I saw this thing on TV where people are painting rocks and leaving them on hiking trails to bring happiness to the masses while they are trying to get outside. Today I came across a little painted rock sitting on a stump. STOP THIS IT'S STUPID!!
>>1076402
Fucking hipster faggots ruin everything. If I catch someone doing this ill curb stomp them on the nearest boulder.
This makes me very, very cross
>>1076402
>>1076409
>>1076442
Wait so this is a thing?
I thought it was just school kids doing it?
To be fair some of the rocks were pretty badass.
Next time I see one of these rocks on the trail, I will drop a big steamy shit next to it then place the cute little rock on top of my steamy pile of feces, daring anyone to take it.
>>1076402
It's dumb as hell, but as far as normie /out/ trends go I'll take it over hordes of rockstackers looking to spice up their accounts with actively harmful cairn spam
>>1076445
OP here. I thought about this and decided if you can't beat em, join em. I just got back from the store and got some Red, White, and Blue paint.
>>1076470
>BAHAHAHAHA!!
>>1076457
>Wait so this is a thing?
I can't remember what TV show I saw it on but yes.
Seems pretty cool actually. You're cruising around, and you find a little painted rock, and you know another person has been where you are, walking the same trail you are, and wanted to leave you a gift to let you know you aren't alone.
I mean, it beats some dude writing "[name] was here" on a tree with spray paint or starting a fire or something lame like that which wrecks the environment.
As far as odd trends go, leaving painted rocks is one of the few I can get behind.
>inb4 Normies ruining nature
Battoning wooden stumps probably leaves more of a mark than this.
I'm ok with this. It doesn't ruin my immersion or whatever.
I have be found two of these on the GR11 so far. They were in fucking plastic baggies with a note. Fuck that shit. I'm ok with leaving a painted rock on a popular tourist path. But if I find this shit up high and in a bag it's going in my pocket then into the next bin.
>>1076402
Why are you fucking pussies so offended by this. It has just about as much effect on you as gay marriage. You just hate it because it's a trendy thing, which means you hating it is trendy.
>>1076516
>hating something trendy makes it trendy
Mmmkay
>>1076500
That pisses me of so much. Did a 4 day hike on a trail near a river bank recently. I found 3 messages in a bottle. Dumped them in the next bin without reading that shit.
> painting rocks
aka graffiti, lock them up
Idk about you but I like seeing nature untouched by people. The whole point of going out for me is to be alone and it kinda ruins it when you see a bunch of rocks painted with people's names on it.
>>1076537
Yea it's as simple as this. At least cairns are easy and a bit fun to undo. Paint isn't.
>>1076445
>stop liking things I don't like
>stop doing things that ruin everybody else's experience
These are very different things.
>>1076516
Because you're essentially dumping garbage on the trail. Leave no trace.
>>1076516
I said it was stupid not hate. If I see a guy walking in the middle of a freeway I say he's stupid, I don't go "man I hate that guy"
Some of them are beautiful (like the blue one with white dots) but the ones with shit written on it are stupid and ugly
Without saying what this is, does anyone know what this is? I'm painting rocks to leave innawoods
>>1077059
it looks like a member of the blue man group was captured by indians and scalped
>>1077059
Thats trump in profile
>>1076459
Why do people describe shits as steamy? I’ve never had a shit so hot there was steam coming off it.
>>1077118
You've clearly never dropped a log on a pile of snow before, have you?
>>1077059
Nice Dutch flag, but what is the disfigurement on the bottom doing there?
>>1077059
Some weird, disfigured African continent, with the Mediterranean turned red?
I'd change the Gulf of Guinea to be more correct (the two bays leading towards Lagos and Douala are rather rounded and not pointy like you drew them), but otherwise I really love it that you are trying to raise awareness about this terrible crime that is going on, where the white europeans turn the mediterrean into a sea of blood by essentially willfully drowning all those poor people in there.
Keep up the good fight!
>>1077059
Africa
>>1077137
>he shits on the surface of the ground
Oh, so you're that person.
