Here, Have a twingo

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>>11215088
that's very nice of you.

Here, have one, too!

This one's not working, it caught fire. And now homosexuals are trying to climb in through the windows.

Please take it back.

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>>11215115
Maybe this one will do?

Sorry for the trouble it caused.

>>11215121

This one has greasy dildos jammed between the seats, and there's cumstains on the dash. The shifter smells like ass, too.

Are you sure this wasn't used exclusively by faggots? Because I've heard the Twingo is the gayest car in existence.

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>>11215153
Well, you could take a look at this one.

This one has a manly V8 engine swapped in.

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>>11215196

>>11215196
>>11215247

It appears I have shit myself.

>>11215247
Yet it has the gayest exhaust ever

dawww.. thank you.

>>11215256
Of excitement or because you are scared?

>>11215449

For pleasure.

>>11215540
That's beautiful

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>>11215088
Have a dorito

>>11215626
Thank you my friend

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Every fucking day. Every single fucking day this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face.

>>11215912
He really likes you

>>11215626
that picture is one of /o/'s best creations, ever

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>>11215991
That thread gave us two great pieces of art

>>11216049
I love this fucker

>>11215912

heeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>11215912
it loves you!

>>11216055
that filename is wrong, it was ChickenFucker or something pls fix

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>>11216055
There, now it's art!

>>11216927
Chickenhood I believe

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>>11215088
どうもありがとう

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yfw the twingo is eligible for us import in a couple of years

>>11217102
there was fuck in it somewhere, I'm sure of it, Chickenhood McBirdfucker or some shit

>>11218447
sadly most of the very first Twingos have been scrapped. I had one and sold it, biggest mistake ever. But it's still running, I saw it the other day.

>>11215088
Can I sell it for beer money and university karting club membership fees?

>>11218463
hue

>>11220204
NO

you have to keep it
forever.
and love it.

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hue

>>11220174
This makes me sad

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I still remember well how the german version of cash for clunkers literally slayed metric fucktons of these.

many people even bought cheap twingos just to turn them in for C4C money.

that was some really nasty shit.

>>11220949
>buying twingos just to drive them to the slaughterhouse

just how fucking heartless can people actually be.

>>11220949
buying them to crush them would only have worked if they knew about it at least a year in advance, the cars had to be registered to the person crushing them for a certain amount of time, otherwise they wouldn't have given you any money.

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>>11220972
>thinking the whole shit went down clean and controlled

there was a lot of stinky shit going down behind the scenes.
yes, people were able to turn in cars they bought shortly before.
also, there are lots of reports of scrappers who didn't actually scrap the cars and just exported them and made mad dosh.

I could buy a running supposedly working twingo for 400€ for shits and giggles, how bad of a money-sink would it become?

>>11221027
I read about a case where they cut 2 VW Boras in half and changed the front ends to make 2 new VW Boras, god knows why.

>>11221066
they are actually cheap to maintain and keep running because of plenty parts everywhere.

for 400 you could really get a quite OK one.
so get one without any problems. really good ones are definitely available under 1000

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>>11220966

>Germans

>>11221107
>implying cash for clunkers happened only in germany and not also all over the world.

