>Little sister is talking to mom about her tumblr >Mom

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>"tumblr discovered a new gender!"

I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY TODAY.
NO.
FUCKING NO.

Fuck this ride i want to get off.

ask an ethereal gendered person anything

im currently dating my hand

>>33032465
>its worse than this
;_;

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>>33031653
I hope this ride and everyone on it dies in the fire of the happening.

>>33031653

August 8th cant get here soon enough! It's time these motherfuckers checked their stupidity privilege

>>33031653
I want to get off. I didn't ask for this.

>>33032465
>im currently dating my hand

so most of 4chan is ethereal gendered?

>>33032521
on the bright side you could easily bang your little sister by telling her you're also an ethereal

>"tumblr discovered a new gender"
Everything about this comment upsets me.

>>33032565
yes, we're just so rare and unique we had to be sequestered to the most barren wasteland on the internet

Talk to your mom in secret and tell her the tumblr site has gore and cp and shit like that and go into the router settings and limit when she can access tumblr

>>33032551

what happens august 8th?
thats my girlfriend's birthday.

>>33032566
dubs confirm. see how far it goes.
For the purposes of showing her how buttfuck insane that is, of course.

>>33031653
How old is your sister? Kids get a free pass to being sucked into stupid shit once in a while. People usually grow out of it.

>>33031653
It's weird.

4chan is like the boys' club, centered around anonymity and constant fighting amongst ourselves.
Tumblr is for girls, in a website revolving around your personal identity and constant support for one another, the 'hugbox'

imagine a dating show with the two

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>>33032624
Shes 22

>>33032623
>>For the purposes of showing her how buttfuck insane that is, of course.
r-right

>>33031653
Why does your sister want to marry your mom, would want to be more concerned about that.

Do you happen to like in a single parent household by any chance?

She may be becoming a lesibian and developing insestual thought because your mom provides for her

>>33032651
that is really wierd

>>33032669
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH

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>>33031653
Back in MY day, we shot ethereals on site...

>>33032669
Either kill her or create Tumblr sockpuppets and troll her until she breaks

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>>33032669

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>>33032669
Never mind.

Ban tumblr from being accessed in your house.

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>>33032710
At least its not a biodrone

>>33031653
I know that feel OP. My sister, my dearest sister, is herself an SJW

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>>33032669
make it stop

>>33032669
What's her tumblr?

>>33032651
Does this show that girls are mentally unstable when left on their own?

>>33032710
>not knocking it out, then surrounding it with unarmed squaddies to bait it into psy training them
>not using oyur own psy on it and then using one of their blaster launchers on a whole group after rounding them up

>>33032763
hahaha oh wow, I cant believe this was never posted in a bioware thread

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>>33032669

Lmao that pic

>>33032868
it's late so I can't tell if you're joking or not

>>33032763
So, its a screaming brain in a flying jar with guns?
jesus christ how horrifying.

>>33032669
>>33032771
>Tfw my sister came back from college claiming she was a "transnigger" and wanted to be called "shanqitayrisa" now and stuffed a pillow down the ass of her stretch pants to symbolise "the phantom fat i have to to gain to reach my transfat i have always been".

I have held a dying man in my arms and this felt like a greater loss.

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>>33032651
>tfw my ex is now a radical feminist SJW
>tfw she can end my life at any moment by claiming I raped her while we were in a relationship
>tfw nobody would believe me

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>>33032669
>22

>>33032618
we all gangbang your girlfriend and post it on tumblr without trigger warnings

>>33032923
Can we get more greentext about this?

sounds like you got a chance op

>>33032953
This is why i fear commiting to a relationship with a woman.

>>33032923
>transnigger
>phantom fat

I don't want to know. For my poor weak heart i dont want to know anymore.

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>>33032669

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>not telling your sister that you're an ethereal-sexual
>not taking this opportunity to bone her

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>>33033110
>Fucking a retard

>>33033010
I didn't even know until the night we broke up. At first I was glad that I ended it because there was no way I would be able to take her seriously anymore. Then I remembered how SJWs treat anyone that is not only a straight white male, but also their ex.

I have never lived in this much fear before.

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>>33031653
That's horrible

>>33031653
>not just going along with whatever new thing SJWs come up with to reap the benefits and also show how absurd and ridiculous it really is.

Like why don't any /pol/ bros just pretend to be a lesbian trapped in a man's body and enter woman's washrooms and get liberal pussy that way? If they disagree with you call them a shitlord oppressor, if they allow you enjoy. No downsides

Link to an ethereal sexual page?

Also, +1 wincest.

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>>33032990
My buddy's a mod... I already got dox on >>33032618 via his IP and got a pic of his "girlfriend"

>pic related

I think it's safe to say we've all splacked in that whore quite a few times. I bet that faggot believed her when she said he was her first too, but didn't have a hymen because she used to "ride horses."

BTW... all the dead children from my gallons of spilt seed over 20+ years of fappenings now populate an alternate dimension as etheralsexuals... they then transverse into this realm during certain periods of celestial alignments and possess the retarded and autistic (aka Tumblr user base) and convince them they are headmates.

Sorry about that. Leviticus tried to warn us... but we didn't listen.

>>33033264
Don't be an enabler bro. Thats not cool. Some of these people are mentally ill and dont need that. Take the high ground brother. Someone has to.

>>33033392
Fuck that shit brah, if you can't beat them with logic, beat them by pointing out how horrible their thinking is and let them come to the conclusion they're retarded themselves.

Agree and amplify. New sexual orientations? Sweet I'm part of that group, gubmit please give me muny and women respect my sexual advances.

