All UPS flight over United States grounded by the FAA
http://www.fly.faa.gov/adv/advADB.jsp
happening?
>REASON: AIRLINE COMPUTER ISSUES
No.
>>35561874
correlation?
http://www.westernjournalism.com/exclusive-nationwide-communications-outages-emergency-drills-planned-911/
NOT GOOD
http://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/2g2yfe/all_ups_flight_over_united_states_grounded_by_the/
odd even reddit is freaking out over this
>>35561823
god fucking damn it my amazon packages are going to be late now
>>35561823
>>35561823
>computer issues
>grounding 100s of planes
seems fishy
>>35561823
Looks like UPS has the DOWNS.
>>35562072
god damnit
http://flightaware.com/live/fleet/UPS
>>35561918
>dat link
Remember, FEMA was practicing for a major terrorist attack in NYC the morning of 9/11/01
Remember, FEMA was just up the road from Sandy Hook, practicing for an active shooter scenario the morning it actually happened.
Feds now practicing for national communications meltdown the morning of 9/11
This:
>>35561932
>>35562072
so what's more likely:
1. someone hacked their computers
2. someone called in a bomb threat
3. ISIS has employees inside UPS that were planning on hijacking planes
4. windows ce updates
>>35561823
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!
>>35562112
why are they flying in circles when it says they should be grounded?
>grounding all flights
>on 9/11
>not a happening
pls
>>35561998
Reddit is about 80% utter bullshit, but there are a few redpilled people here and there.
>>35562072
kek
>>35562193
It's called a "holding stack" where planes are forced to fly around in circles to burn fuel before they land. It's also used when airports get congested.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holding_%28aeronautics%29
>>35561823
You stupid shits, this has to do wtih the solar flare.
UPS PLANE IN MO JUST DISAPPEARED FROM FLIGHTRADAR24.COM ADS-B
It had circled, and then continued on course, now it's gone.
>>35562213
It's called...TRADITION!
>>35561823
maybe ISIS has a UPS pilot
>>35562193
>what is a holding pattern
It's like you've never been on an airplane before, anon.
>>35562322
>UPS PLANE
OH SHIT
>IN MO
Oh, never mind.
>>35562322
Uh oh
>>35562322
M-maybe it landed, anon!
If dubs, ISIS attacks.
>>35562399
OH SNAP
>>35562399
w-what
>>35562399
>>35562399
That's just cruel.
>>35562394
But it wasn't even half way to it's destination.
The groundstop is in effect 11/0315Z - 11/0430Z, where "11/" means the 11th day of the current month, and "Z" means Zulu time (Greenwhich mean time). So 11/0315Z - 11/0430Z was actually 22:15-23:30 September 10th, Eastern US time.
>Groundstop no longer in effect
>tfw not a happening.
Alternatively, UPS planes could have been outfitted with hardware to carry out an attack later on today, necessitating the ground stop.
>>35561823
http://www.skyandtelescope.com/astronomy-news/observing-news/powerful-solar-flare-091020143/
ITTSSSS HAPPPEEENNNIINNGGGGG
>>35562399
quick! somebody break his spell with a quad!
>>35562399
Repeating digits confirms
>>35562399
Goddammit.
>>35562433
..FFFFFFUUUUU
>>35562399
If any of the numbers 1-9, you are wrong
Some 11 Libyan jets went missing..
>>35562399
9/11 2 confirmed
>>35562039
>god fucking damn it my amazon packages are going to be late now
I'm sure your onahole will be there soon.
>>35562399
Impressive. Very Nice.
If dubs, 9/11 2 electric boogaloo happens in the mid-west.
>>35562499
ITS HAPPENING
DUBS CONFIRMS
Ups? Good, I work in a warehouse and international orders fucking suck compared to ground orders. Hope this lasts for the rest of week.
>>35562399
May be that one of the 11 missing planes from libya has masked its transponder ifno as a UPS flight.
>>35562399
>>35562466
time to bug out
>>35562399
>>35562499
YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED IT
>>35562466
>>35562399
>>35562399
>>35562499
WHAT
IDS HABBEDIG
>>35562399
>>35562466
>>35562499
>>35562433
>>35562399
By satan
>>35562223
>implying /pol/ isn't mostly bullshit
>>35562322
>aliums
>>35562572
What the fuck are the odds of that happening, anyway?
