Daily Reminder

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>In fact, the only firm whose cars had a worse engine failure rate than Audi was MG Rover. MINI wasn’t much better, finishing third from bottom, while its parent company BMW came seventh from bottom. And, despite its reputation for rock-solid reliability, Volkswagen came ninth from bottom.

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>>10556901

now this has some fuckin potential

>“The nuber of failures
lol this article.

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>I buy german because I like reliability

>German engineering

I'll just leave these here

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XV9rJwEOCus

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mGE6roEThig

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m5MhzNjYiSo

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>>10560532
>scotty kilmer

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>>10560532
>rev up your engines

>>10560549
fucking japan

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>>10560558
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>>10560546
>>10560549
Did you guys even watch the videos?

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>>10560560
>>10560549

>3dpd

I fucking warned you

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>>10560564
yes. hes smart but annoying.

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>>10560560

>>10560532
>germans give americans shit for having plastic interior
>meanwhile they strategically place plastic water pumps in the engine bay so they can jew you up
>2 sparkplugs per cyl

Why are germans such jews, didn't you idiots fight a war to get rid of them or something?

>>10560546
Kilmer may be a lunatic but he's right.

>>10560634
Americans make trim panels out of plastic, not engines. Yurop a shit.

>>10560728

You might want to google "platic intake manifold failure".

I remember when, "Oh my god no! Plastic guns!"
We will know soon whether the Glock is actually durable or not. They are finally reaching the 30 yr old mark. Will they make it to 100 years? Maybe.

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Just stop buying them, world. So simple. What is that? You can't?

>worst reliable
IT'S LEAST RELIABLE YOU RETARDED FUCKING CUNTS! LEAST!

ARRRRGHHHHHH

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Mad?

>>10560745
The point is everybody is using plastic and being smug about it when your vehicle(s) do as well is not very nice

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>>10560847

>320 million people
>muh biggest economy in the world (it's not)
>USA #1
>one manufacturer in the top 10
>barely

Kek, no wonder you're always so butthurt

>>10560870
>>muh biggest economy in the world (it's not)
The USA? It is. nb4 China, because it isn't.

>>10560887

Europe is

>>10556837
>>10560847
>ikr
>butthurt article by brit

britain made is much worse, at least the german cars have free maintenance + warranty.

>>10560852

It's not even ABS or anything, it's the same shitty plastic covered in a rubberizer, which scratches easily and wears off.
>taking Top Gear car advice seriously
>taking advice from any journalists that wish they were Top Gear

>>10560889
Europe isn't a country.

>>10560896
>taking top gear seriously
no one should

Jeremy once reviewed a BMW M5 that broke down like 3 times while they were filming it and he still claimed it was GODLIKE

>>10560905
>1 currency
>1 system of laws all must abide by with individual parts able to have their own differences
Where have i heard that before?
Oh, right. The fucking UNITED STATES of MURRIKA.

Deal with it.

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>>10560905

Kek. See >>10560921

>>10560927
i like the clock at the middle

its like

>well at least it has a clock

>>10560921
Are you drunk? besides, the US economy is larger than the EU. Which should make you feel worse that the whole lot of you stacked up still haven't out done 1 single country.

>>10560927
Is that a fucking jellybean f150 steering wheel

>>10560931
yes

>>10560929
>the whole lot of you
Try again, genuis.
>US economy is larger than the EU.
AHAHAHAHAH!

>>10560936
I could almost not hate the interior if it weren't for that

>>10560713
>worst reliable
that should be 'least reliable'
do you even english

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>mfw yurofags will never EVER make reliable cars
>german engineering

>>10560929
EU: 17.358trillion
US: 16.799trillion
1eur = 1.36usd

What was that? Something about the US economy being larger?

Try being more wrong, next time.