>>33031653
Well we have to start using enchanted weapons or magical/daemon attacks to hurt them depending if you are using the 7th or 8th edition.

>>33033485
I prefer to let them turn on each other and self destruct.
Its inevitable.

Lern 2 fact check you fucking degenerates. Ethereal sexual isn't a fucking thing. God damn you are all so fucking gullible.

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>>33031653
>All of this "degeneracy"
>All these delicious /pol/ tears
>I am fucking loving this
Oh SJWs.....annoying as hell, but what would you expect from useful idiots?
The best part is they grow in numbers far greater than your own! On the day of the rope, it will be you that hangs not them!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>33033532
That works but I like just adapting to whatever the situation is. Faggots are popular nowadays? Sweet I'm actually gay and have been ashamed and bullied about it, if you say anything bad about me you're a homophobe nazi, they either bend over and say ok you're right that was homophobic or they say attack the whole gay pride movement in either case you win

>>33031653

>tfw my sister is also brainwashed by tumblr

I don't have the proper reaction picture for this feel.

>>33033560
http://pride-flags-for-us.tumblr.com/post/92078377409/okay-so-tumblr-user-robotxt-coined-a-really
read it and weep for the white man

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>>33032923
>things that never happened

you're trying too hard

OP's shit is believable (barely) you took it 3 removes too far.

>>33033264

>you are willing to lose your dignity to fuck fat, crazy sluts who don't practice vaginal hygiene

You will pretty much lose your soul in the process.

>>33032953

Are you me? I fear that mine will do the same someday.

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>>33032710

I just downloaded that last week to replay fro nostalgia's sake. I bought it the day it came out and played the fuck out of it.

Great game.

>>33031653
Wait, the line about, "allowed to marry your children" should really have set off some alarms in your mother's head. I get the feeling that 9/10's of the reason this shit has gone on is because American parents just wanted their children out of their hair and had no interest in the crazy shit their children were being fed.

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>>33032669
>>33032624
To be fair, a 22 year old woman still has the mind of a child.

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>>33033692
Hmm maybe this one? I share that feel...

>tfw your mother is a tumblr poet
>tfw all she talks about/cares about is if she gets a blue tag on her shitty nonsensical poetry
>tfw she knows more about her tumblr friends than she does about you.

why haven't you fucked your sister yet faggot? that'll fix her

>>33031653

>MY SISTER IS OPEN MINDED AND DOESNT WANNA GAS DEGERATES AND WONT LIKE WHAT I LIKE!!!11!!!!1

Riveting blog, OP.

>>33031653
Do those ethereal-sexuals allow siblings to marry too? If so, you should get on that, OP.

>>33032651

>4chan is purely logical and non-attention whorish
>tumblr is purely MUH FEELZ and pls gib all ur attentions to me

Just comes to show how different the brains of men and women really are.

>>33033903
/co/ please go back to your #yesallwomen threads on your own shithole please.

>>33032868
it was man, all the time

>>33032828
Yes.

>>33033803
Those virgins have it easy nowadays. Now I need to worry about each of my ex's beliefs years after breaking up. I keep telling myself it's irrational, but then I see infographics on /pol/ about guys going to prison over an evil ex. There is no way to defend yourself in that situation.

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>>33031653


Oh you've gotta be shitting me....
>googles it
SON OF A B-

>>33031653
You should just straight up tell your sister that it's bullshit. Believe me you need to confront people about shit like this before it becomes ingrained too much. If you don't it just spreads like fucking intellectual cancer.

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>>33033692
here you go...

>>33032669
>>33032711

>this

Try to make her see how stupid tumblr is by trolling her with endless /pol/ satire.

>>33032710
Once you got a team of good psy soldiers with 80+ inherent psy power and 50+ psy skill you can pretty much just mind control the entire alien force, even etherials. Bring a full squad of psy-soldiers in flying armor, once you find the first alien just MC it and make it move to find another alien, MC that and chain it, you can do this every turn and MC the entire alien crew, make them drop their weapons and line up outside for firing squad style execution. Shit you can even let them come at your bros to train reaction fire.

>>33034070
But what about reptillian hydromancers like tom cruise?

>>33032715
fuck you and fuck that file name

>>33031653
I googled this bullshit and found nothing relating the terms "ethereal sexual" or "etheral sexual" to tumblr.

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We can't let the infection spread like this.

>>33032669
Introduce her to /pol/.

is your sister hot? post pics

>Tfw you no longer trust white women because of this tumblr shit.
Every single one is bunny boiler, ball slicer, false rape crier waiting to happen.

>>33033855

Nah I wouldn't become an hero just because wymyn are easily manipulated by merchants

>>33033560
It'll be a thing soon enough. Just start a tumblr where you claim to be one.

>>33033700
>dat fucking list of genders
it's like i'm swimming in a sea of retards

>>33034251
Why don't we start a tumblr sexual orientation thing next and try to spread it on social media?

>>33034204
I tried getting my one asian female friend to come one here but you repelled her with all the National Socialist shit.

I at least made her see the wrong in the ways of most of feminism. She's pro the Hobby Lobby decision.

>>33034264
Now you know how a fedorathiest feels all the time.

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>>33032669

At first I thought she was around fourteen, which we all could just laugh off as teenage stupidity. But nope. 22 is far too old to believe such things. Enjoy watching that train wreck go down for years to come.

>>33034016

>they wouldn't do mental gymnastics for 1 week and then tell your mom that you said something completely different and 100 times worse

My sister did that once, I'm not going to mention anything against her whacky SJW beliefs in fear of her telling lies that could get me in serious trouble.

