{BLACK ICE GENERAL} No black ice thread /o/ has changed

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Story time
>friend leaves civic over at my house for a bit
>smells like socks and rotting ass inside
>get 3 pack of FRESH
>open cabin air filter and cram all three inside
>his face when he turned on the ac

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>mfw I could kill any of you in one day just by planting these in your car

Fuck with me IRL.

>>10423337

Couldn't deal

>>10423208
I still want to know which one of you niggers was driving that burgundy civic with the black ice trees hanging from the mirror. there were 4 of them. there is not a single possibility that a normalfag would even be able to cope with the fresh™ of that kind of magnitude.

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>Fatass co-worker needs lift
>Stinks up my glorious Crown Victoria Police Rasekar
>maymaytree.exe

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>yfw black ice is discontinued

>>10423603
Um, no it's not. They well them at Wally-world for $1.

>>10423603
not it's not

>>10423627
no it's not*

just so FRESH in here, can't deal

>>10423612
>>10423627
But imagine a world without it.

>>10423612
>tfw a three pack is five bucks
Fuck Australia

>>10423662
a 3pack ranges from $1 to $8 depending on how close you are to a highway

>>10423662
FOIVE DOLLARYDOOS?!??!?!?!!

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Even want to fuck up someones car?
Dont forget, you can get FRESH in a spray can.
Get a few cans and pop them suckers open, then drench as much fabrics in the car.
Then have a few trees in the cabin air filter for when they inevitably turn on the air to try to get rid of the smell.
Only the strong will deal, the rest will likely slip into a comma.

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Black forest master race

>>10423380
>fresh™

>™

gets me every fucking time

>>10423748
>not realizing FRESH™ is one word

I bought a 6 pack of FRESH last weekend when I was at my parents home. I left one hanging inside my room and locked the door. My body is so not ready.

>>10423932

>come back to visit at Christmas
>find entire house is empty
>venture to your room
>find door slightly ajar
>push it open
>find rotting corpses of both your parents lying face down on the floor
>mom went into your room to change sheets
>couldn't deal
>father went in after her
>turns out he couldn't deal either
>despite bodies rotting in sealed house for months
>it's still incredibly FRESH™

>>10424024
Jesus Christ anon, are you trying to give him nightmares?

Where's muh white ice? Or yellow ice? How about my Matzo ice? How about curry rice?

Fuckin rayciss.

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Just picked up a six pack of them. Got two open in my room and on in the car. Planning on making a mask out of the other three so I'm never without muh Freshness

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>mfw I got a six pack of FRESH™ for four bucks

>>10424032

I'd cry tears of joy if my Black Ice was FRESH that long.

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im just alerting you all to know, if this is a troll, congratulations. you have succeeded in conning me into buying a black ice to see what all the fuss is about.

>used to work carside for a restaurant
>only nigs have these

mfw this is happening

>>10424195

inb4 your body is not ready and you stroke out after one wiff

hey gus how /fa/ is it to have a black ice tree hanging from my backpack?
or wearing a shirt with a black ice tree on it?
pls respond

>>10424195
Looks like this guy couldn't Deal.

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>>10424281

You'd look FRESH™ as fuck

>>10424281
just get gauges and hang some FRESH from your holes

>taking girl back from the slopes
>anon whats that smell?
>what smell
>idk its kinda weird
>my air fresh™ener?
>idk maybe I dont like it
>ok
>she never talks to me again
>Couldnt deal

>>10423746
The only REAL Black Forest is a forest of FRESH dangling from your mirror.

>tfw just got first car
>tfw already have two FRESH trees hanging on it
>tfw going to build an orchard of FRESHness

febreze car vent clips

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>>10424541

What's the best way to keep it smelling good? Those clips, febreeze spray, that concentrated spray, those gel balls things, or black ice? Serious question btw

>>10424918
detailing and not being a disgusting human being

>>10424900
;__;7

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>>10423746
>tfw black forest because all of the black ice was sold out

>>10423900
Get it together man. We all can see what part he's laughing at.