>>35562466
here we fucking go
>>35562499
this is ISIS's fault
you ready for endless war?
>>35562399
Devil's trips confirm
Finally my license plate makes sense
>>35562499
>>35562399
>>35562399
May it begin
>>35562499
Trips confirm
>>35562666
ALL THESE GETS
GUYS PANIC TIME
Dubs confirm it's happening.
>>35562666
>666
It's over guys
>>35562525
>2525
>2525
>>35562666
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>35562666
>>35562666
>666
Ids habbidding :DDDD
>>35562666
>>35562688
your doubles talking about the triples,
what the fuck
>>35562499
>tfw ISIS attacks LA, Houston, and NYC
>>35562666
You could have stopped this
US is of kill
911 get
isis attacks in 7 hours 17 minutes
>>35562503
caught me off guard
If repeating integers, World War III is imminent.
>>35562744
your doubles talking about that other guys doubles talking about that dudes triples.
>>35562744
>>35562733
>>35562688
>>35562666
>>35562655
>>35562499
>>35562466
>>35562433
>>35562399
Your happening gets will not go unchecked my friends
>you will watch the second world trade center blow up in your lifetime
>>35562399
>>35562433
>>35562466
>>35562499
>>35562655
>>35562666
>>35562688
>>35562797
why didn't you vote for ron paul?
IF REPEATING DIGITS:
>ISIS ATTACKS ON 9/11
>RACE WAR
>WORLD WAR III
>EBOLAPOCALYPSE
>>35562733
>>35562744
>>35562666
Mein Gott.
>>35562791
Does anybody know what the fuck the odds are of that many dubs appearing in one thread
>>35562797
>yfw Obama is killed as the new WTC is hit
>yfw President Biden
>>35562744
your doubles talking about the doubles talking about the triples,
what the fuck
Also, check em
>>35562825
WW3 GET
>>35561823
EBOLA BLOOD IN UPS
I heard an AWACS plane flying very low over my house, they rarely fly at night in my area.
Is this bad?
>>35562733
>>35562744
Wat
Captcha: deds opp
>>35561823
OH FUGG
This building will not stand 24 hours from now.
>>35562866
enough dubs already fuck we get it moot the world is going to end
>>35562666
kek
>>35562837
>99 posts
>8 dubs
Seems pretty normal to me from a probability standpoint
W
O
R
L
D
W
A
R
T
H
R
E
E
>>35562837
Chance of dubs is around 10%.
>>35562851
I just heard a global hawk over my house in downtown dallas. I think the marine green berets are landing.
>>35562886
I think you mean this building.
>>35562851
IT'S HAPPENING
http://www.flightradar24.com/planes.php
>Four aircraft currently squawking 7777
>tfw 7777 is reserved for armed military interceptor aircraft
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090308173718AAArsyu
>>35562866
what the fuck is going on in this thread
>>35562857
OP confirmed for ded
>>35562851
Shut up fag.
>>35562886
>>35562935
>implying it won't be both
>>35562399
We 9's now
>>35562851
Yes, the best place for airborne radar to fly is very close to the ground.
911 get
prepare for 911 x11
>>35562942
um the ones squawking 7777 are missing..........
>>35562399
Check' em
If trips its happening
NYC reporting. Fortunately I won't be in Manhattan proper today. Some shit's going to go down. Everyone's on edge...
>>35562942
>https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090308173718AAArsyu
>A military interceptor would squawk 7777...that way ATC knows he might be supersonic with hot weapons.
hot weapons incoming
Shit I live next to an Air Logistics Center. Will ISIS target us?
>>35562999
Oh come on now
>>35562886
>>35562938
please happen
>>35562999
all these fucking GETS
>>35562999
>>35563018
why do you think that?
>>35563044
dubs laughing at trips.
this shit is getting unreal.
>>35562935
>>35562886
>>35562322
>>35562355
>>35562388
>>35562399
>>35562433
>>35562466
>>35562499
>>35562655
>>35562666
>>35562688
>>35562744
>>35562866
it all over now
>>35563021
NIGGAS GETTIN BLASTED
Because /pol/ thinks its happening, it will not happen. :^)
>>35562999
>>35563044
>>35562999
Nice trips m8
6 hours to happening
>>35562999
Goodbye america
>>35563008
ayyyyy
also check these digits
>>35562608
>/pol/ freaks about possible terrorist attack
>flock to radar.