Of course wymyn always tell the truth, only men are capable of lying!

>>33034292
You introduced people you know to /pol/? Hide your power level, dipshit!

>>33034292

>implying there is anything wrong with nationalism in Europe

What exactly is it? Is it different than genderqueer?

>>33033700
>a gender up to interpretation by individuals, but in essence is an ethereal gender that is unable to be understood by either the individual or others; a gender that cannot be explained; a dainty, elegant, or delicate gender
Sometimes I can't help but think that people from /pol/ are subtly doing shit like this to make SJWs look batshit crazy

>>33034270
Way ahead of you. Do hashtag ethereal sexual on twitter when posting. Let's make this a thing!

>>33033560

>one person didn't just post it one day and his sister seen it and told her mom

I wouldn't doubt it, according to tumblr there are more genders than there are stars in the universe. Maybe it was just one person's special unique snow flake gender.

Does every post on /pol/ show up on google? No.

>>33033110
This, holy shit, she's bringing up incest, she didn't say brother because that would have made it too obvious.
She wants the D

>>33034383
I am close enough with her that I can do this. I am not afraid to share my life with someone else. I have tested the waters with racial stuff so I knew I was safe.

>sister was cool and played video games with me
>pretty awesome person
>she goes to college
>we meet up during summer break
>she went full tumblr
>I can't say stupid, retard, Autistic, or other minor offensive words without it offending her because 'THINK OF THE REAL AUTISTIC PEOPLE"
>her "trump card" is "Just stop" or "Just no" when being asked to explain her reasoning or being exposed to the opposite side of a belief
>berated me for buying guns
>berates others for spending money in ways she disagrees with
>never had a job
>is getting a liberal arts degree in something I forgot
>thinks Bioware makes perfect games
>likes all the homoshit they include for no good or tasteful reason
>is insufferable

At least she agrees that Israel is bad and that tumblr only has itself to blame for 4chan raiding it.

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I don't understand /pol/ I'm an ethersexual and its pretty cool. You guys are just a bunch of Nazi bigots

>>33033851

Its because each generation got "progressively" worse since the 50's.

Our parent's generation was like "LOL IM GOING TO LET MY KIDS DO WHAT EVER THEY WANT BECAUSE I DONT' WANT TO OPPRESS THEM!!"

Give them access to unlimited/unmonitored communication around the entire world, and this is the result.

These parents are so fucking shit at raising children, that it isn't even funny.

I genuinely believe that our children's generation will be the last(until at least one huge global collapse).

>>33034355
>>33032669
>>33031653

OP's sister is going to breed several boons because she believes that the white race is the cause of all the world's problems and needs to be eliminated, I'm calling it now.

>>33034576
Umad white boi

>>33034393
There isn't but it turns potential bluepills off.

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Any other musigenders here? I'm genderfortissimo myself, sometimes fluid between gendersharp and gendertreble

>>33034431

Yeah, sometimes I want to believe that too. But trust me, its real as the air you breath.

Look at the youtube videos, they actually exist in large numbers.

>Tfw all these tumblr folk make you feel like the last sane man alive in a sea of mentally ill circle jerking bipolar retards.

I cant understand what makes them this way. Is this what it felt like when rome fell?

>>33034685
>Yfw you found out both 'transniggers' and 'phantom fat' were "real things" to tumblrites...

>>33034163
Truly the only way to remove this degeneracy is to embrace a technocratic monarchy.

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>>33034747

>>33031653
>My sister has been brought into the tumblr cult worse than the worst /co/ moderator.

So we are finally admitting /co/ has fallen to the sjw?

Hey guys I discovered a new gender too. It's called coingender. Every morning I flip a coin, if it lands on heads then I identify as male for the day, if it lands on tails I identify as female for the day

its sad these people think this shit isnt all going to be swept under the rug like it never happened in 20 years and all their glory stories will fall on people even more delusional than they are

>>33034912
Not entirely, any time anything slightly sjw related gets mentioned it's "fuck off to tumblr" and the thread gets derailed. I don't think that person's even a mod any more

>>33035075
I have got more bans from /co/ telling me to "fuck off back to /pol/ for just saying "the art of lumberjanes is a little generic" and im talking seconds after i post.

>>33035020
Sounds like a fun lifestyle for a trap.

>>33035115
I've never seen a lumberjanes thread so I can't comment. But for me it's basically the same people yelling about comics they don't read, storytimes and moviefags

>>33035274
Thats tumblr.

>>33033846
Check out OpenXcom, it is an open-source utility that allows you to modify the gameplay in various ways.

>>33035293
That's /pol/ too.

>>33031653
$500 says most of the tumblr sites/blogs she reads are written by jews or people who take inspiration from jews.

STOP THE RIDE I WANT TO GET OFF!
http://death-2-whitecismanapes.tumblr.com/post/51615446089/ive-been-phantom-fat-raped

>>33035486
I'm not even going to follow that link, but what could "phantom fat raped" possibly mean? Did a phantom rape that person's fat? Please explain.

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>>33035486

>first sentence

Obvious b8

>captcha: srsforu

>>33035020

Post this on tumblr.

We should just encourage this insanity until it reaches critical levels and people start to shun people who go on that god forsaken website.

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I used to be ethereal, but then I found a Zod rune.

>>33035020
Check your penny privilege.

>>33033581
>implying any of these emotional wrecks could bring xirself to hang someone without being triggered in half a dozen made-up mental illnesses and being reduced to weeping in the fetal position at the very thought of it

>>33035486
Judging by the amount of Hitlers found in the archive, it's one of the ebaums or 9gag trolls.