>>1077059
Looks like Chad Trump
>>1077067
lol
just carry some paint for quick fixes
>>1077118
Southernfag detected. Hola señor, donde es ICE?
Leave no trace
>>1076402
I found one stuck in a stump that had "(you)" painted on it. Which one of you guys did this ?
It's trash. Literally no different from leaving a chip bag or beer bottle in the woods. I love seeing skilled graffiti work in urban settings, but this is just obnoxious.
>sees one
>picks it up
>chucks it as far as possible
it's empowering them to overcome challenges to reach their goals!
If I found something like this and not that "2 seconds in ms paint" crap OP posted, I'd be less salty.
>>1077488
You all really don't understand
>Bring paint & brush with you
>start drawing dicks all over the rocks
>a good ratio would be 5 rocks for every "normally" painted rock
>people will be disgusted
>suddendly drawing on rock would become a bad thing.
Human mind always works like this, always.
>>1077534
or swastikas
>>1077059
looks like a weird version of the new england patriots logo
>>1077059
I put it on a trail today.
>>1077360
>tfw not a burger or beaner so don’t even get the joke
Nice try though
>>1077581
Cool! Painted pebbles are cute, everytime I see one they bring a spark of happiness and love.
>>1076516
i am against gay marriage but i think painting rocks is a nice thing. So your argument is invalid
>>1076402
gay
>>1077059
looks like the texans logo mixed with the silhouette of trumps head
>>1076402
LOL zucchini rock made me grin
Silly trend, though. They're doing it on my campus which I think is fine and cute. But not in the woods. The woods should just be the woods. You shouldn't feel welcomed when you're alone in the woods. You shouldn't be reminded of the civilization you just came from.
Of course this is a spectrum, I'm not trying to say that a day hike trail should have risk of bear attack. But all in all, the only things you should leave are footprints. Leave the "happiness bringing" to the woods and those paid to take care of it.
>>1077346
Ahhaha
>>1077059
Thin your god damn paints.
>>1076409
>>1076442
>YOU LIKE THINGS I DON'T LIKE HURRRR
>You just don't like it because its trendy, etc!!
Lest we forget the classic, age old mantra: Leave No Trace
>>1076402
Most of those rocks look like they might skip pretty well. Pick em up, bring them to the next water souce, and launch em in!
>>1076402
Awesome my new hobby.
>>1080720
that's actually pretty well done.
though I think these are kinda tacky like cairns,
this one would put a smile of my face and spread happiness If I were to cross it on a trail.
have an upvote
>>1080727
Just look for the orange peels leading up to the bushcraft camp..
>>1076582
>I let rocks ruin my experience; the post
>>1076402
KEK. Meanwhile i'ma build a tumber to paint my entire driveway
>>1076409
>YOU AINT GOT THE STONES.
curb stomp
Inawoods
>>1076470
LOL
>>1076471
MAGA!
>>1076536
Mfw i am lost inawoods for days. Only have a bottle and a pen on me. Near death i scribble out a please help note and an accurate description of my location up river. FUGGGGG
>>1077059
AHAHAHAHAHA! YES ANON AND I FUCKING LOVE IT.
>>1077463
LOLOL. Soooooo gonna do this and number them for if anons come back here
>>1077534
Maybe your's does anon but i would chuckle.
>dickfarming
Relevent to my interests... pic very related. Nohomo
>>1077581
Yes. Maga anon
Good man
>>1078393
Wat
>>1080720
LOST
>>1080727
Kek
>>1077059
Nice Colgate ad!
>>1080720
and so it begins
>>1077581
but what is the logo about
>>1076402
>bring happiness to the masses while they are trying to get outside
Yeah because I go outside to look at fucking painted rocks.
>>1080720
haha fucking lost
>>1076470
I agree, I think I'll make some pepe and MAGA rocks. If I'm lucky people will think it's alt right or some shit and declare rock painting in trails racist and it will stop
I found a painted rock!!