>Accidentally witness proof of alien life.
>We /x/ now.
>mfw the government is programming all these gets to distract us from the issue at hand
>>35562903
>>35562945
WHAT? I GOT DUBS TOO?
CRAP
>>35563077
WHAT THE FUCK
>>35561823
>possible biological warfare event which they are trying to stop
my body is ready
>>35563077
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>35563106
the only answer.
also dubs because Obama wants us to not know that America is about to get attacked
Ayyyyy lmao we stole your airplanes
>>35563116
It's a sign
>>35563077
9-11 THE DUBBENING?
If dubs many will die today.
If dubs, all the gets are cancelled and America is safe.
>>35563008
AYY LMAO
>>35562886
Question. Even if an airliner the same size as the ones 13 years ago hit it, could it withstand it?
>>35563137
lol I've got the dubs obama meant for you bitch
If GET:
World War III
Ebolapocalypse
Attack on 9/11
Race war
Russia annexes all of Ukraine
Civil war between Mudslimes and Yuropoors
DEFC0N 2 INITIATED
I REPEAT
DEFCON 2 INITIATED
Is something actually going to happen this time /pol/. Don't get me hype.
>>35562748
>>35563077
Dubs quoting dubs
>>35563002
Thank god we narrowly averted 10021.
>>35563021
they're in europe
>>35563200
>tfw no dubs
>>35563077
>>35563185
Source?
>>35563200
Enough.
>>35561823
Good think they delivered my dokha today then.
Would suck if it was late because of this shit.
If dubs, ISIS attacks us with Ebola.
>>35563200
>Dubs quoting dubs
ad infinitum
>>35563183
You're asking for too much.
Just go for the 9/11 attack.
>>35563200
>quoting dubs
>>35563200
so many dubs quoting dubs quoting dubs
>>35563222
Oh shit!
>>35563200
>Dubs quoting dubs quoting dubs
>>35563222
>>35563007
because we aren't supposed to know where they are
>>35563080
>tfw eternally happening-bueballed
>>35563222
Super ebola attack incoming
>>35563172
I tried, /pol/. Rerolling one last time.
If dubs, ISIS attacks Yurop.
>>35563222
ALL THESE TRIPS AND DUBS GUYS IM SCARED HOLD ME.
>>35563222
>not dubs
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>35563200
>>35563222
way to fuck up what could have been something truly special, faggot
>>35563222
Ayy
3 Military jets just flew past my house
>>35563180
I'm doubtful. A 767 filled with a few thousand tons of fuel at 500mph is pretty dangerous.
The tower would only have like an hour until it falls.
I S R A E L
S
R
A
E
L
>>35563255
THANK YOU BASED ANON
>>35563222
IT'S ALL OVER
/pol/ should get automatically locked on 9/11 and other significant terror anniversaries. There's just too much shitposting going on.
If GET, Martial Law is declared.
>>35563200
Dubs quoting dubs quoting dubs
>Happening confirmed
>this whole thread
>>35563283
>3 Jets
>35563283
m8
>>35563021
why are military interceptors MISSING?
ISIS jet attack confirmed rip
>>35563255
confirmed
happening cancelled
my dubs nullify everything happening in this thread
>>35562935
What game is that? I remember seeing that when about 8 on my dad's pc
>>35563222
jews did wtc
they'll do it again in a few hours
>>35563237
Happening Confirmed
>>35563261
Even more true
>>35563299
>>35563300
>>35563299
>>35563300
>>35563311
IT AIN'T OGRE TILL IT'S OGRE
Shame we missed the quads.
>>35563295
Your blood moon is coming up. Let ISIS have this one
>>35563326
>what is reverse image search
it's the future of america
>>35563200
ENOUGH
>>35563222
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>35561823
hoover dam
If repeating digits, ISIS attacks Israel.
If dubs then its nuclear holocaust.
