PASTEBIN
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https://notehub.org/b1v5b
RUNDOWN
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>[Hurricane continues to charge]
>Windspeed 185MPH, tracked for possibly 200+
>Pressure 913mb, could fall below 900
>Lesser Antilles currently being hit; heavy rain Puerto Rico
>Next reconnaissance at 5:00PM EST
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, water, and gas
>If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on
LINKS
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http://trackthetropics.com/irma
https://www.tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
>Real-Time Irma Guidance
http://www.ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/
>Storm Visualization:
https://www.windy.com/
Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
http://www.floridadisaster.org
>Hurricane Preparedness
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php
Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
http://twcclassics.com/audio/years.html
STREAMS
========
https://www.pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/
http://streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio
http://www.mahobeachcam.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJDDxaq_C5M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3OHZHHPU9k
https://codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/
>>140534525
lets do this
Southern PA here, any chance of catching this shit?
whats the latest on US landfall?
Why does /pol/ hate Cubans?
>>140534803
According to the latest models, it's going to hit Philly, if it even makes landfall.
>>140534757
you're dead, you fucking quaker
>>140534803
South Florida fucking catastrophic as fuck
>>140534909
they are delicious sandwiches
>>140534803
https://twitter.com/WPLGLocal10/status/905522928112029697
You were too slow, namefag.
>>140534414
>>140534414
>>140534525
FLO-RIDA anons check-in
>>140534950
And after Philly is destroyed nobody bothers to rebuild it. Just like the roads; it's always someone else's responsibility. le philly shrug
/ourguy/ is live
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yoJMpVrAkWGQ
>>140534757
SW PA Here. Like normal a bunch of rain and gray skies, but that's everyday of our miserable fucking existence.
>>140535200
Also 904. All the scaredy cats below us are already on 95.
>>140534757
>Southern PA
Southern PA will be a smoking crater after this mess. you better evacuate
>>140534803
Miami direct hit
>>140535415
Already is
>>140534652
'least I have chicken.
>>140535422
We'll see how their city fairs 25 years after Andrew.
>>140535422
as of 2pm today
Check your local shelters to see if they need people to foster the animals before the storm arrives. Dangerous for volunteers to have to take care of them at the shelters and safer for the animals.
Waiting for Florida refugees
https://www.pscp.tv/w/bH7-JzF6WUtiZ1l3b05vamV8MXlvSk1wVnJBa1dHUR5bq0kys999meE20NQFKNaNtOIbqXOz9jC2GCGonR9y
THE HURRICANE GOAT HAS ARRIVED
>>140535375
im /comfy/ in east jax
if things actually get 2spooky5me im heading into middleburg
I'm in a decent sized town that's west of Charlotte , NC, I was 3 years old when Hugo hit but this area remembers it well and it's creepy how similar this storm's path is to that. The only real dif is it went straight for us in the Carolinas instead of what looks like Florida first then maybe us. So I am a bit concerned.
>>140535546
I think human lives are a little more important than pets right now.
>>140535857
I have a hotel booked in Alabama just in case.
Jax anon here. My family wants to evac, I want to stay. I have about 13 gallons of drinking water and canned food, and a .45. I think I'll board up tomorrow and hope for the best.
>>140535945
I live in charlotte and no one thinks it's going to hit us. I just laugh since I have everything I need as far as food and water. Also a fucking 50gal drum of fuel.
For Hugo we didn't have power for almost 2 weeks. The city wasn't prepared. It's not prepared now.
Lol
>>140537069
it just wiped an entire island, or like 90%.of it.
if you have any option, I'd maybe reconsider.
>>140534909
im 1/16th cuban and also look like che gueverra
i suppose theyre okay
>>140535857
Hodges and Atlantic here. Ready to bug out if necessary but hanging if cat 3 or less.
>>140537069
If it's anything stronger than a cat 3 just leave. Also what flood evacuations zone are you in?
http://maps.coj.net/DuvalProperty/
no that good news : (
HOLY FUGGG
https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/905530521689747458
what are you doing while its windy in US of A?
>90% of buildings in Barbuda have been damaged.
Well at least construction sector will boom over there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga9gMYetVrw
PRESS F
>>140538189
BBQing.
>>140538181
THAT FUCKING SOUND
THE SOULS OF THE BARBUDANS
>>140538209
RIP BARBUTA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApGSCxFKk5k
>>140538181
>Sideways rain
Ayy lmao
what the fuck happened this year
why are we suddenly getting three major storms in the span of a week
why do people even bother trying to live in the Caribbean
this is some serious fuckery going on
What last longer in a hurricane 1 shed or 1000 Barbudans?
