that's very nice of you.
Here, have one, too!
Maybe this one will do?
Sorry for the trouble it caused.
This one has greasy dildos jammed between the seats, and there's cumstains on the dash. The shifter smells like ass, too.
Are you sure this wasn't used exclusively by faggots? Because I've heard the Twingo is the gayest car in existence.
Well, you could take a look at this one.
This one has a manly V8 engine swapped in.
Every fucking day. Every single fucking day this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face.
That thread gave us two great pieces of art
There, now it's art!
Chickenhood I believe
yfw the twingo is eligible for us import in a couple of years
I still remember well how the german version of cash for clunkers literally slayed metric fucktons of these.
many people even bought cheap twingos just to turn them in for C4C money.
that was some really nasty shit.
buying them to crush them would only have worked if they knew about it at least a year in advance, the cars had to be registered to the person crushing them for a certain amount of time, otherwise they wouldn't have given you any money.
>thinking the whole shit went down clean and controlled
there was a lot of stinky shit going down behind the scenes.
yes, people were able to turn in cars they bought shortly before.
also, there are lots of reports of scrappers who didn't actually scrap the cars and just exported them and made mad dosh.
they are actually cheap to maintain and keep running because of plenty parts everywhere.
for 400 you could really get a quite OK one.
so get one without any problems. really good ones are definitely available under 1000
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>SACRIFICE ME TO SATURN
Here, have a Neon.
This one is for you. The dude, too.
I can't take the car due to US import laws but the man is now tied in my basement and forced to fuck me to satisfy my sexual needs.
That's a real sexy #. Here, have a very sexy .gif
That's a really satanic get. Have a really satanic jpg.
It's funny to see the recent /o/ love for the first Twingo, here in Yurop is considered a cheap economic car and you can find it for less than 1000€, many friends of mine have it or have had in the past.
I think it will make a comeback as enthusiast car in few years, like old 500's, mini 1300 or the Renault 4.
I'm german myself, now that I see them on /o/ all the time I see their smile when I see them in real life.
It's good to have something that you see often that makes you smile.
Europoors have the Twingo. Amerifats have the Neon.
gee stolen recaros, two neons?
You want more than two?
>tfw the Neon has a racing pedigree and the Twingo doesn't
damn. I'm german, and I now somehow want one. I can't even afford one car. And now I want to buy so many shitboxes.
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN
FUCK YOU /o/ FOR DOING THIS TO ME
Join the Neon.
Racing is only the beginning.
The ultimate goal is world domination.
Race me faggot. I'll fuck you up.
My mates tied me to this trailer so you have more time to run, nigger
I'm not running.
I'll be waiting you cheese-eating surrender-monkey faggot.
if you would have ran you would only get rekt tired, so it's better for you to wait anyways. No matter where you would hide, I would find you anywhere
Faggot, these colors never run.
we will see how fast they run after I jump down on them like in the vietnam war the Vietnamese fighters out of the trees
Bitch, you can't keep up with me. Don't even try.
bitch, that's nothing compared to
keep telling yourself that. I extra put on bright colors so you can see me coming
If you're that far behind, it's hard to tell one dot from a differently colored dot.
What's the matter? France too pussy to make their own V8?
The only time I am behind you is when I'm close to overtake you since I'm two laps infront of you
trying to look tough with your brothers, huh?
pic related is me and my bitch.
Your cunt is ugly.
Keep trying. One day, you'll believe that.
You wish you could at least pull ugly bitches, but you attract nothing but bird shit
I bet you don't even get fan art send to you
here have a Yugo with a 350 rear engine swap
One word: schadenfreude
You're just makin' me laugh, m8
don't trigger me mate
see dem eyes? You think you would be close to the "Viper", but you are just a shit
the real "Viper" is here man
having owned a 1gn I can confirm they are pretty great, only thing I didn't like was that 3 speed auto though
2nd gen 2005 Chrysler Neon owner here, the auto was trash and killed itself after 7k. Bought a second 2005 Neon, but this time with manual. Thing did 300k before that one fateful night when things got a bit too hektik with the e-brake and icy road. Ended up smashing the thing through a grocery store window and jammed it halfway in.
nice contact lenses faggot
does your Neon knows
>tfw you get people laid?
nice eye shadow mate
At least i can apply makeup properly.
