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>>946297
Pack a butt plug for invasive insects.

Bring gin & tonic to cure malaria

>>946297

I was in the amazon a few years ago around this time of year, its fucking amazing and youre gonna have the time of your life.

ALWAYS check your shoes before putting them on. I went on a multi hour hike, and when I got back I took my shoe off and out came a fucking massive cockroach. I was lucky it wasn't something more nasty.

Enjoy the 'mazon anon.

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Warlock mine Julian California

A lot of rusted vent tubing in this one.

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helps if i post the pics.

It can get pretty scary sometimes. I went outside a couple of days ago and was minding my own business when a girl talked to me.

>>951329
>gril
I thought this was a MGTOW board?

>>951329
As an /out/ist that grew up being alone in the outdoors. It's always scary when a girl confronts me. I am learning to communicate with them though.

I'm going XC skiing in half an hour or so.

>>949510
Prolly no one. That's why they're posting here

>>949510
Not me, I'm a /summerbaby/

>>948420
wow, thanks for letting me know of information that literally EVERYONE knows about

>>948420
>beating your wife with a club

I'm in.

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>>948420

>>948185
What does the position entail?
How does one qualify?
What is your education?

Sounds like a sweet job.

>>948185
I live in sedro woolley. Also called The gateway to the north cascades.

Outdoor activities are many. Climbing, fishing, boating, kayaking and the obvious hiking. Pretty much whatever you feel like doing out in the woods. Plus you have the holy grail of all gate keys at your disposal.

>>951043
>Selfish government employees locking the public out of the woods so they can trash it in peace

>>950321
Dismantle the EPA. No more EPA, fewer jobs for enviro majors. Fewer jobs for enviro majors, fewer enviros running around implementing their "genius" ideas.

>>950338
Exactly. We need less regulations for companies. Let them figure out the most environmentally friendly way to dispose of waste. Booming economy = more people pulling themselves up by the bootstraps.

>>950346
Regulation is fine. But we need regulation of regulation. Unregulated regulation is killing our country.

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>>949535

>>949535
Table and stools? Sounds like you're going to turn a really simple hike into a struggle. Women aren't impressed by watching a guy struggle to do simple things.

The most you should carry is a light blanket. I'd also trade the bottle for a wine bag because broken glass sucks.

I wish you the best. And by best, I mean I hope you get laid and then realize that getting your dick wet isn't worth being told how to live for the rest of your life.

Take her on a short hike. Keep talking about your cock. Eventually whip it out. If she likes you you get a bj, if she doesn't like you drop the bitch. No sense wasting energy wooing because she already knows if she wants to swallow your seed

>>946805
Hah! I own that jacket. Really like it. At the time I was looking for something that would basically be a upgrade from wearing a classic woodsman shirt when outside and when I did not need a full water proof. So aestethic, light softshell I guess.

>>946844
Ok but in your best effort at being unbiased... Is it comfortable?

I'd really like to buy one (the unlined version). I bought something kind of similar material wise, and while it was aesthetic, I found it bunchy and uncomfortable. Is the skogso cut in such a way that makes it comfy? I have no way to try it on first

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r8

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>>946609
>My girlfriend's food

>>946609
Don't worry. Chad and jamal will keep her well fed.

>>946609
Pemmican. It's nutritionally complete, shelf-stable, and is made of a few easily a obtainable ingredients.

>ground jerky - protein, low fat content is ideal for long-term storage.
>rendered suet - calories, fatty acids, and doesn't rot or spoil making it ideal for long-term storage.
>dried berries - vitamins, minerals, and sweetener.

Mix it all together in a big bowl, flatten it out in a pan, and cut candy-bar sized slices. Each candy-bar slice is nutritionally sufficient for one adult human for one day. By smothering your dried ingredients in the rendered suet you are sealing them in a coat of rot-proof, spoil-proof, and calorie-dense medium.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nowak#Charges_of_attempted_kidnapping_at_Orlando_Airport

>>946400
If you do enough molly you will be so sweaty you won't have time to piss.

Remember to just drink plenty of water.

The plan here is to go to a concert and carry a plastic bag with you to piss into. Unfortunately, the preferred plastic bag is too expensive, and you are looking for ideas to do this on the cheap.

Just making sure I understand.

>>944972
when you have to stop suddenly you can really set your heels into the dirt.

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>>944972
Makes your ass look thicc

>>944972
btw modern footware seems to move away from them even military boots are more like comfier hiking boots nowadays.

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>>944519
the one you have

haha

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>>944532
Isee you are a memester. Iam aslo a meme afficiando.

>>944519
a scandinavian knife, no, not "scandi grind", a scandinavian knife, traditional knife from sweden or finland.
-oh no you cant batoon with those!
well you arent supposed to use a knife like a axe, you use a axe like a axe.

>>934839
Spiders and other critters may be an issue for people who are squeamish about that sort of thing, and I doubt that leaves would trap air as well as a pad or underquilt (though still a lot more than nothing). There's also the fact that if the leaves get wet, your hammock will soak through into your bag and clothing. That said, you might have something there, so long as you're realistic about the drawbacks.

>>934841
There are definitely always drawbacks and I have no delusions of grandeur in regard to surpassing modern tech in function. That being said I am glad you agree that there is potential. I've been designing a pseudo minimalist overnight pack and one facet is a tarp hammock. I would like to be able to use it 3/4 seasons here in New England for casual one night camps and worry that the cold will shut me out in early spring and late fall. There are supposed to be some nice days coming up and I have a day off of work which will avail me a night to test the idea. I'm thinking I could maybe even build a small fence around the leaves to contain them. I could use sticks or perhaps even just paracord looped around the trees I am hanging on.

>>934841
>>934860
P.s. using a tarp hammock helps largely prevent moisture issues.

>the food is shit
>the people are shit
>the infrastructure is shit
>they leech money from us but REEEEEE about independence all the time
>full of Greenlanders
only good thing is that you can buy a gun at the grocery store, so i could kill myself faster if i had to live there and the "nature" ( aka snow and nothing but snow) is neat i guess
T. Dane who visited twice

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>>951015
Tell us how you really feel anon.

>>951015
I flew over the southern tip of it once and the glaciers looked amazing. So I guess if you want to walk on a big ass glacier it would be good for that.