>>11221107
*den Führer
>>11220276
420 blaze it

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>He doesn't like shitboxes

FUCK YEAH

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>>11215978
>>11216078
>>11216902
GUYS HES TRYING TO Ó̗̪̂̄͂̿̿͞ͅP̢͕͙̯͍̘̪̜̤̿͐͒̉̊̀̍E̴̛̤̮̮̣͚͉̫̩̅͐N̦̗̻̮͚ͩ͗̓͑̌ͣ̈́̎̇ ̡̧͚̮̣͑̈́ͤ͌ͦ̔̉͂ͅH̻̻̩͗͆ͩ́͘Ȩ̖̺̯̺͕̟ͭ̊͛ͧͮ̄͋̽̚Ļ̮̞̖̪̹̣̞̽͌ͨ̊͛̊̒̒L̡̲̥̲̦̥̞̱͒̍̃̊ͩ͋ ̵̷̮͖̰̼͂̌͊ͣ͌̉̑̈A͚͚̥̖̪̱̣͔̖ͥ̃̎ͦ͌͗N̨͇͐̑̃̄̔̂̿ͩ͆͢D̝̙̟̪̦̲̬̃ͥ̓̔ͅ ̣͚̝̜̔̍̋ͭ͛̀́̚ ̴͎̲̤͔̜̠̖̩̒̓̅̌̋̿̐̈S̷͚̥̮͌̔̉̉ͪA͇̬̜͉͉̟̰͂͑̾C̝̦͓̣̰̭͑ͤ̊͌́̕͜͝R̴̥̫̦͌͑͛͐͢Iͨͦͦ͒͐҉̴̻͕͇F̦̩͕̰̲̞͍͆͒ͦ̉ͥ́ͥ̈́͜I͍̹̎ͬ͗͊̽ͥ̀͝Cͧ͏̧͍̖̟E̙͇̪ͧ̇ͮ̄̑ͥ̑͞͝ ͆̔̓͗ͭ̃͂͌҉͎̮̝̥̞̯M̡̹͕̅̔ͥ̽̅̔Ę̬̙͕̣͉̦͒ͦͩ͜͝ͅ ̱̲̬̠̖̦͆̔̔̌̇̍̆ͭ͘ͅT̤̜̗̤̞ͣͫͥO̸̴̪̗̔́̅̽͆̓̐͊ ̌̕͏̵͔̱̘̞̳̝͙̫S̉ͮͬ͛̎ͧ͟҉̣͉̩̼A̛̱͙̥̤͎͈̱ͯ̌̓̅̒̈́ͩŤ̟͚̼̣̿͋͟͠U̸̢̝̪̻̼̤̍ͩ̕R̼͓̪̼̣͉͋̊ͫͣ͘N̢̘̯̻͇͈̺̚͢

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>>11223163
>SACRIFICE ME TO SATURN
Join us

please stop forcing this utterly ugly shitbox into an ebin meme, we already have miata

>>11223217
There's nothing wrong with liking a happy looking car.
OP gave us. Twingo. You could have returned him another shitbox as an exchange, but you didn't.

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>>11223257
Here, have a Neon.

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>>11223267
T-thanks
This one is for you. The dude, too.

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>>11223267

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Twingo is love.

>>11223300
I can't take the car due to US import laws but the man is now tied in my basement and forced to fuck me to satisfy my sexual needs.

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>>11223322
>quad dubs for force fucking

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>>11223322

That's a real sexy #. Here, have a very sexy .gif

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>>11223666
That's a really satanic get. Have a really satanic jpg.

>>11223666
that is one hell of a butterface

though perhaps it's just the angle

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>>11223666

Dem trips. And dem tits.

>>11223749
definitely the angle

>>11223666
Even as a gay man, I can enjoy jiggling titties.
>boing boing

moar twingo goodness plz

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>>11226266
will do when I come home
shitboxfags unite

>>11215912
it waits/lurks in happy anticipation for the moment you turn your back and it will be able to do all the things with that bottle of chloroform and you it planned

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>>11227050
damn mate

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>>11227097

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>>11227099

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>>11227107

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>>11227111

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>>11227113

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combo breaker mothafucka

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>>11227127
bruh cmon

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It's funny to see the recent /o/ love for the first Twingo, here in Yurop is considered a cheap economic car and you can find it for less than 1000€, many friends of mine have it or have had in the past.
I think it will make a comeback as enthusiast car in few years, like old 500's, mini 1300 or the Renault 4.

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>>11227150
I want to zCars one, bad.

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>>11227150
I'm german myself, now that I see them on /o/ all the time I see their smile when I see them in real life.
It's good to have something that you see often that makes you smile.

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>>11227197

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>>11227348

>>11223267
The neon want is real they're just so tiny and dem headlights.

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>>11227516
Have more.

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>>11227545
Europoors have the Twingo. Amerifats have the Neon.

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>>11227555
gee stolen recaros, two neons?

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>>11227555
>>11227559
You want more than two?

twingo envy

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>>11227612

>>11227559
neons are not as bad as you think.

