I started a troll OKC account. It's already gotten about 10 views and 2 messages after being up for 5 minutes.
Help me write the bio /pol/
What I got so far. I'll be adding suggestions. Youtube link is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThjmAEzT8S0
Believe it or not, OP, I created a fake female POF account a while ago
So many horny creepy depressed old drunks on there that straight up copy and paste their "hey bb gurl u new to town u r pretty" comments.
actually her last bf was killed by da police
Fucking terrorist sympathizers.
> What I'm doing with my life
I tend to run from one thing to another. I think I've found my calling this way. Naturally I need a guy who can be part of that lol
> likely to blow up soon
Also, I'd laugh if the Frenchie police found the profile, and in the news they reported that she was trying to do dating while on the run.
The six things I could never do without
On a typical Friday night I am ________
>What I'm doing with my life:
"I usually find myself on the move lately, but it hasn't been hard to find odd jobs because it's like I'm wanted everywhere I go!"
>please no cartoonists.
This is getting good.
>yfw OP gets killed by angry muslims for tainting the name of their new heroine.
>I like artsy guys, but please no cartoonists.
make it anyway
Has anyone been able to find higher res pictures of Hayat? Or maybe some pictures before she converted to islam?
>frenchybanker visited your profile
>Likely to blow up soon
Fucking goddamnit OP, this kind of laughter is painful.
>OP is kill
At least he died in glory.
5kv+VMba is the hero we need.
Likely to blow up soon...you're originality is stunning, why don't you try becoming a comedian OP?
Help me think of something funnier to say here.
You're welcome to make suggestions for improvement, too, ya know
>a couple of days ago a magazine got attacked by muslims because they didn't like a satirical cartoon
>op you should make anti-muslim jokes on stage lol
yeah op, put yourself in the public eye and insult islam, that always ends well!
>favorite movies :Bourne identity, don't ask me why but i like his style.
or you could say i like the blending in aspect of assassins creed.
Because how ever she's getting around OP she's pretty damn good.
It just comes naturally to /pol/
Forgot to include her bf's race
Holy shit you're killing me
>If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best
Every fucking time, women want to make sure you're fully aware they're going to act like a child having a temper tantrum from time to time and you better deal with it without saying anything.
You should add you want a real man who has the money and capacity to take care of you.
thats actually gonna happen though. Im waiting for Fox news to talk about this.
Holy shit, people are actually falling for this?
How it looks so far. Also, note that 10 people have visited me since the start of this thread.
Probably not. Most guys on OKC just mass message girls with generic messages.
AYYYYYEEEEE OP took some feedback from my Bourne identity comment, 10/10 See this is why /pol/ can have nice things.
>traces your IP
yfw this will happen