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2 FRESH
2 STRONG

2 FRESH
2 STRONG

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>go to the store
>black ice is sold out

I couldn't deal.

>buy black ice
>/o/ says is good
>put in car
>okay.jpg
>go to restaurant with GF
>smell like black ice in restaurant
>people at table behind smell me
>start talking about "bad incense"
>laughinggirls.jpg
>I left and hung that shit on a wheely bin, where it belongs

Black Ice confirmed for the only time 4chan has actually physically trolled me in 5 years.

Well done /o/, I salute you.

>>10425599
pussy ass faggot

you musta smelled of somthing else lol

Fresh is the scent of god's vagina

>>10425602
>gods vagina

Femenist faggot detected

>>10425618
flows better than god's balls

deal with it

>>10424066
>making a tree chain a la barrel of monkeys
FUCKING
GENIUS
That's way better than my treeball

>>10425621
>not wanting to sniff god's balls

What are you, a faggot?

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The license plate said FRESH™ and there was ICE on the mirror!

>>10425540
>>10424066
>wasting FRESHNESS
one at a time dudes

>waiting at stoplight
>lardass woman in a shitbox Saturn pulls up
>smoking like a chimney
>at least a dozen trees hanging off her rearview

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we may mays now

>>10425819
Where the fuck have you been? We've had like 5 or 6 Jbody threads since you were last here.

how long do they last?

>>10425891
You get about a week of FRESH™ and then it's just decoration.

>>10425883
Just haven't been posting, lurking every now and then.

Been busy with work also.

>>10423662
Could be in Kiwiland. SCA sells a three pack for 7 bucks

Just bought some black ice and all dat fresh™

>>10425896
...black ice little trees is one of the few things in this world where you HAVE to read the instructions.

you should get 2.5weeks out of 1.

I was sitting in traffic and I smelled black ice little tree, I was like da fuq? mines tired and no longer keeping bugs away - I look over and bam 2 black ice and a yellow little tree I smelled a lane over.

You can buy a 24 pack right now on amazon for $15

>>10423208
>muh Black Scheiss

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>Struggling to deal

>>10423380
>tfw only 4 Black Ice to hang on my mirror because I lost the other 2 in a drag race
I live my life a 1/4 mile of fresh™ at a time.

>>10427550
>with keeping in his lane

>>10425862
>One at a time
This faggot can't deal.

>Black Ice loses scent after what felt like an eternity.
>Whip out a fresh one from the stash and put it in the car
>Fuckin wall of fresh when I get in the car even when I open the boot
I wish it just smell this good all the time

>>10427564
>I lost the other 2 in a drag race
What the fuck. Greentext pls.

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>>10427550

>>10425599
Females can't deal with the FRESH™
That's why Black Ice is mainly for Man

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On a road trip. What now, nigs?

>>10425905
Yeah, haven't seen you post in a while- I'm still jelly of your car, keep it up.

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Im at one mm exposure, no fart can spoil this FRESH

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fuckers need to L2 Mix scents

>>10427638
>Have slow shitbox because highschoolfag at the time
>Buddy has equally slow shitbox
>People trying to get us to drag race
>Buddy says we have to make a bet to make it "official"
>We bet 2 black ice
>I missed a shift and he won
>still had fun anyways.

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>>10429264
>Betting with ICE

Can we make this a thing.

>>10429277
>Implying I'd bet cash in a drag race with a good friend who just wanted to see if his new exhaust gave him any gains

>Be at Walmart the other night with friend
>See FRESH™ in checkout lane
>Buy it
>Hang in car
>Friend is FRESH™ virgin
>Crack open the bag
>He immediately rolls down the window
>Can't even handle just the tip

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I've been using the coronado cherry cool gels.

Tell me why i should switch to black ice. I don't even know what that stuff smells like.

>>10429521
Because there's no FRESH™ like the black ice FRESH™

Do any of you actually like this shit or is this just an /o/ joke?

