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2016-03-25 07:37:28 Post No.14709050
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>Driving in the passing lane 1MPH faster than right laners
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filthy, dumb, frogposting scum.
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Jerking off on the way home while driving to save time so I can go to bed right when I get home
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>>14709062
Is this seriously a thing
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Cracked transmission case "repaired" 2016-03-25 06:55:30 Post No.14708937
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Cracked transmission case "repaired"
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2016-03-25 06:55:30
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Got the pictures back from the shop.
Unbelievable.
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>>14708937
HAHAHAHA JB WELD
it works though you could've done it yourself.
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Its not the weld I'm most concerned about (though it looks horrific). Its what appears to be an entirely different bushing, with a big gash in it.
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Snake... had a hard life.
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sex incarnate.
rough.
dirty.
sensual.
loud.
hate the term but the viper is alpha as fuck
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told you about the vette stealing all your sales chrysler
I told you dog
I told you
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>>14709032
The one car Chrysler couldn't sell was also the only good car they ever made.
>Can sell a million PT Cruisers
>Can sell a zillion Neons
>Fucking tons of Sebrings on the road
>Can't sell any fucking Sneks
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Why didn't Murica make any V10 or V12 muscle cars?
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Inefficient/expensive meme engines when the entire point of muscle was cheap power.
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>Be fat burger
>make car
>bigger engine means more power
>make a 30 tonne V8
>lose to everything in a race
Could you imagine an American V10 or V12 muscle car it would be too heavy because hurrr durr bigger engine means more power
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>>14708643
This, same reason a lot of them are carbed
The point is that they're 'good enough'
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Pictures of the same model year and color of your car
Wrecked edition
Do it for the feels /o/
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>>14708395
The dudes rear wheel came loose and flipped right into a ditch. I'm praying to the tire gods that this doesn't happen to me
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>>14708395
>feels
>>14708459
How the fuck does ones rear weel just come loose holy fuck o.o. what car is that btw
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>>14708473
It's a tC, and the link to the guys thread is here
http://www.scionlife.com/forums/scion-tc-1g-owners-lounge-1605/scion-soldier-down-wrecked-tc-upsated-pics-pg-6-a-156176/
The wheels are intact so I feel like the guy lied to save skin and not look like a tool to his forum buddies because he probably was fucking around on his phone or some shit.
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why don't they just make these things already?
I'd buy one
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>>14708248
no you wouldn't
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What's the biggest scam in the automobile world?
Snow and summer tires? Oil changes every 5k miles? Turbo?
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I'd say planned obsolescence for particular parts
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>>14708129
Safety features. Al you really need is a seat belt and that's about it.
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insurance is the biggest scam
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Tales From The Dealership: Man(and Woman)children Edition 2016-03-25 04:22:19 Post No.14708098
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Tales From The Dealership: Man(and Woman)children Edition
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Some good ol' fashioned tails of idiot man children and bad credit
>be at work in the afternoon, see busted as fuck old Buick pull up in the parking lot with 3 basketball americans inside
>one is a rough looking 30 year old lady, other is a 70-something year old lady, third is a fat as fuck 30 something guy
>we are talking beer gut hanging out the bottom of his stained t-shirt fat
>trio walks in, fat guy has a print out of a car from our website, says they want to look at it
>it's a red 4 door Nissan Altima S, nothing all that special, 2011-12-ish model if I remember correctly
>as we walk out to the car, I find out the rough looking 30 year old is who is actually buying the car
>older lady is the grandma, fat guy is some sort of family friend
>my 'you fucks are never gonna get approved for this' radar is already going off, but it's a slow day so I play along
>the actual buyer likes the car, wants to take it on a test drive, which we do
>test drive consists of all the typical basketball american test drive catch phrases
>"oh this car me!"
>"of dis stereo got dem beats!"
>"oh girl dis car ride so smooooth!"
>get them back to the dealership, girl wants the car, so on to the business of seeing how hard they won't be able to buy it
>get girl back to my office and start build the credit application
>she is actually 36
>works "full-time" at wal-mart as a stock boy
>has been at wal mart of 4 years
>is still living at home with her parents
>so on the one hand, she has minimal income and most likely a terrible credit score
>on the other hand she has no bills, so maybe I'll get lucky
>girl says she has about 500 dollars to put down, so I tack on that to the application and get it sent out
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LPG
THERE IS A GOD
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Oh hell yes
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>>14708098
You wait til the middle of the night to type this shit out on purpose LPG.
Can i install a remote starter by myself?
Im not a fucking idiot
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>>14708065
are you good at reading wiring diagrams? can you work a soldering iron or crimper? if so, yes you can do it. If not, pay someone.
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>>14708065
Depends on the car.
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>>14708075
Yea i can read a wiring diagram.
Can i install the bypass shit too
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If I bought one of those new alfa romeo cars and drove around it. Do you think I will be able to get people to believe I'm driving a smaller whatever-the-fuck-OP's-image-car-is?
Or maybe just a lotus, those look cool too.
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>>14707765
It looks nothing like a Lotus.
Lotus turn heads 100% of the time that new alfa looks like your average sedan only a little bit better looking.
you gay cunt.
not to mention not a fucking supercar fuck you stupid cunt
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>>14708122
>that new alfa looks like your average sedan
I was talking about the left one, not the right one.
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>>14707765
You mean a 4c? You'll probably turn heads in a "thats a cool little toy car" rather than the way lambos turn heads. Lotus gets you closer to that. But honestly op, whats the point in getting a car for everyone else? Just enjoy how it drives like the rest of us.
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Which country makes the best cars and why is it Germany?
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Germon here...please o, don't fall for this again, ignore or report this thread.
There is no best car and german cars are low tier when it comes to price/cost of keeping ratio.
I know o loves to get triggered with dumb shit, like somebody posting a manual tranny and saying something about americans and their automatics...
But for once, try to avoid the mindset of a 12yo 9gag visitor, /o/.
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>>14707642
Because you get cucked by your wife at night, and your job by day. You never win, and the worst thing about that is you found yourself okay with it.
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>>14708521
No worries, europ.. I got yer back
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I HURT MYSELF TODAY
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>BMW tries to make a Honda Fit
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Is it a minivan?
Is it a hatcback?
Is it a crossover?
Tune in next time to find out.
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you forgot to mention that it is also FWD and that they will introduce a lot more FWD cars in the near future (and release current series as FWD instead of RWD, like the 1series for example
I need a cornering monster machine.
I'm talking sliding into a 90 angle at 40mph
Any recommendations?
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>>14707398
mr2
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>>14707434
>lift foot off gas
>Instant sliding into 90 angle at 40mph
This is exactly what you want OP.
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>>14707453
ahhhhh.
What hand position do you drive with, /o/?
>pic related
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7 and 5
super comfy
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>>14707357
lmao you poppin mad skidz through the kfc drive-thru bruv?
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>>14707367
Yes massa
Finally got some money from my first job to afford my own car and was thinking on getting a luxury one.
I told my friends that I might get a caddy xts but they suggested an audi. They told me the a7 is bomb but when I look at the a4 in the dealer it looks the exact same but slightly bigger.
Am I mistaken? And if you have better suggestion for 60k lmk.
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>>14707058
A porsche
You might get a fully loaded 2014 one if youre lucky
Cons - maintining it
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Over9kPreludeGuy (ID: !!TNmuXpfQnXz)
2016-03-25 01:53:40
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>>14707058
>Finally got some money from my first job to afford my own car
>60k
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>>14707058
Get a honda civic and rice it