I saw Anita Sarkeesian at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
> I was only nine years old > I loved Anita so much, I subscribed to the youtube channel and twitter account > I pray to Anita every night, thanking her for the life I have been given > "Anita is love", I say, "Anita is life" > My dad hears me and calls me a faggot > He is obviously a misogynist goy male > I called him a shitlord > He slaps me and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold > I feel a warmth moving towards me > I fell something touch me > It's Anita > I am so happy > she whispers into my ear, "This is my Vidya" > She grabs me with her powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Anita > She penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much, but I do it for womyn > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against her force > I want to please Anita > She roars a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love > My dad walks in > Anita looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Project Chanology is all ogre now" > Anita leaves through my window
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