Know what? That thing was actually extremely well built, reliable and surprisingly quick off the mark. I don't know why, but Chryslers over here seem to be held in a much higher light than in the states. They are usually praised for comfortable interior, sportiness and being mechanically quite reliable. Also bragging rights because >America
Yeah, you really need make up to look at least decent.
I'm a natural beauty
it's not a meme. We just enjoy the happy looking face of the Twingo
if it ever got you laid
if it knows the feel of getting people laid
the twingo sure does >>11228186
also I'm away now, playing Burnout. Have fun guys
A small, lightweight shitbox that can be had for a couple of hundred bucks. That's about it. Used to see a lot of those things about 10 years ago. Nowadays it's a surprise if I even see one in like half a year.
anyway, just look at the smug motherfucker
same deal with the 1st gen neon
Would you rather your $5 whore girlfriend teach your daughter how to apply makeup?
Do you want your daughter to look like a whore?
I used to own a midnight purple one. Owned it right before my Neons to be specific.
Was an okay car in the suburbs, but that tiny little engine barely could keep up on the highways. Also, I hated that speedo in the middle LSD shit. Why couldn't it have normal gauges instead?
I'd be fine if the speedo was behind the wheel where it's supposed to be, not in the middle of the fucking car.
nope with c4c I meant that huge shit that went down a few years ago where you could get $$$$ from the government when you turned in your old car, no matter how cheap it is.
that killed LOTS of twingos.
bro, do you even into french cars?
>implying the Neon is any more sane than the Twingo
How can you drink so much mountain dew? I drank creaming soda once then vomited and my vomit tasted like mountain dew
It is the nectar of the negro
we all want.. because reasons
>How can you drink so much mountain dew?
well, it just happens. I love it.
Citroën Xantia Activa
Citroën Xsara VTS ricebomb
Peugeot 206 piece of shit
Renault Laguna 1st gen 2.2D
Renault Laguna 2nd gen 1.6 and later a 2.0
So yes, I'd say I do into French cars a bit. Didn't like any of them all that much, but they got me from home to work. The newer they got, the more unreliable they became.
The 2nd gen Lagunas for example both had troubles starting up during rain or when the air was a bit more humid. Replacing the starter solenoid fixed it, but only for about a year or so.
ssshh it's sleeping
>tfw no oil changes in 4 years
Fuck, and completely forgot about that purple piece of shit Twingo. God damn that thing was cold as hell during the winters. Also, the floor pan pretty much rusted through and enabled flintstones mode.
If I do remember correctly, only the Twingo did. The 2nd gen Lagunas had them fancy credit card shaped keys and push to start. Those things were extremely "high tech" for a commoner car back in 2004
Jokes on you, both of my Neons actually took corners extremely sharply. Those things were extremely well suited for yuropoor roads.
On the other hand, my GTC LeBaron does have some problems with parking lots and yuropoor suburbs. Sometimes it just seems like the cities are getting tighter and tighter.
>not knowing the Neon had IRS and was a dominant force in SCCA racing.
What about the new one?
Apparently it's rear-engine, rear-wheel-drive
The neon handles real well, dumbass. It was the best handling american car of the 90s. The neon ACR on stock tires was just a tiny bit off from a BMW M3 on a skidpad (only a couple hundredths less
G than an M3).
he was never as nice as the clio, but at least he tried.
Corners are not a problem for the Neon.
That's actually a pretty decent list.
But this is a twingo thread; less shit talking, more fun.
I'm surprised in how this thread turned out.
Same here, especially now that they are cooperating with Chrysler. Always liked Fiats too.
Combining Chrysler with Fiat, that should produce something extremely pleasing aesthetically and performance wise.
KNOCK THAT OFF TWINGO!
>that should produce something extremely pleasing aesthetically and performance wise.
I really hope so
>muh reliabilidies etc etc
I have hopes in this project.