>>35563390
>If repeating digits, ISIS attacks Israel.
no they're attacking America today
>>35562886
>new World Trade Center
>doesn't have surface to air missiles to protect it
>it's over
THE ADVISORY HAS BEEN UPDATED HOLY FUCK
ATCSCC ADVZY 010 DCC 09/11/14
DESTINATION AIRPORT: ALL
FACILITIES INCLUDED: ALL
GROUND STOP PERIOD: 11/0315Z - 11/0430Z
REASON: TERRORIST ATTACK
REMARKS: STOP ALL FLIGHTS REGARDLESS OF DESTINATION
>REASON: TERRORIST ATTACK
>REMARKS: STOP ALL FLIGHTS REGARDLESS OF DESTINATION
http://www.fly.faa.gov/adv/advADB.jsp
>>35563390
Israel will always be safe.
>>35563396
anon stop
pls no
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>35563222
>implying ISIS won't fly planes into major cities and blow up biological weapons all over yurop
If nubs, San Diego gets attacked
don't worry guys, all we have to so is thank based GREEN LEL and we will be safe
>>35563422
SO MANY DUBS IS HAPPENING AND IDK WHY MANG
if trips then i will finally get laid by a non-prostitute
>implying
If dubs, Obama is Satan, and Solar flare allows terrorist plans to crash in peace
>>35563422
Dubs.
>>35563412
lel
>>35563411
>11
AND HERE
WE
GO
>>35563422
9/11 2 confirmed
>>35563255
ty based anon god
>>35563422
repeating digits everywhere
>>35563317
click on their location.
0000 is an interceptor as well.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070428200135AA4JPqw
>>35563311
>>35563466
>>35563455
>>35563422
>>35563412
>http://www.fly.faa.gov/adv/advADB.jsp
Holy shit it's legit, except the terrorist shit you added in
ATCSCC ADVZY 010 DCC 09/11/14 UPS GROUND STOP
DESTINATION AIRPORT: ALL
FACILITIES INCLUDED: ALL
GROUND STOP PERIOD: 11/0315Z - 11/0430Z
REASON: AIRLINE COMPUTER ISSUES
REMARKS: STOP ALL UPS FLIGHTS REGARDLESS OF DESTINATION
>>35563312
Isn't it exciting?!
D U B B
M
O
O
N
Why only UPS flights? Are there bombs on board?
DUBS MEAN 5 HOURS LEFT
>>35563412
>http://www.fly.faa.gov/adv/advADB.jsp
Oh stop it, you.
>>35563454
THANKYOU
>>35563422
>>35563455
ISIS BLOWS UP THE NEW WTC
THEN DARKNESS
>>35563500
FUCK YOU
I WANTED TO SLEEP IN
>>35563422
>>35563455
>>35563466
>>35563500
>>35563511
WHAT THE FUCK
>>35563422
>>35563455
>>35563466
It's fucking over
>>35563455
Thanks you fucking asshole.
Don't let ISIS know about the dubs I'm about to get or all American citizens get sent to a concentration camp.
>>35563483
DRONES MISSING ITS HAPPENING
>>35563500
Oh shit. I'm counting.
>>35563500
I'll say my goodbyes now
>>35563511
>>35563523
NO WE'RE SAFE
>>35563255
>>35563500
Happening imminent!
>>35563498
>someone ordered a bomb online
well thats that...
didn't wanna go to work tomorrow anyways.
>>35563317
LINK?
>>35563255
>>35563255
>implying you can cancel gets
you need trips for that
>>35563500
also 9/11 2 is happening
>>35563466
shieett
>>35563454
THANKYOU LEL
>>35563500
GODDAMMIT
If dubs, Israel gets nuked.
>>35562072
>>35563500
Dubs confirms attack of white house
>>35563500
>>35563511
>>35563185
http://www.defconwarningsystem.com/
Nope
>>35563511
>>35563466
STOP IT.
Just fucking stop.
oh god i think i lost my ID on campus.
ITS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
so many death today
>>35563545
dubs can't cancel out other dubs
what type of fucking moron are you? Come back with some trips and we'll talk
If dubs, Hot Gay Jesus will come tomorrow to save us
>>35562072
DOHOHOHO
>>35562399
if trips, or dubs of 7, no harm will befall America on this day.
Tomorrow is another story
>>35563564
Fine. If trips, Happening cancelled. If singles, then new Crusade against ISIS soon.
>>35563594
>Implying it's the official Defcon.