>>10560960
And thats just the European Union

>>10560847
>>10560891
>german defense force
HAHAAHAH

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>>10560969

There is nothing to defend here. It doesn't matter if german cars are reliable or not because people still buy them. Deal with it

>>10560989
People still smoke, too, faggot. Humans as a whole are a bunch of self-destructive idiots. Nothing proves this more than VWs sales.

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>>10560989
fucking 10/10 rekt doe

>>10560989
Of course it matters, we are on an automotive board and we are going to laugh at sub par quality in cars :)

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>>10560960
Lol rekt

>>10560998

People smoke way less today. Sales of german cars are going upwards. You were saying?

>>10561024
>sales going upwards
>quality going downwards
Are we on to something here?

>>10561007

How are the recalls going, murrka?

>>10561034
How's that engine failure, germany?

>>10561030

It's called the "american way" and germans don't like it either. Miraculously though in german hands german cars are more reliable. I wonder why

>>10561042
>muh german hands
lol damage control

>>10561042
Germans hate to admit defeat?

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There is a solution...

>German styling
>German interior comfort
>German handling
>American power
>Bulletproof reliability

>>10561037

My Audi is running great, thanks for asking. Gonna hit 180k kms soon

>>10561049

Nah, germans have something called TÜV

>>10561050
>Still has german electronic
Nope
Throw a japanese body onto a german chassis design with an american engine and mixture of german and japanese interior.

>>10561053
>my audi speaks for the entire brand
laughing
>>10561057
>muh TUV
Daaaaamage control

>>10561059

How awful

>British chassis
>American engine
>Italian body

Is the Holy trifecta

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The butthurt levels in this thread are reaching critical levels of anal pain

>>10561065

Here is a little bonus for you:

We need the TÜV because you can't have american-style shitboxes in shit condition on the Autobahn

>>10561070
Italian bodies are impractical and heavy, though.
Not strong like nippon steel, folded 1000 times and precision made for ideal drag coefficient and crash safety

Why not just styled by an italian-japanese person?

Also,
>british chassis
Ew, too heavy

>>10561075

The butthurt levels were already at critical levels when this thread was made

>>10561078
>muh germaenic haends
>muh TUV
>muh Autobahn
Hahahahah somebody archive this shit pronto

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>>10561079
>implying brotbongs dont make the best chassis

nigga get the fuck out

>>10561082
As soon as the first german saw the thread the butthurt soared all across /o/ and I could feel the earth tremble

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>>10561083

Print it, frame it and hang it on a wall

>>10561089

All I see is non-germans desperately fishing for butthurt. Meanwhile we're just gonna continue selling you our "shit" cars

>>10561088
If it was a modern design it'd weigh at least 50kg less and be stiffer.

>>10561091
>muh sales
>muh autobahnz
>muh TUV
>muh german hands
Keep going so I can keep laughing

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>>10561075
>Daily reminder that 1 in 27 Audis has critical engine failure

Googled that out of interest
Results were epic

>even searched again with incognito mode to rule out search history biasing the result

>>10561097
What does the part about Wankel engines have to do with anything?

>>10561099
>critical engine failure

Because Google associates "wankel engine" with "critical engine failure"

>>10561103
>cannot into keywords

kay then buddy

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>>10561099
>>10561105

>Rotard detected

>>10561107
>illiterate americunt detected

>>10561091
Are sales supposed to convince anyone here? Do sales inherently make something good?
No, obviously not. Look at the article and every article about German reliability ever.
What you're saying is that you're proud that your country sells a lot of shitty cars. That's like being proud that you work at a shady used car dealership because even if the car is a heap, lol we still sold a lot of cars
I know you're not going to be logical in your response. You might not respond, and that's okay, but you really have to realize one wah or another that what you're saying hurting nobody but you.
Believe it or not, your country's shitty automakers are not an extension of your personality or your identity. I'm not sure why you haven't figured this out, you're bleating on in this thread like someone insulted your wife.

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>$500 dollars for an ls1

>>10561110
>one wah
one way*

>>10561109
>>illiterate
Then how did I just type this message?

