdo should tell us this has gotta be an anon revenge attack on Isis

>>40569842
Channel one news?

>>40569900

>is British

We don't even have air conditioning here because even in the middle of June it isn't hot enough to warrant it.

>>40569862
You fucking know he's just like one of those pasty cunts who's 1/16th maori and hangs out with his actually black cousins who all laugh at him behind his back and describe him as 'having a complex' about his whiteness, too. Funny as shit, what the fuck did he expect to happen?

>>40569902
guns are awesome
Good to be a Texan

>>40568951
Okay Mr Wizard. Is there anyway to find out how many people are viewing this count down and where its being viewed from? I dont know data bending, Im a computer retard.

>>40569911
>DDoS
>attack

HA

>>40569920
AMEN TO THAT

Based Texas FTW

>>40569923
Also hate that im represented by a British flag.

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>>40568951
Jewish traitor here reporting for duty, /pol/.

>>40569913
YES

Looking back on it, that shit seemed similar to pre-programming to get us ready for the MSNBC-type "politically correct" network news of today

>>40569920
I'm not sure. How about shooting in schools and public places ? It's maybe too easy in some states to have guns in the US i think.

>>40569918
I lived in Spain for a summer and they didn't have air conditioning either. I think it is because euros are just a bit "underprivileged"

If this were be work of Isis you'd think they'd post their symbol rather than the crescent and star. I think this is anon.

Predictions what happens at 9AM

> a website goes down for 2 hours
> tweets are made
> anime continues to not be real

>>40569890
Concealed carry anon.

>>40569943
im sure you'd rather it where a star of david

>>40569919
Probably that we would think hes a hero or some shit like the nob heads in the Ureweras

>>40569952

Maybe in Spain, the Euro anally raped them, Britain can afford it but there is no use, it regularly rains in summer and we once got more than two weeks of sun, we called that Armageddon.

>>40569956
Suitcase nuke goes off in Paris

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>>40569842
Cant relate to anything closer than this, most asians i know are blassian or meztizo + asian. Asian white skin + black hard is perfection for me btw

>>40569958
I hadn't kept up with it, but last I heard it was something more-or-less similar to Constituational Carry

http://nation.foxnews.com/2014/07/29/dc-gun-ruling-could-open-door-universal-carry-laws

>>40569959
coming from a country that donates more per head to Israelis than it does to its own people

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/op-charlie-hebdo-anonymous-website-counts-down-possible-retribution-event-1482707

>>40569956
You mean it's not a countdown to ISIS' waifu's becoming 3D?

>>40569952
Spain has always been a shit hole through history but give the guys some slack the spanish inquisition was all good.

>>40569993
Dammit, it's foxnews...

>>40569902

How hard? Over here the BIGGEST issue is that only the rich can afford to buy ammo from the only armory in the country, located at the capital, which is where the dirty politcians set their homes. There's also the option of importing guns and ammo, if one doesn't feel like getting them from there.

Hell, our constitution even allows us to have our own private armies if we can afford them.

>>40569975
More than fucking likely. Can't expect much more than dumbcunt logic from someone like that.

>>40569989
That's exactly what I mean. Mexican/hispanic itches who look like Lobitah

>>40570003
There's other sources on the story but I was getting kind of lazy with it since it's half past midnight

>>40569984
This
And we're first hand watching it go down from a live cam within Paris
Holy shit

>>40569353
You mean like our pissant nation not even having the sense to screen people on regional flights?

>>40570005
It's illegal here i recall well to import weapons. And as I said before you have to pass test and shit to have a weapon. Or you are a law representent. Like a policeman or higher.

>>40570017
I'm sure it's true, it's just if I post that somewhere else I'm going to get that "oh it's fox..." Response. Plus I'm lazy too, I'm watching this countdown and its 1:30 here.

>>40570009
God fucking dammit, are these permaIDs?

If so, I'm fucking disappointed it took me this long to realise it.

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>implying this won't happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKzKeVUrHqc

>>40570041
Yes
Yes they are anon

>>40569997
>http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/op-charlie-hebdo-anonymous-website-counts-down-possible-retribution-event-1482707

/mystery solved

It's anon not Isis

>>40570041
Yes they are, don't be disappointed.

They're only "permaIDs" in that they're permanent for static IP posters only

>>40570045
praying to allah for this to happen

>>40569997
Could this mean that these Belgian badasses are going to *gasp* launch a DDOS attack on a jihadi forum? This will be a huge blow to global terrorism

30 MINUTES

>>40569998

You joke but ISIS was recently recruiting a 3d artist on Twitter. I don't think they have perfected weaponized waifus yet but 2015 just started

>>40570041
Board wide.

>copy Id
>go to 4plebs
>see all that person's posts.

