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/dbt/ - [ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d]

Dream to Meme Edition

>Shit Photos & WebM
>Shit Routes & Maps
>Shit Gear & Accessories
>Shit Adventures & Stories
>Shit Questions & Answers

DBT Map of shit:
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=z7CKLSFiJH_M.kMZoQpBOKipI

New to bikes? Read this shit, no one else does >>10361928 → →

outside shit: >>>/out/603272

sound shit: >>>/wsg/755359

Last shit >>13615635
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First for SV650 a good
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i need your opinion, are these tires good for 95% street 5% light dirt?
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>>13618154
90% of corners are blind on nearby tougays...
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>>13618255
i dont know read the description? does it say it?
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>>13618255
my m8 uses those on his panigale.

He said they were great, did an entire around australia journey and never got a puncture, made the panigale workable on gravel roads too.
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>>13618277
>trusting the corporate jew

>>13618279
well i guess then they're okay for my dinky f650 as well, cheers mate
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>>13618286
>trusting random people on le internet
hmm this seems like an equally retarded choice
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>>13618279
fucking hell that bikes looks gorgeous from every angle.

Jewcati knocked it out of the park with the 899
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>>13618290
well that's why i didn't trust you :^)
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>>13618310
with good reason mate
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Do dual sport tires give better wet weather traction on pavement?
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Transalp guy are you here?

Are we doing this tomorrow/sunday? Check your Emails.
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>>13618318
no
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>>13618306
it's an 1199 actually.

I agree they look great and photograph well, I've got a great snap of the back of one (a different one).

Sometimes their owners just disappoint me though, I think a little too many bought it just for the looks or perceived "prestige" (it's a ferrari on two wheels bro), around here last year the panigales were actually the highest selling sportbikes, above cbr's gsx-r's r1's...everything but the owners still have some kind of assumed air of exclusivity surrounding them (obviously this guy doesn't care about that lol)

The 899's are by far less afflicted by this phenomenon, usually when you see a panigale up out and about getting into it on the twisties or whatever it's an 899.
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>>13618318
yes
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>>13618318
maybe
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posting boring webms of some mountain/park/road trip thing
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>>13618279
>touring an entire continent on a Ducati

Jesus, you Australians really are crazy.
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>got caught staring
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>>13618318
well this is what tyres that are literally designed to grip hard in wet conditions (and do nothing else) look like.

You can draw your own conclusions, (silica content also matters).

>>13618351
you wanna hear something crazy, he sold his multistrada to buy the panigale about 2 months before he went.
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>>13618359
thats gorgeous, where is that?
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Motoped email
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clearly wanted to fug but I didn't like the look of that dog
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>>13618359
mourne mountains lad? or black mountain?

>>13618366
NORRRRLERRNN IREELANNN
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>>13618371
[email protected]
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Goodnight sweet prince
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>>13618386
lel so that's like the highest mountain in the entire country you were on, right?
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>>13618359
Slieve Gullion in Ireland. Just a tiny mountain but the forest park there has a one way scenic road you can drive along which is quite nice. Would have been nicer with less clouds and more sunshine.
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>>13618388
the will buff out.. ur cheery.
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>>13618388
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THAT POOR THING YOU MONSTER
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>>13618366
Fucking replied to myself.
>>13618401
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>>13618388
You look like you're a little low on oil
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>>13618404
Some dummy knocked it over with a truck. Got her insurance info, the fizzer will ride again, but... damn.
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>that happy feel when you finally manage to prop your phone up against a rock and get a half decent photo
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>>13618387
sent ;)
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>>13618411
Ah ok. I thought it was wrecked. Good luck getting it back up and running.
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>>13618409
>tfw oil had like 300 miles on it
Damn
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>Riding around city
>Come up to 100km/h freeway
>At lights just before it
>Realise I can test the 0-100(60mph) time
>Blasting away, over run a bit, end up 20 over
>Heart is racing
>Completely forgot about counting
Oh well, lets call it 4.5, that's about average for the bike

Decent for a 250
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>>13618416
how many cc is that m8
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>>13618423
124 pure made in Brasil square centimeters
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>>13618388
Is it only the cover that cracked cause it looks like that split in the bottom goes past just the cover.
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>>13618379
>disliking german shepherds

what's wrong with you

give it a belly rub and it'd probably let you fug her
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>>13618429
>Brasil
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>>13618416
one of these days ill pull up beside you at the lights tbh
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>mfw some nazis still have a conversation in the old thread
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>>13618416
you're cool, but you're not as cool as this guy
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y/n ?
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>>13618429
>another 125 bruh
damn noice


>>13618447
you wouldn't want the conversation here, right?
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>>13618445
It's only a matter of time, m8.

>>13618449
Soon.
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>>13618449
tfw no xr6 slowmachine

>>13618416
you do some ammount of miles on that shitpiece, are you not from lurgan? i barely go more than 30 miles on my 125 because theyre so fucking shit and slow

cant wait to get a 6 hunna
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>>13618458
or you could be like that faggot cactus
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>>13618466
what happened to him anyways?
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>>13618450
N tbqfh fam
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>>13618475
k
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>>13618471
he fucked a tranny and then he dropped his name because he didn't wanted to be connected to the shame anymore.
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>>13618480
was the tranny hot? any pics?
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>>13618323
Yo I'm here. Hold on
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>>13618464
About 3000km since I bought it a couple of months ago. Starting to run out of new places to ride it without going 60+ miles to the west. I'm about 30 minutes south of Belfast. Hoping to get my A licence before the end of the year if I can find the cash and bother my ass.