>thread about the happening
>derailed with dubs
This truly is the end.
where were you on the day of the dubs
This don't change shit, i still gotta go to work in an hour.
Fuckin' 9/11 part 2 electric boogaloo, i mean they've done something every year right?
these gets tho, holy shit.
>>35563500
>>35563200
If this is dubs it ain't happening.
>>35563511
HAPPENING
goodbye america
>>35563576
Israel will stand for another millennia.
Repeating digits confirm.
>>35563641
shitposting on /pol/
>>35563613
Take it easy! Someone get this hothead out of here!
>>35562156
>windows ce updates
nailed it
Dubs and obama reveals self as antichrist and allah akbars white house
If dubs, the solar flare hitting Earth is metaphorically Jesus returning
>>35563643
>they've done something every year right?
riiiiggght
this is what Amerifats actually believe
hello where are the repeating digits
>>35563500
>>35563511
its happening
>>35563598
you can't stop the happening
>>35563632
>implying ISIS isn't a CIA boogeyman
>>35563500
trips confirm
if dubs then then it means that the dubs are only here to distract us from the fact that america is about to be kill
I dont think its happening :(
>>35563698
Are you even trying?
>>35563632
You dun goofed, anon
>>35563559
FUCKING BUMP
>>35563326
It's Deus Ex you major fucking retarded faggot nigger.
>>35563500
>>35563511
it dubs then President Hilary
>>35561823
wonder if related to dat solar storm
If dubs, nothing eventful will happen today.
If dubs, ISIS launches devastating Rape Bombs on all US cities.
>people don't usually fly on planes today
>airline loses money
>somebody needs to be blaimed
>invent a non-issue to take the blaim
>>35563735
Cool.
>>35563735
TOLD YA BITCH
It's happening.
>>35563735
you're right
it happens on 9/12
the americans will never see it coming
>>35563735
if 3 isis will explode monuments everywhere while beheading reporters on the news.
>>35563725
>>35563559
http://www.flightradar24.com/planes.php
>>35562399
OH JESUS NO
You dipshits realize everyone on /pol/ right now is pretty much in this thread, therefore all of the dubs are in this thread. Seeing as how theres 10 dubs for every 100 posts, and theres over 300 posts. also if dubs 911 pt 2
if odd dubs, ISIS attacks west coast
If even dubs, ISIS attacks east coast
if trips, megahappening happens.
>>35563754
>>35563756
>54
>56
We've lost it.
>>35563693
well, not in America, i remember they launched a bunch of rockets into the green zone in 2009 Baghdad.
>>35563780
>implying I won't get dubs
>>35563777
its over
>>35563777
YOOOOOOOOOOO
>>35563810
you didn't get dubs so I could lol
>>35563777
it doesn't stop
>>35563077
Holy fucking shit, what are the odds?
america is kill :(
UK will be hit if Dubs
>>35563777
>777
You can't stop it.
If dubs, it's not New York this time. It's San Francisco.
ayy lmao: the thread
>>35563814
Good goyim. Go to war against the evil ISIS who attack your country.
>>35561918
>http://www.westernjournalism.com/exclusive-nationwide-communications-outages-emergency-drills-planned-911/
Read the link, decided to look up drills in my area. Anyone else find something like this?
>>35561823
Its likely a 'credible' ISIS terrorist threat they are using to turn up that color coded terrorism dial to scare people and justify the upcoming US war against Syria.
>>35561823
Fedex: hehehehe, fuckers
>>35563843
>tfw UK is safe
>tfw people will never be angry at muslims
Oh my god, all these dubs
I-I think it's happening, guys.
;_;
>>35563888
OH SHIT
Zombie outbreak today
>>35563888
Oh shiiiiiiit.
Filtered.
>>35563888
FUCKFUCKFUCK
You could have prevented this.
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?
>>35563888
FEDEX PLS STOP
If dubs, terrorists go home.
God forbid I get a 9 though.
>>35563106
they know us too well
I SHIT BIGMACS NOW
>>35563888
>>35563077
A list of like 12 dubs is presented....in dubs!
What the fuck is habbening? THE HABBENING IS WHATS HABBENING.
9/11 Part Deux - Dubs of Death
Trips and I become a mod.
Also habbeding.