>>140538189
Grilling indoors :^)
>>140534525
It's fucking nothing. We are never going to see something Katina tier ever again. Only a weak cat 4 that will soon be downgraded to a cat 3.
>>140535200
North Palm Beach. Haven't decided on leaving yet. How shit is traffic going to be tomorrow?
>>140535857
st aug here. gettng the house ready to be boarded up. work gonna be closed sun-tues. its bout to get /comfy/
>>140538356
Katrina was followed by Wilma so 2005 was pretty wild also..we've been in a dry spell thank fuck it's broken
>>140538356
end times, my friend
>Trump is elected
>Solar eclipse across America
>Two hurricanes in as many weeks destroying the nation
Could you yanks have any more of a sign from god?
>>140534525
Fug. Someone could get hurt in Cuba.
>>140538308
>>140538181
>the voice of irma
scary
>go to grocery store
>line in the water aisle waiting for the next shipment
>walk to freezer section
>plenty of ice still available
>grab 5 bags and walk out laughing
>>140538181
Are there ghosts in there?
you kids need better organization with this threads
theres like 3 active now wtf
Isn't it nice to have an educational happening?
Sure many people's lives will be ruined but at least /pol/ has gained many meteorological experts.
>>140538526
holy fuck
>>140537997
Am in a white zone. And my house is on a hill. Not worried about floods.
>>140538277
>digits
wew lad
captcha: storefronts
>>140538526
>>140538450
very shit. it'll be very very shit on friday. saturday will be clear, owing to the roads being gone.
>>140538534
i saw that here and thought the same thing. would've done it if i didn't already have water
>>140538356
Shemitah
>>140537069
fuck jacksonville. hope it goes down, and i'm only 20 miles south
>>140538534
That's like five gallons of water at most, just fill containers with tap water at that point
>>140538538
Barbudans.
>>140538534
>BUYING ice and water
topkek
>>140535200
Deland here, shits gunna be fun
>>140538526
F
>>140538450
Go during 1am - 5am or it's probably gonna be bad
>>140538526
Reminder that this is what happened to Barbuda
>BREAKING NEWS: Tropical Storm Jose has now strenghten into a category 1 hurricane.
>>140538356
I would rather get raped by hurricanes over getting exploded by yellowstone or north korean nukes
>>140538534
What are you going to use all of that ice for when it only clips Florida as a weak cat 3?
>>140538534
How is Ice easy to store though? Not much better than filling containers with tap water
>>140538181
fucking absurd
what happened to barbuda? no fake news
>>140538356
Gods judgment anon
This is what happens to the sinful like sodom and gomorrah.
This is just the beginning.
>>140538534
>ice
so frozen tap water?
>>140535200
321 here
this should be fun
>>140534525
I live in Miami for work. Flying back home tomorrow and probably never returning. This city is a shithole and this hurricane will bring out the worst in an already fucked up group of people
what kind of damage is expected from this hurricane when it reaches florida?
will it tear houses apart? flood? is there a chance it'll just be some scary commotion and a power outage?
>>140538766
im hearing 1000 dead..on an island with 1600~
>>140538538
you tell me PR...
>>140538800
I plan to melt it obviously.
>>140538842
It's filtered. Same as the water those idiots were waiting for
how bad is it going to be in the 727?
>>140535945
NC here, I live in the Triangle and I wasn't born when Hugo happened but I remember Fran. No power for almost 2 weeks. I hope that doesn't happen again.
LADS! LADS! JOSE IS MIGRATING ILLEGALLY!!
Jaxfags, quick survey:
You staying?
>>140538818
90 % of buildings gone
1 comfirmed dead.
>>140535945
>>140537401
Also in Charlotte. This seems eerily like Hugo, and no one is talking about it. Power goes out around here in regular storms all the time. I'm stocking up today. Also gonna take off work for two days around the storm so I can live stream Charlotte destruction kek.
>>140538526
there was some blurb earlier which said no deaths.
confused.exe.jpg
>>140538818
>90% of buildings destroyed
unsure of death toll but probably significant
>>140538882
depends where the eye goes
>Irma had her full untouched energy to unload on Barbuda
no wonder the entire place is dead
>>140538703
We have a lot of niggers, yea, but they mostly live in flood zones so hopefully their shitbox lowriders will be the first to go. Also why all the hate? I'm out here making a living same as anyone :'(
>>140534909
They used to be cool but now they are liberals. Also they need to learn to speak fucking English
>>140538912
this has to be bait lol
>those idiots
anon you were there too doing the same fucking thing
>>140538251
>this
>>140538912
I get it but it's not like Ice comes with a storage container. It's literally no better than storing tap water at your house.