I'm not even sure what it means or if it was just some random lines and dots. Not taking any chances though as it could be Satanic.
>>1076402
Every time I find one (usually at the park) I chuck them in the trash.
If I keep finding these them I'm going to start taking them home and painting /pol/ approved messages on them to redistribute to the masses.
>>1081315
Black and white you say?
>>1081416
It rained today so my garden rocks are wet. Got a couple in front of a fan to dry them out. Dunno if your provided Image is gonna be too big. I grabbed a pretty meaty looking one though.
>>1081426
Those look like good skipping stones
>>1076576
>hurrr durrr a brightly colored pebble is sooo much worse than a giant pile of rocks!
>>1077523
>dat feel when people who paint fucking rocks have more artistic skill than you
Feels bad, man.
>>1080654
And then watch all the fish go belly up from the toxic chemicals that dissolve into the water from the paint!
Brilliant!
>find a large rock
>paint "/k/omando hunt has begun, get /out/ while you can!" on it
>hide nearby and wait until other hikers come across the rock
>once they finish reading it aim a laser pointer at them to make it look like a sniper rifle
>watch as they shit bricks and high tail it out of there
>>1081589
What type of art are you into making good anon?
>>1081590
>it becomes a big enough problem that NFS and environmental agencies begin to advise people not leave painted rocks in trails because the paint is killing the wildlife
Sometimes sacrifices must be made for the greater good
>>1081859
Tell that to the tazmanian tiger.
>>1081871
Point me to him and I'll tell it to his gave
Fucking faggots do this at work all the time.
We have a collection going in the truck of all the ones we find, some actually have a tremendous amount of effort put in to them.
I think it's terribly obnoxious to find some bright orange baseball sized rock sitting in a tree, but at least it gets people outside.
>>1076445
It's not some petty "I think it's childish and dumb to paint rocks and leave them around so stop" it's a fundamental rule of the hobby. "Leave no trace"
>>1076402
no problem with this besides it possibly leading to uncomfortable influxes of people on easy / short trails. probably gets more people out into nature which is good for the cause. and its cute, its a nice thought.
>>1076470
just paint swastikas and redpills for maximum buthurt.
Imagine some douche pick up a colorful rock with writing they can quite make out until they look closely at it and it says "Sometimes I wish the holocaust actually happened"
>>1080720
Its nice but keep it in your home. Dont put it innawoods.
>>1082245
>just paint swastikas
or penises
>>1082317
>>1082323
A swastika made out of 8 dicks
>>1076402
Most of them are probably retarded enough to use 1960s paint that has lead in it because lul
>>1082296
Don't tell me or my son what to do ever again! You hear me bucko!
>>1076466
>active
>It's a pile of rocks
I like to leave lawn gnomes
>>1081871
I will in 20 years when we have cloned a breeding population.
The Virgin Painted Pebble vs the Salvation Mountain Chad.
>>1084939
i like this one
stop ruining my forest with your low effort joke rocks man.
People are placing "motivational" wood signs on trees here in Brazil.
>still painting rocks
hahah faggots get on my level
>this is fine
Sure when it only starts with one...
...But what does it lead to.
How long until everyone wants to place one of their own? How long until there's nothing left but wacky painted stones?
How long until you can't walk 5 steps without tripping over another one of these instagram stones?
sounds like you can make a fun new hobby out of finding those rocks and throwing them in a lake or destroying them or whatever
>>1089831
This is etsy shit, right? Right?
Please tell me this shit's sold online and not actually deployed innawoods.
>mfw
>>1081587
Cairns aren't permanent and can be fixed in 2 seconds.
>>1089792
>ask those messed up swastikas
>>1076471
How can you like nature and support trump?
>>1090096
I love nature, am a strong supporter of the National Parks, and support Trump.
>>1076402
Hiking on trails ever. there is your problem.
>>1082667
>>1089829
If you want a picture of the future, imagine an "artsy" mulatto putting toxically-painted stones in the wilderness for her Instagram, forever.