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>>33031653
>talking about the internet
>with your little sister
You brought this upon yourself

>>33035587
You know how gender confused people have an issue with their secondary sexual characteristics?

Well 'transfats' are like anorexics that feel they need to be morbidly obese to live and theres an invisible girth around them like personal space that people invade and thats internally raping the fat they feel but dont have yet.

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>ethereal-sexuals

Xeno-loving scum.

>>33035685
Hey man, i was just waiting for my chilli chicken panini to warm up, a man has needs.

>>33035717
W-what?

Do people really believe this?

>>33035754
White people do. They don't have a cultural identity anymore, to be proud of being white is to be a nazi skinhead in societies eyes today. They latch onto whatever they can

>>33031653

I returned from working overseas to find my younger sister with dyed hair, wearing heavy goth makeup, all sorts of piercings, and wanting to study a bachelor of arts.

>Single mother

All body mods are now gone, she is studying medicine, dating a physicist, and has a practical understanding of all the important social topics (Marxism, niggers, Muslims, the importance of ethnocentricity).

Be a man and correct the erroneous behavior of your family. If you don't, who will?

>>33032618
Hey, that's my girlfriend's birthday!

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>>33035639

>>33035717
wat the fuck man

>>33032605
I found vic's radio. watch out for those death claws

>>33033872
Sorry friend take my feels

>>33035654
>killing is hard
>SJW are incapable of violence
Wha.....what world do you live in?

>>33033700
Is it more cruel or benevolent to euthanize these things?

>>33031653
>letting children on the internet

>>33031653
>>33032771
>>33033692
>tfw i showed my sister all this degeneracy and asked her what she thinks about it
>she thinks they are fucking retarded bitches with victim complexes who whine too much and it makes her angry just reading it

i barely had to do anything but i am slowly getting her and her boyfriend on my level. already got them to admit/realize that the 6 million is a myth. the next step is building a gas chamber in the spare bathroom and luring homosexuals back to our place.

>>33036465
>yfw she says "Hey bro, i've been shown this movie by my economics teacher, called "zeitgheist"? you shoudl check it out, its really opened my eyes"

>>33031653
>SJWs are now okay with incest
Hopefully this will kill their credibility with the general public even faster.

>>33036634
i'd literally just need to tell her that it is all bullshit and she wouldn't question it too much. she knows i like conspiracy theories so if i tell her that it is fake she'll assume i have looked into it.

>>33036727
It's called 'free love' shitlord!

>>33036450

Each tumblr post is a blood curdling screech for release from their mentally ill torment.

>>33036727
>implying you can tell whether the person in the giant cartoon dog mask is a family member or not

>>33036727
One word bro: NAMBLA.

>>33036634
>>33036777
What's wrong with Zeitgeist?

>>33036968
no
No
NO
NOOOOOO

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>>33037066

>>33036727
I am curious about which comes first incest or pedophiles.

I figured necrophilia and bestiality will come sometime later after one if not both.

>>33037114
It's finally happening. The SJWs have gone so hopelessly insane that they now advocate child sexual abuse.

>>33037124
b-but I'm serious

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>>33037335
google it
for future reference if you aren't trolling, this is guaranteed replies if you do it right.

>>33031653
Link? Google may have gone autistic on me. It shows 4chan as top result and no tumblr in the first few pages.

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>>33037251
>But it's totally okay, the kids are really special and you don't understand because you're privileged.

>>33037335
Its edgier bullshit than loose change.
You cannot find a singular example of fedorathiesm meets randyian "virtue of slefishness" adolescent teenage entitlement philosophy than zeitgheist.

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>>33037432
>prepubescent children are sexually aware enough to make the accurate determination of whether they're a boy or girl regardless of their genitals or chromosomal makeup! This means they're sexually aware enough to have sex!

It only takes one more tiny leap of logic before they come to this conclusion. You know it's true. We must fight the insanity before it goes too far.

>>33037335
If you arent in highschool anymore you really shouldn't buy that shit.
Or maybe lay off the marijuana for a bit m8

>>33035867

Shit, teach me your ways. I might be able to save my sister from a life time of raising a pack of boons by her self.

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>>33037066
Zeitgeist is full-blown fedora gaytheism. Everything about it has been debunked. Anyone who takes it seriously needs to go to their nearest church and beg God to forgive them for their blatant stupidity. Pic related.

>>33037518
That pic. Freaking Saved! Thank you Anon!

>>33037521
You must be swift as a coursing river.
With all the force of a great typhoon.
With all the strength of a raging fire.
Mysterious as the dark side of the moooooooon.

>>33036777

>777

Shit nigga

>mfw transwoman
>mfw jewish TERFs invaded tumblr and started this bullshit specifically to discredit transmen and women
>mfw they call us truscum

seriously, go to tumblr and search for truscum
their argument is that you don't need to experience gender dysphoria to be trans... the entire premise of being transgendered is being unable to even function as your assigned gender.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_dysphoria

the amount of "non presenting", "non dysphoric" FtM's on tumblr is fucking stupid.

>>33037251

Check your privilege you ageist scum!!

You can't ban love!!

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>>33032669

>this thread

>>33037689
You don't need to explain that crazy attention whores are crazy attention whores transanon.
Telling us the modern tumblr whore is an attention whore is like telling us the sun will rise in the morning.