>>140538919
im still in 305...
>>140538882
Total destruction
>>140538450
everyone is going to want to go north so ide try and cut across the state and head north from there but im sure thatll be fucked too because tampa is /pussmode/
>>140538526
Interview?
>>140538992
Irma is currently stronger than when it hit Barbuda
>>140538526
<1k deaths
but dont Barbuda only have 1.6k people in it?
What the fuck O_O
>>140538710
We need to honor the fallen Barbudans. can we adopt them as /ourpeople/?
HERE WE GO
>>140534909
Cubans are bro-tier.
>>140538538
Hope you didn't have any beef with Barbudans, because their spirits sound pretty angry.
>>140539036
holy shit anon get out of there please
>>140538766
>>140538897
I believe it.
imra is going further beyond
https://youtu.be/U4pMQv46vz4
>>140535200
352. Bretty safe here.
>>140538953
I hope he becomes a cat 5 and hits Miami right after Irma
>>140538949
Fran was bad because of all the rain before the hurricane hit
Puerto Rico is kill lads
F
https://mobile.twitter.com/Breaking911/status/905530521689747458
>>140539107
please hit Miami twice
only ONE FATALITY IN BARBUDA
ONE
>>140539094
pressure is back to dropping again...hopefully she gets to 190mph winds
>>140539107
I can't take it
>>140535200
904, Southside.
Debating leaving on Friday ;_;
>>140539107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q91hydQRGyM
new route calculations
>>140538897
They took a direct hit from the most powerful hurricane ever recorded in the Atlantic Basin. I hope 60% of the population isn't dead, but I also wouldn't be surprised.
Released 11 Years 9 Months Ago
>>140539166
>>140539240
Yeah, Barbuda
>>140539107
the ride never ends
>>140539027
I dont think you get it. They were waiting in line for water off a truck that is arriving in two hours, allegedly.
Water was already there, in the form of ice.
>>140539032
I have a giant gatorade cooler I plan to store it in as it slowly melts.
>>140539107
Why are you doing this HAARP
>>140539183
Irma is sucking a lot of energy out of the water and cloud coverage will cool it, probably will be pretty low teir storm
>all those Brits in Florida
>direct British possessions being fucked by Irma
Who pissed off Neptune?
>>140539240
ONE THOUSAND
>>140539107
Its coming to finish off Barbuda
>>140539303
Isn't this just a day after tomorrow rip off?
>>140538356
It happens every year. About 20 storms that result in about 10 hurricanes. Bound to get a string of bad ones eventually.
September 2004 had
cat 3
cat 4
cat 4
cat 5
>>140538181
any odds Jose actually hits the states?
>>140539097
No! Only 1 death comfirmed. We don't know the full deathtoll yet. There was shelter there.
>>140539293
Would be funny as hell desu
>>140539229
I don't believe that's puerto rico. Winds weren't getting that fast there.
hurricanes are not real! Take off your tinfoil and get a life.
>>140539229
If the storm doesn't kill me, that wind would literally frighten the shit out of me.
PICTURES OFBARbUDA WHEREPICTURES OFBARbUDA WHEREPICTURES OFBARbUDA WHERE
>>140535200
Tampafag here looking for excuses to duck work
>>140539450
On Twitter, and check Snapchat map
>>140539382
Good point
>>140539285
try booking a hotel in middleburg or stark or some shit? try and stay off the highways, youll be a sitting duck
>>140539229
>>140539229
SAVE PUERTO RICO PLSSSS SOMEONE
>>140538181
THOMAS THE TRAIN MAKING A STOP AT ASSRAPE ISLAND
JAX NIGGERS REPORT IN
WHO STAYING
WHO LEAVING
HOWS THE TRAFFIC OUT THERE ON 95
>>140538619
>>140538761
>>140539075
figured. looking like I'll just bunker down and stay. stay safe anons.
live here in /miami/ about 50 feet from the beach. not leaving, just gonna be some rain and wind. govt has deal with local news to inc ratings and publix/home depot to scare people every year. and it lets them push climate change lie.
Any good live streams to watch in the hurricanes path?
>>140539395
>1 cat 5
>possible second cat 5 jose this week
>>140539533
there are none
>>140535945
I was in Concord for that. Shit was nuts. Saw a fucking cat fly by the window.
