This is what happens to white males applying for a job at Facebook HQ.

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Still wasn't rejected for "cultural reasons." Daily reminder that east Asians are still preferred over white men for jobs, even if their entrance into medical school is a little more difficult (have any other evidence, Asian masculinity? Or are you willing to admit you're not actually that smart and got rejected legitimately heaps of times?)

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>>140564595

Facebook is like (((US media))), Jewish nepotism all the way at the top level.

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you just played your hand at being an autist
and the detectors went off

Zhang? White?

>Zhang
>white

>>140564595
>zhang
>white

>>140564595
>Zhang
操你妈了个逼你个傻屌 滚回家草自己吧

>>140564595
That was a frustrating read.

>Zhang
>white

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode

>>140564595
Is this supposed to be humorous in some way? I don't get it.

>>140568111
Maybe that's one of Facebook's AI bots.

My god Stanley we were kidding about the honorary white shit.

>>140568349

I've read similar chat logs. It's some HR person that screens applicants before sending them to the actual manager. They don't know anything about programming, they just have a list of qualifications and possibly knowledge questions that they need to get the exact right answer to, since they don't actually understand the context. They may as well be bots, but it's the way HR pretends it is important to choosing who to hire.

>>140564595
>you didn't say Unix you said unix-like
Yeah that's not news to anyone who has ever dealt with a human resources female, they're like that because they know nothing about the criteria they nevertheless judge, so they need everything perfectly to spec or it's literally unreadable.

I can't figure out why you broke out the autism cannon and went out blazing instead of just saying "yes, I have experience."

>>140564595
These guys have it right:
>>140568646
>>140568692
Whoever that is is a fucking retard for not just saying 'oh okay I have Unix experience'. The fucking HR bitch has no idea what bullshit the dude is talking about., she just needs to check a box.

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>HR is retarded, tries to make RMS-autist jump through hoop, declines to hire him

That's almost poetic.

>>140564595
>>140567568
>>140568111
>>140568646
>>140568692
>>140568970
>>140568970
>apply for job
>set autism to "pester and annoy"
>"it's cuz I'm white!!!!1!2!1!"

I hate these fucking people too, but we look retarded if we start playing the race card

>>140564595
>stanley zhang
>white

>>140564595
Idiot should have just written:
> UNIX - including Linux, System V, Solaris, POSIX, BIND, bash, c-shell
And would have gotten the job. What a sperg.

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>>140564595
How can someone be so dense, he even fucking explained POSIX to the bitch. It is all the same shit.

>>140564595
after second reply, you just know you won't get that job..

>>140564595
How can someone be so dumb? The bitch literally told you what she was looking for and told you to update your resume. Just paste the fucking keyword on to your resume and get an interview.

Autist fucks up entry-level shit test, is denied internship. I do shit like this all the time to weed out autists. Nothing kills the productivity of a crew of functioning white men like some neck bearded autist.

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>>140567741
>>140567979
>>140568073
Holy shit is that how China spells 'white'???

>>140565592
Chinks aren't as aggressive when negotiating salaries

>>140570176
>Curing autism with more autism

Yea, that'll fucking work!

>attempting to use logic with HR
He should have screamed at the wall. It would have been more productive.

>>140564595

>Zhang
>white male

>>140568073

"Call your mother a forced you a silly cock roll home grass yourself"

>>140564595
So, facebook is hiring people for programming positions, and their hiring people have no idea about anything related to computers, huh?

Facebook is going to be outsourcing to software companies soon, aren't they?

>>140569045
>Whoever that is is a fucking retard for not just saying 'oh okay I have Unix experience'. The fucking HR bitch has no idea what bullshit the dude is talking about., she just needs to check a box.

It does seem understandable that if you're applying for a position requires a certain background that the person doing the screening would have some idea of what that background even means, especially when it's explained to them.

>>140570689
Which means what? They don't deserve the negative effect of affirmative action? Are you simply admitting that this is literally about keeping wages down via crashing the minimal acceptable standards whilst holding white males to even higher standards?

>>140568646
>>140569045
>>140570839
HR is literally the worst department for any company. The whole "profession" is nuisance for both sides. Because potential talent has to jump through their hoops and the actual business has to pay for them to construct these hoops that more often than not fail the objective of hiring the best.

>>140568073
Grass urself

>>140564595
no this is what happens when people of any sex or color get blocked by clueless HR-drones.
This for once has nothing to do with race or gender, its just HR that needs to die.

