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What are some god-tier /pol/ quotes? I have to write a short motivational paper and I want the central quote to be from someone like pic related.
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Test
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>>139159076
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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Leftist """comedy"""" 2017-08-26 10:01:38 Post No.139159651
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Why is the left so bad at comedy?
Every single comedian seems to be an activist first and an entertainer second, the ratings are garbage, the jokes aren't funny and it isn't connecting with a younger audience.
Leftists used to be kinda funny, early colbert and stewart was great. What the fuck happened?
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they don't realize that instead of fighting the establishment in the name of the poor and the oppressed they have actually just become the establishment fighting the poor and the oppressed
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Because comedy comes from being able:
#1 Laugh at yourself
#2 Laugh at the unexpected
The Left take themselves so seriously. I am a dyed in the wool National Socialist. I founded the NSCLRP and we've been growing over the last year in Canada.
I still laugh my ass off at Norm Macdonald's Hitler jokes. I don't take it like an affront to my lord an savior because NatSoc isn't a religion. Communism is.
Secondly. The left are so perpetually offended that the only material deemed safe is predictable. There's no punchline.
>Colbert walks on stage
>Crowd claps
>....Donald
>Gasp!
>Colbert gloats, he has them in his comedic clutches
>....TRUMP
>ZOMGLULZJAJAJAJAJAHESAIDTRUMP!!!
That is Leftie comedy. Predictable. Boring. and easy, only idiots and braindead lemmings can laugh at it.
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2 off of quads? Kek is telling us that I was close... I'm missing something.
Still sound though, there might be something else. Perhaps the fact that comedy is an expression of Truth told in such a way that the audience can laugh at uncomfortable Truths and the Left is everything except honest.
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Why do you follow the political ideology that you do? What are the flaws of your ideology? Are there certain aspects of other ideologies that appeal to you?
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My political ideology is to kill all niggers. The laws are to kill any niggers on sight. Killing niggers appeals to me because I grew up around them, so I know how awful they are
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I don't follow any of the premade ideologies. I guess you would say I have my own personal ideology, which is composed of bits and pieces of every conceivable ideology, and is also flawless because I made sure not to include any flaws in it.
checkmate faggot
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Libertarianism is the only political philosophy that would lead to genuine long-term peace and prosperity for the greatest number of people.
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When I was 16 I wanted to see the world. I used to listen to rap music. I thought everyone was equal. I wanted to go to China and India.
Now, 10 years later, I am a full blown right wing extremist. If I could, I would build a wall along european borders and nuke the Africa and eastern Asia. On the outside I am a normal guy, but inside I am a compIete nazi. If not my gf, I would arm myself up to teeth and go full Breivik mode in some refugee camp in Germany, I'd have nothing to lose. But with her, I will start a white family and have at least 3 white babies. I will teach them our ways, White People ways, I will show them our Nature, I will show them how life should be lived. I am finally not afraid of dying.
This is what red pill does to people.
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>>139158937
Japanese are superior.
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>If not my gf, I would arm myself up to teeth and go full Breivik mode in some refugee camp in Germany
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>>139159173
>gay porn
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don't protest in lefty cities.. not worth it
also, look what happened to Lance Scarsella
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Weren't Antifa carrying baseball bats?
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yes, but lefty city govt isn't fair. expect that
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>>139158725
Bump
Leftist cities will use the police to aid antifa while ignoring violence on dissident right. C'ville prime example, constitutional right to gather literally yanked by Clinton shill governor.
Let antifags come to where they are outnumbered and cops do their jobs. Hint: they wont, because they are all cowards.
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The saddest thing about sand people is that they didn't contribute to humanity. They never created anything. No a single piece Arab art worth a damn. They didn't contribute to science, they didn't contribute to arts, they never invented anything. They never explored anything. All they did was raping and pillaging.
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>>138374995
Hmm nice attempt but sadly you need a better bait. Keep at it, you'll get it eventually.
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>>138374995
>Implying they weren't the first ones to discover the suicide bomb
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They did steal the sciences and technology of other countries through conquest and created "School of Wisdom" back in an irrelevant time... only to get it destroyed later on and return to the stone age ideology they so much cherish.
Why are you against Muslims? Do you not prefer to live in a regressive state, surrounded by 10 y/o legal lolis, where faggots and liberals are cut down and women shown their place? Do you not want to fuck your sisters and cousins only to make retarded offspring? What the fuck is wrong with you anon?
>save money instead of spending it on a woman
>not get screwed over for an inevitable divorce/child payment
>50% divorce rate with women. You're literally rolling a dice and hoping that you stay together. Furthermore, the government is increasingly screwing men and that percentage will go up and up
>more expensive than ever before to raise up children. Do you want to be spending £300,000 + waking up at 1 am at a screaming baby demanding his arse be cleaned? Really?
>obvious that Chad has fucked your woman 1000x times before you have. She's been on the Cock Carousel
Why aren't you MGTOW? It's obvious that it is the right decision.