>>140538526
Who the fuck is she? How does she know? Twitter is the fakest news
>>140539000
It isn't all shit. Just hate going there cause I hate big cities in general. If we could redirect this fucker to ATL, I think that'd be best case scenario. Fuck ATL
NEW JEFF RT
NEW JEFF RT
NEW JEFF RT
SOUTH FLA IS GONNA GET FUKT
>>140539779
she is verified so idk
Seems only one died on Barbuda:
>https://twitter.com/itsreallybri/status/905523762073919491
>>140539806
REST
IN
PEACE
MIAMI
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q2CzQclKQc
I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE DESTRUCTION :<
>>140539806
AND SHES STILL GROWING THIS IS ON CURRENT ANALYSIS
>>140539806
Blue shed
>>140538962
The '1000+ deaths' is unconfirmed, bad line, misheard = probable BS, for now.
The '90% properties damaged/destroyed' seems to be more or less legit.
Accordingly, the '1 confirmed death' (was also from way back) would equally appear wildly optimistic.
>>140539107
I WAS BORN IN THE SUCK ZONE BITCH!
>>140539707
I'm staying in Baker for it with friends. God's speed to all 904 nigs
>>140539707
i enjoy the things i own so im hunkering down. only goncern is nogs who think looting will be a viable option
>captcha:storefronts
>>140539914
they only have 1 major town so idk
>>140539900
This is St. Croix you mong
>>140539707
No reason for you to leave. Florida won't be getting much of anything.
Which do you choose
Branson Watch = 00:08:00 since last tweet
>Expecting full force of Hurricane #Irma in about 4 hours, we’ll retreat to a concrete wine cellar under the house
https://twitter.com/richardbranson/with_replies
>>140538526
Ok so Imra just passed Barbuda and now its headed to Puerto Rico at full strength. HOLY SHIT.
>>140539806
jeff better stream this shit
Any updates from Puerto Rico?
>>140538181
Fucking game over
Jose already 75MPH, keep growing little buddy!
Hurricanes are fun to track but give me an F5 Tornado any time. they know how to destroy shit without question
>tfw your country lost the last of its overseas colonies.
stupid wind.
>>140540014
the one that doesnt hit ny
OH SHIT
>>140539107
Oh for fuck sake.
>>140534525
>american buildings
>wood construction
>storm is coming up
>everything is destroy
>mfw Jose is coming in for the finishing move
>>140540014
They all fuck me in the ass.
>>140540014
#teamred
>>140539900
St. Croix was too far south to get major devastation. They got some rough chop and 30kt gusts, but that's it.
Tell it to me straight. I'm on the coast in Brevard County, I've been asleep for the last 9 hours and last I heard it was gonna be off the coast by a long shot.
It it still like that or is the happening back on?
>>140540147
Irma can actually knock it out of play..sadly
>>140540043
Confirmed on periscope that he is chasing Irma.
>>140539901
Fucking right? Blowing my mind right now
>>140540107
lucky for France no matter how many hurricanes hit
https://www.windy.com/?2017-09-11-00,26.795,-80.848,7
RIP west palm beach.
>>140539745
Spoken like a true florida patrician
But seriously you're probably fucked
>>140539107
kek
>>140539957
Nog here, you must not have been around Jacksonville very long. Early in the 90's several efforts were made to develop interstates and highways around primarily black neighborhoods to keep the blacks and poor whites isolated, and give the middle class whites clear passage to their homes on the rural outskirts and the beaches after they get their jobs done in Downtown.
Even if there were dedicated looters who rallied up a vehicle and got enough gas to drive all the way from Moncrief to Orange Park, they'd be more likely to loot a retail store or something because they know many jacksonville home owners carry heat.
We aren't THAT dumb.
t. nog who escaped arlington to riverside/downtown/springfield through years of hard work and social networking with YT
>tfw ur google image test is "identify pictures of Jaguars"
>>140540023
If Sir Dick aint publicity whoring, all comms are guaranteed dead, or, he is.
>>140540147
NC/VA SUCKERPUNCH AFTER IRMA KILLS MIAMI
>>140540186
I'm in indialantic, thinking about going mainland. Looking worse than before, just hope it hits before it gets up to us.
>>140539745
my brain tells me this is likely true, but my balls are scarred to call their bluff on this one. got lucky with matthew here in palm beach.
>>140539806
Will it hit at category 4 or 3
>>140540186
>Off the coast by a long shot
Boy Mr.321 were you wrong.
>>140540014
is that one going straight to houston? or is that something else?