>>13618466
Did he died?
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>>13618500
i've put about 180km on my 125 in 2 years

absolutely detest the fucking thing, cant wait to get a big yoke
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>>13618454
>>another 125 bruh
>damn noice
I've been here all summer, m8.
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>>13618509
What kind of bike are you looking to get?
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>>13618480
>spaten
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>>13618511
eh I know, but I somehow always thought yuor bike was a two fiddy.
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>>13618514
was going to buy a '88 FZR 400 with a spare 600 engine exhaust and carbs etc from kildare for £320, the fella was willing to drive it to belfast for £400 all in

maybe you wanna get your wallet out? he says all the plastics are there just looks like it needs put together tbh

you could sell that engine exhaust and carbs and make back the money you paid for the whole lot

http://www.donedeal.co.uk/motorbikes-for-sale/1988-yamaha-for-400/10533357
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>>13618480
>implying any trannies around here are passable/fuckable

no, I'm still around.
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>>13618526
no one belives you without your name, Cactus.

>>13618518
>caring about beer
lel
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>>13618530
>implying putting a name or trip on would matter in this day and age on dbt

believe me or not, fam, I still lurk
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https://soundcloud.com/paulnik/13-nena-vs-eminem-nur-getraumt-hifi-brown

official new riding song
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>>13618522
I remember seeing you post about it. Don't think I could afford it at the moment and I'm probably going to look for another dualsport after I get the license anyway.
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>>13618548
Do you still bang dudes though? What does a dick taste like?
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>>13618548
that collar looking fresh homie
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look at this beast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuh5BwvCH-w
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>>13618339
I DON'T KNOW
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>>13618556
never started and wouldn't know, tbh

>>13618558
Thanks. Looking forward to cooler weather because that textile is comfy as fuck
>and its a hoodie underneath
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>>13618570
can you repeat the question
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How do get over my nervousness of driving /dbt/
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>>13618573
dude you said you wanted to bang a tranny
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look at this beta cuck

AAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e22lbrb5Z0
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>>13618593
Accept death.
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>>13618594
the thought is hilarious but to actually go through with it I'd probably back out.
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>>13618599
Aint scared of death, I'm scared of the consequences of an accident, the embarrassment mainly
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>>13618593
my heart was thumping the whole time i did my test and i used to be unable to sleep because i knew i had to drive tomorrow

dunno but it goes away eventually lad just make sure you have a reason to drive rather than driving for the sake of it like going to a friends house or commuting to work
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So how long should a carb'd bike warm up for?
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test
>>>/wsg/783573
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>>13618597
you can tell the camerman is a little passive asian, they have no test and will let men kiss their wives while they pretend not to look
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>>13618597
I dunno man that seemed like a nice thing to do

my internet investigation skills tell me they had a conversation before hand. Like he paid for gas and the guy said "oh nice bike can I sit on it" and he agreed.
I would be hesitant to start it though, one wrong hand or foot movement and that bike is going to the grave
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>Turning on my bike
>Decent lean, very tight corner
>Hit road reflector thing
>Feel rear wheel bounce out
Sweaty as fuck
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>>13618653
that's nothing
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>>13618653
>tfw fucking around in parking lot
>make the bike lean way more by leaning opposite the direction of the turn
>big ole clown foot scrapes the ground cause its not on the peg correctly
>then peg touches
>all at about 35mph
that was a little butt puckering
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>>13618683
>Hit ditch
Crash
>Hit grate
Crash

Death trap
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>>13618617
Having dreams about owning a Harley, killer?
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>>13618689
>not bunny hopping over them
do you even race on the touge?
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>>13618550
It's shit

my new song
https://youtu.be/OdkWwgTEqag
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>>13618575
you're not the boss of me now
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>>13618755
did the crash destroy that shitty exhaust too?
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>>13618371
Wr email
>>13618387
False. My email is a bunch of random numbers. Even I don't really remember
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have you ever let your friends who've never ridden before ride your motorcycle?

makes me uneasy to be honest
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nice edgy nnja faggot
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>>13618323
Ibbenbüren ist acutally pretty close to me. Would be in if you do this on sunday.
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>>13618774
I let Alamoanon ride my FJ1200 after only riding for a month or so. It's not worth anything though so I didn't care if he crashed it as long as he didn't get hurt.
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>>13618351
there's a guy on advrider doing a RTW on a panigale 1299
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>>13618485
>Hold on
Weather looks better tomorrow compared to Sunday. I'm working on the TomTom right now (havnt had this thing for very long).

Is anyone else definitely in?
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>>13618774
Nope.

I only let a friend with licence but no bike ride because he agreed to pay price I bought it for + 100€ if he recks it.
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>>13618799
Fine with me, I could swing by in Lingen and then we could start the Tour in Ibbenbüren.

