So an hour or two ago an anon recorded an EAM on 8992kHz air force frequency and the end of the message was overridden by a mysterious, very powerful pirate transmission. Another anon decoded it; it was an SSTV encoded images; which decoded to pic related.
Basically someone just trolled the USAF's nuclear command radio with le happy merchant, except they would have needed a giga-fucking powerful transmitter for it to be this clear and loud.
/x/ thread: >>>/x/14978158
hue. That would be funny as fuck. This reminds me of the Hitler message in Contact
I didn't believe it, but I'm familiar with the radio app we often use to fuck around. It definitely sounds like a computer faxing an image. But I feel this is all a troll.
Probably an edited wav file.
Fucking hell, don't let it spread to /pol/ too. I know it's still kind of freaky, but these threads have been on /x/ for the past month or two near-constantly about the Berenstein/Berenstain Bears. One of the more popular theories on there seems to be some kind of iteration of the "many worlds" theory, while others believe that it's a form of mass hysteria or something like that involving mixed up memories. I'm not sure what to make of it.
>sending the merchant to a nuclear command
Holy shit, that's the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
>mrw someone trolled USAF with happy merchant.
This NEEDS to be done to the Israeli air force next.
If true this is way beyond anoneemoose shit; because you would need a god-tier radio set to broadcast this strong. Or the pirate was just outside the webSDR antenna. Either was it's fucked up, not to mention extremely, extremely illegal.
Of course this is all a troll, but who is being trolled? Us or the USAF?
>Random dude with a transmitter better than the USAF decides it would be funny to send a merchant and get in deep shit
>Another random dude decides to randomly record said transmission at the time it was happening
Please, OP just slapped audio of a merchant on the USAF's transmission and posted it on /x/
Its not particularly hard to do
>tfw aliens will arrive and wipe Israel off the map for us
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lol, thats one way to enjoy fishing i suppose
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Pretty sure if this is real it doesn't matter if it was /pol/, /x/ or /b/ - whoever it is got themselves v& within 5 minutes of making a transmission that powerful and noone will every know who they were or where they were from.
That's if it's an accident and they believe you to just be some incompetent tard that didn't even know they were actually on a radio. This is definitely the category of: >>33146250
>Basically someone just trolled the USAF's nuclear command radio with le happy merchant, except they would have needed a giga-fucking powerful transmitter for it to be this clear and loud.
someone witch access to university equipment for example a phd student
The FCC literally black-bags people for spewing shit on unauthorized channels. If this is real someone did that with an absurdly strong transmitter (basically held up a big sign saying "here I am") on a nuclear command channel used by the USAF. It's likely the OP of the /x/ thread made it up to troll /x/ and /pol/ - but if not we'd never know because whoever did it has long since been disappeared.
>It's likely the OP of the /x/ thread made it up to troll /x/ and /pol/
i think so too
also why are nuclear command frequencies public knowledge? why aren't they rotating frequencies?
True dat. This leaves only one alternative.
They'd be found anyway
Easier to just leave them static and transmit info over them via encrypted codes[skyking skyking do not answer!!]
Even if all it serves to do is say "okay move to the secret communication line"
One of the tests British nuclear submarines apparently do on surfacing is check if BBC radio is still up. If not, it's one of the signs that the UK is nuclear ash and they should open their orders for the HAPPENING.
Primer on EAMs for those who aren't on the Happening Watch ELINT team
>Ed Milliband is elected in 2015
>The Labour party has an internal split, mostly anti-EU
>To remain in power, he depends on anti-EU UKIP members of parliament
>He starts listening to more right wing opinions
>He picks up an issue of the Daily Mail for a photo-op, and reads it later in the day while waiting for a meeting with a feminist blogger.
>He has a bright idea. He leaves the meeting early to run home and get to his laptop.
>He begins drafting new legislation certain to win him all the popularity in the world...
>That evening, the BBC is shut down.
>None of the liberals there want to talk to a military-man, so nobody phones the navy, each passing it off onto someone else until one of them forgets
>North Pole, 09:00 Hours military time.