>>10429574
>If you have to ask, just try it. It's a life changing experience.

I for one am not. a troll and actually like it.

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>hating freedom

>>10429656
Those just scream white-supremacy.

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>>10429664
and?

>>10429574

I actually like it. It smells like walmart mens cologne.

>>10429574
can't fucking stand it, man. i makes my eyes water.

that's weird, because i work in water and sewer and am literally up to my knees in shit all day.

but that black ice, holy fuck.

i cannot handle that black ice.

>>10429574
Yes to both

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I made it to stage 2 today

>>10429664

White > Your shitty untermensch skin colour.

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I'm going to fucking buy one of those right meow ( i might also buy some glitter tint- no troll) will post pics

Any yuropfags know what the Wunder-Baum equivalent of Black Ice is?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/BLACK-ICE-Little-Trees-Hanging-Car-Home-Air-Freshener-6-PACKS-144pc-WHOLESALE-/170979548562?_trksid=p2054897.l5658

Are you a bad enough dude?

>>10429574
You have to handle the FRESH™ to actually like it

>>10432612
Someone please do it. You'll be the king of /o/

think of all the people who wasted money on plasti-dip and shit like that when they could have been FRESH™ for less money

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What's the greatest number unwrapped trees /o/ can find?

>>10432611
>implying you can't get this shit in Europe
step it up

>>10429574
I like it, but then I've always liked weird chemical smells.

Is there a Little Tree that smells like a gas station?

>>10432612

Now I know What I am getting on my next paycheck

>>10432680
Just buy some firelighters and put them in your car. They're basically mushy cardboard soaked in petrol, and they smell great.

Probably not safe, though.

>>10432661
thats even less than mine lol

one guy has the snake of like 80

and e46 has like 19 cans of spray

>>10432691
Must have images.

>>10432696
mines in the thread already

top row is 10 bottom row is 5

cant really tell from the angle though

>>10432670
>$2 for the tree itself
>$30 for shipping

>>10432937
I got mine in a shop for €1.50

One day I'll get trolled by /o/ and get one. Today is not that day.

>>10423742

during my senior year car got soaked when I left the window down once, so I decided to drive the devil out by spending $30 on a ridiculous amount of trees, then spreading them everywhere

>tfw I come out and open the door of my black car on a 90 degree day and I can't deal, and neither could anyone else in the parking lot

black ice has never smelled quite the same to me since then

>>10425819

next time I need a new plate in getting FRESHTM on a black plate... Then my civic will be complete

>>10428038

Nigga I love those giant trees

>>10432611

Wunder-Baum Black Classic

>>10432661
A friend of mine saw a car with so many black ice trees that they made up an area about twice as wide as the rearview mirror, and each tree had another hanging off of it.

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>>10432612
gibe mone pls

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>picking up gf
>just installed brand new black ice tree
>wow anon it smells really FRESH™ In here
>30 seconds later, anon roll down the window I can't breathe.
>couldn't handle the FRESH™
>mfw

>>10433341
>yfw some rich faggot does this
Open all of them completely in a single car.

Then remove the doors and drive around. your entire neighborhood will be fresh™ for eternity.

i hang this shit up in places in my house where i spend time. so computer, bedroom etc.
yes i have no gf

>>10423208
never seen black ice in my country, only the green and yellow ones

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I operate on another level

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>>10434217
where is your JDM air freshener?
(this is the one I am giving away)

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>>10424059

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>>10434224
is it frog scented?

>>10434224
Do you even know what that means?

It's for new drivers in japan to put on their cars and let everyone around them know they are a bad driver

>>10425819
Holy shit that is fucking clean. Good on you man.

>>10434554
How new are you?

>>10434526
bahahaha

so whats the deal with black ice i cant buy them here, they smell shit right?

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>>10423662
>yfw a single Black Ice tree is $4 in Kiwiland

Meanwhile, here's my collection. Taken specially for this thread. My friends can't deal.