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>Why aren't you MGTOW?
I am but it wasn't really my choice tbqdesu. It's alright though.
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>dont get married
>dont have sex
>dont make more white children
Are you fucking retarded?
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Welcome back to school, Paco 2017-08-26 09:58:08 Post No.139159311
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Welcome back to school, Paco
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Top kek #maga
LONG LIVE GOD EMPEROR TRUMP
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America is still around 47% nonwhite excluding illegals, if you're trying to make this about a race thing.
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>>139159311
Max par
Which present-day people will still be remembered and taught about in history class 500 years later?
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they'll all be jews
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>>139158048
Remember that German Emperor who tried to go on Crusade once and drown in a river before he could even have a single battle? Thats what the Donald will be. An embarrassing hilarious footnote.
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Islam they are cruel enough to claim this planet other people are just too weak.
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Has anyone watched that new movie called "Bushwick" yet?
Plot -
>Texas is attempting to secede from the Union, and militia forces have descended upon New York City to claim it as an East Coast base of operations and negotiation tool.
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As a Texas secessionist, this is probably one of the more retarded things I've ever seen.
>Texas wants to secede from the Union
>So Texans decide to march all the way up to Brooklyn instead of just defending the land they want to liberate
Fucking what?
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>>139158730
Yeah, I thought that part was a little weird.
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>>139159852
It's blatant anti-right anti-Texas propaganda.
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JFC Hillary Clinton called Obama a Nigger on live mic 2017-08-26 09:43:30 Post No.139157929
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JFC Hillary Clinton called Obama a Nigger on live mic
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Interview with Katie Couric she said and I quote
Question. You're in an interview with a major news anchor and she asks you, during a commercial break, How you are during an election
How do you, Hilldawg, Veteran of the political arena for decades, respond?
>I’m not bad. That f*cking orange baboon stole my legacy and that n*gger Obama will make sure I’m forgotten. I’m just dandy. (notable, audible laughter.)”
and she confiscated the tapes too
They came in with official looking badges and demanded all of the sound and video footage. I told them it was property of CBS, but they insisted that since Clinton’s interview will never air that the network had no right to it. I tried to say no but they just pushed me aside and took what they wanted.”
Couric is doing a tv appearance about it. The guy who leaked the story got fired for "spreading rumors" so it's gonna be spicy
If I owned an electric jew i'd want to see this.
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Seriously how is this not front page rn?
I mean fuck lowkey I thought it would be trump to say it first
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>>139157929
She also once referred to his "spade work" which cause sensible chuckles during at the time. Everybody knows she's racist as all fuck.
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>>139158610
Yeah but this is going to firmly break her public face
I'm curious. I think she should double down and try to sell herself like an evil angelica merkel. Or Female Putin. Hands dirty and disliked for doing the hard things her way.
THAT would motivate the youth. But no she's going to do something spec tactually stupid.
She is the Female Jeb Bush
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why do white girls do this?
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why?
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>>139157664
BHC
BIG HORSE COCK.
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fucking why
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Were they humans or muds who got them?
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>>139157530
Polish media are not hiding the fact that the 4 attackers were Africans.
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>>139157530
Meh, it's just more Muslim on Muslim crime.
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This is possibly a big deal if we can get a lot of people to use it.
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And download link
https://github.com/dhowe/AdNauseam/releases/tag/v3.3.404
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Doesn't it still give them clicks and views tho? They'll be paid regardless unless I'm missing something.
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>>139159399
no thats the fucking point
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I was born in the United States but moved to Germany last summer. This place is a complete hellole. Politically they think that their form of European Socialism is the key. It confuses me how taxing someone who earns 30k a year at 35% helps the poor man but hey don't be greedy amarite? The women are all promiscuous to a terrifying degree (going out clubbing at the age of 13) and the men are for the most part effeminate or at best in good shape but still complete bitches. Tolerance for LGBT is persistent and those who disagree such as myself) are called evil and intolerant. To my surprise they hate firearms here. I thought they would have some respect for them considering the historical treatment of Germany by Poles but no "guns cause violence" according to these idiots. Parents have no say in what their children do and they'd rather let them be "free and independent". I honestly don't know how a grown man can watch his daughter walk out the door dressed like a slut knowing she's about to give someone head. Oh and drug use. Not only do they start drinking heavily at the age of 13 but once they get to around 15 and 16 they start doing cocaine and heroin. Last but not least, they've been protesting here to legalise abortion. It makes me sick to see thousands of people marching crying out for the blood of children. Germans are lowlife, degenerate commie fag scum who need to be eradicated by any means necessary. This place makes me sick and I honestly believe it should be carpet bombed to fucking rubble. I won't do it personally but I think Mr. Trump needs to take care of business with a couple of B-52s. -Anon
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>>139158196
Cool, I know nothing about girls being sluts because I'm a neet.
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>>139158196
ok cool, in which city are you anyway?
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