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>>33037605

>>33034679
>This shit will literally be a real thing within the month

>>33032465
>tfw friendzoned by my hand

4chankin here. I am the spirit of 4chan trapped within the body of a human. All day in my head, all I hear is retard anons calling each-other niggers and faggots. Those anons are so quirky sometimes :3

Isn't that so wacky? XD

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>>33038001

>>33038103
>m00t deletes the site
>you are forced to kill yourself

>>33038103
>DIdn't use the term "le" ironically once
IMPOSTER! GET OUT OF HERE 9GOG!

Do you ever worry that theres more of them than there is of us?

I dont sometimes when i can't sleep.

>>33038214
They're a dying race. They exist now only because they are allowed to. Our technology and infrastructure has created a bubble for them temporarily to coincide. This bubble will be gone in the next few hundred years as no right-minded, wage earning male would ever reproduce with them.

>>33038305

>this

They'll all starve during the next happening. They're too incompetent to survive without whitey's advanced infrastructure and safety nets and AA jobs and supermarkets.

As soon as we reach a point where the economy stalls and people will no longer be able to work in air conditioned offices and then drive to a store for food, that'll pretty much be the end of liberalism.

If nothing else, these retards are dying faster than they reproduce. Its like nature has installed some sort of fail-safe in humanity in case we reach a point where our society enables genetic perversions to survive and reproduce.

Most of them are murdering their own offspring because they like the power trip of being able to abort/murder human beings.

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Come out of the tumblr closet, /pol/

Admit it, You're obsessed with that fucking site.

>>33038214
None of them will breed anyway. Straight normalfags are still the majority

>>33038578
the tumblr shilling has increased since Dashcon I see.

Just deal with the fact that you are the punching bag of all the internet sites.

>>33038609
And yet their priests are in our schools corrupting the youth raised by right-minded people.

It truly is a cancer.

>>33038659
>you are a web site
okay, champ.

>>33038659
>Implying dashcon wasnt a false flag operation to distract is from israel

OP's post is bullshit, none of this shit exists. All of you are retarded.

>>33031653
>My sister has been brought into the tumblr cult worse than the worst /co/ moderator
good one op

>>33038727
lel spotted the tumblrfag

>>33038764
>s-sister?

>>33038764
>>33038862
nice to see /co/ has shown up.

>>33034576
>Our parent's generation was like "LOL IM GOING TO LET MY KIDS DO WHAT EVER THEY WANT BECAUSE I DONT' WANT TO OPPRESS THEM!!"
Not my parents, which has honestly set me ahead in the world.
>Everyone else spent their summer breaks jerking off and playing video games in dank rooms
>I was reading, volunteering, and making connections in the city

>Everyone else is now a home-living NEET couch potato or a scum-tier college-living NEET couch potato
>I've had multiple jobs (Great employment history) , I'm in a pretty top-tier (for Texas), university studying a marketable skill, and I've got connections to multiple lawyers and people in the state government my dad knows.

All it took was a racist old Army/police officer/ freemason dad that didn't let me quit out of JROTC, Scouts, Football, or National Honor Society; no matter how much I begged.

>>33032618
>thats my girlfriend's birthday.
hands don't have birthdays anon

>>33039013
technically they do.

>>33038578

>making fun of the laughing stock of the internet
>obsessed

Fuck off shrill.

>>33031653
Your sister is fat isn't she.

>>33037521

I took her aside, asked her why she thought she wasn't good enough to be the person she wanted to be, and helped her find a pathway to that being that person.

After I had re-established emotional dependency, I showed her studies and discussed at length the creeping decay of Western civilization and the main causes.

I explained that body mods are poor replacements for a genuine identity, and knowing your people is the key to knowing yourself.

I contact her every other week to make sure she's still on the right path.

You do not have to explain why, but what; what is the real world around them like, what they are in it, and what they should aspire to.

Also, try to avoid "DA JEWS"

im 21, female, use tumblr and im not as retarded as to declare my sexuality a random X. bitches be fucked in the head

>>33039500

btw im a grill

>>33034576
>Give them access to unlimited/unmonitored communication around the entire world, and this is the result.
Agreed on your other statements, but unlimited/unmonitored communication was an inevitablity. They should have been raised not to be retards instead.

>>33033852
Women never stop having the minds of children

>>33032715
>costnazna

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>>33034567

im sorry for your loss

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>>33034567

>>33032715
>Costanza
>delivering
>fishsticks

wut

>>33038927
>All it took was a racist old Army/police officer/ freemason dad that didn't let me quit out of JROTC, Scouts, Football, or National Honor Society; no matter how much I begged.
based

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>>33033700
>tfw your not memegender: the ultmate anti-truscum gender

>>33039405

Well what if I don't talk to her? She's been a bitch recently so I stopped talking to her.

>>33037531
>text says zeitgeist is wrong
>pic says zeitgeist is right
i don't get you

>>33039661

They could have paid attention to the kind of shit they're doing online.

>>33040400

You will talk to her when you please, about whatever you please. Speak seriously, from authority, and with concern; do not be drawn into petty arguments or become angry.

If she feels confronted by what you're saying and negatively towards you, she will reply with anything and everything she can in an attempt to irritate you.

Remember that she does not mean what she says, she has no idea what she's talking about, and that she is defending her incorrect position the only way she knows how, the way she's been encouraged to by society. You must not show that you care for her negative opinions of you, otherwise that will give her an angle.

Have relevant studies and statistics committed to memory and ready to recite, and know where you can find them for validation.

Not talking to someone because they've "been a bitch" is a woman's response.

>>33033700
>This is a safe place for those without flags (and usually without recognition) to create something to represent themselves!

The flagless genders are being oppressed by all the privileged genders with pride flags. This is the civil rights movement of our time.