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>>10433341
8,640 FRESH™

I... I don't think I could deal...

what i love most about black ice is that when you smoke weed it compleatly overpowers it

weed kills the scent of black ice in a matter of hours though

>>10433861
your country can't handle the FRESH™

bought truck from a guy, interior smelled weird, not in a good way,
> insertblackice.exe
next day smell gone all there is is FRESH
FRESH is Inbedded in my interior
everything is fresh
>gf can't handle the fresh
> refuses to ride with me till the FRESH is gone
>told her to get use to it
> she can now handle the fresh

tell me br/o/s can your girl handle the FRESH?

>>10428277
nice rsx is it a type s?

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>>10436680
Why yes she can. Pic related, it's my girl posing with some FRESH™

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>>10424066
>>10432523
>>10425819
>>10432661
>>10434777
Cavaliers and Hawaii's climate are greenhouses for forests.

>>10436803
is this Biggs serious with are you doing with a partialy opened wrapper?

>>10436932
I want my tree last as long as possible ;_;

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>>10436803
>ask gf to pick me up some fresh whiles shes at the store

>comes back with this

never again

>>10436978
NIGGA you gotta let the FRESH integrate into your interior so it's their forever
that or put it in your cab air filter

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http://www.amazon.com/Little-Trees-Black-Little-Tree-Freshener/dp/B0006O2PBW
ooo lawdy lawd

I just explained the concept of FRESH™ to my girlfriend.

Her first response was "We're doing that to every one of the niggers that drives through here (our apartment complex) with their music blasting."

She's trying.

>>10437092
$11.98 shipping for 2 dozen
can't deal

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>>10436812
I want to know how this string is made.

Pic related, my current FRESH™ level. Still got 13

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/261386386254

Xtra-Strength Black Ice

"Please note that these are extra strength car air fresheners and they are larger than the average Magic Tree car air freshener."

Are these worth it /o/?

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>>10423208 (OP)
Black Ice smells like shit. Get a grown up smell. My local pepboys has these gel canisters brand Refresh that will leave a scent in your car for 3 months for $5 bucks rather than the 3 day scent for those ice packs that smell like shit. The gel slowly melts and your car smells so good. I barely had the vent open and it was still a decently strong scent, but not overpowering.

I get comments on it 2 months after purchasing it that my car smells good.

Picture related. Best thing out there.

>>10437173
but it's not so fresh it's caller ice
black ice, is so fucking fresh it's ice
straight from Antarctica mothafucka

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>>10428038
>dat giant black ice

Mein gott.

>>10437121
It looks like he's just got trees tied around parts of those anal beads hanging from the mirror
You can make a string by putting the elastic band in the notches of the branches on either side of the registered symbol

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just happened today

>put in a new black ice this morning (tfw)
>pick up friend to go to gym
>"damn anon your car smells FRESH"
>finish gyming
>get back in car
>"dude did the smell just get stronger?"
>go get lunch
>finish lunch, get back in car
>"wtf anon the smell is getting stronger every time i get in your car"
>mfw he couldnt handle the FRESH

>>10437215
mfw, I've gotten so use to fresh black ice trees only last hours

>>10436812
I could get pulled over for that shit where I live

>>10437234
where the funk do you live and for what reason

>>10437121
Hawaiian anal beads AKA kukui nut lei
>http://www.abcstores.com/browse.cfm/4,1284.html

>>10437243
Los Angeles, and the reason would be obstructing driver's view.

Hell, a friend of mine got pulled over for having a dash cam for the same reason. Fuck the police

>decide to fresh™en up my car a little last week
>open up 3 trees from the stash i keep in the glovebox
>I've never put gloves in the glovebox
>have to go out of town the next day
>get back this morning
>3 trees basking in the 90+ degree sun for almost 5 days in a black car
>open door
>almost faint

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>>10437276
>can't deal

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>>10437276

I googled best air freshener and got Air Spencer Squash as one of the best scents. Iv had people tell me my car smells like

a taxi
a bus
a car on a used car lot

To me, it smells like Mt Dew Baja blast. Don't buy this stuff. What a sad waste of money. Nothing smells better than California Scents to me.

