Biolite advice

It may work better if you chage your monies to foreign currency at a very bad exchange rate and the burn the foreign currency.

So much more chic that way!

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>>624734

Instructions unclear. Bought 2 Biolites. Put one inside the other. I don't understand how but it's generating power. Getting scared

>>624738
> prepare for timewarp...

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>>624741

>>624770

All I wanted was to charge my phone and boil some water, now there's all these fuckin spoopy trannies dancing around me, "feminine penises" flopping to and fro in the crisp autumn air

>>624770
I know I'm going to get ass blasted for having an opinion. But fuck I hate that damn movie.

Anyway back on point. I think donating your money to a local charity is a better investment than a biolite. The warm glow you'll have in your heart as a result will charge your phone faster, produce more light, and keep Jonny the billy goat warmer than a biolite can.

>>624730
it's fan assisted, so burns insane amounts of fuel, you cant really get anything bigger than finger sized sticks in there either.

takes a good 5 hours to charge up a current gen iphone

the battery cell inst waterproof, a great feature in an outdoors thing

1/10 practicality 10/10 gimmickery

>>624926
>I know I'm going to get ass blasted for having an opinion. But fuck I hate that damn movie.
So brave, I wish I had more upboats to give

>>624938

It's designed to excite all the right parts of the brain in people looking for a cool outdoor toy

Damn them

>>624926
tim curry would get you ass blasted either way

>>625303
>>625402
Kek to both of you.