My captcha says otherwise.
Bitch, at least I don't need a jet engine to go fast
I've never and I mean never had anything go wrong with a Chrysler product, aside for a snapped air conditioner belt that was kinda my own fault to boot.
Shit, I have no idea how Americans manage to kill them that easily, mine usually last well into the 500k territory with just basic maintenance. And I'm not driving them like a granny either.
American here. My family has had 3 Chrysler products and no problems with any of them.
97 Chrysler Concorde LX
99 Chrysler Concorde LXi
06 Chrysler 300C Hemi
>I have no idea how Americans manage to kill them that easily
Yeah. I accept the fact that old fiat's weren't the best cars out there, but they really stepped up their game. Still people always give them shit, even if they know nothing.
The new ones are so rust proof, you find them in 50 years on the coast with no rust
>that was exeggarated, but you know what I mean.
they are insane on differend levels
the neon like a person you bump into on a street and get a headbutt in return
the twingo in that situation would just smile
and with that smile your life would be forfeight
not now, not today but inevidably and certainly horribly
pic related: those things are at least honest about the slasher smile
I owned a Fiat Uno at one point and then upgraded to a Tipo. Both of those things ran amazingly and boy were the little fuckers fast as hell. For a sub 2 litre shitboxes, those things sure laid down the hurt when cruising around town. And both of them were owned by your typical ricer kid. "No mercy is given, no pain is felt" is what I always said and I drove my cars just like that.
It was evil. It revved like crazy yet didn't move anywhere, rusted like hell and rattled like a box of legos when it got colder. Still got me to work and back.
Not just agile, but they left people behind quite nicely in street drags at the lights. I'm not saying the top speed was anything mind blowing, but they sure jumped to that top speed with a bang. Also, the later Tipos are insanely good looking for a hatchback in my opinion.
I'm a Clio RS owner and i support the Twingo love.
Even this little guy can run faster with a Williams engine under the bonnet.
WHOA, that takes me back.
I'm from Germany and I seriously didn't see ONE of those in like 4 or 5 years.
There are cars that were incredibly common but are just gone for some reason and those two are some of those.
what the shit mate
and actual clio owner. You can post awesome OC that can made fun of or gets reposted
damn nigga, Germany, too. My dad had a white Uno as his first or second car or so.
I just wanted to say that. nothing more to contribute. Pic semi related.
Well, the Twingo shares the same fate over here. Some cars, they are incredibly common at first and then just slowly fade out of existence. A bit sad to be honest, some of those cars that fade into obscurity were surprisingly good. Them Tipos for example, there's exactly one for sale on this one online listing.Those things used to be quite common with ricers and kids back int he day.
Now it's all bimmers and mercs.
HEY LINK! LINK! LISTEN! LISTEN LINK! HEY LINK! LISTEN! HEY
And room for more
I wish I had money for two shitboxes. But I can't even afford one.
otherwise I would have a shitbox army, and at least one of them would be a twingo.
that sticker would rock this shit.
But I can't.
it stands for a whole lifestyle of european /o/ browsers
the car looks happy, even if it is so small. Just like euroepan /o/. They can't have big displaced cars, but they are happy with what they have. Just like the twingo.
don't you see the symbolic?
damn I need a job to buy one.
in ten kilometer radius, about 60 are for sale. Here are the cheapest ones that run
> My ancestors are smiling at me, human. Can you say the same?
More like french cars in general, considering the other thread.
Wonder how the twingo will look like with multiple headlights.
it was actually kind of uncanny how the streetscape changed in such a short time when this shit went live.
lots of "normal" cars were suddenly GONE and TONS of new shitboxes EVERYWHERE
>ehehe, all according to plan!
i'm french so of course i used to hate those turds, but /o/ makes me want to buy one... i'll just have to hide it from my friends, like it was a fat GF
here's my friend's renault dauphine. we drove 600km this week with it. it's a great car (except for the fact that it has only 3 gears and tops out at 110kph)
>/o/ makes me want to buy one
I know that feel. It's like this with many shitboxes, but the thing is that these are even affordable and somehow usefull.