>>13618485
What do you think?
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Is this worth $2500? for my first bike
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>>13618886
we already told you

yes, its a good bike, don't worry about the mileage
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>>13618764
Kek I wish. New exhaust soon, got a bunch of work to do over the winter to her.
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>>13618871
Zephyrguy would join on Sunday >>13618799
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God damn, I had such a splitting headache all day from soldering but if riding wasn't fun today I don't know.
Went and checked out a bit of the west of Berlin via backroads and an island. Felt like a GTA game, looking at the map, seeing some park, saying "I want to go there" and then riding there like a madcunt.
Then I decided to head home. Fired up the GPS because I had no idea how to get there without using the Autobahn. Then got to a point where I knew how to get home, said fuck it and went full throttle all the way home. For some reason 180 km/h didn't feel as fast as last time.
Also it's now getting cold enough for me to be glad about having heated grips. Was wearing several layers already but it still got bretty cold.
> tfw your bike's only company in the uni bike spot are now scooters and a BMW
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So I got arrested for unrelated reasons and my baiku was left out during the most rainy 2 months of Florida's year.

I come home and my chain looks like this.

Is this beyond repair rust? I'm terrified.
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>>13618927
>two days of rain
>rust
Try harder.
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>>13618871
Bimmeranon here, I can only go tomorrow, can't miss my grandmothers birthday, now can I?
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>>13618927
You were in jail for two months???
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>>13618936
>my baiku was left out during the most rainy 2 months

nigga are you stupid
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Hi!
*takes long drag on vape*
I ride adventure bikes
*Blows smoke out nose*
What do you ride?
*fixes manbun*
a ninja 250?
*Adjusts boater shoes without socks*
lol
*checks privilege*
That's a pretty slow bike bruh
*Studies liberal arts*
my WR450 is so much faster
*Votes for bernie sanders*
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>>13618942
That or simply not paying enough attention.
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Just passed my A2

Any recommendations for a 47bhp or below bike?
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>>13618949
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>>13618942
He wasn't arrested for being smart
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>>13618927
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>>13618967
I was referring to the comment here >>13618936
who read 2 months as 2 days.
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>>13618952
KLR 650
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>>13618949
Those guys ride shitty cafe racers though. Also WR450 isn't an adventure bike
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>>13618952
GS500
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>>13618927
Just get a new chain. Chains are not that expensive.
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>>13618949
jeez
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>>13618975

One day my original question will get answered.
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>>13618683
what the fuck
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>>13618988
how about you just clean it and see what condition its in?
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>>13618996

You know, I'm actually retarded. I didn't even consider cleaning it first.

I guess the guy was right, I AM retarded.

I dunno I guess I thought if it was rusted bad enough it would be fragile or something I'm retarded.
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>refugees trashed an Audi A6
>owner asked multiple lawyers what to do
>you can't do anything and the government won't pay

REFUGEES WELCOME

>>13618952
No restriction:
GS500E
DR650
KLR650
Yamaha SZR660
XT660X
CBR500R
ninja 300
MT03
R3

With restriction:
CB500 / ER-5 / GPZ500
VFR400
CB400SF
SV650
ER6N
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>>13618886
quit posting here and just buy the fuckin thing.
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>>13619003
it looks to be more surface rust than anything
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Why do I suck at wheelies? When I dump the clutch, it sort of bounces in an out of contact. It makes me bounce these little baby wheelies up and down like 6 inches high, but that it.
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>>13619033

Rev it higher.
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>>13618871
>>13618937
So tomorrow, where do we meet and at what time? I think we shouldn't start too late, maybe 1 PM?

>>13618799
Can you make it Saturday?
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THE NUDA IS BACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu1hq4JNzxY

holy shit

it's not his old one, it's brand new but still. RJ without Nuda was weird as fuck
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>>13619083
>Could have gotten a 950 Super Enduro
>Didn't

Also
>motovloggers
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>>13619083
Didn't he just buy a Super Duke as well?
Jesus Christ what does he work to afford this many bikes, a car, a dog, holidays all the time, scuba diving and expensive as fuck exhausts?
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>>13619083
who cares what some mudslime youtube cunt is doing?

fuck off
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>>13619093
>KTM

he doesn't talk much in his daily obversations so that's fine, doesn't feel like a Vlog. Only if he makes cringeworthy stuff like talking bikes.
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I want a nuda, I shouldn't but I want one.
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>>13619094
Yep. Super Duke, Nuda, Grom and S1000RR if he still has it, not following actively.

>>13619110
>tfw
might finance one if I have a more stable income. Because if I wait until I have the money there will be no more nudas.
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>>13619094
He's a Royal Jordanian. Probably oil monies.
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>>13619114
>there will be no more nudas
>what are used bikes
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>>13619119
BUt he commutes every day to work. Would you work if you could live off your ancestors' oil shekels?
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>>13619107
You know KTM owns Husky, right?
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>>13619119
Jordan has no oil.
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>>13619127
the Nuda was a joint venture between BMW and Husqvarna
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>>13619120
including the used ones there are 31 for sale.

>>13619127
You know the nuda was built when it was owned by BMW and has nothing to do with KTM?
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>>13619128
Then how do lubricate their engines?

