>driving in my nieghborhood
>in second, quiet as shit
>going 25
>car in front of me stops and pulls into driveway
>throw it in first and rev to 4k (20mph) and shift back to second
>man outside yells asshole so i flip him off
hes outside working on a shit fucking hyundai elentra with a shitty auto zone trolley jack and a fucking sun shade tent thing over his car like a fucking pussy. i have a b5 a4 v6 and my car isnt even fast really all i have is a muffler delete like holy fuck, but it would walk anything this cuck father drives. i hope he comes to my door and says some dumb shit. anyone else deal with shit like this?
>>15156804
>Muffler delete
Why do people talk like this? You haven't deleted it you twat, you've removed it.
>>15156804
You're a faggot.
> man outside yells asshole
> "muffler delete"
Gee I wonder why.
Which car do you choose and why?
Miata RF
Honda s2k
Fiat 124 Abarth
Lotus Elise
>>15156614
s2k. Best blend of performance, look and reliability
s2k is coolest but I'd probably get the fiat because that probably has more room (miatas and s2ks are manlet cars)
I don't like the way the Elise looks.
I'm out of the loop so I don't know if the Fiat has a fast back hardtop, if it does I'd consider it.
The Miata RF is the most appealing to me visually, but I like the S2000 as well. I don't know how the newer ones compare in handling and cost though, but I'd love to have either.
Hit a pothole while driving and got this friendly bump in my front left tire. I need to drive 2 more hours. Will it last?
>>15156533
Sounds like a challenge. Good luck anon, let us know how you get on!
Yeah hopefully but you can't even stop by a tire spot and ask to get it replaced with even a shitty tire? I've done that for ~$40 on Burgerville, CA. Getting it repaired is out of the question considering where the damage is located
>>15156533
You not have a spare?\
>Inb4 im too tarded to change a spare.
Videos that sum up the average car brand driver.
>bmw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5rKjJR7O9k
>opel/vauxhall
https://youtu.be/tmRUH_kQ4bE
>>15156458
Holy crap that paki was a loudmouth retard but the other paki literally committed vehicular manslaughter. And he had a kid in the car too? Christ some fucking people.
Also
>those two coppers showing up being worthless as fuck
Jesus Britain at least give them guns like the rest of Europe, what if that fucker was armed and started stabbing people?
>>15156458
>>15156472
Ahhh, good old Britain. Making ourselves look like twats has never been so easy...
so ive always wanted to get into motorcycling, so i was wondering if anyone had any suggestions on a entry level bike im 6'5 so preferable something ill fit comfortably on
>>15156384
a 650cc dual sport
>>15156384
grom
>>15156392
>650cc dual sport
im not super familiar with bikes but youd say this is a good starter?
I'm in the market for a C5 A6, but I can't decide on an engine.
Which is recommended?
I'm leaning towards the 2.7t at the moment.
Buy a C4 100/A6 with an inline 5 instead.
>>15156248
Nah, I've had a thing for the C5 since the first time I saw one. These days they're finally cheap enough for me to afford
>>15156231
Good choice, buddy.
I love my 2.7t, guy.
I bought pic related and have an issue with the transmission. The apparent symptoms are:
1. When putting the car in reverse, it feels like the clutch is bouncing off of the flywheel and the car jerks badly.
2. In first, I don't seem to be able to start without the car jerking without easing out the clutch. I know, "learn to drive", butt that's not it.
3. If I take it to 7k and then let off the gas, even gently, the car doesn't decelerate gently. A lot of people will argue that's normal, but again, it didn't happen on other cars I have owned / drove.
Had the same issue with my lolmiata.
>>15156005
Oh, and the question, is "what the fuck is it?"
>If I take it to 7k
That car even go that high and git gud.
>>15156023
Guessing it does, not sure. I miss my 94 Integra. It's pretty astounding how shit this thing is performance wise compared to a 20 y/o car.
Hey /o/, what's the car in this picture?
>>15155931
Looks like an Legacy wagon, probably an outback
>>15155931
Civic
>>15155938
That was my guess. I have to search by the roofrack.
