I started a troll OKC account. It's already gotten about

>>40556084
Cardio buff, always on the run. Enjoy shopping, crossbows, and have issues with authority. BBC wanted.

Peaceful and religious

Is a helping person and devoted to helping her man

>>40556084

>frenchybanker

top kek

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What I got so far. I'll be adding suggestions. Youtube link is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThjmAEzT8S0

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Believe it or not, OP, I created a fake female POF account a while ago

So many horny creepy depressed old drunks on there that straight up copy and paste their "hey bb gurl u new to town u r pretty" comments.

>>40556084

Was in prison for stabbing my last ex-boyfriend.

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>>40556418
actually her last bf was killed by da police

my nickname is the cock gobbler
my favourite ride is the bologna pony
you can jizyah in my muffizlah
i call my thick ass the korankadonk

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Fucking terrorist sympathizers.

>>40556471
They all look the same

>>40556332

> What I'm doing with my life
I tend to run from one thing to another. I think I've found my calling this way. Naturally I need a guy who can be part of that lol

dubs and I make a Hitler profile on jdate

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>>40556332

> likely to blow up soon
> mfw

Also, I'd laugh if the Frenchie police found the profile, and in the news they reported that she was trying to do dating while on the run.

>>40556519
report them to the JIDF

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>>40556519

This thread seems promising.
Under things you hate or turn offs write: Comics.

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The six things I could never do without
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On a typical Friday night I am ________

>>40556519
Do they even know who they're replying too?

>>40556332
>What I'm doing with my life:
"I usually find myself on the move lately, but it hasn't been hard to find odd jobs because it's like I'm wanted everywhere I go!"

>>40556702
On a Friday night I am at home, don't like to go out much, also I don't drink alcohol.

>>40556715
>I'm wanted everywhere I go
hehe

>>40556702
>no cartoonists
Fucking brilliant anon.

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>>40556702
>please no cartoonists.

This is getting good.

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>>40556084

>yfw OP gets killed by angry muslims for tainting the name of their new heroine.

this is hilarious

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>>40556702

>I like artsy guys, but please no cartoonists.

>>40556702
>I like artsy guys, but please no cartoonists.

kek

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>>40556833
>mfw

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>>40556598
make it anyway


Has anyone been able to find higher res pictures of Hayat? Or maybe some pictures before she converted to islam?

>>40556702
>Visited France once, it was a blast.

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>frenchybanker visited your profile

>>40556843
Perfect

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>>40556923
kek. added

top thread

>>40556900

All I can find is those weird black and white blurry pictures. I'll keep looking

>>40556084
>inb4 french police set up a date

>>40556702
>heeb cock
>bombs
>female circumcision
>anal
>BDSM
>racemixing

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>>40556833
>mfw

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>>40556986

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>>40556332
>Likely to blow up soon
Fucking goddamnit OP, this kind of laughter is painful.

>>40557050
Thanks to /pol/ copypastas I will never not associate Louis "Cuck King" C.K. with liberal cuckoldry

>>40556986
Tell him your life is a little a crazy at the moment. See if he has a place you can hide out for a few weeks.

interests: Cars, lately I like to switch them every now and then...

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>>4055683
>OP is kill
At least he died in glory.

Not really looking for anything long term - I like to live every day like it's my last!

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5kv+VMba is the hero we need.

>I'm looking for someone new to spend some time with somewhere remote. It might get a little crazy but hopefully the police won't turn up.

>>40557079
That pasta originates from /tv/ they've been calling him a cuck for years

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>>40557136
>>40557106

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>>40556332
Likely to blow up soon...you're originality is stunning, why don't you try becoming a comedian OP?

Toasting in an epic bread.

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Help me think of something funnier to say here.

>>40557197
You're welcome to make suggestions for improvement, too, ya know

>>40557197
>a couple of days ago a magazine got attacked by muslims because they didn't like a satirical cartoon
>op you should make anti-muslim jokes on stage lol

yeah op, put yourself in the public eye and insult islam, that always ends well!

>>40556674
Frozen Zucchini made me laugh.

>>40557246
He's in the US, they can't do shit.