>americunt
Nope

>detected
Get it calibrated imo

>6 times 1,000,000 recalls
>60 times 100,000 recalls
>600 times 10,000 recalls
>6,000 times 1,000 recalls
>60,000 times 100 recalls
>600,000 times 10 recalls
>600,000,000 times 1 recalls

>>10561110
>Trying to argue with a raging german fangirl

Trust me all they want you is to go away and take your logical arguments with you because they cant stand ever being wrong

Also this is a good a time as any to trip up I guess

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>>10561112
>$250+$250 dollars for an ls1
>he belived this

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the cars are fun to drive and stylish. and that is what i look for in a car. they might as well it Pussywagen because around here bitches love them shits

>>10561123
Filtered. Stay tripped. Please.

>>10561124
>500 times 1 for an ls1
>50 times 10 for an ls1
>5 times 100 for an ls1

>>10561137
Are you gonna cry? :`)

>>10561123
I realize. I even addressed it in my post.
all I can hope is that what I said about this poor guy's identity takes hold. Defending shit simply because it's shit made in your country is an awful way to go about living.

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can we take a moment or two to remember there is a faggot among us that thinks you can buy an ls1 engine from a junkyard, with ecu, wiring, fuel lines for $500

>>10561140
Critical levels of asspain~~
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAH7VvdWp-c

>>10561147
Sadly there are a lot of people on this board who think that. They also think engine swaps are simple bolt in jobs and take a weekend to do.

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>>10561150
>so upset someone filtered him that he de-tripped to reply to me

Daww

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>>10561147
You could buy a junkyard LS series truck engine for probably $400 or so but that'd be the easy part.
/o/ tends to talk about swaps as though they're easy. It's hilarious.

>>10561155
>about to cry because his silly filter cant make the bad man go away ;_____;
Lel son

>>10561147
$500 is stupid, but i could probably get one for about $900, albeit a shit one.

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>>10561158
I wish I could filter anonymous posters who couldn't shit post if their life depended on it.

>>10561139
Dude there's a german guy spouting the same shit about sales, recalls, TUV and autobahn in literally every thread that mentions anything bad about german cars, I doubt anything you said will ever get in his head even if you speak truthful words and dont try to troll

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I once tripped to make someone upset

in my opinion its not worth it, because you become a tripfag, so you lose by default

i think this is tryhard territory, there is no need to trip

this is just another shitposter's opinion doe

>>10561163
>implying you dont disable the filter to check my posts
Hahahaha poor guy

>>10561170
I never had a trip ever before but I was having so much fun laughing at the german excuses I said what the heck, and it got one dude mad over it so lol

Its not like I'm going to keep it or anything

>>10561167
I understand German stubbornness. One half of my family is as German as it gets, three generations back my family was living in Ruhr. I drive a German car and I drink German beer.
But fuck, being German doesn't mean you have to be braindead.

>>10561179
Your post is a very nice wake up call for the purposely ignorant germans, thank you for posting it.

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>>10556837
That seem's like a nice article you have there. But what's this?
>To discover the most reliable cars on the market today, visit our sister site Carbuyer.
>http://www.carbuyer.co.uk/reviews/recommended/most-reliable-cars
>4 Audi Q3 SUV
>Like Lexus, Audi has an excellent reputation for reliability and the Q3 has benefitted from an engine range that has been tried and tested in other cars in the Volkswagen Group. The car comes with a three-year/60,000 mile warranty and is quickly becoming one of Audi's most popular models since it went on sale three years ago.

>>10561212
I don't know why they associate themselves with Carbuyet, but warranty direct is god tier when looking for shitty cars
Also
>glorious year of 2014
>only a 3 year warranty
Woah what the?

>>10560952
>UK
>English
you seem to be mistaken

>>10561167

> still hasnt realized the germ was toying with him

He even called the autobahn bit a bonus. That reeked of sarcasm.

Please keep that trip

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>3 Mercedes