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>>33034567
>thinks Bioware makes perfect games

OH GOD ITS HORRIBLE MAKE IT STOP

>>33040443
If you think the pic is evidence for Zeitgeist being correct... I got news for ya.

>>33034567
This is why women in older more civil societies stay within the home so much and are always around family. They are weakminded and susceptible to bullshit.

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>>33033903
>open minded

>>33033700
>inertiadrivenpotato reblogged this from shan-aniki and added:
>Things like this make me think Hitler was on to something.

#notalltumblrites

>>33041109
motherhood allows women to self-actualize within society
this is why Nietzsche said pregnancy was the answer to the woman-question

It's not real guys, this idiot spammed this on a bunch of boards today.

>>33040654

thnx m80

>>33031653

OP we're too old for this bullshit, this isnt our world anymore.

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>>33032669

>22

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>>33032669
Im sorry for your loss anon

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>mfw my sister has never even visited tumblr

Feels good, at least thats one thing I dont have to worry about.

>>33035075

Not really, did you miss the Anita thread they had where a janitor deleted very post that said the thread was off topic and should go back to /v/?

The ones in power have fallen to Tumblr, whether the rest of /co/ likes it or not.

>>33033981
Killing her and disloving her body in an acidic or caustic solution could work.

>>33031653
Social Darwinism, let the unfit die for its own incompetence.

>>33038659

Oh man even people off 4chan are laughing at the dashcon thing

>watching AH Lets Play
>they make a joke about making a giant ballpit in minecraft
>suggest replacing the tower of pimps with an extra hour in it

I lost my shit.

>my sister made a tumblr a few months ago

>in this time period, she has become obsessed with Doctor Who,
>gone through pescatarian, vegatarian, vegan, and fuckknowswhatelse phases
>Come out to our parents as genderfluid bisexual
>begun hanging out with every shitskin in her classes while completely ignoring the white classmates. I asked her why and she said it was because she wanted to distance herself from the "white oppressor"

What do I do, /pol/? I don't want to give up, but I don't know if it's possible to bring her back.

Also, she is a raving Israel supporter.

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>>33035595

I know this exact pain.

Whenever my sister brings it up I just tell her to take her vagina politics outside.

Worlds fucked pretty soon. Jews, no Jews, Illuminati no Illuminati. We all gotta agree we're near the end of this weird post cold war gender exploration liberalism shit. I hope.

Either that or we'll just have an 80s style backlash and go right back to it.

Look guys if shit really really hits the fan at least in the US and things go all the way. Let's keep the truly crazy shit a tad tight okay. Blue pill red pill whatever most people will just get fucking scared of you if you're in a righteous militia and you start bringing up Jews. We've got our own stuff to settle if things go turner diaries they go that way but they haven't and they won't for a while. If the Jews are hitler level elders of zion bad we'll get to that. You know what I mean guys?

If you're cleaning a room you do the thing that will smell bad fastest first. Then priority down that list. you know?

>>33043156
>Also, she is a raving Israel supporter.
Wow, jut wow

>>33032612
>limit when she can access tumblr
>not blocking the whole god damn site

>>33043061
That's the thing though. I don't think I could kill her over what she could hypothetically do. I know it's safer to do it before I find out the hard way or before she might start telling people I'm a rapist. That's when the motives in the case would be overwhelming and then I'm twice as fucked in court and feeling guilt as well. If it is left as a false rape accusation, I have no feeling of guilt. Of course they could label me a sociopath.

I just over-examine everything and map out each possible situation and how not to get fucked over, but with the way our judicial processes turn out for rape cases, the odds of me or anybody else that could be falsely accused of rape actually being found innocent are minuscule. All a woman has to do is say that she was raped and the defendant's credibility is thrown out the window. It's just like the Rosenhan Study. Once labeled a rapist, people only see them as a rapist and one without remorse too. They even accept the whole "It is rape if she regrets it" thing which is also fucking terrifying. Now I'm worrying about how much she is enjoying the sex because it could be the difference between whether or not a chick I'm having sex with will just regret it the next morning and have me locked up for "rape".

All this stress and worrying because I had to stick my dick in crazy. It's madness.

Kill the bitch Jesus fucking Christ that hurt so much to read. So sorry for you anon if my sister said that id stab her.

>>33032923
>to gain to reach my transfat
I thought transfat (identity, not the real component of food) was a fat transexual, I had no idea there were skinny people who identified as hambeasts who weren't anorexic or bulimic

>>33044163

There are people who think they're the Geth from Mass Effect.

Welcome to Tumblr, enjoy your stay, because honestly I have. Its fun as fuck watching these insane faggots I feel like David Attenborough but less British.

>>33035654
>xirself
Nice touch

>>33044163
Both of those are just used to gain sympathy points from the other "victims of oppression". The ghost fat one is like if a modern day man were to say he is a trans-salem-witch to say that he shared their experiences. It's incredibly pathetic how quickly the SJWs eat this shit up.

>>33041002
Was that pic done by Zeitgeist or to debunk them? Because their claims line up pretty well with the facts.

>>33044456
just googled it. thought it was some sort of website and not a movie. point still stands though.

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>>33035486
I refuse to believe that this isn't a troll post.

>>33033010
Not even then. There are several recorded cases of women blaming men thye never met of raping them. The only solution is to go innawoods and cut all access with civilization .

>>33038475
this

>>33043246
>Either that or we'll just have an 80s style backlash and go right back to it.
We are the 80s pt.2 already.

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>>33044651
Seriously what the fuck am I looking at? What the hell is that verbal vomit?