>>140539229
Not PR.
>>140540371
Miami is fucked
>90% of the buildings destroyed
lmao
>>140540394
im still in Monroe county..i havent left yet, should i
>>140537069
If you stay you deserve death
I just got in and saw http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT11/refresh/AL112017_5day_cone_no_line_and_wind+png/204937_5day_cone_no_line_and_wind.png
uhhh, methinks this is gonna be Biblical, too.
813 - Not going to leave.
Have new house with metal shutters.
just want beer and internet
>>140540158
U north so u good
>>140540153
Sorry rico, round two will be worse. Hope it kills all you fuckers. Hopefully my retarded puerto rico shitfuck of a neighbor hangs himself when he realizes his shitty homeland is fucking rubble
954 here
Didn't know you fags north of Okeechobee were such pussies. I ain't going nowhere. My house has been standing for half a century and will continue to. Only cowards run.
>2015/2016 - Election madness, Trumpmania, meme magic, Kek's glorious return
>2017 - Hurricane rape season
Fucking hell America, it's nonstop entertainment. God bless. Be safe FL fags
>>140540158
US is quite big- West Coast gets quaked often, everything in the middle gets nado'd, south around mississippi gets flooded, and hurricanes ravage the south east and east coast.
North is safe, tho.
>>140540147
SHIT NED IT'S COMIN RIGHT FOR US
>>140540023
BTW, don't tape your fucking windows. It can make it worse. You'd rather the windows shatter into a million little pieces, not break into giant impaling shards.
Is it worth keeping track of this St. Croix Caravelle Hotel stream?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q2CzQclKQc
Looks a little windy but id hardly call the weather bad. Will it happen on here or should i find a new cam?
>>140534525
why are there so many threads about this when it wont even reach shores till fucking Saturday? This shit is so popular only to spite nothing happening.
>>140540043
He will be, he said he's not going to be "at a car worsh" this time though, meaning any outside building. So we'll get a stream from inside of some reinforced building.
>>140540683
No, it never was
>>140540147
This will be the one to fuck NYC
>>140540523
>Miami is fucked
would seem to be the one point everyone agrees on. Everyone apart from the idiots who live there, that is.
SUMMARY OF 500 PM AST...2100 UTC...INFORMATION
----------------------------------------------
LOCATION...18.8N 65.4W
ABOUT 40 MI...60 KM NW OF ST. THOMAS
ABOUT 55 MI...85 KM ENE OF SAN JUAN PUERTO RICO
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...185 MPH...295 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...WNW OR 285 DEGREES AT 16 MPH...26 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...914 MB...26.99 INCHES
>>140540683
Dude, it passed St. Croix like 8 hours ago. It's over PR now.
>>140540023
What is Mike Enoch doing in the hurricane?
>>140540759
Cheers lad
>>140538181
>that noise.
Fug
THE ATLANTIC HAS PRODUCED SIX STRAIGHT HURRICANES
>FRANKLIN
>GERT
>HARVEY
>IRMA
>JOSE
>KATIA
>>140540324
ive got feral nogs to my east and west. im not worried about city lotters im more worried about the ones in tanglehood and the ones before cassat
I don't understand why anybody would choose to live in Florida.
Jose isn't a threat to the USA. Just the lesser antilies.
>>140539011
Florida fag here. Fucking this. Miami should cease.
it's time to panic
>>140540685
Already wiped an island off the map you self centred tard.
>>140534525
Irma is a slut. America is about to get one hell of a blowjob.
DOWN 8 millibars. IT IS GETTING STRONGER! CAN U FEEL IT?
>mfw people actually evacuate hurricanes
they're showing live footage again
looks bad guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFMMlKvRe2U [Embed]
Culebra is kill. Not clear how long internet will stay up.
>>140540023
too bad irma didnt get him
hopefully jose will
>>140538181
WHAT THE FUCK IT SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMNED TRAIN
>>140535200
239 here. Yesterday I thought I was fucked. Thank god it will turn.
New track guidance released, shifted slightly to west back towards Florida.
>>140540685
It destroyed 90% of Barbuda.
>>140538181
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KEK COMMETH!
>>140540158
I'm in older brick and some sort of hardwood that neighbors and friends think is groovy.
It's withstood some gnarly tornadoes. But yea, all that stuff like pic related is kill.
>>140540645
im 954 too, but I might leave
IRMA IS LITTERALY DANCING THROUGH THESE ISLANDS TO DIRECT IMPACT MIAMI
>>140540928
It's nothing like I-95 during '92.