How the FUCK do I figure out the most fuel efficient motorway cruising speed for my car?
>>15155813
>he cares about the environment
wew
>>15155813
>How the FUCK do I figure out the most fuel efficient motorway cruising speed for my car?
Peak torque in top gear.
>>15155828
>posts an ugly cow
Opinion discarded
>Be me
>Really wanted an NB MX-5 as first car
>Saved up throughout high school
>Had money
>Searched a lot
>First time making an offer failed
>Second time looking at a car failed
>After the third time I just gave up
>Talked to aunt
>Has Suzuka Blue S2000
>Sold it to me for $8,000
90k miles on it and new clutch. I drive an S2000 as my first car. Glad I was cured of the gay disease when I bought the S2000 instead of the Miata.
Nice blog post
Consider yourself lucky kiddo
get a hard top for that bad boy dont be a fag
Finally got to check one out in person, the coupe is actually a lot smaller than I thought it'd be from looking at pictures. It's actually really nice.
>>15155409
It's cool and all, but I think I'd like the upcoming hatchback better.
Pic unrelated
I like the sedan more than anything. I find coupes impractical for daily drivers, even if you live on your own. The sedan has more grocery room, and it's nice and peppy even with a bit extra weight.
>>15155409
It needs to be a liftback and needs less factory rice and should be smaller.
It's surprising quick in turbo form. It just needs a manual.
Hey faggots, thinking about getting a 1997 A8 D2 4.2 V8 after crashing my 1.8l B5 A4. Talk me out of this, I have money and I want a B5-era (or D2 in this case) V8 because of memes.
I don't care about fuel consumption, even the parts are only a little bit more expensive than for the A4, the insurance is only 100€ more a year, so is there any other reason I shouldn't? I want a comfy luxury car, not only because it's comfy, but because I like to give people a reason why I won't pick their filthy ass up and drive them around like some nigger cab. I wrench personally, so prices made up by mechanics are no deterrent either.
>>15155242
>VW
>>15155255
>amerifat memes
Learn cars you faggot
>>15155242
>I don't care about fuel consumption
Are you really fucking sure about this? Because yurop fuel prices and all...
>driving home from work in my truck
>try to merge onto state highway
>old as fuck woman comes up in the right lane
>slow down to let her by so I can merge
>she begins slowing down with me
>press the brakes more
>she slows with me, looking confused
>I slow down to a complete crawl
>she is now going less than 10 in a 60
>cars are starting to pile up behind her
>lose my shit and smash the accelerator
Why are old people like this still allowed to drive?
>>15155104
you shouldn't have kept slowing down when she obviously slowed to let you over you fucking autist
>>15155135
This, you're a retard OP and could've cause an accident
>>15155135
>>15155141
The event that transpired literally unfolded in less than 10 seconds, with less than a 5 meter merging lane. How was I supposed to expect that?
>Current car value completely devalued to less than $1000 USD
>30 years old and have bad credit from stupidity during my late teenage years
I guess I will buy another $3000 car and drive it for two years.
Help me /o/
>>15155074
buy a civic
>>15155074
so much idiocy in one post. you're hopeless.
>>15155074
just lie down in the grave you dug and give up
Fucking why, burgerclaps? So obsessed with military vehicles to fill up with 500 pounds of groceries to last a few days.
>>15154861
the hummer has not been in production for some time now
>>15154861
What's wrong with having a little fun? As a young child I always wanted my parents to get the race car shopping cart when we went grocery shopping.
So a dude's got some blackmail on your sister and he wants to make an exchange at the local McDicks. You dont want to give in, but you dont want him to win either, and you cant just kill the guy. So what do you do? You dont shave or shower for a few days before the meet. You dont even sleep. Wear military surplus and a biker jacket. Rent a humvee. No, not one of those pussy hummers, an actual Humvee. Drive to McDougalls blasting Know Your Enemy at full volume. Park in the handicap spot. The guy will shit his pants and give you everything he has.