>>10437292
Everything but Black Ice is actually nice smelling, Ice is basically for masochists and kids hiding weed stank from their parents.

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>>10424364
I actually did this.
This guy who had a Mini(absolutely disgusting car if you ask me) gave me and my buddies a lift and I noticed some FRESH™ in the little side compartment on the door so I hanged couple of them in my ears. I barely handled it.

>>10434224
From JDM Fresh?
I caught one he threw at a mightycarmods meet. Gotta get a new one soon. I've had mine since SEMA, pretty much as decoration.

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>be me
>be not familiar with the ACTUAL smell of Fresh™
>buy black ice for the lelz unawares
>put in my car that is less than 1 week off the lot
>remove from my car that is less than 1 week off the lot
>put in trash
could not handeal.

>>10425599
black ice can go off after a while
you could have brought an old pack or opened it at once then the fresh trademark drained out in 2 days

>>10428261
the correct way to freshTM

>>10429574
i worked in an autoparts store
>black ice constantly sold out
>man comes in asks for one
>its the last one
>say its the best
>he agrees

>>10432937
you can get a five pack for <£4

>>10432578
oh snap.... another shitbron owner :)

wanna smash dicks??

>>10432578
forgot pic ... tee hee

>>10437693
>>10437688
wat is a shitbron?
tiburon?

>>10437146
If you have to ask, you probably couldn't deal anyway.

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>tfw my girlfriend ripped her rearview mirror off
>tfw at autozone
>tfw while I was talking to the guy at the counter she bought me a 3+1 pack of FRESH™
>tfw we are both rocking double FRESH™

>>10432661
I have 16 or 17 in my truck right now but im too hungover to go take a pic. The fresh will prob leave me unconscious and at the mercy of pigeons

When i bought my integra i put 1 on my rearview 1 in my trunk 1 under each.floor mat 1 under my shift boot and 1 behind my instrument panel on the floor...well get off work its 103 degrees outside open my door. Needless to say it was FRESH and i dealt.

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>>10438553
was this your face?

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>>10438553
>your face when

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>sit in friend's car
>He has a Strawberry little tree
>my fucking face
God that shit pierces your senses, I could barely breathe afterwards

Strawberry a shit

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>tfw see this thread
>hungry
>drive out to find food
>end up at subway
>mrw im eating FRESH™

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>>10438776

24 pack for $4
http://www.amazon.com/Little-Trees-Black-Little-Tree-Freshener/dp/B0006O2PBW/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top/177-2300904-2501867

>>10424541
Not fresh enough m8

>>10425658
>implying god exists

>be me
>just purchased first vehicle and registered it
>filled the tank and got some trees
>family enters vehicle
>their noses go full WOT and their heads explode from the freshness
>my gf got in and was like WTF for a week straight before the trees broke her defenses
>her seat becomes a small pond whenever she smells the FRESH
Oh god, I CAN'T DEAL

HNNNNNGGG

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>sitting at a stoplight
>strong FRESHness scent
>look around
>black ice in the car next to me
>how could they deal?


<--also big tree

>cleaning out a pickup at work
>get five or six black ice trees and hang them on the mirror
>park it outside for a few hours
>shop foreman opens one of the doors
>slams it shut
>'anon, what did you do it smells like a whore house in there gahhhhhhhh'

lel

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>>10439598

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Dat Felony Forest

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>>10439871
>tfw need more forests, but have to pay to replace my fender
Being poor sucks.

>Working in uncle's shop
>always see these old cavaliers and civics and shit driven by younger men with 80 pounds of black ice jammed in every orifice
>discover /o/

It all makes sense.

Bought 5 packs of Black Ice and hung that shit up. I give a courtesy one free to every car I service.

>>10439871
>felony forest

Why is it called that?

>>10439929

black trees

like black people, i guess

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>>10423208
those are for niggers

>>10437173
Black Ice is just 2 FRESH™ 4 U

>>10439886
That shit would stain the interior

>>10439549
shipping is $11

>>10440110
u wot m8?