>The HMS Vanguard surfaces
>No BBC news
post yfw the Letters of Last Resort are opened
captcha: inRgran GENERAL
>reading the wiki on those letters: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letters_of_last_resort
>A similar process was used in the book Down to a Sunless Sea, in which the planes of Air Britain, the country's only remaining civilian airline, were instructed on what to do in the event that the UK was struck by nuclear weapons. The instructions were in the form of a special letter in a sealed compartment in the cockpit. The special instructions were to be used if the company dispatcher issued an "Armada Signal" or if the plane was unable to return to the UK because its airports had been destroyed by nuclear strikes.
>sounds interesting; let's see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_to_a_Sunless_Sea
>Shortly after take off from New York, Jonah is informed that Israel has attacked Beirut, Damascus, and Cairo with nuclear weapons in retaliation for their radioactive poisoning of Tel Aviv's water supply.
>Israel's strike triggers a worldwide nuclear holocaust while the plane is en route to London, the USSR and China attacking America and its allies.
How the hell did someone have the transmission power to broadcast something on that frequency. Is this a troll? I mean is the vocaroo recording fake? This is crazy. I have been monitoring the US EAM for the last 2 weeks.
>yfw this is the US military testing how quickly /pol/ can work this shit out
>everyone involved is getting v&
>Also the "ARE HIGH AS FUCK" part of the title suggests a shoop
When Nelson Mandela died a while ago tens of thousands of people came out of the woodworks who thought that he had died decades ago in the prisons and could swear their life on remembering the news talking about it for weeks. There are websites dedicated to documenting that.
The Berenstein/Berenstain bears are just another example.
DEAR GOD IS THIS FUCKING REAL???
Did we try to redpill the aliens... or... did the aliens try to redpill us?
I was ITT when it started on /x/ one of our first thoughts was to come here. Technically OP could have shooped all the images involved and made a phony mp3 to put up as the skyking radio but it seems like a pretty heavy effort just to troll like 10 people. I think this picture actually got broadcast by someone powerful like ben garrison who is currently being hunted like a dog by some 3 letter alphabet soup agency.
Read the following.
>The Berenstain Bears
Did you read these books as a child?
or did you read
>The Berenstein bears
If you answered the second one you are no longer in your home reality.
For the record I know how batshit it sounds. There are no records of it ever being stein. Personally I'd like to believe that this is some google/cia psyop rather than time travel bullshit, but if you'd participated in the thread you would see some of the other historical bullshit that people remember differently. Occam's razor tells us that these people are having memory issues. But you can take that razor and cut yourself with it because it was definitely stein.
Guys work on this pls so we can archive this I can't right now
>implying Ben Garrison is the one being hunted.
>the process by which a Trident submarine commander would determine if the British government continues to function includes, amongst other checks, establishing whether BBC Radio 4 continues broadcasting
>David Grieg's 2012 play The Letter of Last Resort deals with the consequences and paradoxes of the letters. It was dramatised for BBC Radio 4
Am I the only one envisioning some sort of "War of the Worlds"-esque comedy of errors resulting from that?
>aliens see jew message
>see merchant with that shit-eating grin and with hands wrung in glee
>find source of transmission
>come to earth
>find stereotypical jew
>gases all the kikes in the world
>a new golden age is brought upon the earth, with no jews
It's the aliens, they're sending us a warning message.
It seems funny, but that is the most iconic image of a jew I can think of.
Whoever sent the message is saying in the simplest terms that jews are liars and they over-rode a nuclear boradcast to share that thought..
Glad I could spread it through the web.
guys get in the /x/ thread and try and talk them into becoming anti jew.
Dust off your silver bullets. We have a window here to wake some people up to the Jewish menace without seeming like desperate spammers. Go.
pssh its easiest to convert crazies don't ya know.
you realize all that would happen is they would trade one tin foil hat for another and instead of reptillians, they would see about the jews and their shenanigans.
honestly for them it wouldn't be that much of a stretch.
>mfw Kubrick wasn't joking in Doctor Strangelove
Not only is this the funniest fucking thing in the world, This is straight up S-class level ninja trolling.... nobody will eclipse the magnitude of this stunt for atleast 10-15 years.
Learn from this young students...
I've never been more proud of you /pol/.