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>>11227632

>>11227630
glorious

>>11227638
Yeah, they are great for road racing. They dominated their class in SCCA racing so badly that the SCCA put themin their own class.

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>>11227665
>tfw the Neon has a racing pedigree and the Twingo doesn't

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>>11227638
damn. I'm german, and I now somehow want one. I can't even afford one car. And now I want to buy so many shitboxes.

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN
FUCK YOU /o/ FOR DOING THIS TO ME

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>>11227680
Join the Neon.
Racing is only the beginning.
The ultimate goal is world domination.

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>>11227670
NIGGA YOU WANNA FIGHT?!

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>>11227706
Race me faggot. I'll fuck you up.

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>>11227716
My mates tied me to this trailer so you have more time to run, nigger

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>>11227741
I'm not running.
I'll be waiting you cheese-eating surrender-monkey faggot.

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>>11227748
if you would have ran you would only get rekt tired, so it's better for you to wait anyways. No matter where you would hide, I would find you anywhere

>>11215626

appropriately rated post.

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>>11227763
Faggot, these colors never run.

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>>11227781
Yeah?
we will see how fast they run after I jump down on them like in the vietnam war the Vietnamese fighters out of the trees

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>>11227783
Bitch, you can't keep up with me. Don't even try.

I actually want a Neon. Especially them ACR SRT4's, those things make my dick diamonds.

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>>11227829
>ACR SRT4
bitch, that's nothing compared to

TWINGO V8

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>>11227799
keep telling yourself that. I extra put on bright colors so you can see me coming

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>>11227847
If you're that far behind, it's hard to tell one dot from a differently colored dot.

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>>11227839
>American V8
What's the matter? France too pussy to make their own V8?

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>>11227890
The only time I am behind you is when I'm close to overtake you since I'm two laps infront of you

>>11227927

France invented the V8. You're welcome.

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>>11227927
trying to look tough with your brothers, huh?
pic related is me and my bitch.

>>11227839
Nah, I'd rather that Neon instead. Even a regular SRT4 would be okay with me. Something about those things just rubs all the right spots for me.

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>>11228012
Your cunt is ugly.
>>11227969
Keep trying. One day, you'll believe that.

>>11227990
And the US of A perfected it

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>>11228022
You wish you could at least pull ugly bitches, but you attract nothing but bird shit

I bet you don't even get fan art send to you

>>11227927

WE invented the V8 you uncultured twat.

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>>11215088
here have a Yugo with a 350 rear engine swap

>>11228058
See>>11228025

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>>11228025
my squad is laughin at you mate

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>>11220966
One word: schadenfreude

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>>11228057
>>11228080
You're just makin' me laugh, m8

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>>11228122
don't trigger me mate
see dem eyes? You think you would be close to the "Viper", but you are just a shit
the real "Viper" is here man

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having owned a 1gn I can confirm they are pretty great, only thing I didn't like was that 3 speed auto though

>>11228155
2nd gen 2005 Chrysler Neon owner here, the auto was trash and killed itself after 7k. Bought a second 2005 Neon, but this time with manual. Thing did 300k before that one fateful night when things got a bit too hektik with the e-brake and icy road. Ended up smashing the thing through a grocery store window and jammed it halfway in.

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>>11228147
nice contact lenses faggot

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>>11228179
lol


does your Neon knows
>tfw you get people laid?

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>>11228183
nice eye shadow mate

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>>11228198
At least i can apply makeup properly.

>>11228186
Know what? That thing was actually extremely well built, reliable and surprisingly quick off the mark. I don't know why, but Chryslers over here seem to be held in a much higher light than in the states. They are usually praised for comfortable interior, sportiness and being mechanically quite reliable. Also bragging rights because >America

can somebody explain the twingo meme?
I haven't been to /o/ for some time now

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>>11228212
Yeah, you really need make up to look at least decent.
I'm a natural beauty

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>>11228217
it's not a meme. We just enjoy the happy looking face of the Twingo

>>11228215
>Know what
if it ever got you laid
if it knows the feel of getting people laid

the twingo sure does >>11228186


also I'm away now, playing Burnout. Have fun guys

>>11228217
A small, lightweight shitbox that can be had for a couple of hundred bucks. That's about it. Used to see a lot of those things about 10 years ago. Nowadays it's a surprise if I even see one in like half a year.