>>140539232
>Miami Twice
Thanks for the idea.
Also rolling for this to happen.
>>140540973
Culebra :(
new forecast as of a few minutes ago
Miami is fucked
>>140535200
954 ima die
>>140535200
407 and hunkering down here. Already supplied and armed.
>will probably not be able to shoot any looters because I live in the woods
At least I can shoot trees or something :(
So did it actually destroy Barbuda or whatever the hell that place is called?
Official proof?
>>140540953
i'm anticipating the 190mph wind upgrade..i can feel it happening
The ICON model is showing the same path that was predicted a few days ago.
Irma will hit the bahamas and then jet north. It will not go any further south.
Keep watching that 90 degree jump all the way to North Carolina.
https://www.ventusky.com/?p=26.1;-71.3;5&l=wind&t=20170909/18&m=icon
>mfw it's fucking nothing yet again
>mfw ITS HAPPENING fags don't understand what being in a hurricane is actually like
I'd only be a bit concerned if I were in Miami or the east coast, even then it's just rain and wind.
>INB4 ITS CAT 5 BRO!!!
It's going to weaken on the Carribean.
Brevard Coast anon again. I'm evacuating tonight, too much a pussy, I know.
I hope someone with more balls than me will stay and livestream this shit.
REEEEEEEEEE THE EYEWALL IS GOING NORTH
I WAS PROMISED HAPPENINGS
>>140540944
Kek
>>140540953
>Not commiting sudoku by getting a parachute and walking outside with it during the hurricane
>>140541093
It'll only be a 4 by then and a 3 by the time it gets anywhere in FL. Happening no longer, weak ass hurricane no one will die :/
>>140541093
They have no idea when its going to turn they're just guessing
>>140541126
no stopping the fear mongering
>>140540928
All those tards have to do is take 75 to Naples
>>140538526
Could we build Kekistan out of it's ashes desu?
>>140541123
NO
NO NORTH CAROLINA
IT ISN'T REAL STAY AWAY
>>140541149
going to take a vacation in florida
>>140541103
Lake Nona here what's up
>>140540685
Be prepared.
paste into face book
/pg/stmartinnewsnetwork/photos/?tab=album&album_id=1439449566108784
pics of damage on St. Martin
>>140541149
The eyewall was never going to make landfall in PR.
>>140535200
UF here, got water, pop-tarts, chips and nuts. My roommate and I will be just fine
SEE THIS FAGGOTS
twitter.com/AP/status/905536270683840516
THE
RIDE
NEVER
ENDS
>>140540973
RIP Culebra.
>>140541093
Fuck, it's still going to be a major hurricane when it hits SC? My hometown and parents house is going to be leveled according to this.
>>140540953
>IT IS GETTING STRONGER!
WOOOOHHHHH OOOH OOOHHH!
>>140540928
>those retards evacuating tampa
Rolling for impact on Haiti, please.
>>140541283
>posts on chinese weather manipulating image board
>doesn't post photos
>>140541123
>said the same faggot from NC who has been trying to steal our hurricane for days now
Kys this one belongs to Florida
>>140541283
Looks pretty bad, famalam
>>140541245
Yes. Yes it is.
Wind still not super bad
>>140541093
>Cat4 Miami landfall incoming
>>140540683
Who wanna bet on the shed?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXcyJ6OpjGg
>>140540932
>>140541027
right. pretty sure an island in the middle of hurricane ally inst going to do a great job of lasting anyway.
until it hits the usa its not news...
>>140541407
>>140541103
right on man. keep the nogs out for me
>>140540014
The one that goes to NYC for ultimate destruction no structures would survive
>>140541311
HOLY FUCK!!!!!
3 Simultaneous hurricanes
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>>140539032
>I get it but it's not like Ice comes with a storage container.
It comes in bags, so its no worse than Canadian Milk.
>>140541207
(You)
>>140540928
YES YES Trap yourself you stupid humans.
>>140541106
according to the prime minister, over 90% of the buildings are gone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFMMlKvRe2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5BoQuyl1-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMCwR4BO8YQ
Live Streams around Puerto Rico
>Live Streams around Puerto Rico
Live Streams around Puerto Rico
>Live Streams around Puerto Rico
New thread?
Ft Myers, FL area reporting
not gonna evacuate, have supplies for 2 weeks, gonna grab some rounds for my gun though.
>>140541213
I hate fear mongering faggots, you could tell who the native Floridians were on Tuesday when all the idiots ran out to buy 50000 CASES OF WATER because Sheklestein told them too on CNN. Hurricanes are cozy unless you live on some little Island or right where they hit
561. I'm staying.
So is Miami still the target?
