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the rebels have blown the death star. what shall we do about

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the rebels have blown the death star. what shall we do about these recent terrorist attacks? I was thinking about sexually harassing more people at spaceports.
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>>34836380
stop promoting spacerape culture, sithlord!
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that design flaw in the death star was pretty bad

how about not outsourcing such important projects to the same firm that made this?

this is as shitty as your dumb healthcare website
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>>34836627
>blaming the victim
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>>34836380
>calling it the "Death Star"
>falling for rebel propaganda
it's the Orbital Battle Station, and it's designed to bring the fight to the Outer Rim so that the terrorists spend time fighting it there instead of attacking Imperial citizens here at home.
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the death star was an inside job!
the left the design flaw there with purpose of blowing it up
wake up sheeple!
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>>34836627
To be fair, those things would (barring being tripped by uppity rebels) be nigh-invulnerable if they put some kind of armored section on the neck, and put a few firing ports on the bottom and sides to protect its underbelly from infantry and asshole Jedi.
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>>34837091
That's... actually not too far-fetched. If the chief engineer was disgruntled with the Empire, I could see that happening. It'd take a lot of effort and quite a few connections, but stranger things have happened IRL.
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>>34836431
>sithlord!
caught me off guard
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>>34837225
replace those legs with tank treads and problem would pretty much be solved
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>>34836380

Fire that fucking designer for a start.
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>>34837434
if governments started to fire people for incompetence there would be no more government employees
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>>34836380
stop letting space mexicans built our battle stations, those fucking goobacks left a giant hole
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>>34837375
Yeah, but you'd lose quite a bit of all-terrain capacity, as well as visibility.
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>>34837518
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>>34837434
Military-industrial complex, m8.
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>>34836380
there never was any death star. Have any of YOU actually seen it outside the usual Rebel propaganda movies? We're to just assume this massive station was never seen by any outsiders and then just HAPPENED to blow up when news of it started to leak
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Who wants the Republic back anyways?
All those Elite Forces/Priests (J.E.D.I. or something) are all dead. A restored Republic couldn't do shit.
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>>34837375
Oh, and to add to
>>34837539
Tracked vehicles are incredibly obsolete in the Star Wars universe, since they have anti-gravity "repulsorlifts". That said, floating tanks still have trouble with rugged terrain, because they're still tanks.
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>>34836380
shut up about that.

GAIS WAIT, NO GAIS. GAIS. DID YOU HEAR LEIA FUCKED FIVE GUYS TO GET A SEAT IN THE SENATE??? IF YOU COUNT BOSSK AS A GUY I DUNNO LOL
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>>34836380
Find the architect who design this thing first.
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>>34837970
yeah we have to order another
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>>34838064
if something fails let's try that again

seems to be how we are fighting the war on deathsticks
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Does anyone know if Lord Vader made it out? He stated in an interview that he fought in the Clone Wars as a pilot and may have already been in a fighter upon the destruction.
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>>34836380
I heard this sand planet may have weapons of mass-destruction, something the force

how about invading sand place?
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>>34836380
>terrorist

Can we talk about the issue of Alderaan then, imperial dogs?
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>>34838525
>invading sand niggers

Are you stupid?
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>>34838557
suspected terrorists
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>>34838525
>Desert Planet filled with Manlet junk dealers, Tribal savages, and an Obese slug mafia that controls it.

Nah. All degenerates and criminals with no natural resources.
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i for one support all efforts of palpatine and his commander darth vader to quell rebel activities. the checks at spaceports are just for our safety
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The real question is where was the famous Imperial Navy in all this? Where in the name of Emperor our galactic taxes go?
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>>34836730
underrated post
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>>34836380
Enslave Wookies to build a better designed Death Star.
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>>34839255

once the rebels have been defeated, its the workcamps for them, where they can be swiftly and efficiently dealt with
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>>34839255
>Enslave