>>11228223
twingos are bit on the chubby side but they are cute chubbies.

>>11228241
>Used to see a lot of those things about 10 years ago. Nowadays it's a surprise if I even see one in like half a year.
that's cash4clunkers for you.

>>11228241
>if I even see one in like half a year
hah
we germans have a shitload of twingos
you see them all the time

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>>11228217
>4chan
>meme
anyway, just look at the smug motherfucker

same deal with the 1st gen neon

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>>11228240
Would you rather your $5 whore girlfriend teach your daughter how to apply makeup?

>>11228279
>Would you rather your $5 whore girlfriend teach your daughter how to apply makeup?
what

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>>11228365
Do you want your daughter to look like a whore?

>>11228256
I don't think you even get all that much cash for those things over here. I mean, they are cheap to begin with and still no one wants them

>>11228262
You have my condolences

>>11228401
>condolences
no need for them
now that I see the Face in the car, thanks to this shithole, I can actually enjoy seeing them since they make me smile a bit

>>11228428
I used to own a midnight purple one. Owned it right before my Neons to be specific.
Was an okay car in the suburbs, but that tiny little engine barely could keep up on the highways. Also, I hated that speedo in the middle LSD shit. Why couldn't it have normal gauges instead?
I'd be fine if the speedo was behind the wheel where it's supposed to be, not in the middle of the fucking car.

>>11228401
nope with c4c I meant that huge shit that went down a few years ago where you could get $$$$ from the government when you turned in your old car, no matter how cheap it is.

that killed LOTS of twingos.

>>11228073
WTF? Somehow I want one.

>>11228155
I had a 1st Gen neon with auto as my 1st car, It was a fun car to drive, and quite fast.

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>>11228441
bro, do you even into french cars?

>>11227799
>>11227781
>>11227748
>>11228122
you dont have to like the twingo
but you shall fear it
it is the face of madness

dont you see the psychosis hidden behind that smile?

>>11228618
that's an excellent question.

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>>11228618
>implying the Neon is any more sane than the Twingo

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>>11228549
How can you drink so much mountain dew? I drank creaming soda once then vomited and my vomit tasted like mountain dew

It is the nectar of the negro

>>11223267
[heavy breathing]

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>>11228480
we all want.. because reasons

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>>11228642
>How can you drink so much mountain dew?
well, it just happens. I love it.

>>11228631
the twingo
damn bruh
twingo man.

>>11228549
Citroën Xantia Activa
Citroën Xsara VTS ricebomb
Peugeot 206 piece of shit
Renault Laguna 1st gen 2.2D
Renault Laguna 2nd gen 1.6 and later a 2.0

So yes, I'd say I do into French cars a bit. Didn't like any of them all that much, but they got me from home to work. The newer they got, the more unreliable they became.
The 2nd gen Lagunas for example both had troubles starting up during rain or when the air was a bit more humid. Replacing the starter solenoid fixed it, but only for about a year or so.

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ssshh it's sleeping

>tfw no oil changes in 4 years

>>11228549
>>11228702
Fuck, and completely forgot about that purple piece of shit Twingo. God damn that thing was cold as hell during the winters. Also, the floor pan pretty much rusted through and enabled flintstones mode.

>>11228702
but did they all had the thing in he middle

>>11228715
If I do remember correctly, only the Twingo did. The 2nd gen Lagunas had them fancy credit card shaped keys and push to start. Those things were extremely "high tech" for a commoner car back in 2004

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OH SHIT AMERICA WATCH OUT

>>11228727
Jokes on you, both of my Neons actually took corners extremely sharply. Those things were extremely well suited for yuropoor roads.
On the other hand, my GTC LeBaron does have some problems with parking lots and yuropoor suburbs. Sometimes it just seems like the cities are getting tighter and tighter.