>>35563888
>>35563317
Please regard this fellow anons. 2spooky
Goodbye murica :(
>all these dubs
good luck isis
>>35564008
>350 post thread
>>35563777
>>35563888
today will be the happening we have waited for
>if dubs terror is kill
I mean it doesnt really matter much now though now that everyone is trying to get dubs and the magic of the first post is gone
but still
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
THANK YOU BASED POLICE.
>>35564035
Five sets of trips m8.
>>35563411
FUCK I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FAG WITH TRIP CODES WTF HAVE I DONE???
Guys it's fucking happening. Repent thy sins before the day of reckoning, before all are judged by the one true god. Praise be to Jesus Christ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlr90NLDp-0
>>35563643
Best stay away from major cities.
http://www.rrstar.com/article/20140910/NEWS/140919841
tl;dr a single UPS plane lost all hydraulic power and nearly crash landed so the FAA is grounding the entire fleet
>>35564071
> not praising muhamed the true lord
if dubs... the happening never ends
Where were you when /pol/ had The Dubbening?
>>35564111
THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON.
IF DUBS THE HAPPENING ALREADY HAPPENED
YOU'RE EXPERIENCING THE AFTERLIFE
>>35564111
>>35564111
>implying my trips won't save us all
>>35564111
Everybody, time to leave
>>35564111
>4CHAN UNDER ATTACK!
>>35563783
They attack everywhere.
>>35564177
>>35564111
It's over.
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=didzxUkrtS0
if dubs ISIS blows up the WTC with a ebola bomb
>>35564098
>so the FAA is grounding the entire fleet
(Citation needed)
>>35564177
Dubs confirms it's time to leave.
>>35564211
it's ogre
>>35564177
>>35564111
>>35564211
This is gonna be a great day.
>>35564211
OH SHIT
>>35564211
Bro
>>35564209
Evening theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oXtRKAu-Ds&list=RD2oXtRKAu-Ds#t=14
>>35564244
Dubs confirms it!
It's all ogre
THEY WILL PULL IT
P U L L I T
U
L
L
I
T
>>35564211
>>35564211
WHAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUCK! I DON"T WANT EBOLA!
>tfw when I don't live at/near/around WTC
>HABBENING TYME!
>>35564244
Its only just begun
>>35564271
>>35563289
>http://www.fly.faa.gov/adv/advADB.jsp
Doesn't matter, nobody's really inside, yet. Though it would be a big ole thing considering the memorial's open around it, so there'll probably be people doing that thing.
>>35563548
Lel
>>35564211
WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIING
ebola-chan will save us!
If dubs ISIS will be destroyed
>>35564288
>>35564300
It just keeps tumbling down.
>>35564288
why, god?
>>35564211
>11
YOU'VE KILLED US ALL
Shut it down.
>>35564111
Heretic, you and your kind will be cleansed form the earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0d4qM7gCH8
>>35563548
>Bomb: $10,000
>Free Shipping w/Amazon Prime
If dubs, Russia nukes DC
>>35564345
I laughed harder than I should have
>>35564345
>>35564366
Now that's just silly.
>don't reverse image search
>>35564366
Fuck you asshole I'm in zone 7
>>35564366
>>35564366
>>35564366
this is just getting out of hand
>>35564345
>Free Shipping w/Amazon Prime
I fucken hope so for $10,000
Also that'll teach UPS to mishandle their packages
>>35563863
If dubs, it's New York.
BOOM!
Jews are nice.
>>35564400
god fucking damnit
>>35564400
>>35564400
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>35564400
It will all be over soon
>>35564441
If dubs Obama get kill
Why can't we into quads?
Is it really not happening?
>>35564400
>>4400
IF DUBS CHINA SETS OFF NUKE BY ACCIDENT
If quads, it's happening
Quad happening get
If dubs NK nukes itself
>>35564465
oohh its happening
I'm not wearing any pants.
IF DUBS, NUCLEAR ATTACK
Not even close to quads
>>35564482
>>35564479
>>35564475
>>35564471
>>35564465
>>35564458
So close:
>>35564442
>>35564441
>>35564471
That show was really interesting at first
but then
no
something will happen today
>>35564458
if dubs you get kill
If dubs, Jews will secretly be behind any attack.
>>35564209
Why the fuck can I not get this out of my head???
