I'm going to a trecking trip this january (summer here) to the forests of patagonia.
I'm going to spend most of the day deep in the forest. What are the essentials I should bring in my backpack?
>>889054
Pack you sense of wonder, because Patagonia looks like it's off the chain, son!
>>889054
You should already know the essentials or you shouldn't even be going on the trip.
>>889054
be sure to pack your dragon dildo
Hey guys this Lil guy chills on my window some times and I was just curious as to what kinda tarantula this is ?
nigger you're fucking lucky to have a tarantula chilling in your house
but yeah that is definitely a tarantula.
>>888821
Nopeus Exterminatus
Hiya /out/! I just moved into an apartment with a fireplace and I'd love to have a nice cozy crackling fire this winter but I've never started one before, can you help me?
What does an apartment have to do with /out/? Put some dryer lint into a ball and place it into your fireplace. Place small twigs over it in a teepee shape with slightly thicker (finger width) sticks over it about 9 inches long. Take your fire starter and scrape it with your knife so that the sparks land on the lint and ignite it. Gently blow until the sticks are on fire. Gradually add larger wood to it until you get up to the size you want to be burning.
>>888639
I didn't know what other board to ask about starting a fire. Don't you guys like to do campouts and stuff? Thanks for the advice.
>>888648
Just don't use liquid fuel to ignite it or anything stupid and keep the temperature in a good zone so creosote doesn't start building up bad in the chimney. I mean crumble up newspaper, paper, cardboard, anything. Get some smaller kindling and put it on top, light paper or whatever. get sticks going, add larger wood. It's all basically the same. The only thing that changes is for outdoors you may not have the right stuff and have to make due if you don't prepare.
It's 2017 and the President orders you to find a way to make camping the national sport. She gives you a $10 billion budget. How do you fulfill her command?
>>888517
>increasingly nervous man reaches peak nervousness
>>888517
>camping
>sport
Fresh from down-rig in Chestertown, MD! I've got a shite ton pictures if any of you are interested. Pic related: Main top post furling on saturday night. I'm here to attempt to answer any and all questions!
Bumping
>>888280
How many whores did ye plunder?
Hey guys, three of my friends are going camping on a budget, any advice on what to bring?
water
what kind of camping? are cars involved? is a campground involved? we need at least rudimentary information OP.
yes you need food & water as a starting point
>>887893
Camping at a regular camp ground, one lil car, can fit three of us comfortably.
Camp ground really doesn't care what you do as long as you don't kill anything and basic amenities block
2 nights of camping in developed ground (only allowed fire sites due to strict fire season regulations)
Site fee: $40
Food and Water: $35
Gas: $40
Fire Wood: $20
So expensive to be /out/
>>887878
Don't car camp. I can get beautiful sites on lakes, just gotta get there first (backpack)
Make food at home, or just buy the cheapest stuff you can.
Drive out will take gas, but less hopefully.
If you go near woods, wood is free.
>>887878
>0$ fee
>8-15$ food
>0$ water
>10-20$ gas
>1$ Alcohol fuel
What are you doing?
>>887969
>9000$ fee
>5963$ food
>2453$ water
>6347343$ jet fuel
>10000000$ uranium cozy
I can make shit up too
I'm looking for a good cordless electric blower that I can use for leaves and dusting (job site) I figure someone here could help this one is a 56 volt 110mph 530cfm blower is that good or is there something better also blower thread?
>>887480
>electric
Sigh...
Electric lawn tool use is the leading cause of yeast infections for males age 18 to 65.
>>887480
If you're looking to do some really hard-core blowing, you should try asking on /soc/. They're the real experts around here.
>>887480
OP try >>>/diy/. Also, as someone who sold lawn care products many years ago I would not generally recommend an electric, especially a cordless. Cordless is good for clearing off the porch and patio and maybe sawdust in the garage, corded electric is good for de-leafing the flower bed, walkways, and the pool deck, and gas is for everything else.
I mean, only you know what size job you need to tackle but running the battery out on that thing before you're done dusting or whatever and it's gotta charge for hours. If you can't use a corded one because it's a job site buy a cheep gas one. They can be had for under $100.
Do you have any pics or better descriptions of the job at hand?
