Alright, /o/, i came up with a genius plan. lincoln mark VIs

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you shortened the front and rear overhangs. You would basically have an E30 for half the cost.

>>12042812
What if what

We put the M20 into the Lincoln? Genius!

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>>12042813

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>>12042813
holy fuck that shortened mark vi
it looks like my stunted cousin from fetal alcohol syndrome. thanks for the rolfing meme

Why wouldn't you want a Lincoln to blow doors off BMW's while being twice as long?

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>>12042813

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>>12042813
...my god

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>>12042813
Why not cut a bit more and go full caged buggy?

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>>12042812
That's why the mark vii is shorter and has more power...

>>12042998
Because the mark VI is body-on-frame, like a pickup, while the E30 is unibody, like all good cars

>>12042813

Pls do it anon

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>>12042812
why shorten it?
why not put 2 5l v8s

>>12043692
Cruella De Vil, your Lincoln has arrived.

>>12043692
> 2 5l V8s
> not 1 10l V8

>>12042813
i would drive that

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>>12042969
>>12042940

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>>12043692

>>12042812
Except that it's not the overhangs that are wrong it's the front wheel to cowl distance being too short and an oversized greenhouse. Lengthen that distance and shrink the greenhouse and you get...a Mark V!

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>>12043796

ok then here you go

>>12043844
could you flip the pasenger cabin so it is facing the other way? 4 wheels up front, the rear axle in back?

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>>12043860
I don't think science has gotten us that far yet

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You'll have to forgive me, i haven't done this in a few years.

I'm also ridiculously lazy.

>>12043879
hahahahahahahaha that is fucking great

>>12043909
you made that one nuke-car from the 50s, congrats

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>>12043909
we have passed the line of no return

but let's keep going and see where we end up

Seriously, how the fuck do American landbarges get away with this much overhang without looking like total jokes? The full size wagons were even worse, they basically dragged half a car behind the rear axle.

>>12042813
Holy shit you might be onto something.
All it would take is a few zip discs in an angle grinder and a few afternoons

>>12043989
Style, baby. Style.

>>12043909
would drive if RR V8

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>>12043909
It's a fucking Deora.

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Can I play?

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>>12044028
Needs a VQ with an upside down diff and cosworth gearbox.

>>12044207
where does the engine goes?
in the back?

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>>12044207
Someone send this to FMC

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>>12044207
god damnit, i was just working on that.

>>12044245
shh,don't give them any ideas.

>>12044242
behind the front seat under a hump. It's a air cooled flat 12, that's what the vents behind the front wheel are for.

>47% of the Continental Mark VI is overhang
http://www.curbsideclassic.com/automotive-histories/design-analysis-did-the-lincoln-mark-vi-have-the-biggest-overhang-ratio-ever/

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>>12044264
>behind the front seat under a hump. It's a air cooled flat 12

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vinyl wagon when?

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>>12044152
You can play, but you gotta get weird with it

This one's powered by hopes and dreams.

>>12044317
The Lincoln Nomad.

I approve.

>>12043692
>not a v12

Casual

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Fuck you, I used to think they look goofy just cause of the dumb oval window back there. Now I can't unsee that overhang

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>>12044495
you're welcome friend.

The MK IV/V have long overhangs, but also have longer wheelbases so they look normal

>>12044317

Slap a landau bar on it and you have a hearse.

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clownshoe?

>>12043909
>>12043879
top kek

>>12042813
Yeah that looks pretty good actually.

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>>12044591
but it's been done

>>12044591
>late 80's bmw Z3M

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>>12044259

>>12044503
Yours is better!

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>this whole thread

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One of the best threads in awhile holy shit.

>>12044591
OH OH OH OH

MAKE THE BACK A LITTLE MORE SLOPED, LIKE A CROSSFIRE

>>12042858
Doggy devito lmao

>>12043703
Literally the first thing I thought

Posting in an epic bread.
My sides are MIA

http://www.carthrottle.com/post/4chan-has-redesigned-the-lincoln-continental-mkvi-and-the-results-are-brilliant/

Congrats fags

>>12048400
oh boy now even more hugboxers will start popping up, thanks cancerthrottle.

>>12048400
>carthottle browses 4chan

how absolutely fucking disgusting

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>>12048400
>source: Imgur

=D

>>12048400
why you had to post that you stupid moron

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>>12048400
>someone got paid to screen cap this thread

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>>12048400
keking over here

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>>12044207

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>>12048400
What the fuck

>>12048472
fuck off back to cancerthrottle

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>>12048400

>>12048456
Have you not seen this faggot's videos? He uploaded 5 videos in the past 2 weeks and 4 of them are edited to shit with rage comic faces.

>>12048400
ayy

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>>12048400

>>12044591
>>12044547

Add more black ice to the mirror.

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>>12045675
Ok, i also tried to make the front a little more proportional, i think i ended up with a golf.

>>12048400
look, we almost made 4chan relevant again

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We all know what year it is

>>12043692
this needs a W32

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maybe ride height was the problem all along

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or not enough wheels

>>12042812
http://www.carthrottle.com/post/4chan-has-redesigned-the-lincoln-continental-mkvi-and-the-results-are-brilliant/

We famous now.