>>35564499
double dubs
he aint got pants on confirmed!
if bubse ao E
it will be pulled
>>35564499
dubs confirm, this guys pantsless
If dubs, France surrenders to ISIS
>>35564499
>4499
>>35564499
HABBENIN
wtf guys, i just seen like 4 dubs posted in a /ck/ thread.
it may, truly, be habbening.
>we can only hope.
>cheeky breecki
if trips we're doomed
If dubs, ISIS takes over Yurop.
It never ends
is trips our lives will continue being boring.
11 planes
11 targets
>>35564545
DOUBLE DUBS RESPONDS TO DOUBLE DUBS!
TOTALLY HABBENIN!
>What do you mean it's happening anon?
if quads louis ck will be dead tomorrow
Goodbye everyone.
>>35564400
If dubs I'mma get drunk later
can something blow up already please?
>>35564319
>>35564321
Did I do that?
Dubs and ISIS attacks the USA with exploding tacos.
>>35564509
This thread was really interesting at first
but then
no
it was nice knowing you guys
I wonder what happens if I push this button
>>35562322
>>35562399
>>35562433
>>35562466
>>35562499
>>35562655
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>>35562688
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>>35562999
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>>35563077
>>35563200
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>>35563255
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>>35563311
>>35563411
>>35563422
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>>35563466
>>35563500
>>35563511
>>35563777
>>35563888
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>>35564211
>>35564244
>>35564288
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>>35564400
>>35564499
How could you let this happen /pol/, you let them win.
wow is this the longest thread of all time
If dubs someone takes a really nasty shit in the WTC and all of NYC is evacuated
>tfw no skele-pocalypse
Trips confirms
>>35564666
FUCK
>>35564655
>>35564666
SATAN TRIPS CONFIRM
>someone will take a really nasty shit in the WTC and all of NYC will be evacuated
>>35564666
Oh fuck!
I'm not even halfway through the thread and it's freaking me the fuck out. It stops after the first half, right? Guys?
>>35564666
bubonic poop!
>>35564666
>>35564666
This is implausible.
>>35564729
>implying it ever stops
>>35564602
No matter what happens Jews win.
This is a load of cock.
>>35564729
The ride never ends.
>>35564777
fuck
JEWS WIN
>>35564777
ypu son of a bitch
>>35564777
Jews win.
Terrorists win.
Shit in the WTC.
It's ogre.
>>35564777
Why won't it stop
>>35564655
>>35564777
GOYYYYYYY!!
>>35564777
>>35564655
You roll dubs, of course!
>>35564833
Please no more
>>35564177
Why are dubs the only way of feeling some sense of assurance that the happening is going to happen? And why do we want that feel?
this fucking thread /pol/
this fucking thread
what the fuck is going on
>>35564777
Ha! Yeah right W-whore...
>>35562355
If anything, its probably just 'signaling'. In game theory, when you want to alter an opponents actions but don't want them to know what you know, you undertake actions which they will notice which will change their calculus.
For instance, NSA/CIA may be aware of a terror plot (or not) and doing this signals to anyone who might be planning one that "we already know" even if we don't actually have a clue about it. That could cause one of at least 3 things if there actually was a plot:
1) It could cause terrorists to hold off on the attack for another day thus lessening the impact.
2) It could cause chatter to be identified on certain channels thus alerting authorities to actual plots they might not have known about
3) It could cause a terrorist attack to be fucked up due to terrorists panicking and thus making mistakes.
Also, the signaling could be meant for the general public. This could make it so that fewer people would be shocked if something actually did happen. From the government's point of view, its better if people blame them for what they see as a "false flag" than if everyone is completely caught off guard. People who blame the government aren't exactly going to do anything but bitch about it to everyone they know.
>>35564832
>>35564777
>>35564602
Who is that? She is kinda hot in a jailbait kinda way
>>35564626
>>35564640
>>35564573
>>35564562
>>35564560
>>35564525
>>35564514
>>35564513
>>35564510
>>35564505
>>35564493
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>>35562779
>>35562820
>>35562886
>>35563137
>>35563168
>>35563172
Let's take a moment for what we know won't happen.
if dubs, everyone in this thread will die tomorrow, but will get 72 virgins in the afterlife.
>>35564211
>>35564666
That's it, anons! The bubonic poop IS the ebola bomb!