>>13619124
Lots of rich people 'work' even though they don't have to.
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>>13618683
fuck no
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Who Barber here
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It's about a 2-2,5 hour ride to Münster to me
13:00 should be doable for me.

I would suggest meeting some place on the route.
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>>13618952
whats your budget?
cb500f is nice if you dont want a 10-20 year old shitter

>fun to ride
>abs
>60-70mpg
>cheap
>holds it value
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>>13619130
When did they stop making the Nuda? I realize it was Bimmer powered and that's why KTM dropped it but the autism here is enough to hate it if KTM touched even one Nuda, and I assume they were still making them through 2013 when KTM bought Husky.
>>
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>>13619170
Meant for

>>13619064
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>>13619181
>When did they stop making the Nuda?

2013 I think right when they bought husky.

>autism here is enough to hate it if KTM touched even one Nuda

I hate ktm because pierer is a fuckwit, their bikes look like shit and they're just like bmw bikes (not the 15 years ago bmw).
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>>13619199
Could please don't post such high quality images? I can almost read it!
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>>13619114
I think he's actually jordanian royalty.
probably one of the second cousins or something.
All the men in the jordanian royal family are obsessed with bikes. King Abdullah has a motorcycle museum in his house.
pic related, the king and his son.
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>>13619170
Bit nitpicky but noon looks doable too? Gets dark early these days!

Also bring your grandmother. Want to meet up in NL before going to Germany or just meet up at the location on the route? A bar on a square would be easy to find.
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>>13619224
>they're just like bmw bikes
Not sure what you mean by that, talking of on-road KTMs only? Does BMW do many offroad only bikes?
>tfw no 500EXC Sixdays
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>>13619257
>Not sure what you mean by that,

Overpriced and unreliable.
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>>13619239
Interesting. Prince william and harry are also into bikes.
william does track days and shit.
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>>13619181
Maybe the last few ones that were mid-production but KTM cancelled them immediately.
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>>13619273
>Overpriced
I can agree with that on both brands
>unreliable
Depends on the bike for both brands
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Thanks bruv
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>>13619248
Noon is fine too.

>Also bring your grandmother.
She wouldn't like it. Too scary and too far. She really hates I ride.

Meet up first in the Netherlands sound good. Happy Food in Barneveld?
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>>13619294
Which military unit uses those patches?
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>>13619306
United States Federal Park Ranger Corp.
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>>13619306
The Army Bears. Super secret group, specialized in forest missions.
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>>13619170
>>13619248
For me it would be best to meet at the northern part of the route. So I suggest we meet up at this Gasstation in Ibbenbüren, it's right ion the Route and we need to fill up anyway before starting.

>Bit nitpicky but noon looks doable too?
I'm OK with starting at 12.
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>>13619294
>tfw no Voytek the polish bear patch
I want bad
>>13619288
CC, what are your grey and red pants? I like them
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>>13591443
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>>13619306
sc/out/s
>>>/out/
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Any good guides on how to convert footage from a cam to a webm?
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>>13619336
Impressive
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>>13619360
>download webm for retards
>program is self explainatory
>ask here if any problems
>post webms
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>>13619336
Someone has been a dirty dirty boy
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what kinda gear you guys rocking / recently acquire? Looking for some better gloves.
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opinions please: I need a new daily, upgrading from a trx850.

>xjr1300/bandit 1250? or
>honda superhawk/suzuki tl1000s? or
>honda fireblade/yamaha EXUP?

Looking to spend about 4-6k aussie. I just can't decide how sporty to go.
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>>13619385
I need gloves too, have some Weise ones that were great when I bought them in February but now the cold seems to come through the stitching.

Considering paying out for heated gloves as I'll be doing long highway trips at night come winter..
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>>13619393

I just got heated grips, which saves on complicated gloves. Heated vest might be nice tho.
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>>13619385
I'm waiting for my damn revzilla package to get here ;_;

Cool jacket, what is it?
Do they have one with a poland flag?
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>>13619385
Currently rocking a 10 year old rukka suit.
Just bought Furygan Vent Sympatex gloves, didn't have proper winter gloves yet and it's pretty cold and misty here at 7 now.
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>>13619382
I feed those mushrooms with protein every time the hot secretary gets into work there
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>>13619385
>Got some Wayloo gloves off of amazon
>Comfy and good construction
>Pretty damn cheap
>They don't make them anymore
Fugg, would be good for your trip too although they don't breathe all that well.

>>13619330
They are Thor brand, but not sure of the model as I got them from Wombatanon, assuming you mean the ones in pic related
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posting bike
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>>13619405

I put the patch on myself. It's a Dainese Maverick (sp?) I think.
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>>13619420
Aye they're the ones.
Damn, Wombatanon is even more chill than I thought.
>>13619426
Neat. Thanks for the info.

