The moose messenger of /out/ is eating my pumpkin. Winter

What state?

>Don't shoot the moosenger.

>>623316
> nicely done, Sir

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Whelp now we have our suspect.

>>623314
Alaska

>>623313
I think this should be made into a patch too.

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>>623326
we'll call it the "pumpkin patch"

>>623325
> mfw I miss it
> mfw I don't

>>623313
My stupid dog is scaring him away

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>>623334
The moose just circled around the house, scared the dog inside, and ate some plants near my fence

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>>623335
Also, why does he have blue eyes in this pic?

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>>623335

>>623332
Best state in the union. What is there to dislike?

>>623354
I lived in anchorage and did love it, esp bush plane culture.

> whats to dislike?

AZ now so, winters.

Ideal would be summer home in AK, winter home in AZ.

>>623354
>shit internet
>crazies
>inigguits
>gangs in the only sizable cities
>rampant alcoholism due to the isolation
Other than that, it's gorgeous, so just like any place else, it's the people that suck.

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>>623313
>you, as a southern European, will never have this kind of experience with wildlife in your life time
Just kill me now guys

>>623386
Why not go have an encounter with the horde of animals invading the continent as we speak?

>>623386
Move north Mediterranean scum. Your homeland will be underwater soon enough anyways. You can always stay and drown like your pre-Gibraltar Straight brethren at the bottom of the sea I guess.

>>623386
Gotta say Med-anon, you are in a bad spot for wildlife. Can you travel to Canada? Do a caribou hunt, story for a lifetime. Pretty cheap hunt, too.

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rate my pumpkins before I smash them /out/ desu

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>>623313

You know what to do

>>623404
Its laying down now, I wouldn't want to interrupt his nap.

>>623403
That's a big pumpkin

>>623411
for you

>>623409

That's the best time senpai

>>623389
Well, I live in the western point of Europe, they're not coming here yet.

>>623390
Rude as fuck and uncalled for.

>>623401

Yeah I know, only thing slightly wild here are boars, I wish I could visit Canada and do that. Maybe one day.

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>>623417
Entirely realistic. Welcome to the future. Until someone employ's a 'Japanese miracle' you have been fucked by the ME and west. Enjoy your salty grave region.
>the world when the cradle of civilization is under water
>you think they value history?
>history is an inconvenient narrative, the less evidence the better.

>>623422
Yeah, southern Europe sucks, we're poor, ugly, brown, the cancer of Europe for the entitled nords and scandis, yada yada yada, etc. Still, I love the shit out of this place, godtier late spring/summer/ early autumn beach days and a comfy, mild winter time.

>>623422
Anyone who thinks the Mediterraneans are the cancer of europe are a cancer themselves. Threre is so much to be enjoyed there it's not funny.but seriously if you can't play fun, you've either had too much exposure or are boring and bigoted in the same ways yourself. Mediterranean Europe is the basis for most of euro culture like it or not.

>>623445
Oh come on. It's not like modern Western culture originated in Greece and Italy or anything.

>>623313
>confirmed for a Alaska fag
Sterling checking in

>>623404
This patch triggers me. That is an elbow drop, not a body slam. It needs to be redone.

>>623580
Did you have to evacuate for the fire in the summer?

>>623665
The original wolf slam patch was too hard to make out it just looked like a blob

>>623318
wilmington NC?

>>623709

In that case it needs to be thrown the fuck out. There's too much of this bullshit going on now anyway.

>>623714
nah, Wilmington MA. there's a lot of Wilmingta around the world. It's like Springfield

>>623335
>heard you were talkin shit like I wouldn't find out

>>623337
>>623345
Ssskkiinnwaaalkkerrrrrr

>>623329
Oh you.

>>623335
rush out and fuck it!

>>623757
that's moose abuse.

>>623313
Put on some Christmas music

>>623680
No. I'm not a faggot

>>623386
I wish I could Euro scum. I wish I could...

>>623720
>There's too much of this bullshit
There aint enough desu desu

>>623409
Take a ballpeen hammer to that sleeping moose's skull and send it to moose heaven. A good shot between the eyes should do it, plus, then you can stock up on moose meat.

>Took hours one year carving out a badass pumpkin
>deer ate it the night before Halloween
Fucking woods rats.

>>623326
I agree.

>>624476
You wouldn't believe how much I would have loved to have shot that moose and had moose burgers that night.

>>624570
No need for a gun. One full-strength hit with a ballpeen hammer or small sledge would do the job.

>>624575
I would pay all my shekel to watch you try and kill a full grown moose with a fucking ballpeen hammer
>oh what a glorious day

>>624211
Why so mean?

>>624732
I wish I had the linguistic skills or artistic skills to even begin to explain how awesome of a fight sequence I just had in my brain for this. I'd quit my job to see this.

>>624823
The end panel would be anon gutted, trampled and scattered about the yard as the unharmed moose lazily munches some willow shoots

>>624575
You'd do not want to be in reach of those antlers. Fucking shoot 'em in the kill zone.

>>624904
Oh yes, this I am aware but as it was said here >>624732
Oh what a glorious day! That would be an amazing sight.

>>624732
>>624823
>>624904
>>624944
I'd still be willing to give it a try. If I win and kill the moose, lots of good meat and laughs. If I lose and the moose kills me, lots of laughs and the fulfillment of the promise of every man dying in some way.