It ruins the spirit of anonymity.

>>40570005
here if you want a gun you have to be on a hunting association (bad english), you have to pass some tests of accuracy etc, lots of paper and lots of control, i dont remember well but a security guy come to your house to see how you keep your gun etc

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T-30 minutes

>>40570034
I know the muslim community pretty well in this country

there's almost no chance of any attack locally, and foreigners coming here to start shit is unlikely as fuck because we're irrelevant and don't fuck with anyone unlike australia

>>40570087
Yep that is correct

>>40568565
>http://www.opcharliehebdo.com/
ITS ALMOST HAPPENING :DD

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France,be stronk

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>>40570017
Looks like shes is going for the Elly Tran Ha Look . My dick is now diamonds. Thanks based pocho

>>40570092
Not to say it hasn't happened though, there was that nog who tried to hi jack a small plane and fly it to australia and then another time when Maoris tried to hijack a 737 with a stick/taiaha.

I'm fairly confident in our Intelligience services tho.

>>40570034
I was fucking worried once when I was sitting next to some big bearded turban kebab who brought a suitcase on the plane that wouldn't fit under the seat, but refused to put it in the overhead storage.

>>40570052
>>40570056
>>40570086
Fucking moot, why the fuck not just give us all usernames you kike? Remember the good days when moot used to be a huge advocate for complete internet anonymity and how he became a faggot cuck who bastardised his own beliefs for no legitimate reason?

>>40570132
To be able to stop things before they happen.

>>40570122
What is this? I want to watch it.

>>40570086
>Y/lVbuT8
wtf

>>40570092
nah brah NZ is first world they would love to attack you they dont care who or where they hit you think anyone knew what charlie was before they attacked

>>40570092
We have seriously got to have one of the smallest Muslim communities ever.

>>40570045
Stopped to watch this. Pure gold.

>>40570084
They're just looking for someone to make the art assets in their game to promote the religion of peace.

>>40570036

I'm just a young lawyer lol

You don't even need to pass a test here. You only have to register your weapon at the armory run by the government. If you import them the law grants you 1 month to register them.

You can even pass them down to your children , gift them to strangers or trade them for a different firearm with another legal owner. All of that thanks to the many loopholes in our laws.

>>40570017
Northern bitches here are HOT anon
but in the south they are very brown and shit tier

>>40570161
It could always be smaller.

>>40570126
kek, I don't think I've ever heard anyone call me pocho, but I like it because it's true.

>Elly Tran Ha
Goddammit why does this bitch NEVER GET NAKED

she could at least show her feet or something

>>40570092
>>40570151
Ameribro is right the Taliban did vow vengeance for our fight in Afghanistan and its yet to be carried out.
>>40570132
Id be kinda tempted to join them if I was going to uni not polytech

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>>40570149
Danger 5
strangely enough, its an ausie show.

>>40570151
Fucking lel, where would they hit? The sky tower?

captcha: key-san

>>40570169

You're all brown and smelly, get used to it.

>>40570150
>wtf

Wut

>>40570186
I love it.

>>40570188
That nearly happened too, see 2005 election night.

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>>40570188
Plz bomb vic plz Hipsters kill the man

>>40570189
>says the muslim
top kek

>>40570188
Apparently the terrorist attack of Paris, at Charlie Hebdo's quarters was prepared for 14 years.

>>40570188
The bee hive or the Auckland bridge or mass transit. any one of those could be devastating.

>>40570207
Even New Zealand has fallen to hipsters.
How awful.

>>40570220
Sauce?

>>40570199
Fuck dude, I remember that shit. That was funny as fuck.

>>40570207
Yeah, please do. Hey sweet, ReNigger finally worked.

>>40570119
>http://www.opcharliehebdo.com/

getting an 2012 hype deja vu

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>>40570175
>>40570126
>Goddammit why does this bitch NEVER GET NAKED
Because she respect herself anon. Have some feet

>>40570233
TF1, BFMTV, Itele. Information channels here in France.

>>40570238
And they still haven't invested in fucking fighter jets, I wanted to see it to be honest... just to be a part of it, y'know that feel?

>>40570220
Bullshit my guess would be a year or two tops it wouldn't take 14 years to source the equipment. Also less chance of getting found out.

>>40568565
Midland, TX reporting in
waiting for a happening

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>>40570169
>>40570212
Where in the North? I live in Texas on the border with Chih and most of the mexican girls I've seen coming from that state are exactly like /pol/ describes

>either brown indio chongas
>or wealthy qt white-looking gueras

>>40570241
>she respects herself

What a shame

>>40570228
Feminists and hipsters are as much a plague as terrorism and as such we will never be free. I reckon it was an isis conspiracy to bring us all down.