>did you ever do you DIY panniers?
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>mt-07 tracer delayed a year because Yamaha has allocated all of its 689cc engines to the cafe racer style version of the 07 range
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>>13619439
gross

the dogs better looking
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>>13619432
Yeah, they turned out ok, they are not strong enough to, say, drop the bike on, and I doubt heavily that they are waterproof in any way, but they seem to carry plenty of weight with no issue. I have $70 into them vs $700 or so for the Trax panniers I want kek.
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>>13619439
>white women

DROPPED
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>>13619433
I thought adv bikes were the top sellers everywhere.
Have hipsters taken over, bruh?
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>>13619445
that dog is pretty fly
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>>13619445
She thinks so too.
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>>13619449
Mad. They look like briefcases full o' money.
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>>13619462
If only, anon. If only.
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>>13619451
>Have hipsters taken over, bruh?

>"April of 2015 was the best sales month in Ducati's history. The company delivered 7,309 units to customers, largely thanks to the new Ducati Scrambler finally becoming available. The Scrambler isn't just a hit in the Unites States, where its hipster marketing campaign seems to be working wonders, but it's also doing even better in Italy, where Ducati's sales were up 69 percent this April with the Scrambler not just Ducati's best-selling model, but the best-selling model in general."
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>>13619476
>in other news, Ducati have stopped all production of the Streetfighter 848 to increase production of the Scrambler.
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>>13619004
Well that stands to reason.
The refugees obviously can't pay, so the only punishment would be incarceration or deportation.
The government isn't liable for refugee's actions, so there is no reason it should pay.

That's why you get full coverage on expensive cars.
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>>13619477
MY EYES
NOT AGAIN
>blurry but at same distance as other sharp objects
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>>13619489
I don't know what you're talking about, m8. Maybe there's something wrong with your glasses?
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>>13619485
>>13619004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpFtOxaGMKc
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>>13619489
Sorry man I don't know why my phone does this.
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>>13619485
>the only punishment would be incarceration or deportation

which will never happen.
The problem is they can do everything they want and have to fear no consequences.It's a big fuck you by the government, who just lets in more and more.
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>>13619496
Their day will come
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>>13619199
>pull up craigslist to see if that's a shop
>can't find it, but I see a ton of replies to it in the form of other rants/raves

Find a motorcycle cop and tell him about it.
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>>13619502
Putin is hilarious. Starting the bombing to exacerbate the crisis.
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>>13619527
based tbh
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>>13619527
fuck yes

Merkel just has no balls. Fucking women ruining everything
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>>13619539
>that image

kek

tbh Russia is one of the most degenerate countries on Earth. AIDS, drugs and alcohol, corruption, murder, theft, etc.
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>>13619496
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>>13619353
I know that feel. Think I might be depressed.
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>>13619547
just like the USA kok

>>13619496
>dem dislikes
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>>13619496
I'm pretty lefty but that was gay as fuck.
>>
Internet at home vanished.
I'm on a phone with one signal bar.
Without dbt I feel lonely.

STAY MAD CAGERFAGS
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>>13619496
>that one guy just standing there

kek'd
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>>13619318
Place looks good for me.

Transalp and me should meet up between around 10-10:30 to be there at noon, should be more than doable.
>if I go to bed before 12 today
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>>13619618
Good then I'll see you there tomorrow.

If there's anything else let me know by email
[email protected]
>>
There was a real qt 18 yer old grill in the Aufbau Seminar
She drives a fiat 500 and says she loves it

How do I start a conversation
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>>13619385
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>>13619648
>y-you too
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>>13619648
Take advice from the god who calls himself James May.
https://youtu.be/I3s6TfiA8c8
>>
2003 Suzuki gs1200ss. Tell me /dbt/ should I get it? 50,000ks and no service history but very cheap
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>>13619648
>walk to seminar ask her for a lift
>I'm planning to get a 500 too
>would you mind if I try it?
>proceed to drive her to your home making small talk
>hey do you wanna grab a cup of coffe with me tomorrow

Dun.
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>>13619654
Already tried uezs

>>13619665
But I came there today in a 500 ;-;
>>13619663
Will watch
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>>13619674
Is it yours?
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>>13619397
heated grips don't keep the top of your hand protected from the wind
>>
mt-09 tracer vs dorsoduro 750?

leaning towards the tracer because the dorso is so fucking tall (almost 89 cm)
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>>13619682
Handguards do
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>>13619680
It's my moms
I have a Punto myself, so I plan on asking her if she had problems with her car because

> it's a fiat

>>13619693
The dorsoduro is Sexy
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>>13619682
+1 heated grips are shit on highway
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>>13619496
Have fun germoney, they all already left Italy after having raped every single woman.
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>>13619730
>italian women

no loss there tbh fam
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>>13619702
>It's my moms
>I have a Punto myself, so I plan on asking her if she had problems with her car because

Nope, not happening.
Bring a screw and screw it in one of the tires before the session starts, help her put the spare tire on and then tell her she can offer you a coffe in exchange.
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>>13619094
works in London, my guess, royal jordanian is in finance
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>>13619730
>raping womens
I wish I was an refugees.
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>>13619742
ikr, I was actually thinking of merging with them on their way to germany.
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>>13619742
you can rape without being a refugee, tho
just don't get caught, fam
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>>13619737
>Oh no thanks, anon. Tyrone and I already have plans
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>>13619745
I don't know if I could do it, m8. Although the idea does turn me on greatly.
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>>13619750
>yuropoor problems
lmao
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>>13619702
STEP ONE
stop being autistic

STEP TWO
asks what she is there for and say you noticed you both drive the same car and how cool that little shitbox is and if she had any troubles. then just make smalltalk, some shitty jokes and if she laughs you can tell if she likes the first impression of you or not.

