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>>901895
I think it's on purpose

>>901895
Because they wait for you to turn around and then jump on your back and bite into your neck, while scraping open your lower back with their hind legs.
They then try to reposition their jaw until they get a got choke on you.
You suffocate while feeling big and dull teeth digging into your neck; the warmth of the lions mouth and it's growl, so close that it seems like you hear it in your head.
You get that primal feeling, this merciless beast going through with it no matter what. It's stone hard body is immobilizing you completely.
The only thing you think is that if you don't reply to this post your knife will bend in your sleep tonight, while slowly passing out.

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They are cute.. Their attacks on humans are so rare too. Live stock is a different story though.

>>901732
>oldfuck walks around in forests out of boredom
>omg so badass

>>901736
better than being a wage cuck and working your whole life.

>>901737
stay homeless, you teenage faggot.

>>901691
Ask your father or your Minister first as they know you and your abilities better, yes?

>>901709
I do not know my father nor do I have a Minister.

>>901691
> 18 y/o
> don't know where to go

>>901718
> I don't know my father
> I don't have a Minister

I see your problem. You know "Minister" can be substituted for "insert spiritual advisor here".

Have you no connection to or awareness of your higher self?

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>>901684
Are there any storm drains nearby?

What about a river? That's what the rest of /out/ as well as Dave Matthews Band would do.

>>901687
There are no storm drains, though I'm not sure that'd be a good idea anyways.

There IS supposedly an abandoned city-septic-system that was used back in like, the 80's when the old barn on the property was a poolhouse for some rich-ass people who used to live in the subdivision that used to occupy this area.
Considering heavily about seeing if I can still get stuff to drain down there. If I can... >.> I'm not that concerned about where it goes after that. :D

>>901684
You can't just pop the cap.
For a few reasons.
Code is actually a separate chamber for inlet with a filter between main tank for most states.
And there's no way to properly seal a hose in the lid, its it like a pickle jar- you'll be smelling shit forever. The tank is buried for a reason.
Just dig up the pipe and cut in- I'm not familiar with any saddles but I wouldn't doubt they exist.

Look up code for run/drop.
Too much of an angle and water outruns paper/poop and it will clog.
Too shallow of an angle and it won't flow away and clog again.

>>901606

What exactly do you want to hear?

Your snowball bush is called a snowball bush, other than that, a simple google of "[season] theme" should give more than enough of an idea to branch out from.

>I'm an artist
>I'm basically an ignoramus

pretty much go hand in hand in my experience, but its not to hard to pick plants when you have the entire internet at your disposal.

>>901642
In my case it's a matter of having too much to go through. I'm asking for more of a curated selection; I guess what you are more likely to envision when you think about a season compared to me being given a spread online and using my limited knowledge of gardening.

I can pick plants but I want to know what is quintessentially "fall" or "spring" to someone who knows more about gardening or plant life than I do, does that make sense to you?

Also apologies for the late reply, and I appreciate your reply. Thank you.

>>901606
Trilliums might be cute for spring

>>901477
>compass
>$150
whoa whoa whoa... what

>>901479
Are you implying that budget is too high or too low?

>>901480
what kind of functions do you expect from a 150 dollar compass?

Fuck you deer enabler. They are pests, shoot them for the good of all /out/

>>901415
Google food plot.

It's easy.

>>901425
Isn't there a cat thread on /an/ for you to shit up right now?

>>901359
Who gives a fuck? If it works, it works, anon. Just buy the thing and stop overthinking it.

>>901359
Can anyone explain why I would want a smart watch? I waffle between the value of no technology when going out and the value of having technology.

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>>901982

With a smartwatch you can now have a smartwrist instead of just a smartpocket.

do these actually do anything? never really tried walking sticks, but they seem kinda unnecessary.
Am I wrong on this, should i give them a try?

>>902792
They are good for places with uneven footing or at the end of a long day when you just have to push that extra mile.

Personally I only use them when I'm going to be using a tarp shelter and know that I won't have trees to tie off to of cut poles from.

>>901171
Fuck off to /k/ if you want to play soldier, manchild.

>>901177
Fuck off to >>>/b/ if you want to play elitist cocksucking trapfapping keyboard warrior, you cancerous faggot. Anon got a decent thrift shop score, wants to see if anyone else around here has done similar.

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>kelty

Good choice. Bretty guud packs.

I have friends up in Casper who i visit. Wyoming is a great state imo, lots of natural shit to do. Also some great climbing if you're into that

>>901089
FYI a lot of land in Wyoming is super cheap because there's no water available.

Also the weather is boiling in the summer and subarctic in the winter. And there's huge lightening storms and tornadoes, plus tracking is fucking up the aquifers.

Good skiing in Jackson, though.

>>901093
Damn, I picked Wyoming because the average temp is lower in the summer than south Carolina. Shame about the water too.

>>900892
When, what time of year? Conditions vary.

>>900912
Develop your hypothesis. Conditions can't vary more than New York and other Appalachian trail states

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My research tells me it should resemble pic related, op.

>>900959
> boreal forest and high arctic
> Conditions can't vary more than New York and other Appalachian trail states

Bahahaha, oh my sweet summer child.
Have you even glanced at the monthly weather averages for a location in the NWT? Seriously, faggot. This is one of the most seasonally varied climates in North America.

>>900667
make sure you get a sticker that says "I'm not as autistic as my bike."

Those fenders won't keep you all that dry and if you're past middle school I can't imagine a BMX ever being the right choice for anything. For winter just get an old rigid mountain bike for cheap, some Planet Bike Cascadia, fenders and ride it until it rusts.

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2015 Giant Defy AP 1. My first real road bike. It makes me feel like a champion.

>>900563
That sounds like quite a pain in the arse.

Joking aside, I've heard that lady's tights can help but I've never needed to try it myself. You could try asking a physician.

>>900563
Tried Chamois cream?

2nd on the tights, I've heard from several people that some panty hose will keep you from chafing.

>>900478
Depending where you're going, you can probably do away with the wash basin if there's adequate water. But a small sponge and a small squeeze bottle for concentrate detergent makes life easy. Most are biodegradable/grey water safe as a bonus. Same for washing clothes - a small amount of concentrate, because nobody wants to wear stinking rags.

Do you plan to take electronics? Small folding panels are piss cheap these days, and you can get small battery chargers that run off USB - Xtar VC2/VC4 are good for this, and (in the VC4's case) charge both lithium and NiMH batteries, so that's basically all equipment covered.

Lastly, hammocks make for some mad light sleeping, but it's up to your preferences.

>>900499
Also always have ways to get drinking water handy, dammit.

You sound like you're sorted for food, but consider learning to make pemmican if you're hiking between spots and don't get anything, or don't want to pay for food.

Really, there's a lot you can get, but there's a difference between a full bag and an overloaded mess of a bag. Are you going solo or with others?

>>900500
Oh, and a mylar blanket. Piss cheap, lightweight and can save your ass if it gets freezing. Useful as signalling or tent/hammock insulation, too.