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>>40570239
shit is going DOWN Ramesses II
Frogs are going to get BTFO
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

>>40570251
Thank you. My prayers are with you france.
17 min left but I am so sleepy.

>>40570253
I dream every day that when aussie liquidate the f18s due to their new f35s that we might buy some f18s how can we properly support and train our troops without air support is a disgrace I tell you a disgrace. At least the new trainer has hardpoints

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15 mins till the happening

>>40570220
The mohammed cartoons weren't even published 14 years ago were they?

>>40570222
HA! Auckland Bridge is legitimately the only thing that would cause any disruption. Sky Tower and Beehive would just be fucking kek.

>>40570228
Those faggots are fucking cancer, we've also got a problem with "It's my first time away from home, daddy can't tell me what to do anymore" 3rd wave feminist cunts.

15 MINUTES

15m get ready

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Oh boy 15 minutes to go!

>>40570260
get the white looking ones
Sonora, Sinaloa, and Some parts of Baja too

>these faggots thinking anything will happen

>>40570277
how many fucking vpns do you have because its obviously just you in this thread

>>40570291
>>40570295
>>40570298
are we expecting an attack or a protest?

>>40570253
Weren't we buying some off the old aussie fleet? Or was that us selling off our fleet and replacing it with nothing?

Either way, New Zealand with fighter jets seems like a joke to me.

6 minutes
6 minutes
6 minutes Doug E. Fresh you're on.

>>40570285
>>40570298
I dont want it to suck but at least If I dont expect anything good I wont be disappointed right?

>>40570286
Some yes i think.

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>I get to witness the happening.
>>40570309
Maybe an attack. Than we can remove kebab.

>>40570317
just expect all the internet to go out all at once.

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>>40570309
Here's hoping an attack

>>40570309
half life 3

>>40570305
>>40570311
>>40570316
>>40570317
>>40570298
>>40570295
>>40570319
yes all me :^)

>>40570311
are you kidding the AUSSIES are your air.

>>40570311
We used to have very good pilots and made our skyhawks so good they defeated aussie f18s in training and they asked us to have them redeployed to aussie in fleet support role.
Winston raised the idea of training pilots in america in case we ever buy them again but no ones mentioned buying new ones it was out with the old and that was the end of it.

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS!
WE'RE GOING IN HOT!

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>>40570190
>Not realizing the IDs and posting in your own Anarchy thread pretending to be another person to bump it
>Making an Anarchy thread
AHAHAHAHA

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>>40570352

>>40570319
>french
>trust news channel

my hearts bleeding

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I'm not prepared, but I'm hopping on the band-wagon.

just some porno

>>40570291
>>40570295
>>40570298

> field cricket in exactly 15 min

>>40570309
Either that or something gay

Hopefully another attack on Paris. With any luck it'll be a 9/11 Paris-style

I just hope it's not some dumb shit like a documentary, a link to a charity or something

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>>40570284
Bro, don't even get me started on the fucking rage train on how retarded defence, planning, strategy and spending is. I share your dream brother, the fact that they rely on Australia to have total air superiority over us is totally intolerable.

>mfw they said f-16s cost too much to run and then buy nh90s which cost twice as much to run .

10 minutes

>>40570363

Your going to be the first one

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OH GOD PLEASE HAPPEN!
PLEASE SOMETHING HAPPEN!
IS IT GOING TO HAPPEN?

>>40570340
Oh fuck yeah, our pilots were some of the best. If we weren't such a small, practically world-scale insignificant country it'd be good shit. But we're so fucking tiny we practically may as well get other countries to let our pilots fly their shit.

Fuck, you always make me hype for the shittiest happenings.

TWO MINUTES DAMN IT!
COME ON MOVE IT!!

>>40570300

I'm from Baja. It's a nice place to live.

I once travelled to the DF and it was the biggest shithole ever. I hope that we split from the putrid south and that godawful city crumbles under it's own weight once the taxes of the northern stats quit feeding it.

I believe it's bullshit that we have to pay more taxes just for living on the north or being border-states. It's not like the shitholes bordering Guatemala have to pay them.

SHould I have a wank in 10 remaining minutes lads ?

Bump limit reached

>>40570132
>I'm fairly confident in our Intelligience services tho.

Isn't that what the French thought too

>BEST IN EUROPE
>not enough resources to follow two brothers because they're monitoring 1,000+
>one suspect was out of France a week before the attack and were didn't find out until two days later
>cops slipping on hill as if it were a tire coming at the IDF
>horrible shooting at the Jew grocery

>>40570359
C'mon, take it easy on him. He's barely finding out that he's more-or-less been a tripfag all this time.

Thread's gonna die before it happens.

30 SECONDS! CLEAR THE SHINGLES!

GOD BE WITH YOU!