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Ken's a genius at bringing the Dunning-Kruger Effect out in hobbyist forum photographers, actually.

Just absolutely brilliant at it. It's been going on for more than a decade now, and you people still bite his hooks.

>>2694619

He's also retarded. He can't operate the A/C in a modern car.

>>2694623
You probably just haven't driven an expensive car before.
Beemer A/C units are indeed way overcomplicated these days. Hyperbole applied and yeah, I'd call it impossible to adjust too.

>>2694526

as much shit as rockwell gets, this is bretty good

>>2694528
Agreed. I just read it and felt like he's giving the cold hard truth. Granted it won't apply to every single pro photog out there, but I like his practical approach to the matter. As far as keeping a regular job and doing shoots on the side to supplement the income, it makes a lot of sense. I also think that to the days here when there were countless threads where the OPs rode the hype train saying they were ready to move to full frame and didn't have the budget to get anything beyond the body LEL.

Anyway, OP if it's really your dream to do it professionally then don't give up totally Just go into it knowing that life isn't going to be suddenly sweet once you gear up and start doing jobs.

ken knoooows foootooo

I shoot jpeg

only a profesionel photographer like me can see those differences.

I'm a profesional artsist.

Please support my growing family.

I make profesionel artist. My fotos is art. Look how arty my fotos from grand canyon is.

A7s II is for amateurs. Like shooting raw is for hobbyists. Only hobbyists pixel peep. Profs like me shot only jpeg. Nikon makes best jpeg.

I tell you how the business works, because I'm profesionel and I know how everything works. I sucksesfull dicks like all day.

>>2694383
Are you talking about the clipping of the colors at the bottom left? Try a mask.

Shoot (and adjust) in RAW, problem solved.

>>2694398
I do and did, what different does/would that make in this situation?

:v

>>2694146
I don't understand?? It's a picture of a PS3 controller? What are we supposed to be looking at here

>>2694146
go away, sonyboy. this is nintendo chat

kinda looks like a big sky penis

why'd you put it in a black pictureframe if its a computergram

Gotta second the giant sky penis. Its somewhat pretty, would rate a 5/10~ for reasons n shit.

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>>2694033
posting more that look less like dicks

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How many worthy photographs does this flick have?

Unsage xD

>>2693543

The fastest lens that can operate in air should max out at around f/0.5, if you want to get higher values, the lens needs to be submerged.

>>2693543
>theoretically 1:0.3535

I assume that's 1/2*√2?
How do they arrive at that number?

It's lost or stolen. Instead of getting a new one going people are complaining about losing a 5$ camera and the cost to replace it. I was never interested in it other than people posting mildly interesting photos from it.

This wasn't the first one we did, and this wasn't the first time the camera was stolen either.

A few years back I was supposed to get the camera, but then the guy who was supposed to mail it, never did.

i wanna play this tbh

Nah, it's a good process and an excellent learning exercise.

Just don't make stupid tryhard pouty faces like in the photo you posted and you won't be called a narcissist.

Protip: Focus on your tripod head from where you're standing for perfect focus.

cindy sherman built a career out of it

I KNOW THIS WOMAN THATS ABSOLUTEY BEAUTIFUL AND WILL ONLY STAND BEHIND THE CAMERA. IT'S THE MOST AGGRAVAGATING THING POSSIBLE

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>>2693159
ya goofed m8, i also have an a6000 no issue with my selection wheel

>>2693159
That's a story about you being a fucking retard.
And I can almost guarantee that if you're filling a card when you go shooting you're taking fucking snapshits.
I hope you drop your camera under a bus soon.

>>2693161
"GET SONY'D KIDDO"
-Makoto Kimura

>>2693153

would turn the right the fuck around if i saw that waiting for me

>>2693191

Relax, there's only one of them.

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>>2693199

No.
The active ingredient in coffee developer is caffenol, not caffeine.


You can use instant coffee if that helps.

>>2693058
No, use instant coffee. I understand (but may be wrong) that the main developing agent in coffee is not caffeine but the other stuff in it like tannins. Some coffee formulas include ascorbic acid which is also a developer.

>>2693058
why not just use developer?

>>2692787
You're a lazy eyed bastard now please go.
>/r/

Gah! What the fuck! Get out of here, monster!

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>>2692787
did the best i could op.

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those examples looked awful.

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>>2692743
>Less light absorbed by silicon as pixels get smaller = lower quality image.
Nope. By that logic, we would all have started with D810's and progressed to Kodak EasyShare's.

Sounds like this is solving a problem invented by a marketing consultancy.

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>>2692743
Fuck the camera this is all I saw.

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