Hopefully there's enough damage to secure a demographic shift.
>>140541311
>3 fucking hurricanes
maximum comfy
>>140541466
>>140541415
Hey, I hatted that cute. Neat!
>>140541311
>twitter.com/AP/status/905536270683840516
>>140541093
the eye isn't going over any land? FL is fucked.
>>140541311
Haha, it's like someone forgot the weather control machine on and took a vacation.
This is some serious hammering that US is going to receive.
>>140540528
>Monroe county
If you're seriously still in Monroe county, then yes you should.
>>140541529
I heard mandatory evacuations for Sanibel.
>>140541529
Livestream it for us, anon.
>>140541508
"damaged" not "gone" or "destroyed"
holy shit you guys
*** BAKING ***
>>140541434
This is what ive been saying its going to be a tropical storm for 99% of us
The 185mph winds arent surface level theyre way the fuck up in the sky
>>140541562
They'll just move North as refugees.
choo choo
>>140541650
late fucker
>>140541434
The southern side of the storm usually isnt to bad.
>>140541311
>>140541644
NO DUDE ITS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST STORM EVER AND IT COMPLETELY SUNK BARBUDA ITS HAPPENING!!!
>>140541407
>>140540928
Livestream to people trapping themselves in the interstate?
Orlando UCF area reporting
gonna fill all my containers with water, never got a chance to buy some
Will attempt a costco run tomorrow, but I'm not optimistic. I at least want protein bars :(
i went to walmart this 6am morning, looked like some DayZ shit, no food no water
>>140538526
I was listening to the radio.
90% of structures are gone.
the 1000 plus could be buildings or deaths, as he was using a emergency sat phone to call the station.
>>140540885
my nigga you sound like someone who lives in BFE northside where looters would literally have to drive miles to get from house to house lmao neck urself mate I'm gonna go get drunk with art thot qts
>>140541345
it keep shifting to the west again and the mayor told everyone to fuckin get out lmao
>>140540685
>>140541749
You're a fucking idiot. Fuck off transplant pussy.
>princess julianna airport in saint martinalmost completely wiped out
jesus, this isn't comfy for me at all.
>>140541644
What Prime Minister?
These are from the LORD.
>>140541650
>baking at 330
come on you're really fucking retarded
>>140541562
Holy shit is that by precinct? Where can I find more?
>>140541806
what did he mean by this
>>140541690
Happening Train.gif
>>140540014
that one plot making a b-line to Houston.
https://twitter.com/PeruTwiter/status/905536306507382784
>PICS OF BARBUDA
PICS OF BARBUDA
>PICS OF BARBUDA
PICS OF BARBUDA
>PICS OF BARBUDA
PICS OF BARBUDA
>PICS OF BARBUDA
PICS OF BARBUDA
>PICS OF BARBUDA
PICS OF BARBUDA
>PICS OF BARBUDA
PICS OF BARBUDA
>PICS OF BARBUDA
PICS OF BARBUDA
>PICS OF BARBUDA
PICS OF BARBUDA
>>140541311
Who cares about Mexico
>>140541076
kek
>>140541407
I was there a couple of months ago, exactly that street, goddamn it.
>>140538181
>Irma shrieks with the souls of its victims
Good God
>>140541891
Who knows?
>>140539011
>>140540917
Most that became liberals are the 2nd/3rd generation descendants who have been brainwashed by the """progressive""" American schooling system. The one's that don't speak english, I can assure you, are sudacas.
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA
>>140541749
Orlando Lake Nona here. Went to Wawa, they had a gas tanker fillin' up the pumps. They had bread, no water, lots of beer. Publix was pretty much out of bread and gatorade. Didn't bother looking at water. Got three cases a few days ago. Tons of canned goods. We good.
>>140541888
arrrrghh
>>140541929
holy fuck
>>140541929
Might as well have dropped a MOAB on that island.
>>140541644
He used the term decimated.
>>140541854
Prime minsiter of Antigua and Barbuda
>>140541093
As a 239, should I be worried?
>>140541891
I mean that you're a fucking faggot who moved to FL and has never been through an actual hurricane so you're freaking out and panicikng over what will literally be a bit of rain and wind, especially in your area.
>>140535415
>Southern PA will be a smoking crater after this mess
Too Soon
>>140541093
lmao they should be sued for this kind of shit
(((scientists and experts))) say a total change in direction instead of heading due west it will turn dramatically north right when it gets to florida
fuck this shit.