>>33044231
When you stare into the abyss anon...

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>>33031653
>sister dates a nigger
>mother is fine with it

"i hope our family becomes mixed soon!"

>he is an "ex" criminal/drug dealer

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>>33033981
>tfw my first time will probably be via a courtesan, with no strings attached

>>33044815

Luckily for me I have this safety line called /pol/ to keep me from descending fully.

>>33031653
Tumblr believes in SIX genders, no joke.

http://dashcon2014b.sched.org/event/9a5948b8567965b381757902efbc6441#.U9TNwxaCW2E

>>33033903
/co/ pls
go back to sucing INspector Redwood dick

>>33032612
Stupid idea, that would only create hate for her mother and her brother. She finds acceptance in her tumblr community, they make her feel special, maybe something she lacks in real life. The best thing is to do nothing to fight it, because what you fight, you make strong, but keep her mind in reality as much as possible. She'll grow out of this garbage for sure and some years later will say things like 'Oh my goood, don't remind me on thaat' with a painful smile.

>>33035075
Dude, a mod or janitor actively deletes anything sightly racist and or sexist. several /co/ users don't like this attitude and the board that creates, but mods and jans don't give two fucks. They'll keep doing it until they kick away the last semblance of sanity left of that godforsaken board.
/co/ is kill

>>33038764
read the thread /co/
its veryvreal

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>>33044823
>not killing the nig and you're family

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>>33033375

>tfw my family are raging right-wing anti-feminist pro-israel libertarians
Feels good man.

>>33043782
oathofhoratii.jpeg

>>33043246
>>33044724

Can you guys explain this "80's backlash" thing? I've never heard of it before.

>>33034567
awful
you could have done something about this anon.

>>33044823

Well put it this way: The evolutionarily unsuccessful branches of your family tree(your sister/her niglets) will wither and fall off, leaving the rest of the tree strong and pure.

>>33031653
Monty Python couldn't have come up with all the shit that is happening right now.

>"Yeah, they are called 'etheral-sexuals' and their gener is only apparent to other 'ethereals' and they say its okay to want to marry your children if they are ethereals because we are so rare"
Is it just me or does it look as if your sister is trying to hit on your mom?

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>>33031653
> mfw the kikes strike again.

>>33043156
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hjernevask

Link her this, force her to watch all episodes
If she doesn't budge, disown her

>>33047903
>The evolutionarily unsuccessful branches of your family tree(your sister/her niglets) will wither and fall off,
You wish.
They have more children.

>>33039821
Yep....women these days...

http://no-bucks-for-this-doe.tumblr.com/post/92393023536/music-genders

huehuheu

>>33039500
Post tits.

>>33043156
Kill her and hide the body.

>>33044823
Try and red pill them on niggers. If that doesn't work, disown them both and start up a new family yourself. Change your name for good measure.

>>33047994

>more chilrumz = evolutionary success

If that were the case. Africa would be the number one country.


Evolutionary success is adapting to one's environment and thriving. His boon nephews will parish should whitey's social structures and advanced facilities collapse under the weight of the exponentially growing boon parasite populations(and it eventually will if we continue on this path).

Whereas whitey got to this position to begin with because he adapted intelligence and used his fucking head to solve his problems instead of running around shouting OGGA BOGGA MUH DIK like a fucking ape.

If whitey's social sociality structure crashes, he will be able to survive and reimplement a better version of it(which hopefully is without the Negroids), whereas the parasites will not.

>>33031653

>etheral-sexuals
>Googling this shit on my phone

Just googled it.
Found three threads on 4chan and nothing on tumblr.

>Its legit

It's not.
It's bullshit some shill made up to use in a divide and conquer scheme, to drive conservatist anons even further away from rational discourse with the left.

You are scum.

>marry your children

is she hitting on your mom?

>>33033943
>purely logical

kek.

I'll give you that there's less opportunity for circlejerking here, but 4chan also exemplifies the much beloved male trait of shit flinging. I'll give you that discussion here is better than tumblr at least, and is unfortunately one of the better places on the internet for it because of anonymity

>>33050162

>jokingly shit posting most of the time
>same thing as being serious

The difference is when we're acting like fucking idiots, we're purposely doing it, whereas tumblr is actually serious.

When we're not fucking around, we're logical(apart from the shrills and trolls who shitpost in even serious discussions)

If you don't know that by now you're probably pretty new here.

>>33033700
this pride flag thing sounds fun, I wish I was allowed to fly mine though. Fuck those bigoted oppressors

>>33032551
That's my birthday! What do I get for my present?

>>33033852
My 26 year old sister still acts like a 10 year old sometimes.

>>33037979
Bad news dude, it already is
http://no-bucks-for-this-doe.tumblr.com/post/92393023536/music-genders

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>>33032669

ayy lmao

>>33045025
>what you fight, you make strong

INTO THE TRASH IT GOES

>>33031653
she just wants a pretext to fuck your mom
why you gotta break balls

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>>33031653
Tell her you are an ethereal dragon and open your pants zipper.