You could drive it ironically. Or make it look like a rallye car and drive it like a real boyracer.
>implying it was fighting
>implying it wasn't just friendly mocking like you do it with your best friend
did you know that the twingo's seats fold flat so that you can sleep in it ?
I'm still fuckraging when thinking about how many brainless idiots gave GOOD CARS to the scrapper just to rake in like 1k euros.
there are tons of reports of people even scrapping cars that were worth 5000, 10k and even more to get the 1k.
yes, people are that fucking stupid. I'm surprised their IQ is sufficient enough to let them eat and shit.
Please. THIS is a proper psychotic smile of a car utterly broken by it's deformed visage.
you should have seen my face when i saw someone bring an early citroen GS for cash for clunkers, with the chrome bumpers. 40kkm, it was NEW. absolutely mint. scrapped because once it's in the system you can't do shit to save them.
the fucker bought a fucking opel corsa. i hope he crashes and dies in it
11/10, would comfily sleep the fuck out that
Of course the neon and Twingo are br/o/'s. Just a friendly rivalry.
that's actually fucking neat
what is it with the french cars and their smiles?
the 206, 207 and the 208 all developed a pretty big smile.
>you'd wake up dead
also, I wonder how the designer would react when he would see this here. And how other designers would react. Maybe we can make them stop producing angry econoboxes.
didn't have france a problem with more and more couples not starting a families; decreasing newborn numbers?
>super fucking sebaceous interior
>seats fold flat, super comfy, bed-like
>huge ass almost convertible sun roof where you can look into the stars while fucking
>cheap car to afford for students
>even sufficient as family car
>mfw I just realized that the twingo was an effort to get the population of france rising again
>>seats fold flat, super comfy, bed-like
>>huge ass almost convertible sun roof where you can look into the stars while fucking
damn it france. YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT!
>Maybe we can make them stop producing angry econoboxes.
The Beetle and the Fiat 500 aren't angry
They're just happy and mildly psychotic.
someone should create a Twingo-Kamasutra book
looks so dreamy
>I wonder if anon-kun thinks of me again and how much fun we had in this twisted road... hmmmmmh...
>mfw only the Abarth looks like this, and not mine
>a wild renault zoe appears
WELL FUCKING DONE, RENAULT.
at least the new twingo is not angry.
I wish they would have just continued producing the old twingo along with the new one as twingo classic or some shit.
>more like accomplice or partner in crime
true but it seems less malevolant to me then the others
pic related embrace the jolliness
man what the fuck
you made me imagine a twingo that secretes sebum to lubricate and waterproof the interior
yeah, the old 1.4l turbo engines are known to go like stink and have a really gnarly, angry sound.
here, have a trailer with a 1.4 turbo engine.
its not mildly psychotic its called italian spirited (or temperamental, feisty character)
my acquaintance used to have an alfa
drives somewhere, sees an VW
>d-did you just oogle that ugly VW you asshole
>we're not going anywhere today
>engine stops for no reason on a crossing
towing it home, next day works like new
noone has an idea what was wrong
angry ecoboxes look ridiculous (hothatches get a pass)
damn those seats are neat
> Italian spirited
Well, that explains why the 500 always makes problems when my bro is driving, but never when I drive. I love fiat, and he dislikes them.
Lel. Now the car gets back at him.
>Dat Neon 2.0L
Today I bought this 2006 1.2lL Clio.
Now I have to learn how to drive...
>Ive become somewhat known on /o/
I dont know how to feel...
>decide to walk
>some fucknut on phone
>sees you last second
>you hear the squeal
>the last thing you see before it hits you
What about a Plymouth?
>my neon had the headgasket and timing belt done before I got it
>drove a little over 60k miles over 6 years with mostly just oil changes
fuel pump crapped out once, but that was literally the only problem I ever had with it
Goddamnit /o/, now I'm thinking of getting a twingo as my first car being a filthy yurop.
That double bed could be pretty fucking handy and they seem so reliable.
[spoiler] Also can't resist that smile [/spoiler]