>>140541929
Jesus, they got massacred.
>>140542087
Fort Myers you okay.
>>140541813
FUCK. Juliana airport is fucking based. I've literally wanted to visit that island just because of the beach next to it,
>>140541929
RIP BARBUDA. I hope you're mostly OK!!
>>140541929
>>140542008
when will they fuse to form a hypercane?
>>140542013
good shit, stay safe brotherr
>>140541929
I expected worse tbqhf, lots of big buildings still intact more or less.
>>140534757
eyyyy 717 here
at worst we'll get another Sandy, which was maximum comfy and not that dangerous at all.
>>140541650
jesus fucking christ, are you writing new board code for your fucking thread??!
where the fuck is the thread?
>>140542174
I've visited relatives and friends across the caribbean, god I hope they're safe.
>>140542141
Awesome.
>>140542209
a 4th hurricane is coming
ATTENTION
a 4th hurricane is coming
ATTENTIONa 4th hurricane is coming
ATTENTIONa 4th hurricane is coming
ATTENTION
>>140538181
>has Hugo flashback
>>140542008
BUT WAIT
THERE IS MORE
>>140542282
LUL
>>140542382
Lee?
>>140542382
Proofs
>>140542382
Well blow me down.
>toot toot
London anon here.
Just checked the shops and they're out of all supplies. The people in the street look feral.
Pretty worried.
>>140542382
source or LARP
>>140542382
SOURCE?
O
U
R
C
E
?
>>140540880
LEEEEEE
>>140542466
THANK FUCKING GOD
>>140541929
"ITS JUST A LITTLE WIND GUYS! THE PALM TREE ISNT EVEN FALLING DOWN"
>>140542415
Somebody stop that butterfly in Africa, holy shit!
>>140541876
>Holy shit is that by precinct?
Yes
>Where can I find more?
Nowhere. 100% OC.
>>140541761
nigga im in orange park, theres human trash everywhere
>>140541099
Lol same. Plantation
>>140541749
Does online order still work?
https://www.costco.com/emergency-kits-supplies.html
If the Postal Service is still operating, you could order emergency supplies from Costco.
Have you thought of Asian supermarkets?
Most white people don't think about them and just go to walmart.
Google asian supermaket or asian market right now.
I just did for you and plenty seem still open according to Google.
You could stock up on food and water from asian markets.
Also, even if you can't find food or water, buy some Pepto-Bismol Swallowable Caplets since pepto bismol has slight antimicrobial properties and in case you get sick during this hurricane.
>>140542379
>im a girl btw
>>140538181
>https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/905530521689747458
And people wonder why you don't mess with a cat 4 or 5.
>>140539900
Sleep tight Bino
>>140541929
>There are still structures standing
Happening cancelled. I'm done with this shit
>>140541698
>>140541863
>>140542282
>>140542296
*** NEW ***
>>140542408
>>140542408
>>140542408
*** NEW ***
>>140542089
born and raised here you (((projecting))) motherfucker
now I can tell my kids Andrew was a pussy bitch storm
enjoy your (you), it's all yours
>>140541440
bye bye cuck shed
>>140541440
Virgin Barbuda vs Chad shed
>>140541635
gonna pack up my pc shit and go off the grid, no doubt power will go out.
>>140541607
i feel like i should but i dont want to move my pc
>>140541929
Reminder that almost everyone in Antigua & Barbuda is a nigger
>>140541650
>>140541698
you should start baking around 200, it won't take that long before it to get to 230 and then by the time you post the new thread around 275, its already dead
>>140542013
>>140542209
>>140541749
Gatorade is a meme and no doctor would prescribe Gatorade.
Hospitals and health clinics prescribe Pedialyte rather than Gatorade.
https://pedialyte.com/
Pedialyte actually contains a balanced amount of sugar and sodium and contains potassium and zinc, stuff you lose when you are dehydrated and suffering from diarrhea.
Gatorade does not have potassium and zinc.
So while normalfags buy out all the Gatorade, I bet you that there still cases of Pedialyte available to buy.
Pedialyte Oral Electrolyte Solution Unflavored is what I recommend.
>>140540147
Jose will be kills after irma rain soften up the ground
>>140541749
I'm over near CuckSail. Any idea if we should evac, UCFbro?
>>140534525
Oh shid :DDD
>>140543141
holy shill, batman
>>140541099
Ayy another Broward anon. It's gonna be a blast bro
>>140543206
we'll *probably* be fine, but expect to lose power and water
>>140543628
im a Monroe man