TWIN FAPPER

>>140531816
lol
Did you take this from Onion?

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>>140531948
Nah, really happening

>>140532419
if one of them is killed do both die?
how that "thing" works?

>>140531816
Anons, if this ever happens to me, please abort me.

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>>140531816
>facing eachother in court
>facing eachother
>pic related

mfw

>>140532562
Found the sauce
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/siamese-twins-in-vicious-legal-battle-over-right-to-masturbate/

Could be fake, but he (they) exist.
Shared digestive tract and penis ... don't know how that works

>>140532562
it would be extremely painful

>>140533266
for you

>>140533266
for you

>>140533266
You speaking from expierence... ?

How can anybode know...

That really jerks my twindick

>>140533406
>>140533438
are you guys retarded?

>>140533612
of course

wtf is this thread?

>>140533677
being retarded was always part of our plan

>>140533612
go back to your book club, newfag

>>140533612
why do you wear the mask?

>>140533612
for you

>>140533783
>fucks up the meme
>call others newfag
Wow reddit refugees are worse than cancer

>>140531816
This won't go to court, any reasonable lawyer knows this, there's no "adversary" in the case (the two sides are literally the same entity, one cannot possibly "sue" the other one)
This is just a publicity grab. Good for them frankly, might as well make your horrible curses work for you

>>140532945
>if this ever happens to me
do you think your Siamese twin could sue you for wanking?
Or are you worried you might grow another human fused to your body?

>>140531816
I think that site is fake news.

Of all the things that conjoined twins need to learn to do together, masturbating seems like an easy one.

>>140531816
>is there a god?
>see this
>nope

>>140534046
so salty

>>140533173
This is a satire site you fucking idiot. Look at the bottom of the site.

Either way its gay incest.

>>140534038
It would be extremely painful.

>>140531816
No way this is real.

>multiple personality disorder
next case

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wait....if one goes to jail they both go to jail

Why are these things ever allowed to exist?
Josef Mengele pls come save us.

>>140534255
You think so?

If one is gay, the other one into pussy ... what porn to watch? Rock Paper Scissors?

>>140532562
surgery would be attempted to separate the live twin from their deceased sibling

>>140531816
Good fucking grief... humans have gone completely fucking insane.

>>140532945
right to life faggot

>>140534423
for you

>>140531816
What a sad parody of a life these two must have

>>140534558

lol

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>>140534361
Nah huemonkey is right, you fucked it up.

>>140534719
Imagine when they get in a fight. They probably just sit there punching each other until they get tired.

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>>140531816
>conjoined twin brothers are facing each other in court
>facing each other in court
The journalist must have known

>>140533266
you're a big guy

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>>140533113
kek

>>140531816
lol whats he going to do? sue himself?

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>>140531816
Why wasn't it thrown into the ocean at birth though?

>>140533173
Is this site real? Its a gold mine

>>140534070
Not sure about that. Legally they may be different persons. If they have two birth certificates for example.

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>>140531816
It is gay for one of them to touch their dick considering it's also another guys dick? I imagine it's hard to live knowing your twin is a faggot.

>>140534632
They have separate heads, they could both watch their own choice of pornography and wear headphones.

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>>140531816
In the FAQ section of the site
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/faq/

>>140535403
Looks like satire to me.

There's another pair of conjoined twins that share a vagina. They each control one side of the body and they both feel vaginal pleasure.
Here's the best part: they have boyfriends which makes both of them cucks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abby_and_Brittany_Hensel

Found the disclaimer, they'd hidden it at the bottom of the page instead of putting it in their "about" section.
>World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

>New World Order Media @ Copyright 2016

54 years old. Still hasn't learned how to deal with wankers angst.
Imagine, one prude, one hedonist. Two brains, one schlong. Do both brains get the pleasure? I'd snort some flake and spunk in the prissy one's eye.

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>>140536056
Amazing

>>140533454
Are all germans autistic like you?

>>140535403
Nope, it's a satire site.

The twins exist though
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/conjoined-twins-ohio-surpass-age-original-siamese-twins/story?id=24442505

Ronnie and Donnie Galyon from Ohio

>>140536785
https://unvis.it/abcnews.go.com/Health/conjoined-twins-ohio-surpass-age-original-siamese-twins/story?id=24442505

>>140536756
No, only me

>>140536710
I imagine they both feel below the waist. So they have to share boners.

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>>140531816
I think we need peterson, harris, molymeme, and mcinnes in a four-way debate on the subject during the joe rogan podcast.
It's the only way we're going to get to the bottom of this fascinating subject.

>>140536361
Why aren't they mating with Ronnie and Donnie to produce a four-headed, eight-legged bisexual spooder freak master race?

>>140535118
you're big guys*

>>140532419
World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles

you fucking imbecile shit kraut

>>140534558
>>140533113
jesus

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Other bogus headlines from that bullshit site, fucking cringe at the retards that find this shit funny

>>140539918
Honestly none of these headlines sound that far-fetched. We live in dark times.

>>140539918
the last two are pretty funny tho

>>140531816
>took 54 years to become an issue
This raises some very interesting questions, as well as some very weird questions