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>>11228727
>implying
>not knowing the Neon had IRS and was a dominant force in SCCA racing.

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What about the new one?
Apparently it's rear-engine, rear-wheel-drive

>>11228727
The neon handles real well, dumbass. It was the best handling american car of the 90s. The neon ACR on stock tires was just a tiny bit off from a BMW M3 on a skidpad (only a couple hundredths less
G than an M3).

>>11228748

the original twingo was innovative and lovable.

the new one is just one of many. also, a 500 look-alike.

>>11228738
>>11228745
>>11228752
You guys sound French, as in can't take a joke.

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>>11228727
nvr frgt
dodge neon
he was never as nice as the clio, but at least he tried.

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>>11228764
Corners are not a problem for the Neon.

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>>11228702
That's actually a pretty decent list.

But this is a twingo thread; less shit talking, more fun.

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I'm surprised in how this thread turned out.

>>11228760
I'm actually Finnish and a Chrysler fanboy that gets extremely easily butthurt when someone talks shit about them, which is pretty much all the time.

>>11228869
IKTF

but I like fiat.

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>>11228854

>>11228884
Same here, especially now that they are cooperating with Chrysler. Always liked Fiats too.
Combining Chrysler with Fiat, that should produce something extremely pleasing aesthetically and performance wise.

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I think the worse fuel consumption is worth it.

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>>11228912
KNOCK THAT OFF TWINGO!

>>11228921
you wish brah

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>>11228907
>that should produce something extremely pleasing aesthetically and performance wise.
I really hope so


but
>muh reliabilidies etc etc
I have hopes in this project.
My captcha says otherwise.

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>>11228942
Bitch, at least I don't need a jet engine to go fast

>>11228952
I've never and I mean never had anything go wrong with a Chrysler product, aside for a snapped air conditioner belt that was kinda my own fault to boot.

Shit, I have no idea how Americans manage to kill them that easily, mine usually last well into the 500k territory with just basic maintenance. And I'm not driving them like a granny either.

>>11228921
That's some quad 0 ponctuality there. Twingo's grove is more relaxed.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q49-Bowu-iU

>>11228961
American here. My family has had 3 Chrysler products and no problems with any of them.
97 Chrysler Concorde LX
99 Chrysler Concorde LXi
06 Chrysler 300C Hemi

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>>11228965
POOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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>>11228961
>I have no idea how Americans manage to kill them that easily
Yeah. I accept the fact that old fiat's weren't the best cars out there, but they really stepped up their game. Still people always give them shit, even if they know nothing.
The new ones are so rust proof, you find them in 50 years on the coast with no rust
>that was exeggarated, but you know what I mean.

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>>11228631
>>11228677
they are insane on differend levels
the neon like a person you bump into on a street and get a headbutt in return

the twingo in that situation would just smile
and with that smile your life would be forfeight
not now, not today but inevidably and certainly horribly

pic related: those things are at least honest about the slasher smile

>>11229097
fucking creepy

>>11229026
I owned a Fiat Uno at one point and then upgraded to a Tipo. Both of those things ran amazingly and boy were the little fuckers fast as hell. For a sub 2 litre shitboxes, those things sure laid down the hurt when cruising around town. And both of them were owned by your typical ricer kid. "No mercy is given, no pain is felt" is what I always said and I drove my cars just like that.

stop saying the twingo is evil

;_;

>>11229026
this
damn right

>>11229115
true those are insanely agile
and with a turbo hella fast
dammit you can even drop in 2.0 turbo from the integrale

>>11229155
It was evil. It revved like crazy yet didn't move anywhere, rusted like hell and rattled like a box of legos when it got colder. Still got me to work and back.

>>11229179
Not just agile, but they left people behind quite nicely in street drags at the lights. I'm not saying the top speed was anything mind blowing, but they sure jumped to that top speed with a bang. Also, the later Tipos are insanely good looking for a hatchback in my opinion.

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I'm a Clio RS owner and i support the Twingo love.
Even this little guy can run faster with a Williams engine under the bonnet.