Gday /out/
Dumb question perhaps, but when a campsite has "powered sites" is that like a regular wall plug or a special socket just for caravans etc.
>>887301
TreeFCI?
I would generally assume they are talking about electrical hookups for campers/RVs
>>887307
lel.
Damn, im ausfag btw so don't know if it might be different here.
Im out for my wilderness first responder course next week and will need to be keeping on top of emails at night, so would need to charge my laptop. suppose could just go to the 24 hour maccas nearby or something haha.
>>887316
Powered sites in Aus have normal power
Hnngg
I hnngg you're mum :DD
>clip in
>fall
>die
/HGT/ kick the old thread off the board edition
Welcome back to another edition of shitpost general!
Watch as subhuman junkie rapists try and defend their horrible lives from good, honest tax paying citizens!
On my way out of the PNW, will be in Wyoming by the night. Stoked on the nice weather
Vagrancy is illegal.
>>885675
Solid first post
Man it sure sucks that we need to insulate ourselves so much in the winter.
I laid myself out a lovely bed of sticks but I still freeze in the night, so it's not enough.
But I'l never use a tent, tents are for faggots.
I need more sticks..
I am hoping to start a cattle farm in the next couple of years, but really don't know all that much about it. I am planing on using black angus, as it is the predominant choice in western kentucky. Also maybe starting at 30 head in a confinement barn.
I don't want to fuck up so if you guys have any advice or experience it would be greatly appreciated.
What the fuck
>>885292
lol'd
Work for a farm first, at-least a year, this is not a if, but or maybe, just fucking do it.
You may absolutely hate it, then you know not to start a farm.
Try and find a course on livestock agriculture as well, it should teach you on what to do and how to do it. Find out about the business side of things (Supplying retail stores, marketing e.c.t.) and save alot of money.
Any sc/out/s wanna talk about innacanyons? Want to camp out in the desert and outside of the obvious
>drink water you faggot
does anyone else have any advice?
>are tents<hammocks if you cant find any trees
>best pupper for heat
>to hatchet or big knife [spoiler]for you [/spoiler]
>fuck i forgot my chips
>>884863
Desert camper here, I always pack a tent because fuck waking up to scorpions or snakes in your bag with you. I usually camp during the cooler parts of the year, but I do have a sleeping bag my mom made me out of 2 Mexican blankets sowed together that rules for summer camping.
>>884863
> chips
> at least somebody 'members
My old Queensland heeler ruled for AZ weather. But she would have ruled anywhere.
If you are going to hammock inna canyon look to cams and wedges for rock climbing and 50' of webbing, sling your hammock on a long line.
I'll still do The Canyon in June and July, but admittedly, full survival mode is indicated.
Pic from tail end of last May on the South Kaibab teail. It was still early morning.
>>884863
No reason to use a tent. I usually pack a collapsible hammock stand if I'm going somewhere without many trees.
I know that there's a lot of watches better than this one, but can't find other with compass in a $100-$150 dlls price. What do you think? Do we need a compass in watches or any G-Shock Series (as example) without compass are better?.
If you up your budget to 180-200 you can get a decent pro trek. The 3000 has compass, thermometer, altimeter, barometer, sun rise and set data, and solar recharge.
If you are interested in survival being able to note presure changes is super nice. Also not having to mentally think about how long until sunset is nice when deciding on setting up camp and deciding on trails.
>>882217
>and solar recharge.
This
If you're after a suvivalist, military, outdoors watch that won't fail, don't fall for the Farmin or Suunto Meme where those watches have a million cool features but will die on you in 2 weeks to 18 hours.
Go for something simpler that has your basics and compass capability, altimeter optional that stays working via Solar or Kinetic. Chances are it won't be too expensive either.
Just get the Gshock 9400 gw-9400-1cr has all the compass shit and solar powered and it less than $200. Doesn't look too bad either.
Anyone wanna go cave diving with me?
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/10/18/two-divers-found-dead-after-exploring-treacherous-underwater-cave-system.html
>>878429
Imagine doing this, but underwater with scuba gear on and your air is slowly running out.
>>878431
i love watching the videos of these people getting stuck on youtube
rip nuttyputty
>not wanting to cave dive