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Bear Grylls is 17x more badass then Les Stroud, and not because of some shitty Discovery channel shows.

>>849960
>Lol I drink my own piss, so much edge!
>I put myself in stupid situations for teh lulz
>Watch me eat this fuckin catapiller!!!!!1!!!

Proceeds to have his stomach pumped and goes to sleep in a hotel every night.

Also
Dosent carry his cameras, isnt alone, always has 20+ people with him at any one time

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>>849948
respect for how genuine he is, half the show is him failing repeatedly until he gets it right or makes an alternate plan

>I would like Survivorman to add 1 "phone a friend for advice" sat phone call per episode, and the friend he calls is Ray Mears and they figure out how to unfuck Les' shit together

It'd be cool if anyone else worked in Yellowstone on this board too!

>>849900
Bump out of interest for stories

How did you get the job?
What do you do?
How much do you get paid for how long you work?
Do you have any stories?

>>849838
I use an old gameboy pouch to hold my sunpass, zipties, electrical tape, few rubber nitrate gloves. On my motorcycle. You can always experiment with diffrent items.

>>849840
I do have a motorcycle bit always ride with a backpack

>>849845
I would advise agaist riding with a backpack for multiple reasons. One is neck and spinal stress.

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because i don't sleep in hotels when i go /out/

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>>849837
>1999+17
>not sleeping in when /out/
stay sharp my britbong friendo.

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Do sponsorships count?

>>849750
I'd recommend visiting the Fishing General thread which is on Episode 79
>>848701 →

Depends on what your fishing for

Find that out and ask the guy at the local fishing store (not a big box store, the small corner joint) they won't do you wrong if you come in with a reasonable budget

i can help you out if you are more specific. what fish do you want to catch and are you throwing lures or fishing with bait?

Bring a length of sturdy rope and a foldable chair and hang yourself in the woods

>>849699
I'm just looking for serious advice. Why do you want to treat me like this? Why do you want to say hurtful things to people?

bump

Anyone who is not a faggot who would like to help me?

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Wtf is primitive hiking?

>>849697
>Wtf is primitive hiking?

its the term state parks use when there are no facilities nearby, no power outlets, and your car cant get to the campsite.


and to answer your questions OP- mount greylock has some great primitive sites (where the leantos are) that are first come first serve and you probably wont see any other people.

your best bet is to pick a park call the ranger station and ask if they have any camp sites that are not on the campgrounds.

>>849712
None of those things you listed have anything to do with hiking.

Fridge in the front.
Mattress in the back. I use a swag to keep dirt off my sheets.
Large toolbox with cooking gear.
Pack a shovel, chair and table.

An awning makes a difference but isn't essential.

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>>849574
So.... You're basement dweler level 19?
Look out the window man, theres crazy shit out there....

>>849598
How did you know my level?

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Go hunting and camping.

>>849476
There are ghettos in Indiana?

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Get started, you'll be a better man for it

>>849182
>It also needs to do a better job of interpreting African, Asian, Latino, Native American, labor, LGBT, immigrant and women's history on national park landscapes.
You know, it's strange how few movies feature non-white cowboys. You sometimes get hispanics, but that's about it. Which is strange, considering there were a good amount of black cowboys running away from Reconstruction at the time. Yet the only times we really see them is the occasional buffalo soldier.

>>849182
Take your whiny faggotry back to >>>/news/

Not /out/ reported, saged and called the cops.

>>849203
Every cowboy movie made now has a black hero (as it should be) but until there are only black and POC cowboys in all movies past and present the struggle for fairness will continue. But when will the trans cowboys be recognized

>>848944
For the thin ones when I want to show off my nipples.

>>848944
shit's abrasive on the teats always, and even when it's not trying to be /fa/ it's really just trying to kinda /fa/. pass.

Last summer I mostly wore running shirts.

>>848797
Because people dont bother me, fresh air, nature is cool, nature is scary, i get to be apart of it. Really it just feels natural to me.

>do you have a life.
no, not really. But what is a "life". does it mean that i hang out with people or that i do things in general. If its about people then im a fucking loser, if its about doing things then im alright.

>what dont you like about outdoor?(im adding a question)
my dad, he doesnt like hunting by himself(which i get for saftey) and the fact even when im with him we are doing thing by his book and pace. Which erks the shit out of me.

I really cant stand people because when you around them you have to act by a standard that is pointless.
My best days in life are when i dont say a word.

I need a battle buddy though.

>>848803
I need a bed buddy, wanna hop in?

>>848803
>taking the bait

>>848691
>But is it 4 dollars better?
yes. the material they use on scum frogs is much cheaper and the hooks are shittier. ive lost two scum frogs due to them getting ripped in half. never had that happen ever with any other brand of frog.

How do I fish fast-moving rivers for smallmouth? I've had some success casting to slow-moving areas near fast water, but that only works sometimes. How can I read the river?

>>848701
How much line can that reel hold and what test is it?

>she's gonna get her wrist slit touching the line like that!!!! D:

>>848614
What is the point of this thread?

>>848619
Looking for advice or ideas. I realize 4chan is functionally retarded though, so I'm not expecting much.

>wildlife preserve
>megafauna
The effort it took not to make a "your mom" joke here was staggering.

The only actual answer is to stop being poor however. There is no way around that.

Good light weight base layer is a start, keeping moisture off your skin important. Then maybe a fleece or wool sweater, then something for wind and rain like a shell. Learn to layer, de-layer before you start to sweat, get acclimated to the cold. More you "fight" the cold it will get to you faster so learn to relax. Foot powder isn't just for your feet (helps keep the base layer do it's job). Make sure she is eating and drinking plenty of water, it will keep you warm.

Tell yer girl to harden the fuck up.

>>848435
>can't handle weather under 70 degrees
triggered