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>>11229115
>Fiat Uno/Tipo

WHOA, that takes me back.
I'm from Germany and I seriously didn't see ONE of those in like 4 or 5 years.

There are cars that were incredibly common but are just gone for some reason and those two are some of those.

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>>11229258
what the shit mate
and actual clio owner. You can post awesome OC that can made fun of or gets reposted

>>11229263
>Fiat Uno/Tipo
damn nigga, Germany, too. My dad had a white Uno as his first or second car or so.
I just wanted to say that. nothing more to contribute. Pic semi related.

>>11229263
Well, the Twingo shares the same fate over here. Some cars, they are incredibly common at first and then just slowly fade out of existence. A bit sad to be honest, some of those cars that fade into obscurity were surprisingly good. Them Tipos for example, there's exactly one for sale on this one online listing.Those things used to be quite common with ricers and kids back int he day.
Now it's all bimmers and mercs.

>>11227097
That's not where I put the mouth.

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>>11229258

>elf
>twingo

HEY LINK! LINK! LISTEN! LISTEN LINK! HEY LINK! LISTEN! HEY

HEY

>>11229301
I didn't made the image, I just saved it.
Sorry to dissapoint you, anon.

>>11229321
fucking saved

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Hello

>>11229375
why hello there!

>>11229375
My brother.

>>11229375
>1980's robot face

>>11229444
>bee bobop bebobop

this thread has now over 200 replies

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>>11229528
And room for more

>>11229721
do i see more twingo pngs?

good good. Saved

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>>11229721

>>11229773
ww yiis

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New sticker.

>>11229808
Should i cut these?

>>11229848
"Do what you must
I will always laugh at your attempts"

>>11229848
;_;

>>11229867
I wish I had money for two shitboxes. But I can't even afford one.
otherwise I would have a shitbox army, and at least one of them would be a twingo.
that sticker would rock this shit.
But I can't.

>>11229808
it stands for a whole lifestyle of european /o/ browsers
the car looks happy, even if it is so small. Just like euroepan /o/. They can't have big displaced cars, but they are happy with what they have. Just like the twingo.

don't you see the symbolic?

I think it's pretty safe to agree the surviving population of Twingos in the next fifty years will all belong to br/o/s

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>>11230135
damn I need a job to buy one.
in ten kilometer radius, about 60 are for sale. Here are the cheapest ones that run

>>11228549
based C8

>>11230220
>tfw someone knows what car I'm driving

what the hell is happening here

>>11230254
twingo threads are honeypots for european /o/ bros.
normal /o/ residents don't care about that car and move along

>>11230286
we have our own super secret thread starter to summon euro /o/ dudes, and it is this french shitbox

who would have ever thought of this?

>>11229292
>>11229263
I'm betting it was because of the cash for clunkers type of government deals that really devasted their numbers.

>>11230308
well if you like cars like the old twingo you have to be a cool dude. it's just natural.
so it's actually not surprising when the twingo is our ambassador.

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>>11230308
> My ancestors are smiling at me, human. Can you say the same?

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>>11230306
More like french cars in general, considering the other thread.

Wonder how the twingo will look like with multiple headlights.

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>>11230338
maybe like this

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>>11230308
yep.
it was actually kind of uncanny how the streetscape changed in such a short time when this shit went live.

lots of "normal" cars were suddenly GONE and TONS of new shitboxes EVERYWHERE

>ehehe, all according to plan!
>[handsrubbing intensifies]

assholes.

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i'm french so of course i used to hate those turds, but /o/ makes me want to buy one... i'll just have to hide it from my friends, like it was a fat GF

here's my friend's renault dauphine. we drove 600km this week with it. it's a great car (except for the fact that it has only 3 gears and tops out at 110kph)

>all this infighting between smug cars
if anything the 1g neon and twingo would be bros if they ever met in the same country as they happily plan how to get away with murder

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>>11230353
>/o/ makes me want to buy one
I know that feel. It's like this with many shitboxes, but the thing is that these are even affordable and somehow usefull.

You could drive it ironically. Or make it look like a rallye car and drive it like a real boyracer.

