Sup /o/
Got a small inheritance and I've always wanted to run a used car lot. I have access to a good spot.
Aside from the fun of being able to go to auctions and whip the shit out of cars (and I live very close to a large used car auction hub- so there's used car lots every half mile around me), I think I could make it into a fun attraction. One of those spots where there's what look like a half dozen businesses and things going on, operated by one company.
Hear me out- people go to Vegas, they know, deep down they KNOW they're going to have their money taken, but they go for the experience.
What if you made shopping for a used car more like that? Kind of an amusement park, vegas, tourist trap kinda experience. I could go all out, get an oldschool retired salesman who does the four squares thing, and have him ham it up with people. I know there's gotta be guys like that who want to get out of the house but don't want to be a walmart greeter, and I saw one of them, perfectly coiffed white hair, plaid sportcoat and all, at my local Chevy dealer a few years ago, so I KNOW they still exist.
Also I read the backstory to Rent A Wreck, so I'd play off that for a while. Ugly beat up cars with reliable drive trains and nothing dangerous going on.
A food truck, cracker barrel style merchandise, etc. Hold an auction for a car every week.
Anyway, it's just a thought I have in my head.
>>17692878
Buy a house
>>17692920
Got one. And I'm shopping for a Miata kart shell to stuff a 1UZFE into. I'm here to talk about making the used car experience fucking awesome and worth bringing out the whole family for, not my regular /o/shit
>>17692930
I don't go to a used car lot to have fun and nobody else will
okay bros
which of the big 3 will it be?
>price
>performance
>variety
>budget
>transmission
>models
>etc
pros and cons of all aswell
Benz if you want to look classy. BMW or the Audi if you want to look like a brand whore douchebag.
Mercedes > Lexus > BMW > Audi >>>>>>Cadillac
Also Audi shouldn't be in "the big 3".
>>17692542
Which classes are you looking at I can give you an opinion on Audis since I'm a tech at a stealership but research all three and if possible test drive them all.
How hard is it to learn manual?
What are the clear benefits of switching?
Easy as piss.
You become slightly less of a pitiful faggot.
>>17692364
The only benefit of a manual is you can push start the car. Other than that, modern automatics are better in every way possible. Anyone who tells you otherwise is just poor or stupid
benefits
>more control of the car
>not a pussy
>poorfags cant steal it unless theyre mexican
>JAPANESE CARS
AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHA
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I CANT BREATHHHHHHH
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>17692197
Nigger this shit was in a house fire.
>>17692208
DELET DIS
Fingerprint scanners in cars when?
there are phones sold under 100$ with finger print scanner, why isnt this in cars yet? it could even be in cheap cars for a few 100 bucks
what purpose would it serve, like to start the car or to open the driver door or, like what do ya think it would do
Don't give them bright ideas. And fingerprints aren't that secure.
>nigger wants to steal your car
>saws your hand off
Brilliant
Do people seriously pay 100k for a Japanese sports car?
lol
Better than spending 100k on amerishit, lmao
>>17691422
Yes, now go ride your fagvette elsewhere
>>17691422
Yes, why not?
Friday night I got fired from a shitty retail job at American Eagle. Customers and coworkers alike were fucking assholes and I was fired over bullshit reasons. I got so mad I keyed almost every single car in the mall parking lot cuz fuck everyone there.
I thought I was being discrete enough cause I was walking between cars just doing one long line each on one side. Apparently mall security received a cell phone video from someone inside one of the cars I keyed that I didn't notice and they turned it in. I was identified and they want to question me tomorrow.
I only keyed about 30-40 cars and it's literally just a line down one side, couldn't possibly be that much damage. How fucked am I? How do I get out of this?
>>17691260
If this isn't bait this is literally subhuman behavior, turn yourself in and save some dignity
Idiot
>>17691260
Nice b8.
If it isn't, I salute you on a compelling tale of shithead display.
Does anyone here release their frustration by driving and drifting alone at night, while listening to music?
Not alone, but my friend just got back from being away all summer and we went out and drove around in the rain and I drifted a little and we just kind of caught up. It was really nice.
>>17691224
Fuck off dagumi
>>17691233
That sounds cool, my best buddy moved away one year ago it's pretty much just me in this small and silent hill like inhabited village.
Any opinions on the Mercury Grand Marquis? I'm thinking about buying a used one from 2005.
>>17691142
/comfy/
>>17691142
Jesus, why?
Pros:
> Big, relatively comfy
> Cheap to maintain and plenty of parts around
> RWD
Cons:
> Slow
> Guzzles Gas
> Gutless v8
> Dogshit handling
> Objectively hideous
>>17691162
Well there is this fagoot selling one with about 100,000 miles down the road from me and i am in desperate need of reliable transportation.
How come nobody ever talks about the crz, its just a modern remake of the crx
It being hybrid makes it awful.
The 660 on the other hand...
its based on the insight chassis and is loaded with useless hybrid tech when it could've just been a smaller fit with a shitbox engine.
>>17690915
Great car, safer and faster than original CRX while still looking good. Has some decent aftermarket and used prices have dropped significantly, what's not to like?
>buy (used) car at stealership like a good goy
>get tire/wheel protection because low profile
>only cover what's on the car now
>ask what's on it right now
>p zero nero
>neat.jpg
>week later go to fill tire
>two cinturatos and two p zeros
>mfw
how do I get these fuckers to give me the tires I paid for?
>we will put sport cups on it for you!
Week later
As3+
RAGE
You knew what you were getting yourself into.
If you had made a thread here before you went to the dealership everyone would have told you to buy from craiglist but you didn't want to listen to us and now you've come back crying for help.
Read the print. It says replace with "like equivalent"
Thoughts on the Mazda MX-5 RF (2017)?
It's a miata with a hardtop. More expensive and heavier, but still has the miata magic. Apparently the top down experience is worse than the soft top though with the fancier bodywork behind the driver.
>>17689267
Muh dick
>>17689270
If I had one I'd probably never have the top down anyway, all I've ever wanted is a Miata coupe and this is the closest we can have in the US market.
Newbie here, how is it in comparison with a BMW 1 Series of this year?
What's the latest car you've bought /o/?
>>17688047
I bought this in June. Last time I bought a car before that was 2013, got two that year.
>>17688047
2017 Ram 2500 Single Cab
>>17688047
This... for $100 dollary-doos...
Bought it last friday, and have driven it every day since with no problems.
I'm at Audi.
Wat do?
>>17684639
Ask them if it's a sales event or a force of nature
>>17684639
Are you a saleperson?
>>17684642
No. Getting my car serviced
Toyota and Honda have their own generals, why doesn't Nissan?
Because Toyota and Honda owners are the most autistic
Because it would be shit posted to death, also no one but aus fags own a Nissan worth a shit.
>>17678702
>there are no European/Japanese posters on this board