STEP THREE
fail because you can't complete step one
>>
Free the west memphis three.
>>
Do you turn signal when you change lanes /dbt/?
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>>13619750
Dude, your ancestors were killing and plundering and raping and conquering while his ancestor where building huts with cowshit and mud before dying of aids after fucking a goat.

You evolved first for fuck's sake you're competing with a monkey basically.
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>>13619780
AIDS became a human disease in the 20th century m8.
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>>13619776
Mostly yes. My question:

Do you shoulder check every time you change lane or turn into another road?
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>>13619776
of course!

if im in a turning lane with a green arrow and im not first in line I usually dont, I dont see the point
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>>13619789
I was being facetious.
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>>13619791
usually yes

>tfw I make videos on youtube and people comment how I dont shoulder check every single time

niggers
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>>13619791
It's a huge pain in the ass, every time? No. But I do my hardest to signal 99% of the time.
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>>13619791
ffs spoiler that BMW, I'm eating
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>>13619808
Huge pain in the ass to slide your thumb on a button?
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>>13619808
I don't bother when turning right because in 8 years of driving nobody has ever tried to overtake me while I'm turning right

Changing lanes I always do after not bothering one time and almost going into a car that wasn't in my mirror.
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>>13619814
I was refering to the head checking 100% of the time.
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>>13619809
You can't fap and eat at the same time?
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>>13619806
post channel
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>>13619770
>stop being autistic
>webm related
we're about 1.5 hours in the same car tomorrow, so I think there may be a chance to talk to her somehow

>>13619776
of course
>>13619791
i try to do it everytime.
>>
Fun fact: syphilis became a human disease when Conquistadors contracted it through sex with llamas in South America.
>>
>>13619776
Mostly

>>13619791
>Do you shoulder check every time you change lane or turn into another road?
I try to, didn't do it once today, immediatly had some tiny car behind me honking. Knew she was there, but didn't know she had moved next to my rear wheel while I tried to start splitting lanes.
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>>13619838
>post earnings
okay
>>
>>13619860
>mfw I earn more than you

now post channel. I'll sub
>>
>buying a bike
>no one has service records or any receipts for any of the bikes
>instant turn off

Is it just me? Maybe I'm autistic but I have a folder for every vehicle I own. Not just for oil changes but any part I get I file it away with receipts.when I sell the vehicle I give it to the new owner.

>"any service history?"
>"yeah mate changed the oil a while ago"
>30,000ks and that's the history it has

It would be like dating a girl and she said she's had sex before then it turns out she's had 100 owners and has 100,000 hours on her.
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>>13619872
>It would be like dating a girl and she said she's had sex before then it turns out she's had 100 owners and has 100,000 hours on her.

are you a virgin?
>>
>>13619871
post your earnings faggot

lets compare how many gumballs we can get
>>
>>13619618
I'll be there at or before 10:00. Working on the route now, hope I can get it to work
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>>13619841
>we're about 1.5 hours in the same car tomorrow, so I think there may be a chance to talk to her somehow

I still remember the day of my exham

>in the car with 3 other chicks
>I'm pretty chill
>they're all nervous and talking about how they're not ready
>2 of them actually failed the exam
>"wow how can he be so relaxed"
>"he's not even talking at all"

No bitch, I'm just autistic as fuck
>>
>>13619872
Nigga you can tell these things by just looking at the bike.

>how does the chain/sprockets look
>how does brake fluid look
>any oil leaks after testride?
>how are the tires

only thing I need to know is last oil change if it doesn't look new.

Needing service records is like
>gibe a guide to date a wimmen pls
I bet you're a virgin fuck off to /r/seduction or ask baird
>>
>>13619908
And this is why I barely browse /dbt/. If you think all there is to a motorcycle is tyres sproket chain and oil leaks your either only buying near new low mile bikes or have never had to wrench before
>>
>>13619917
I bet you kinda know your shit haha
>>
>>13619917
bikes are simply machines. if it sounds right and shifts well and it doesn't leak oil, it's probably mechanically OK.

the rest is visual (rust, damage, wear parts etc.)
>>
>>13619917
the idea is that people who take care of those things will likely take care of it and maintain it in other ways
>>
>>13619917
if there is a serious problem with the bike you'll find out after inspection and testride, everything else can be fixed. I don't expect a 100% flawless bike if I buy used.
>>
>>13619841
>"Excuse me sir have you seen my friends?"
Are you calling yourself autistic jokingly or do you have literal autism?
>>
>>13619872
My bikes previous owners were all female, 4 previous owners, and the last one was a qt. Sam's been gettin some good poon.
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>>13619893
>real human bean
damn m8

>>13619927
haha

>>13619944
is this a trick question?
>>
>>13619882
>>13619871
If I want to enable monetization it says

>I will not opt-in any content for monetization for which I do not possess sufficient rights.

does that mean if I make a cool music video I will earn nothing and they can probably ban me from adsense for using content I don't own?
>>
>>13619951
no its not a trick question. Are you autistic in the meme sense or do you actually have an intellectual disability?
>>
>>13619952
yeah some people get away with it tho

or ad sense will take the money that video has earned and distribute it to the artist
>>
>>13619958
I have "autistic parts" lel
>i don't know the correct english translation but it's diagnosed

but I can somewhat make a normal conversation I guess. I just can't really talk infront of a large crowd or look people in the eyes
>>
>>13619974
like severe social anxiety?
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>>13619963
fuck these run the best

I use mostly newbie electro/dubstep artists music, maybe they won't notice.
>>
>>13619893
Damn, I wish I could be like that.
I just get friendzoned before I even get a chance.
It's pretty hard to get a gf from that position, not impossible though.