Citizen please don't use the trigger word. Wookies are animals thus we use them as you would use banthas for transportation. Don't eat that rebel propaganda so easily.
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>>34838787
They didn't deserve a trial because they were "suspected terrorists"? Fascist scum.
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>>34839810
I have just emailed Imperial Intelligence with your IP address. You're busted rebel scum.
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>>34839810
>calling the Galactic Empire fascist like it's an insult
eat some batha fodder, alien loving scum
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>>34839994
The joke is on you. I use onion-thingy to protect me from the Intergalactic Security Agency and similar organizations.
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>>34840128
TOR is tool to catch gullible rebels like you. Storm trooper brigade is already on their way.
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>>34836380

Maybe if we stopped bombing their planets less people would be radicalized and join the crazy rebels.
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>>34840128
the stormtrooper navy created that stuff to catch dumbass rebels like you
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>>34840452

STIDF are now posting models in uniform to try and brainwash.

STIDF pls go.
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>>34836380
The Death Star was ruled by jews and degenerates. They said they found Vader's corpse but there are no pics. Sauce?
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>>34836380
BUILD ANOTHER ONE
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>>34840431
they hate our freedoms you insensitive fucker
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>>34836380
Why not build a second one?
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All nations compassed me about: but in the name of the LORD will I destroy them.

- Psalm 118:10
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>>34840725
It's obvious they were already building a second one. Something of that size just doesn't get built in a couple of years. That takes planning, resource allocation, finding the right system...
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>>34836627
>design flaw
>implying it WASN'T an inside job
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>>34841251
or Chinks
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>>34841089
your sad devotion to that ancient religion has accomplished what exactly?
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>>34841325

go wear your plastic helmet, conspira-nut
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>>34841467
you're telling me you believe that a single starfighter was able to hit a target of less than 1 meter? and get through all of the defenses of a Orbital Battle Station of that magnitude?

I bet you still believe the Empire is buying top of the line armor for our stormtroopers too
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>>34841325
Saw Imperial agents buying scrap and garbage in Mos Eisley, I wouldn't doubt if someone told me they used that to build it.
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>thinking the emperor didn't have the Death Star insured for double it's worth
>implying he didn't set up the rebels to blow up the base
>surprise surprise his BFF vader is the only survivor
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>>34841733
wouldn't surprise me if that scrap was what was left of this 'orbital battle station attack'
false flag for the Empire, gives reason to invade more peaceful neutral systems
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>>34837906
This isn't true, actually. Tracked and wheeled vehicles are still used by both the Alliance and the Empire. Repulsorlifts cost fuel to use, and the additional energy you save can go into shield or weapon power.
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>>34836380
Inside job
A moon sized space station does not completely explode over on ion shot to an exhaust cent.

It was meant to explode like that from the beginning this is just an attempt for the empire to expand into unincorporated systems

It really makes me sick, trillions of tonns of steel don't blow up in 1 second flat.
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>>34841708

just admit your precious empire were sloppy and not the great army that could rule the galaxy. a farm boy from some hick -town desert planet destroyed your empires moon sized toy.
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>>34841868
Hapes neutral, alderaan neutral

I find your implications disturbing.
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>>34836380
The Rebel Alliance needs to check its fucking privilege. They're nothing but heterosexual straight males flying around, blowing stuff up, trying to impose THEIR way of living on womynkind. And don't give me that shitlord tripe about "But they include aliens in their ranks too!" you MRA scumbag. That's like saying "I can't be racist because I have a black friend!" Those aliens in the Alliance are simply brainwashed by the Patriarchy and indoctrinated Uncle Toms.

I mean look at the rebels themselves. An "X-Wing"? Seriously? And a Y-Wing? They're clearly trying to show XY, being the male chromosomes, and its rape culture dominance of womyn. It's no surprise both are WARships, because men are violent beasts who love WAR. Even the shape of both fighters is phallic. The rebels are literally flying their own penises. And blowing up the Death Star? WAKE THE FUCK UP! It's a thinly-veiled metaphor for rape and impregnating a strong empowered independent womon. Their sperm-like photon torpedoes hit the reactor (zygote) and exploded the whole thing. That's how these misogynist rebels think of womyn, just rape dolls for their sick misogynistic urgings.