Today, niggers will shit in the WTC and spread ebola everywhere when they do (it will aerosolize when they flush, and get sucked into the forced air system, pumping ebola all over the WTC and subsequently NYC.
Cuz DUBS, that's why.
Too late, guys. It's already happened.
dubs and the solar flare kills all computers before isis attacks and we have no contact anymore
after it happens today.. I want you guys to remember these dubs.
screenshot this.
>>35564932
You tried, anon. Thank you at least for that. :)
The Jews are sliding THE HAPPENING (tm) with dubs
>>35564902
One of Putin's daughters.
I'm here for the happening
I'm going to have
a nap, and I want all the Happening starting when I wake up.
The end is nigh.
GOOD LUCK, EBOLA-CHAN!
>>35564893
>>35562399
Quads and the world burns.
>>35565024
>Anon I've invited you over to dinner to meet my parents
>>35565037
>when I wake up.
>>35565062
>Or you could pull a swindle and claim billions in insurance
>Oh wait, that already happened
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Silverstein#Insurance_dispute
If dubs, this thread 404's
If NOT dubs and NOT trips everyone in this thread has a happy time with cake and ice cream.
>>35565062
I told my stock broker to "pull it"
I just want the world to end, /pol/. Is that really too much to ask?
>>35565110
HOORAY!
>>35565110
>literally one off either dubs or trips
thank you based anon
>>35565144
WELP
>>35565106
>it never 404s
>http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/35561823
If dubs, it's ogre.
I've never been more terrified, /pol/.
So here I am,doing everything I can,holding on to what I am.
This is getting out of hand, someone look into this for real.
>>35565184
mom's spaghetti
Oh anon you're so silly nothing's gonna happen at all!
>>35565208
I don't trust you.
>>35565208
>implying
dubs say it's happening NOW
>captcha: hisaged sense
>>35565221
It's a woman. Of course you don't trust her.
Don't trust them
>>35565179
i think you mean..
>>35565208
not if my dubby dubs have anything to say about it
>>35563503
you dick
>>35565255
if get everyone who posted ITT survives, but anyone who viewed but didn't post is horribly maimed or killed.
>>35565270
brb performing ritual sudoku
A-Anon it's not really happening....I-Is it?
ITS HAPPENING
>>35565304
thank you based get-chan
>>35564676
>666
jesus fucking christ
>>35565328
>its not really happening
happening soon fellow anon
>>35565361
who are you trying to kid
Can't fucking handle all these gets and happenings
Are we gonna die tonight?
Please God don't let me get dubs, or God forbid trips.
>>35565373
Prepare for nuclear winter anon!
>>35565416
Relax anon, nothing will happen.
if dubs ISIS will cuckold every jew in USA
>>35565404
>404
THE END IS NEIGH
>after all the publicity 4chan has been getting, /pol/ is now filled with even more cancerous get threads and happeningfags.
>>35565430
russia is going down, too
>>35565433
>33
YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP US!?!? FOOLS ALL OF YOU!!!
>>35565430
>>35565450
It gets worse
>>35565266
Let it BEGIN!!!
>>35561823
about time, release me from this hell oh beautiful nukes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjzy9lxogqk
>>35565570
If anything i'm destined to be with her.
All of you seriously need to stfu already you are shitting up an intellectual board go back to there you came from you RIDF Facebook scum faggots!
>>35565668
Cool your autism.
>>35565668
If dubs, you're a faggot.
>>35565607
got a load of this russ juden cuck
>>35565668
>>35565328
Woah do you guys see it too? Wtf?
>>35562290
Like in Diehard 2 :DD
>>35565746
Oh what? Yeah now kinda? What?
>>35565746
Mirror the first image and then
>>35565746
>>35565799
>>35565827
I'm way too high to make sense of these three posts, can someone translate?
>>35565878
Today is the last day of our lives
>>35565878
Dude look at those pictures and thier similarities I think some fag tried making her into anhedge hog. Except I've seen this hedgehog in Ukraine threads always (it's blue and yellow figures) and the guys always screams RIDF
>>35565878
The arms anon look at the arms. The lips. Everything!
>>35565574
Nice chiptune.
>>35565746
Noice
>>35565746
Wow you've completely ruined Katya for me.
ALL UPS packages?
this will change peoples lives
>>35565799
99
nice