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>>10437021
>mfw your gf is a nignog

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>>10423208
> mfw normal people can't deal
> mfw normal people don't like the smell
> mfw little trees keeps mass producing black ice because /o/ puts 5 or 6 in their car because they want to be as FRESH™ as possible.

> new car scent Fresh™ in 27 year old Volvo

>>10439934
>>10439929

Black people who smoke weed in their cars hang lots of them up to mask the odor. Police profile people with lots of trees, assuming that all the trees are there to mask weed smell.
>having lots of trees
>prolly means you got lots of W33d

>>10440465
I actually prefer the new car scent tree because my car already smells like that so mixing black ice with it is horrible

What would happen if you stick a black ice into your exhaust?
Spreading the ultimate freshness where ever you go.

guys

what if

guys listen

what if you were to

guys shh

what if you cut one tree halfway down the middle

stay with me

then cut another one halfway down the middle on the opposite end

guys almost there

insert one tree into the other

guys

3D FRESH™ness

its like a real tree

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>>10442164

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>>10442164
YOU FUCKING GENIUS

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>>10442164

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>>10442164

>>10442164

The funniest thread in /o/ history was based on this concept and it's not archived anywhere and that fact kills me inside.

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>>10441917
mfw you just solved global warming

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>>10442164
i'm going to walmart right now to do this

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>>10442164
Didn't have black ice...

>>10442376
>wuner bum

>>10442376
u son of a bitch....

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BLACK ICE

NOW IN 3D

>>10442376
take another pic you bitch

>>10442376
Science has most certainly gone too far this time

>>10442502
3D FRESH™

>>10442376
i think if it was black ice it would have melted your face off in a futile attempt to compromise the FRESH™ with a pair of scissors.

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>>10442376
more pix

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>>10442376
I do recommend you use a ruler and cutter for this instead of scissors.

>>10443078

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>>10443168
too lazy to rotate

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>>10443176
here i rotated 4 u

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>>10443176
better it stays here

>>10443228
lolol

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>>10443228
or even better

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>>10443231
>mfw your licence plate says lel

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>>10433364

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>>10443231
that gave me an idea, good thing that I keep a spare set of keys for my brother's car

>>10443264
put those in his cabin air filter for maximum Wunder Baum

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>>10443264
even fresher...

>>10436484
What do you guys actually recommend for covering up the scent of weed?

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>>10443289
ozium niga

>>10443289
Nothing. When weed smell is covered up it mixes with whatever and makes an awfuller smell.

>>10443289
Not being a drug addict.

>>10443289
The smell of crack.

>>10443304
I can stop whenever I want

>>10443350
ozium niga

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>be pilot
>complain to a&p plane smells like horse dick
>they put FRESH™ in the rear view mirror
>mfw I'm flyin FRESH™

>>10443350
but you'd rather your car smell like ballsack than just wait until you get a chance to smoke while not fucking your car up?
seems like alot of denial up in here.

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>tfw when you're reFRESHED

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Black Ice makes your head go around

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>>10443756
>ice storm
>hand grenade of FRESH™NESS

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>>10443756
>>10443776
Oh you thought it was over. You can't contain the hand grenade of Freshness

>>10443775
I'm no racing driver, what happened to make him spin? He took his foot off the pedal instead of holding it, and then overcorrected, right?

>>10443788
Locked up when downshifting into second

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>>10443787
geezus christ almighty

>>10443797
The wheels locked up? How would you avoid that?

>>10443788
>>10443797
similar to what shift-lock drifting technique is right?

>>10443802
be in the right gear and at the correct speed for the turn BEFORE you get to it? that's my guess

>>10443809
this

I was retarded and wanted to much, lesson learned.

>>10443818
rev matching also may have helped right? is that actually you in the video? if so, do you remember if you rev-matched before you shifted?

I think you may have been going too fast if your revs were that high which would make it VERY tricky to not overpower the traction. It would take super throttle control.