>>11230361
>implying it was fighting
>implying it wasn't just friendly mocking like you do it with your best friend

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did you know that the twingo's seats fold flat so that you can sleep in it ?

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>>11230349
I'm still fuckraging when thinking about how many brainless idiots gave GOOD CARS to the scrapper just to rake in like 1k euros.

there are tons of reports of people even scrapping cars that were worth 5000, 10k and even more to get the 1k.
yes, people are that fucking stupid. I'm surprised their IQ is sufficient enough to let them eat and shit.

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>>11229097
Please. THIS is a proper psychotic smile of a car utterly broken by it's deformed visage.

>>11230376

you should have seen my face when i saw someone bring an early citroen GS for cash for clunkers, with the chrome bumpers. 40kkm, it was NEW. absolutely mint. scrapped because once it's in the system you can't do shit to save them.

the fucker bought a fucking opel corsa. i hope he crashes and dies in it

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>>11230372
11/10, would comfily sleep the fuck out that

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>>11230371
Of course the neon and Twingo are br/o/'s. Just a friendly rivalry.

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>>11230372
wow
that's actually fucking neat

>>11230381
what is it with the french cars and their smiles?
the 206, 207 and the 208 all developed a pretty big smile.

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>>11230372

And you can see the stars!

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>>11230390

FUCKING HELL

>>11230396
>>11230372
damn that small fucker was really ahead of its time.

>>11230391
>sleeping in the twingo
you'd wake up dead

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>>11230419
>you'd wake up dead
>mfw

also, I wonder how the designer would react when he would see this here. And how other designers would react. Maybe we can make them stop producing angry econoboxes.

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wait.
didn't have france a problem with more and more couples not starting a families; decreasing newborn numbers?

>super fucking sebaceous interior
>seats fold flat, super comfy, bed-like
>huge ass almost convertible sun roof where you can look into the stars while fucking
>cheap car to afford for students
>even sufficient as family car

>mfw I just realized that the twingo was an effort to get the population of france rising again

>>11230436
spacious, not sebaceous. fucking hell, wat lol

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>>11230436
>>seats fold flat, super comfy, bed-like
>>huge ass almost convertible sun roof where you can look into the stars while fucking
lol

damn it france. YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT!

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>>11230426
>Maybe we can make them stop producing angry econoboxes.
The Beetle and the Fiat 500 aren't angry

>>11230426
Le quement doesn't do angry, he prefers harmonious.

>>11230453
yeah man. One out of 20 or so.
But you are right, it's a step in the right direction.

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>>11230453
They're just happy and mildly psychotic.

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>>11230436
>>11230450
someone should create a Twingo-Kamasutra book

>>11230461
>bueno.jpg

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>>11230460
looks so dreamy

>I wonder if anon-kun thinks of me again and how much fun we had in this twisted road... hmmmmmh...

>mfw only the Abarth looks like this, and not mine

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>angry shitboxes
>a wild renault zoe appears
[vomiting intensifies]

WELL FUCKING DONE, RENAULT.

at least the new twingo is not angry.

I wish they would have just continued producing the old twingo along with the new one as twingo classic or some shit.

>>11230479

>eheheheheheheh imma eatin yo kilowatts eehhehehehehehhehehehe

>>11230450
>>11230436
More like get the population of england to reduce more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37pnd98m7sw

>>11230479
or just kept the design of the old one, with new electronics!

>imagine the old one with RWD and RR layout
sikk
it would be the perfect car for /o/

>>11230479
But that's clearly a smile.

>>11230501
>implying you can't smile when being angry

>>11230461
somebody clearly has to start. I neither have a Twingo nor a GF

so I can't.

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>>11230371
>best friend
>more like accomplice or partner in crime

>>11230381
true but it seems less malevolant to me then the others

pic related embrace the jolliness

>>11227839
And you sit in the glove box?

>>11230517
>implying there would still be space for the glove box
you lay on the engine, sandwitched between it and the roof

>>11230512
he sure looks like he smoked to many jollies

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Late for school

http://youtu.be/oaEel0spD34

>>11230528
sanic speed bro

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>>11230436
>sebaceous interior

man what the fuck
you made me imagine a twingo that secretes sebum to lubricate and waterproof the interior

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>>11230528

yeah, the old 1.4l turbo engines are known to go like stink and have a really gnarly, angry sound.

here, have a trailer with a 1.4 turbo engine.