>in writing class in Chicago
>teacher describing a scene from the revue at our theater
>"one of our characters is this old Southern drunk who still believes in things like Gender roles, you know, so he acts like the last 15 years didn't happen"
>apparently it is considered ignorant and a thing to be parodied if you still think gender roles exist

this is the world we live in

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Guess this is more common experience than I thought previously:

>grow up with kid sister
>she's my best friend
>we go our separate ways in college
>come home for thanksgiving

>kid sister has been replaced with a tumblr-beast
>MUH VEGANISM
>MUH OPPRESSION
>MUH PEOPLE OF COLOR
>has a tattoo and a nose ring
>refuses to talk like a normal person
>has changed her major from econ to sociology
>dressed like miley cyrus
>whole family is incredibly uncomfortable

>starts talking about how she's dating some guy in "the city"
>obvious he's black

>try to redpill her
>throw out hard crime stats, IQ scores, poverty info
>nothing works
>tells me i'm racist and that i should go die in a fire

>mfw my dad says "well at least she's tolerant!" and laughs

Exposing women to this horeshit should be a crime against humanity. It manipulates their emotional frailty, the frailty that normally allows them to be caring souls for other people.

My kid sister is dead to me now... In her place a person I don't recognize with views wholly diametric to reality.

Fuck this gay earth.

>>33034070
Man, that sounds like fun. I remember hiring like dozens of soldiers and only keeping like 12 because I would only keep the best of the best. I never got so far as to start using psy power though.

>>33043156
if she's that easily swayed by the kike then it will be very hard to swing her back. Just hope it's an edgy teenage phase, and subtly redpill her on shit since she won't know what to say back since she's a stupid kid.

>>33052427
>twin sister going on tumblr
>I start talking to her about the crazy people on tumblr
>she agrees with me that the fandom and the political ideas are fucking crazy
>still goes on there for jokes and may mays

Should I be worried?

>>33049952
https://www.tumblr.com/search/ethegender
It's very tiny, but it's real. It's more of a reflection on how these people are making stupid shit up for no reason other than to look cool and unique

>>33044823
it's your duty to find a pure white gf to carry on the gene pool. Judging by your feels image you probably don't have one. Start lifting and carry on the future of the white race.

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>>33051613

How do these people exist?

>>33050833
>tfw twenties and still feel like a child
>tfw not a girl so can't act it

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>mfw my sister came bad from university all hyped up on feminism, poc, and homophilia
>everyone constantly rips on her remorselessly
>"careful she might tell her tranny paki socialites"
>she never brings it up again

>>33052660

Absolutely, that is how it starts.

>>33052660

Yes, anon, you should be worried.

At first the ridiculousness of tumblr/SJWism is apparent to them. But after sustained viewing they begin to slip, little by little, until their mental walls collapse and they go full retard. This is compounded in college, where such views are considered normal and good.

Looking back there were so many warning signs I missed...

Don't end up like me. Nip that shit in the bud while you still have the chance.

>>33053001
>>33053058
So what do you suppose I can do? It is not like I have any real power to stop her from using the site. I have to be a diplomat I guess. Any suggestions?

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>>33032923
I refuse to believe this. I can't imagine a tumblr person using "nigger" for a start

>>33052427

Now you faggots see why facism was so important. It gets demonized to high hell by the merchants, and their brainwashed pets, to the point where everybody automatically associates it with muh 6 trillion and general negativity, like a reflex.

I used to think like

>LOL MUH FREEDUMZ AND DEMOCRACY
>MUH LET MY KIDS WHAT EVER THEY WANT
>EVERYBODY SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHAT EVER THEY WANT!!

Like most people are these days. Now I've seen the light and know it is the only answer. I have seen where this bullshit has brought us, and foresee where it will take us.

Hopefully most of these faggots grow out of it by the time their brains reach full maturity at the age of 25, but that's pretty unlikely.

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>found out my cousin browses reddit

>>33053087

Send her to 4chan instead if she wants LE funneh may mays

>>33053087
You get her to start going to right-wing websites for jokes, like 4chan.

How old are you two? Fraternal twins?

>>33053156

And to add to that, actually show her around and be her tour guide to the internet's final form.

>>33053087

ridicule

>>33053188

>this

Start with the lehappymerchant XD XDXDXDDD maymays :^)

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>>33053087
Introduce her to 4chan? So instead of the 'le patriachy maymay', she'll laugh at 'le happy merchant'.

She'll also learn that 2D is superior to 3DPD, how to install gentoo, and the importance of keks & dubs.

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>>33053087

I think this mindset is indicative of how far we've fallen as men.

There was once a time when you could indeed stop her from doing something obviously detrimental to her health. That time is passed for most of us...

It's the same phenomenon with chastity vows and purity rings. The modern Progressive-Unitarian world considers these things unspeakably horrible because they cannot fathom a world in which strong men tell their daughters not to do things because *they said so*. And yet, if you look at the stats, religious women are normally happier, and - if they're Mormom - smarter, too.

There was a time when keeping women safe from obvious manipulation was a laudable undertaking...

Sigh.

Anyhow, if you'll excuse the pontification above, I'd say this:

You can slowly redpill her by subtle means - dropping info, etc.. 50/50 of this actually working long term.

OR

You can go full nazi and straight up tell her you think looking at that shit is bad for her health. This may make her hate you for a while, but down the road I think she'll appreciate it.

I wish I'd done the latter.

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>>33053087

While all of these NEETs recommend 4Chan, that is not going to work. In reality, there is nothing that you can do. Every woman nowadays succumbs to SJW nonsense and sending her to /pol/ is not going to stop that.

>>33053087
Block the site in your router. If she ever asks then say that the site probably doesnt work with your ISP or some bullshit.

Then tell her you know a site that's pretty much the same, and set up a reddit account for her. Unsubcribe most of the defaults and subscribe some of the less leftist subs like /r/4chan (yes I know that it's still filled with faggots but whatever). When she starts asking what this 4chan thing is then show her.

>>33040400
You should start by giving her a big hug and telling her that you do in fact love her

>>33043156
>Also, she is a raving Israel supporter.
tumblrites hate Israel