Retards thread? Retards thread
>>15442780
op
>>15442780
What is that on
>>15442780
Supercharger fags are retarded? Well duh, only a brain dead sea lion would go for any method of forced induction other than a turbo charger
You're at a dinner party with a group of people you don't like very much, you need to say something ridiculous and out of place so none of them will want to speak to you for the rest of the night.
What is the most autistic piece of automotive trivia you can pull out to let them all know they are dealing with a massive anorak?
Hey did you guys know the Mclaren F1 uses the taillight a from a Bova bus? Isn't that funny?!
>>15442773
Hey guys did you know Miatas are faster than Honda's?
>>15442773
>What do you mean none of you drive manual?
>let me explain why it's the best.
Also
>pretend to be alphonse irl and just talk about GM is BTFO without provocation
Japanese Emperor driving his 91 integra.
Needs eurobeat
https://youtu.be/cvAMDv7jcfU
>>15442165
wat song pham?
>>15442201
Super eurobeat initial d
>>15442201
grand prix
dance around the world
anything from the old CGI days
Sup /o/
Buying my first used car, and found this awesome mini on craigslist. I contacted the owner to see if he still has it because the ad was old, and he did.
My issue is that he wants $5000 for it, which i can't afford. It is a 2003 Mini Cooper with around 128000 miles, so the kbb is around $3000. So should I mention that he needs to come down on the price before i go take a look at it so i dont waste his time, or should I just go ahead and take a look at it and then tell him the car is valued much less.
Thanks
Don't, just don't.
I guess I should mention that he says the car is in good condition (obviously I will still take it to a mechanic); but even if he car was in perfect mint condition the value is only $3600
>>15441875
Why not?
Roots superchargers are objectively the best FI, the cheapest and literally a bolt on.
>>15441839
If you don't mind cutting a hole in the hood. Or taking it off altogether. Centrifugal can be easy as fuck to bolt on if there is a lil room in the bay.
There's those new tarbo systems now where the compressor and turbine are way down like past the trans. That shit is crazy. I wonder how the lag is and stuff.
Relieves you from a cramped engine bay, but you have to run a damn 3" pipe all the way back up to an intercooler and intake.
literally the worst you mean
>>15441868
>dont mind cutting a hole in the hood
part of the appeal
>there's tarbo
there's lag and a plumbing license involved
>>15441873
literally the B E S T
Honda owners get all the Asian pussy.
tell that thot to get the fuck off your bumper bro
>>15441694
They can have it. Asian girls a shit
>>15441701
Tell That That Hoe Over There?
ITT we laugh at stancefags
That's fuckin hot
>>15441637
That's not even bad. Stop taking pictures while waiting at the bus stop. Read a book instead.
>>15441637
stance is totally retarded culture with the worst audience
What's leaking from my car my dudes?
>>15441594
Fluid
>>15441594
That looks vaguely oil-colored. Taste it and post results.
>>15441594
pretty sure thats headlight fluid OP.
I think you're gonna have a bad time driving at nite from now on
does anyone else remember the thread yesterday where some fuckface anon asked what truck would be appropriate for running down all those black lives matter protesters????
i want you to think about what you said as you watch that video with all those dead people laying all over the place
think about how you woulda fealt as the truck pinned you aginst the ground and now everything you ever hoped dreamed and wanted is over and theres nothing you can do about it
>>15441379
>stand in the middle of the road
>die
Nothing wrong here.
Links?
Why is it so pigfat if its comparable to a CRX? Even 4 cylinder version
>>15441246
how much does somthing have to weigh in order for it to not be pigfat to you?
>>15441254
Its not about that anon
its just really heavy for how big it is
>>15441246
They're heavy given the materials used. Still does stop it from being an excellent car though.
My dad has a mk1 Golf GTI sitting on his lawn for about 5 years now. He told me that he tried to start it but nothing happened. Not even the dash lights went on but A/C and wipers worked. How do i get it running?
>>15440915
I'm jelly ;-;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BiFpSkMbNQ
>>15440924
>OP asks for help
>Tripfag blogs instead
>he fell for the synthetic meme
When are you going to stop getting jew'd out of your money /o/?
do you get paid to make these lame threads?
>>15440591
Hello Mobil 1 Full Synthetic™ representative, how is work today?
>>15440588
How much do you get paid and are they hiring?
Thoughts on the new ZL1
>>15439965
over priced and fat
Just uninteresting. That's all.
The last ZL1 was a lot fucking faster than i thought it would be. i figured it would just be a straight-line performer and that's kinda what it mostly was but still its time around the ring was pretty damn impressive for its sheer weight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWFP6LM-_q8
GT500 did it even faster a year later and that car had a live fucking axle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hiSgO7Jq3I
>both of these were in Lamborghini Superleggera and Porsche 911 Turbo S territory
The Alpha Chassis is really damn good and if the previous ZL1 was anything to go by than the Z28 should be doing things we never thought fat muscle could do.
These cars kinda remind me of picture related. looks like a fat brick but it could move. Wish Chrysler would get into the track-muscle business and revive the Cuda/barracuda on a updated chassis that could give us very surprising track performance.
Call me a faggot but what is the car i can get into the most boyracer shenanigans with? My budget is 6k and I'm not willing to import, im not a fan of fwd or murrican muscle. Im thinking a 350z. Im also thinking of a 240dl for like 2k and investing 4k in go-fast parts for it. Also what can i do to a 240dl to make it fast for 4k?
Thanks
Pic related is my current car and i want to kill myself
240SX or maybe an E36
>>15439807
>the most boyracer shenanigans
What does that even mean?
>>15439807
aw11 mr2
can't dorifto in it because midship meme machine but they're cheap and if you get one with a supercharger you can make about 190 hp in a car that weighs a little more than a ton
>BMWs are reliable and easy to maintain
>>15439740
>I can't afford the proper tools and proper literature to fix a known luxury car
>Waaaah Its too hard to fix
Someones mad about BMWs
Lets keep it to the other thread
>>15439740
>German engineering
in general