>>1076402
i think this shit is cute
>To bring happiness to people trying to get outside
THEY ARE ALREADY OUTSIDE, I'M BRINGING MYSELF HAPPINESS BY BEING OUTSIDE. IF THESE SUBURBANITE RETARDS NEED TO LOOK AT GAY VIBRANT ROCKS TO BE HAPPY WHILE "TRYING TO GET OUTSIDE" (WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN THEY ARE ALREADY OUTSIDE) THEN MAYBE THEY SHOULD JUST FUCKING KILL THEMSELVES.
>black and white ATM
this is a blue board, dude
plz do these instead :
'i hate niggers'
'stick me in your butt'
'25% discount'
'made in china'
>>1076445
>>1078873
>STOP DISLIKING WHAT I LIKE
>>1090096
The same way you can like nature and support bringing in hundreds of thousands of new people.
>>1081148
>When you nutted but she still sucking
>>1091480
(((Global warming)))
>>1091480
>national parks = nature
>>1076402
I unironically like cairns but this is fucking unacceptable.
>>1080643
I bet these are the sort of people who leave arse-wipe everywhere on the trail as well. Nothing gets me madder than that.
Well looks like going out didn't actually cure your autism
>Labor Day weekend
>forced to be /in/ because of all the normie faggots crawling all over the usually quiet woods and mountain
And now you lay this shit on me!
>>1092888
This, but just modify existing rocks, don't add more to the environment. The feeling some phone-faced bitch will get when she sees her "inspirational" forced happiness stone has been repainted to that racist internet frog that the literal Nazis like.
>>1090344
Kek
>>1089829
>>1089831
What are you autistic? There are way too many rocks and too little people who are even into the whole rock painting hobby. Cavemen used to be into painting rocks yet you don't see me tripping into pictures of deer and spears every five minutes while on a hike. You should be more afraid of actual deforesting and shit if the woods look that important to you.
>>1081248
about fuckin a whole nation in the asshole
>>1092897
Whats the problem with this?
>>1093265
Shitty colour and paint job
>>1092894
Or better. Links to 'red pills'
I don't see why you guys don't just chuck these into the woods when you find them, just as easy as cairn- kicking
you guys are really cheeky today
>>1094989
How new are you?
>>1095002
Muh rock piles
>>1076402
I painted them too well and got annoyed when people took them
so i stopped
>>1095002
Oh, wow, what a helpful response!
>>1095210
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Lurk more. People are asking and answering this question every damn week.
>>1076402
just start painting your own with swastikas and MAGA on them. that will ruin it for the faggot hippies
>>1076402
if you actually go on a challenging hike then things like this wont be an issue.
>>1076402
women.
>>1076402
Its fucking annoying. When Im out there I DONT want to be reminded of others, especially not of faggoty hipster liberals. That's why I go hiking in the first place.
>>1076542
this a thousandfold
>>1095217
What question?
>>1094989
Cairns actually have a purpose to mark trails and other landmarks to be able to navigate in the wilderness. When people start building cairns just to post on instagram and not taking them down once they are done taking photos, it messes with other cairns and can cause hikers to get disoriented out in the wilderness
>>1076402
i seen 3 of them on the ground at a trail entrance so i pissed on them and when exiting the trail i dumped a bag of dogpoop on them :)
>>1097981
doing the lord's work
Found another one today. I threw it in the bushes but when I turned around to see where my dog was he had it in his mouth. I'm in the USA so I don't know what the "la palma" means
>>1076402
you hate this now, but finding one after teotwawki would be kind of comforting
>>1099006
It's one of the Canary Islands. This fad is dumb.
>>1076402
people have done this for ages.
I remember like 15-years ago being with my family seeing a big pile of these at a local beach in oregon.
look at me I'm a cool adult getting mad at rocks on the internet
>>1097762
Maybe people used cairns when hiking 200 years ago, but now everyone that isn't poor has a gps.. and if you can't afford a gps of some kind, you're too poor to be hiking. sorry, not sorry.