Even the name of the Alliance is misognistic. "Alliance"? Really? Two phallic-shaped "L"'s? Good fucking grief, what creeps.

I hope the Empire wipes the rebels out, they're fucking shitlord scumbags. They need to die, along with those rape-fish Mon Calabari or however you spell it.

The Empire is providing ME with free birth control and services. What have you rebels and rebel supporters ever done for ME?

I'm fucking done. DONE. I hate you all.

#signalboost #rebel-rapists #misogyny #hate-speech
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Huehue
>all this people thinks they blew the death star
>not knowing they are just making a false flag and already started building another one

There are too many sandweridos here
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>>34841708

next your going say that it would be impossible for a rebel starfighter to destroy the death star, explosives would have to be planted.
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>>34841429

Holy fuck what system are they from?
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>>34842220
What else would they use? maybe a systems overload?
I bet you think the "force of jedi" did it?
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>>34842143
no democracy
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>>34842305

and grand moff tarkin had no knowledge of this? surely he would have escaped before destruction.
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>>34842316
look at well that turned out for the trillions of sentients who lived in the Republic. constant conflicts, wars with systems because they wanted to seperate and be independent. they were fascists pretending to be democrats
they didnt even take votes of their peoples some democracy, just some sentator voting away everything
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>>34842316
so what?
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>>34842316
Why do you want democracy when there's nothing to decide? With the empire we are very prosperous and well defended.
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>>34842462
>grand moff tarkin
Governor Tarkin hasn't been involved with the navy for years. He died peacefully in his home on Coruscant. He retired after the Clone Wars
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This commie degenerate bitch flee away more than once, killed Imperial soldiers and then she fucks her brother cause 'no patriarchy'. Don't eat that Rebel propaganda, the Skywalker are thieves and degenerate bastards like all the Rebel scum.
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>>34842576

sure
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>>34841971
pic related,it's OP
she's beautiful too guys!
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>>34842751
"princess"
was that like a nickname... or a first name? cuase her dad was just a sentor right?
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Thinking about joining the Imperial Marines. What do u guys think? Good healthcare, good pay, pension, school money...
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>>34842980
if you do, thank you for your service

thank you for fighting for our freedoms

I will always support our troops
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>>34842576
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>>34842926

Her (adopted) father was King of Alderaan and a former Senator of the Republic / Empire. She is a Senator of the Empire at the start of a New Hope and also Princess and the heir to the throne of Alderaan.
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>>34842980
Do it faggot.
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>>34843319
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>>34837609
>that flag
>that post

Called it.. (and obviously enough, they were meant to resemble space-nazis, so it's only the truth)
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>>34843698
holy fuck they are here, that post just got deleted
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>>34843698
I'm redpilled and I know the Death Star never existed. Proof me wrong
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>>34843836
>>34843854
>>34843698

[spoiler]i dont have much time, theyre on to me[spoiler]
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Is Palpatine a Jewish surname?
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>>34843967

[spoiler] the mods are empire [/spoiler]
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>>34843967
>>34844096
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>>34843854
>>34843698
>>34843967
>>34843836
rofl this thread is great
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>>34844222
It's begging for an archive already
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Who are the jews in the star wars universe?

>tfw trade federation was right
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>>34840452

>9/10
>would letter her operate my blaster
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>>34836380

>believing the official story where one fighter could blow up the entire Death Star with one shot.
>ISHYGDDT
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>>34841971
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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>>34843967
>>34844222
>>34845371
>>34844803
Empire guard here, I'm operating security cameras in the complex. You are being watched and traced all along the galaxy, abort this thread and your satellite connection right now.
>proof
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEPazLTGceI

I'm fucking serious, this was an inside job!
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>>34847152
You take that rebel flag down, evil empire aggressor!
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>>34848135
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>>34848644
>and the stormtrooper is luke

lol
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>>34840452

Set to stun. Dayam.
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