>>140568339
Remember that SpongeBob episode where Man Ray tries to give Patrick back his wallet and he won't take it? It's basically that.

>>140568073
操 And 草 should be 肏 which is fuck

>>140570758
lmao

>>140571366
No, it isn't understandable. You think ANY company has an HR department that knows fuck all about anything? If they knew anything, these useless bitches wouldn't be in HR in the first place.

To be honest though, this idiots failure to understand what someone is prodding them to do makes them unsuitable for any kind of corporate job so it's good that they passed on him.

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>>140564595
>zhang
>white

>>140564595
I got a call for electrical engineering position and the HR person asked if I had "experience with engineering tools"

could not be more vague

>>140572057
I don't consider HR departments to be rational, but for a young person that's inexperienced with such bullshit then yeah it's understandable to me that they'd expect a company to have some idea about what they're even hiring.

>>140572852
Who the fuck thinks HR does the actual hiring?

>>140571260
This is for an internship, but no, the hiring decisions are made by other people who are (hopefully) technical or at least who know enough about technology to make informed decisions. This conversation was probably the 1st step in a series of steps, and he was probably talking to some HR drone whose job it is to filter candidates based on, literally, the exact wording on their resumes.

I hope the "white" devfag learned a lesson -- never engage or trust normies if you can avoid it.

>>140570176
Thank you for the tutorial anon

>>140573323

I work for the government. HR _definitely_ does the hiring. They don't know anything about the actual work, the environment, and they're not even located in the same building, but they vet applicants, filter resumes, take part in interviews, and basically run the show.

>>140574357
Haha are you in the territories by chance?

I used to work IT up in Whitehorse and the HR lady (fat 40 something native in charge of hiring) came in and asked me "what a Linux was" when we were looking for a developer.

Made me cringe thinking of all the quality applicants she probably rejected while she sat there drinking her half and half (half coffee half mouthwash).

>>140574357
Huh. Well that explains why government is so completely fucked up then.

Corporate world, HR provides 'candidates'. Except they don't even really do that, 9 times out of 10 the hiring manager provides the candidate they think will be good. Or HR contacts a 'sourcer' who is 'HR except not a total dildo' and they provide the resumes. HR then coordinates the interview process with whoever the hiring manager wants to take part. Then the hiring manager determines who they want, and HR basically works out the paperwork.

>>140564595
You can tell that the interviewer has no real knowledge of the systems, and is merely parroting words back then didn't want to look "ignorant" by defending their ignorance passive aggressively. Sad, but common in this day and age. Although it sounds like he is talking to the HR department I bet the interviewer as tech in their title sadly. Society is doomed.

>>140575278
It's why most corporate environments are so fucked. We recently had to make HR change it so that the department managers were screening applications because HR was marking 90% of all resumes received, even for the lowest level customer service jobs as "no relevant experience."

Which I figure is codeword for "too white male for the job."

>We need UNIX
OP: I have something that is more or less UNIX
>We need UNIX
OP: I have something UNIX-like
>My job is to hire a person with a resume that strictly and literally says they know UNIX
OP: I sorta know it
>if you are unwilling to claim you have the specific term that I seek to hear then your resume does not conform to our needs
OP: This must be because I'm a white male!!!

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>>140564595
> 1 post by this ID
Anon should have just parroted what the requirements stated. HR doesn't give a shit about precision, and middle management doesn't actually care if anyone can get the job done. All of these problems have been solved, sysadmin is braindead easy one you're settled in, and the rest of it is just fucking around. They just want people who know the whole thing is BS, and how to play along.

>>140576294
A FUCKING LEAF

>>140576294
t. never worked in programming

It is literally learning on-the-job. When you show up at a new company you generally have to learn their language and mold your work around their needs.

>>140571118
I had a classmate in high schol with the last name "zheng" who was actually german

>>140571118
I had a general during the civl war with the last name "lee" who actually hated niggers

>>140577926
It doesn't matter if it's a programming job, it doesn't matter if it learning on the job. OP had to do one thing. Just one thing. He had answer the recruiter's question with "yes I know X" without using the terms more-or-less or -like. He failed. He was asked several times and failed. He didn't get the job. I'm glad this is /pol/ related.

>>140567621
>>140567741
>>140567979
>>140569752
>>140571118
>>140572335
jesus christ /pol/

>>140570176
and the hr guy proved he didnt get it multiple times. but he kept at it. whos the real autist?

>>140564595
>Zhang
>White male