>>13619872
When going to buy a bike ask for them to not start them, so you can hear it cold start.
Check if it's mechanical quiet (put hand over exhaust end) when it's running
If that sounds good, the engine is fine.
>>
how do find out if you have depression guiz?
>>
>>13619989
do you want to kill yourself?
>>
>>13619980
the new way to get around copyrighted music is to put in "mashups"

those never get taken down, the hard part is finding a good mashup
>>
>>13619979
it was really strong yeah, but i have it in control (a bit) most of the time, diagnosed social phobia yes

>>13619989
tell us about your day and we will tell you :^)
kill you're self faget
>>
>>13619998
nah
>>
>>13620008
Does it feel like you just don't know what to say so you just sit there quietly?
>>
>>13620008
>diagnosed social phobia yes
Me too
>>
>>13620008
>diagnosed social phobia yes

That's a load of shite, been in therapy for a couple of years for that.
Mang me and you have more things in common than I tought.
>>
>severe social phobia

I have that but only when it comes to women. Have a job, went to uni and all that but around women I'm terrified.
>>
>somebody wants to buy my bike
>tell them wrong address
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Riding motorcycle is so star wars
Lässig. Locker. Cool. Geht ab wie ne rackete
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>>13620047
Therapy doesn't help? What's the point going on then...
>>
>>13620053
youre a fucking nerd
>>
>>13620049
bruh

>>13620050
/mischief/

>>13620047
w-who is you

>>13620028
basically, imagine it like being shy and that in only way more extreme.
basically cold sweat, blood pressure rising, can't think clear n shit like that.

>>13620058
well at least you have a diagnosis then

>>13620053
>Lässig
echt knorke
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>>13620058
Yes it does actually, gained more confidence by working on mi image and who I wanted to be.
Then I slowly exposed myself to doing stuff that I couldn't before, I'm talking about going to the store to buy groceries here.
>>
>>13620062
>w-who is you
Guess.
If you guess it right I'll let you try my bike at the sem. (hint)
>>
>>13619979
>>13620008
>diagnosed social phobia
This is just something for faggots to blame their problems on and an excuse to not try and stop being a faggot.
>>
>was going to go out drinking with friend
>friend has fallen asleep
>got myself looking handsome for nothing
>could have just gone for a ride but now its late

fucking fucker
>>
>>13620074
>This is just something for faggots to blame their problems on and an excuse to not try and stop being a faggot.

No that's called Obama.
>>
>>13620074
if it is diagnosed i can at least blame it on that and have evidence for it

>>13620078
>making yourself look handsome for your friend
fag
>>
>>13620078
Go to town with your bike, revbomb it to the bar, pick up bitches
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>>13620089
Being diagnosed doesn't make any difference.
>>
>>13618949
I like Bernie
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>>13620089
>fag

For the sluts fucking autist
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>tfw social phobia
>friends of parents come over
>hide in room all day
>get intense headaches due to dehydration and no food
>pretend to be asleep when called to come downstairs
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>>13620108
i know, no neet to get so mad smh

>>13620111
sheeeeeit
>>
>>13620090
Revbomb cringe compilation 6 [m'lady edition]
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>>13620111
Fool, if only you had gone down you might have gotten some GBP to spend on tendies.
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>>13620111
i know that feel, bro

it took me years to break myself out of it.

getting into fitness helps a lot
>>
>>13620072
how many guesses do I have?
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Hello ;) any gaybikers out here
Me and my friend
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>>13620143
4
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>>13620135
Exercise does make me feel a lot better. I just can't seem to get into any routines.
>>
>>13620149
I sucked a trannys dick but I'm not gay.
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>>13619564
I think I am depressed too
Kinda tired of all the BS in society
Bikes clear my mind
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>>13620150
drop anon?
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>>13619884
The Münster route is 4:18 hours according to the TomTom Rider 400. Battery life is about 4 hours.

I guess we gotta go fast
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>mfw /dbt/ is autistic

any normal people here

>inb4 REEEEEEEEE
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>>13620178
strike 1
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>>13620181
>>
>>13620181
REEEE
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>>13620181
it all started with wr anon
who was underage at the time
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>>13620181
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>>13620150
dutch r65
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>>13620205
strike 2
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>>13620179
My GPS has the route too, don't worry, we don't need to run over bitches.