>>40557246
It was attacked because France decided to recognize the Palestinian state.

FALSE FLAG
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F
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>>40556815
>>40556702

I've seen that girls pictures a few times on here in regards to the france shit, what did she do?

Or a link works too

Favourite food is kebab.

Hayat "Y'all better get low or she kills you with the crossbow" Boumeddiene

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>>40557240
>favorite movies :Bourne identity, don't ask me why but i like his style.
or you could say i like the blending in aspect of assassins creed.
Because how ever she's getting around OP she's pretty damn good.

>>40557308
beat me to it, was just going to post something along those lines, and maybe "snackbar"

>>40556645

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>>40556702
>no cartoonists

>>40557308
kebab only applies to Turks.

>>40557301
She's one of the 4 terrorist. Her bf is a nigger who is also one of them

Bloody /pol/ is always up to some sort of mischief.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.

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>>40556485
>mfw

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>>40557365
It just comes naturally to /pol/

likes to photobomb

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Forgot to include her bf's race

>>40556084
Looking for strong dark Obama loving male

favorite restaurant: Allahu snAckbar

>>40556084

>mfw french police thinks its actually her, traces your IP and bombs your house

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>>40557399
Holy shit you're killing me

>>40557399
>Argentinian
Oh shit based OP this is just perfect

>>40557426
>french
>doing anything.

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>>40556332
>If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best

Every fucking time, women want to make sure you're fully aware they're going to act like a child having a temper tantrum from time to time and you better deal with it without saying anything.

You should add you want a real man who has the money and capacity to take care of you.

>>40557476
Ugh god I know

Favorite rapper: Wiz Caliphate

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>>40557399

>>40556084

good to see you back /pol/
>missed you!

"I'm a gamer girl so dont apply if you cant handle some raids"

>>40557421
Aloha Snack Bar

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>>40557426

thats actually gonna happen though. Im waiting for Fox news to talk about this.

>>40556900
Replace god with Allah

OP can you post an updated screenshot ?

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Holy shit, people are actually falling for this?

10/10 OP

>>40557496
lmao

>favorite basketball team
>Houston Rockets

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How it looks so far. Also, note that 10 people have visited me since the start of this thread.

>>40557426
Maybe we should hurry this along, and make a tip

>wanted terrorist trying to find aid through popular dating site

post photo of her in nijab/burka:
really hate it when i've went to the hairdresser and he doesn't even notice

>>40557636
>2 times cars quote

ya blew it

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>>40557586
Probably not. Most guys on OKC just mass message girls with generic messages.

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>>40557636
>Swedish meatballs.

>>40557679
>all that spam

Not worth the trouble.

>>40556332
Would a Muslim in the UK write like that?

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>>40557636
AYYYYYEEEEE OP took some feedback from my Bourne identity comment, 10/10 See this is why /pol/ can have nice things.

>>40557636
>Sometimes I take a late night grocery run...

too soon? naahh topkek.

>>40557476
not the point of the thread /r9k/

>>40557679
>namaste
why

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>>40557750
Hiss.

this could be a damn good honeypot

snare those fuckers in and get the FBI involved

>>40556471
jesus, my sides!!

Guilty pleasure: Christian Bale movies

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>>40557636
>NO JEWS

girl you wanna sex me, girl, why don't you let
you really turn me on, i think we could swing it
girl that's why i'm sayin', baby you're the bomb

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>>>40557426
>traces your IP
yfw this will happen

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>>40557679

>>40557636
Sign: I don't believe in astrology
Body type: Used up
Smokes: Sometimes
Drinks: Never

>>40557636
For Job, put :Aiding and abeding Terrorism

Education: Local Taliban all female School located in North Syria, across from the allahu snackbar.

>>40557815
saved

>>40557426
OP here. My house is on top of a hill, so I'm safe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tG28Y5qcA4

>>40557807
why are you showing a pic of hayats bf

Lmao

>>40557636
> inb4 SAS bursts into your house

>>40557636
Use this one
I am Halaal in the streets and Haraam in the sheets

>>40557874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

>>40557679
kek

it's interesting to see what most guys write to girls on these things