What car btw?

>>10429574
I like the black ice scent, but prefer the strawberry myself.

>>10443826
I did not revmatch. Revmatching a diesel in this situation would mean to pretty much redline it. I don't know if this was my first try at taking the corner in second, I would need to take a look at the footage for that. Third may have felt too slow.

The car is a 116d, it doesn't have enough power to even get traction problems under acceleration.

>>10443853
Ah okay.

How long ago was this?

>>10443872
About a year ago

>>10443851
blue one is best! new car scent.

Guys, where to get Black Ice in Poland aka. Poorland?
tis' Yuropoor lands

>>10443937
poland cannot into black ice

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>>10443961
So i cant into it myself? ;_;

>>10442270
dont worry it is capped

>>10443979
me: u cannot into black ice m8
you: KURWA!

i have no idea if you can or can't. in europe (germany) it appears to be called wunderbaum. check your local petrol station?

>>10444084
km8
chuj kurwa pedalstwo jebane gówno kurwa chuj w chuj na ?azarskim rejonie
thx 4 help m8

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>>10437276
>I've never put gloves in the glovebox

>>10444155
lolol

what is it whith /o/ and the black ice refresher, do they smell good? shall i buy them for my new e39?

>>10444335
only if you can handle the FRESH™

>>10444335
Only if you can deal with the FRESH™ and all the pussy you'll be getting.

>>10444335
Little trees are total crap and smell like the cheapest fucking deodorant to anyone with an actual sense of smell. Don't say no one warned you. Black Ice is a terrible meme.

>>10444335
>2014
>still not installing Black Ice
>not getting hp gainz from Black Ice
>noticeable improvement in braking and handling

>>10444404
Sounds like somebody is having a little trouble with the dealing aspect of life.

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black ice sucks X---D

>>10444831
Finnish idiot again?

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>>10444844

>>10444831
fuk u, ur a shit

>>10445617
NO U

>>10445621
u can never say that to me

>>10444831
>>10444844
>>10444853
Actually, I don't think those pictures are taken in Finland because all the text in the various signs is in English (and as most of you know, the language they speak in Finland is Finnish) and some of those brands on the ads are rare in Europe.
Regards, a Finnfag.

>>10445659
authentic American car wash in Espoo :-DDD

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wat do if spray on body

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>>10445699
guido begone

>>10445659
yeah but I saw that retarded shithead to post a similiar picture earlier while stating he was from Finland

Regards ching chong

>>10445739
[citation needed]

i love that this thread is still alive

>>10445699
When I was unpackaging my Fresh™ I touched it with my bare hands and couldn't get it off all day long. I kept sniffing my fingers like some fucking creep with a coke habit.

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Fuck yeah black ice.
Gotta stay fresh, gnome sayin' bro.

>>10447746
Fucking this.

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>>10447952
>gnome sayin' bro.

>be me
>be december in midwest
>buy a 3 pack of black ice to mask tobacco & sadness smell from my recently bought truck
>fuck the directions, because angsty teenager.
>rip bag off, hang on mirror, go to sleep
>next day, FRESH™ as fuuuck.
>drove to work with windows down, in 31F weather...

been 3 years, still FRESH™.

>>10445659
Also Finnish laws require you to have a license plate in the front and the back except if it's impossible to mount it on the front but what I have heard it's impossible to proof it's impossible so basically you're required to have a license plate in the front.
But those trees look Finnish and that fucking car is ugly like most fins so I'm just going to shut up until the faggot owner posts some proof of his nationality.

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>tfw you can order black ice with your name on it

>>10448187
DONT YOU PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS

>>10448025
I'm afraid to tell you, FRESH™NESS will never end for you......

It's too much.

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>>10448211
you can even order Mazda Miata FRESH™ with your faggy name on it!!!!

http://www.aliairfreshener.co.uk/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=13_29&products_id=228&language=en

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>>10448238
>ice noir
GET THIS BULLSHIT OUT OF MY FACE.