>>13620181
Not autistic, just a bit fearful (from bullying) to be social
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>>13620181
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>>13620205
that wasn't even me lel

>>13620183
well the thing is you have to be someone who I haven't have met before or you would have known already.
drop anon has a gf anyways
fucking normie
>>
>>13620227
>drop anon has a gf anyways

Really?
How is she?
>>
>>13620234
she has glasses, that's all i know tbh
I think he posted a webm of him saying goodbuy to her
>>
>>13620181
I learned to fake being a normie very well, does that count?
>>
>>13620215
FKG?
>>
>>13620257
strike 3
>>
>>13620257
it's italian KLR anon
>>
>>13620265
Strike 4.

No wrem wrem on my wroom wroom for you.
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>>13620285
but these two
>>13620257
>>13620265


couldn't be the same person anon
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>>13620285
This is keeping me awake and I'm not even the one guessing.
Who the fuck are you?
I know you're one of the Germans, but which one?
>>
>>13620314
>transalp anone
it's quite obvious tbqh
>>
>>13620314
Not telling you, I'm off to bed.
>>
>>13620318
Transalp ain't German, hun

>>13620323
Nighty Night, beardy.
>>
>>13620062
Oh I have similar problems, but I guess it is a much more tame level.
If I don't know a person or how they respond to something I get similar symptoms. If I know the person I'm talking to or have to talk to someone/an audience about something I know really well, then I do really well.
>>
>>13620333
old africa twin anon?
do we even ahve one with the ole africa twin in the dbt?
>>
I think my water pump is leaking again.

>>13620111
"Anon, come meet our company!"
>>
>>13620339
this
also makes it easier to talk someone if you know that they have similar interests
>>
>>13620181
I don't like talking to strangers, but I can be kind of normal around my friends.
>I go full autismo when nobody is around tho.
>>
>>13620318
I have it on good authority is not Transalpguy
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>>13620363
>tfw that's the reason all my friends are potentional school shooters
we actaully really had a meeting with all the teachers and the parents of me and my friends because of that
it was quite impressive.

>>13620377
>that pic
lel
>>
>>13620363
>also makes it easier to talk someone if you know that they have similar interests
yeah. I have a job where I have to deal a lot of customers. They make small talk and whatnot, but I just don't know what to talk about with a complete stranger besides "yeah I'm doing well, how about you?"
However there have been instances where I noticed they had similar interests and I was actually able to go about a normal conversation.
>>
>>13620386
>meeting
what the hell, how embarrassing was it?
>>
>needed to go to bed before 12
>still behind computer

If I crash tomorrow, it isn't because I'm a shitty rider, but because I fell asleep on the bike.
>>
>>13620386
>we actaully really had a meeting with all the teachers and the parents of me and my friends because of that
>it was quite impressive.
What? Did your school just decide it was dangerous to have so many social outcasts coming together, and potentially forming plans?
>>
>>13620421
it''s 0007 already m8
don't die out there

>>13620413
well it was just stupid, we also had a letter send around in class that "some people" are a "potential threat" in the class all because we enjoyed talking about guns and videogames
>and my friend owned a softair gun and send me a pic of it via facebook
fuckin kek, we were 14 or something like that
>>
>>13620421
I wanted to clean my bike 4 hours ago but I'm still doing stuff on pc

fuck this addiction
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>>13620352
>"Anon, come meet our company!"
>>
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>>13620345
u w0t m8?
>>
>>13620455
>look who finally came out of his cave haha!

>>13620458
I thouhg it was you. I wanted to ride on your bike.
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>>13620463
>look who finally came out of his cave haha!
Wouldn't happen.
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>>13620455
>>13620463
You're going back to your room? Why don't you hang out down here with us?
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>>13620435
yes, that's actually quite how it happened.

>>13620474
h-heh yes
>>
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>>13620463
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>>13620477
This is what the Africa Twin was built for. EXTREME TERRAIN!
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>>13620477
bad. ass.
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>>13620487
GO ANYWHERE.

A small patch of grass is no problem for the Africa Twin.
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>>13620477
whoh you're hardcore too?
>>
>>13620498
The Africa Twin is everything you've ever wanted.

Go ON ROAD!

Go slightly OFF ROAD!

The Africa Twin does it all.
>>
>>13620477
you don't have to stop posting your dank webm. They're only making fun because they want to be your friends, right?
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>>13620477
>>13620507
WE HARDCORE NOW
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>>13620534
It's all just friendly banter unless it's directed at wranon.
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>>13620487
>>13620494
>>13620498
>>13620508
It can even tackle sidewalks.
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>>13620498
>implying grass isn't the scariest/most-difficult shit known to man
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>>13620549
That's some serious hooning, m8.
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>>13620545
:-DDD

>>13620549
imbressive
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>>13620570
>>13620570
>>13620570
>>13620570
N E U
E
U
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>>13620566
>>13620549

It's like we're the same person.
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>>13620566
You're a menace to society and should have your license revoked the day after you purchase your KLX 450.
>>
Why do performance liter V twins sound so fucking good? If I just rode my bike around revving and accelerating like an asshole I'd probably get a chubby from the sound alone. The only thing that sounds better is a Crossplane R1 with a Toce exhaust system on it.
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Anyone ever go on group rides? about to leave for the monthly one near me. pic is from the last one.
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