>>11230575
fug, forgot the link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UCZF_UnG10

>>11230460
>>11230473
its not mildly psychotic its called italian spirited (or temperamental, feisty character)

my acquaintance used to have an alfa
drives somewhere, sees an VW
>d-did you just oogle that ugly VW you asshole
>we're not going anywhere today
>engine stops for no reason on a crossing
towing it home, next day works like new
noone has an idea what was wrong

>>11230479
>>11230453
angry ecoboxes look ridiculous (hothatches get a pass)

>>11230450
damn those seats are neat

V8 twingo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIzgk5FnqzI

>>11230599
> Italian spirited
Well, that explains why the 500 always makes problems when my bro is driving, but never when I drive. I love fiat, and he dislikes them.
Lel. Now the car gets back at him.

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shriek when you see me

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>>11230669

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>>11230672
>Dat Neon 2.0L

>>11230669
What is this on the hood?

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Today I bought this 2006 1.2lL Clio.
Now I have to learn how to drive...

>>11230763
That's not on the hood. Those are foam air filets sticking through a hole cut in the hood.

>>11230791
That's an amateurly done vinyl wraps

>>>11230781
> mfw Argentinian moot

>>11230814
>>11230781
Now it is right.

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>>11230814
>Ive become somewhat known on /o/

I dont know how to feel...

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>be you
>decide to walk
>crossing street
>halfway there
>some fucknut on phone
>sees you last second
>slams brakes
>you hear the squeal
>look over
>the last thing you see before it hits you

>>11230836
HELLO MOTHERFUCKER, WELCOME TO HELL
>>11230833
No
> it's just wr anon

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>>11230855
THIS IS YOUR NEW HOME

>>11230869
Well if i had to get ran over i guess a twingo would be the car of choice.

>>11230836
surely this is less ironic than getting hit by a dodge.

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>>11230903
What about a Plymouth?

>>11230903
Damn man. That one made me chuckle

>>11230801
wouldn't expect anything else from romania

>>11230687
>my neon had the headgasket and timing belt done before I got it
>drove a little over 60k miles over 6 years with mostly just oil changes
fuel pump crapped out once, but that was literally the only problem I ever had with it

>>11230922
> awesome Neon
> undefeated in SCCA Showroom Stock until SCCA
buckled to pressure from butthurt japs

>>11230903
Or getting rammed by a...
Chevy.

>almost 300 replies

when will this one max out? will there be a new friendly twingothread?

>>11230254

Mom got one (2003, ~240k km), spent years on the back seats and now drive it occasionnally. Comfy as fuck.

>>11231120
Hell yeah mate. They are somehow fun to drive.

>>11231018
We will see. I wouldn't start one directly after this one. Give it a few days

>>11228243
also chubby chicks try harder

>>11229258
oh shit I didn't know the Twingo Coupe concept had a Williams engine. I shouldn't have sold my 94 Twingo and made a replica of that instead

some lovely oc in this thread

if it's actual oc that is

>>11231380
well, the link one I made was oc at least.

anyway, these threads are always nice and I love them.

>>11231018
The twingo has to strike when least expected

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Goddamnit /o/, now I'm thinking of getting a twingo as my first car being a filthy yurop.

That double bed could be pretty fucking handy and they seem so reliable.

[spoiler] Also can't resist that smile [/spoiler]

God dammit,

I wanna see if there's any Twingos in taco land.

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>>11231553
these eyes cannot lie

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Can I play too?

not my car, though.

>>11231835
>Can I play too?

well that car rather looks like it could be ... twingo's mother in law or something.

>>11231835
Motherfucker
it isn't even a Twingo.
It's okay, it's still smily

I would buy this shit, but already have too many cars. God damn it /o/, why do I want this piece of shit?

http://newyork.craigslist.org/wch/cto/4701618780.html