>>12049134
See
>>12048400

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>>12042812
fuck you, i want it lower and longer

>>12048400
guy's we've gotta start adding politically incorrect words to every sentence, so they can't take their epig screencaps and bring newfags to us.


cunts

>>12049282
Guys we fucked up

also shit-cunt fuck

We gota give these faggots a reason to hate us again

>>12049282
Ass nigger dick whore cunt

bunnyfucker

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>>12042813

>>12049202
then get an SEL

>>12049359
>>12049367

but I hate you already

>>12049282
>that one faggot redditor who thinks all of 4chan is /b/

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>>12049416
>trips talking shit about faggots, redditors, and /b/

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>>12048907

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whos this fag

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quit ruining art with your tribal bullshit

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>>12049569
>15 years into the 21st century
>knowing I will still never drive this god machine

the feels are coming hard and fast, anon

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>>12049587
Mark VIs are cheap. Buy 2, couple sawzall blades, some JB weld, you're there.

>>12043989

Because it looks awesome. Its way better than today where every car designed looks like a bar of soap.

>>12049611
none on craigslist, barely even a beat up 70s town car. off to grainger to buy my helium tank now...

>>12042812
>look goofy
I really like it and I'm a hatchback driving britbong.

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>>12049642
you're gonna have to drive around and check old farmers back yards. that's where most of them are rotting away.

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/r/cars/comments/2wewyi/4chan_redesigns_cars/

We're on reddit guys

>>12049611
Is it a front and rear view with a turbine through the car or a side view of a car hauling a trailer?

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>>12049014
damn straight, nigga

This whole thread.

i don't even.

also, cunt, nigger, faggot.

>>12049720
>being this stupid
>pretending to be the stupid

either way, you're stupid. look which way the seats face, you goon.

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>>12048400
>someone is getting paid to browse /o/ in work and steal epic memes

how do i get jobs like this?

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>>12049569
nice

>>12042812

didn't these lincolns have the bmw diesel engine in them

>>12049826
only for one year, says wikipedia

>>12049779
"Journalism"

But the BMW engines were more powerful even if they were smaller.

Bigger is not better you americucks.

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>>12049014
Yes, it was.

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is recaptcha being a useless shit for aybody else?

>>12043692
>>12043719
No. Fuck all that shit. Inline 8 or fuck off.

>>12048400
>source: imgur
God damn you. Does reposting a 4chan thread really qualify as front-page material for a (pretty big looking) blog/website?

>>12049562
The guy that sells the WAT stickers, most likely.

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>>12052739
>as you open the door the elegance ends

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Introducing for 2015, the all new Lincoln Mark VI

lol we famous now.

http://www.carthrottle.com/post/4chan-has-redesigned-the-lincoln-continental-mkvi-and-the-results-are-brilliant/

>>12054019
whoops late to the game.
>>12048400

>>12054010
Front and rear bumpers are way too sharp, gotta round em off and make it look like a bar of soap to protect muh pedestrians

don't forget the angry headlights either

>>12054019
They also missed some of the best ones.

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>this whole fucking thread

Am... am I too late?

>M1A1 Abrams Lincoln

>>12057161
yes, luckly that quality pic wont leak into cancer throttle

>>12057161
My god...

It's perfect

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>>12054010

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>>12057161
Ah, shit, forgot the side marker lights.

There.

>>12057228
Winner

>>12049779
>tfw you write articles for Carthrottle and aren't paid shit

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>>12057228

>>12057253
>you write articles for Carthrottle
well fuck off then

>>12057268
is there a problem officer?

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>>12057228

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>>12048400

making money off our banter

>>12048907

But Doc, we don't have enough road!?

>>12057326
There is a pretty great community there on the Discuss platform though

A few guys in the staff also browse here

You'd have to admit that those earnings aren't worth bragging about though

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>>12057228

>>12042834
OSTROWSKI

>>12057338

well I'd be pretty fucking happy if my website was making $300 a day.

I def wouldn't keep working, that's for sure.

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>>12057350
They have an entire staff though that are paid

>>12042817
It probably wouldnt move.>>12042940
Looks like an 8 series

>>12043692
Lincoln z4

>>12049416
You mean every redditor

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>>12049282
Quit being a pussy Max

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80s fastback goodness

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>mfw this thread is featured on 9feedboocar

http://www.carthrottle.com/post/4chan-has-redesigned-the-lincoln-continental-mkvi-and-the-results-are-brilliant/

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>>12049562
ayyy

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>>12057228
Brilliant.

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>>12057228
too late for the "news" site
but it's a thing of beauty anon

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>>12057228

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>>12057228
ayy

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>>12057228
ban tactical assault Lincolns

>>12049416
I'm more offended by the guy who's regurgitating GamerGate propaganda. Anyways, they should have waited until the thread 404d.

>>12057978
>le angry Henschel

>>12054010
You need to make the wheels itty bitty

>>12057179
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>>12057247
>>12057263
>>12057297
>>12057341
>>12057497
>>12057859
>>12057914
>>12057955
>>12057978
T-thanks m8s (even the ones that I'm not sure of whether or not they're expressing their approval).
>>12057436
Sheeeit, I was gonna do a fastback version and forgot. At least you did. Noice. Too bad about dem pixels tho.

This thread is gold

>>12042813
Never.
think.
again.

>>12057228
>Those wheels

This is the best thread /o/ has seen for a long time

I'm so happy this thread is still around and so sad that I have no photohaxor skills.

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Newfag a fuck off pls

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>>12058801
Fuck off heaven. Back to /b/