Alright we have a winner. We're singing Speedy Speedy Boy by Marko Polo. Start contributing, faggots. If you don't wanna contribute, at least bump the thread to keep the autism alive.
Link to song in HQ: http://finaldistance.net/mp3/repertoire/lossy/Marko%20Polo%20-%20Speedy%20Speed%20Boy.mp3
To make it easier for me to sync and mix everything together, sing with the song playing in your headphones instead of just reading lyrics.
Submit your entries to this Google Drive folder: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B_vAGzPOShuLdmpWV2dSelBKS00 or post Vocaroo links in this thread. Google Drive preferred since quality on Vocaroo is pretty shit.
You can also post pictures of your car for a slideshow in the background and record your car revving (if you do, provide information on what make/model/engine it is)
If you wanna hum along to the song, go for it.
Any instrument players are welcome as well.
Sup. How's your day desu
I'd play my guitar to it but no way to record
nice I'll try to record tonight so I can upload it
Camless Engine
Chinese carmaker Qoros has joined Koenigsegg in demonstrating a camless engine. Rather than using a traditional camshaft to control an engine's valves, the QamFree motor uses electro-hydraulic-pneumatic actuators to provide precise control over each valve for more power and a 12 to 17 percent improvement in fuel economy.
http://www.gizmag.com/qoros-qamfree-camless-engine/43045/
>electro-hydraulic
What could possibly go wrong?
>>14954736
Fuel injectors are electro-hydraulic. What's your point?
>>14954756
>fuel-injectors are foolproof
Meanwhile, on bizarro /o/...
>>14954468
RWD is good
>>14954478
FWD is good
beat a gti today in my brz
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/04/29/trump_rally-goer_does_donuts_in_attempt_to_escape_from_protesters_surrounding_car.html
>In an absolutely wild scene outside of last night's Donald Trump rally in Orange County, CA, a nimble navigator in what appears to be a Mazda Miata does dozens of donuts while surrounded by an angry mob which seems to be attempting to grab the car. Eventually he exits the parking lot and escapes.
Your memes are affecting real life, /o/
4chan has had an impact on real life for a decade now. Don't mess with football.
>entire crowd is niggers, women and retards
they deserved it 2bh, check out the chimps in the second video
Just goes to show, meme with the best, kek like the rest.
Would you buy this over a Miata
Absolutely, glorious German engineering>Nippon shit tier fagmobile
Nah. I prefer top-down Sunday afternoons. I'm kind of biased tho, I've owned 3 miatas.
But OP,
Would you buy THIS over a Miata or Golf?
At what age did you realise speeding is a meme?
>use way more fuel
>constantly panic about getting caught
>everyone thinks you are a faggot
>more hard work
Travelling at 60 instead of 80 for example even over a relatively long trip you'll still get there at about the same time because of all the time burned waiting at red lights or stuck in traffic.
Are you fucking retarded or what?
>>14943161
Eh, I drive with the upper echelon pace of traffic now. There's no reason to blow by everyone way over the pace of surrounding cars unless you're in an emergency.
That doesn't mean I regard the speed limit though.
>>14943161
4 hour drive at 80 miles an hour = 320 miles traveled
4 hour drive at 60 miles an hour = 240 miles traveled
>80
>speeding
That's the recommended Autobahn speed, and doing considerably less will turn you into a hazard whenever you pull out of the truck lane.
/o/'s opinion on lane splitting?
>>14937348
gud
>>14937348
Bad
good
alright /o/, let's make fun of normies and feel better about ourselves.
go to your local craigslist, and search for "take over payments". post the dumbest shit you find.
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/5546944134.html
>the car can stay under my name I only owe 4 years 3 months of $408 dollars the car only has 23,000 thousand miles on it and it is still under warranty from Nissan dealership the reason I want someone to take it over is because I have another car payment I also have a2007 Nissan Sentra that I only owe $6,000
>owing on not one, but two nissan shitboxes
>>14946652
>4 years of $408 a month
>wants $2500 down payment
This dude paid $30k for a fucking sentra wtf
https://mcallen.craigslist.org/cto/5553119732.html
>2006 Hummer H3
>wants $3k down
>still owes $16k
I'll find a bunch, it's nothing but poor mexican where i live
If you were a richfag collector
What car would you collect all the generations and special editions of?....
Hunting down rarest Sneks would be fun
Mustangs. All of them.
Impreza
My insurance company is trying to lowball me really hard for my totaled car, I sent them ads for around 8-9k for the same car in the same condition, and they think 4k is a fair offer.
The accident wasn't my fault and I hold no liability in the insurances eyes. I also have $4.5k in parts on the vehicle that I feel they're not accounting for.
Where do I go from here? I figured some people on /o/ have had to deal with this shit. I want at least 8k for it.
>ads
Doesn't work like that. Most insurance companies go off KBB.
>>14951466
>modified car
>they don't know about the mods
>hurr durr I need moar money
Kys.
>>14951466
>4.5k in parts
Aftermarket parts are not covered in your insurance jackass.
Do you spray your engine with a hose to clean it? I'd think there's way too much sensitive electrical stuff that could get fucked up, but I see people do it and saw a Chemical Guys video where they did it to an old dadrod.
What other ways are there to clean your engine bay?
I wipe it down by hand with a damp rag or greaser.
Like you said, lots of sensitive in there.
>entire engine bay is exposed to the elements during driving from below and above
>durr will a hose hurt mah shitbox pls respond
Short answer: no
Long answer: nooooooooo
>>14947777
hot damn. and I meant degreaser.
1. country
2. Designated asshole car
1.Lithuania
2.Every BMW ever made
>>14949165
I think BMW drivers anywhere in the world are assholes.
1.England
2.Every BMW ever made
>>14949165
1 UK
2 Every "hot" Ford ever made.
What would you change or improve on with your car or cars in general?
For years, I've thought a brake pedal sensor that would display how hard you're braking via tail lights, like pic related, would be a nice warning for the person behind.
>>14932301
That's a mustang turn signal.
Your idea would just encourage tailgating.
>>14932321
I realize that, only there to illustrate my opinion.
A way to tell if a car is breaking if you are in front of the car
>light turns yellow
>plenty of time to make the light
>woman in front of you stops
>Light turns yellow
>I'll slow down and stop every time
I actually like to piss people like you off, plus if you hit me enjoy paying for the damages.
>be green light
>turn yellow to troll people
>>14951296
I've seen people like you do this. What I'll do is I eventually overtake you, get in front of you, stop at red light, and stay stopped after it turns green and force you to wait because your slow piece of shit can't get up to speed with adjacent traffic.
Post picture of your favorite car of all time
Flops between this and the AMG Hammer
RWD
W
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PATTERN