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Dealership horror stories? Dealership horror stories 2016-12-09 03:22:46 Post No.16290035
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Dealership horror stories? Dealership horror stories
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>10 years ago
>Me and my parents check out a Hummer dealership
>An Asian guy attends us and takes us to a test drive in a course behind the dealership
>After the test drive he asks us if we liked it and we said yes
>"Good, now I will talk to my boss so you guys can take one home tonight"
>Parents looked confused and before they said anything, the Asian guy left
>In no way we were planning to buy a Hummer
>As we're back to the dealership, the boss I assume stops us
>He sounded like he was from New York
>"Guys let's have a little talk for a moment"
>Some guards are there as well
>"Guys, lock the doors for a moment"
>They lock the door and guard it
>Fuck
>The boss keeps making deals with my parents in order for them to finance the Hummer
>Cocksucker was literally bullying my parents into buying the car
>"CMON ITS THE LOWEST I CAN GO ITS A GOOD OFFER CMON"
>My parents kept declining, but the more they declined declined the more he got angry
>"ITS A VERY GOOD CAR I CAN LOWER IT AT A LOWER PRICE CMON!"
>Slams his hand on his desk various times
>Eventually he gets sick of us and lets us go because it was closing time
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You wanted your parents to buy you a Hummer now you're crying that they didn't
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>>16290149
We didn't want a hummer at all you stupid nigger
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>>16290198
Then why the fuck did you go to the HUMMER DEALERSHIP retarded brat.
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My dad asked me to do a oil change myself. And he gave me pic related.
Can someone on /o/ tell me what to do?
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>>16290031
What does your daddy run?
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>>16290031
CR-V?
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just remove the oil cap and empty that container. the old filter should just break off if you feed it a bit of leverage, attach new one. done
alternativey, what every other cunt would have done
>youtube
>scotty kilmer
>etc
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How hard would it be for someone who knows nothing about cars to build a kit car
I want to build a kit car
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>>16289661
Buy one that comes with instructions. Then it's pretty much adult legos.
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If you can turn a wrench and follow instructions, should be doable. If you get a kit that includes everything, that is.
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>>16289661
No harder then IKEA furniture friendo. Spend at least 40,000. Should only take a couple of weekends. Think about how dumb the average assembly line worker is. You'll be fine.
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>Put it in P
>Car doors automatically open
Holy shit this meme needs to die
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If you don't like it have the feature shut off
Learn to ignore things you don't like and your life will be better
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>>16289592
Eat dick faglord
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>>16289592
>Shut it off and keep that weight.
>Cool advice.
This is why I am only interested in pre 2010 cars. 90 to 05 preferably.
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whats up
i wanna rice my honda. yeah, thats right. im one of those guys
so how much would it cost to get a custom paintjob, some side skirts, maybe an exhaust and all the typical ricing crap that goes into making a crap can?
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>>16289552
How much did you pay for the car?
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>>16289564
its a 2013 honda fit i got last year when it had 33k mile. got it for 12k
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>>16289552
You're talking at least 5 grand. paintjobs alone usually run 4-5k
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Why do cars from 95-01 look like low textured GTA 3 cars? 2016-12-09 01:03:35 Post No.16289488
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Why do cars from 95-01 look like low textured GTA 3 cars?
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Look at this Civic. All low textured and shit. Nothing amusing about it and I can't believe people back then actually paid per month for this piece of shit car compared to a 2016 Civic.
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>>16289488
Quality of paint, wear from the sun.
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What the fuck were they thinking??? It doesn't look awe looking like the 87 Monte Carlo. Did people actually see this as """improvement"""?
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LOOOK AT THIS. It isn't a late 90s vehicle but holy shit look how boring it is. Like what the fuck? What were they on when they were modeling this car? Compare this to a 1966 Mustang like WOW fuck it look like cheap plastic and its shit interior doesn't make up for it either
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>itt:post yfw you realize the price of gas relative to inflation has been more or less the same for the last 70 years (in the US)
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You mean like most commodities? And this is supposed to be a revelation?
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>>16289474
the cost of movie theater rocketed so goddamn much by comparaison
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>>16289303
t. oil company representative
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[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/ 2016-12-08 11:39:46 Post No.16289134
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Grill edition.
>Motorcycle Questions & Answers
>Motorcycle Routes & Meetups
>Motorcycle Gear & Accessories
>Motorcycle Adventures & Blog Posts
>Motorcycle Pictures & Fun Webm
>/dbt/ map
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=z7CKLSFiJH_M.kMZoQpBOKipI
>Motorcycle Ergonomics Simulator
http://cycle-ergo.com/
>Noob? Read this:
>>10361928
>Webms with sound
>>>/wsg/1407025
>Previously on /dbt/
>>16287023
>SEM POLL ROUND 2
Pick final destination and time frame.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdYldJ_b_Ef-i81_w_iisNgS3LVnJIT_5Lu86ddiez8olTZHQ/viewform
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first for DRZ a shit
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>tfw 701 pushed back a month
>just wanna do willys
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>>16289121
XB9R or 12R but leaning towards the 9R for insurance reasons.
>>16289078
yeah I think at the end of the day it has everything I want
>not expensive
>easy maintenance
>torque for days
>good handling
>near 100hp
>decent mileage
>american
>cheap as fuck
>looks fast (more important than being fast for the GRILLZZ
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>Open car door
>car won't accelerate
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>>16288981
It's so your retarded ass can't run yourself over
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>>16288993
I'm more smarter then you so fuck off
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>>16288999
If you were so smart you wouldn't have made the thread.
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Taking my drivers test tommarow, any advice?Should I take it in a 2016 Kia sorento vs a 2008 yukon?
inb4 what feels good
Ive driven both fine but the gas and brake on the kia is way lighter than the yukon. Although I like the heaviness of the yukon. im torn familia
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>>16288978
depends how good you are at handing large vehicles, if he asks you to parallel a spot tighter than a nun and you have the Yukon its gonna suck a bit more than the Sorento. but theyre both big vehicles
nobody has a Civic or Corolla you can borrow? best thing where i am in Canada is you can get your full license on every vehicle, everyone borrows my moms SmartCar.
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>>16288978
Ah, yes. You will never forget your DL test car so it's important to make it right. Don't be like me and end up with a '95 Sable. It's like losing your V-card to a 50yo hooker (which also happened).
Personally I'd go with the one that it's that is easier to park and see out of. The one you're most comfortable with is the logical answer.
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>>16289006
>>16289041
wew lads sounds like the kia then. Im in socal by the way. nice to hear about a smart car being whored out.
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Why are Asian millennials ruining the car industry?
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>>16288916
Why do white countries suck at making cars?
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>>16288939
>Nissan currently shit
>Toyota currently shit
>Subaru currently shit
>Honda always shit
mmm...
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>>16288939
Pic unrelated, that's a British car.
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is there a reason why i shouldn't buy a cooper s (used)?
They seem like good value, and seem to be well regarded.
what does /o/ think though? cause thats what i really care about.
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>>16288490
They're not very reliable and have BMW repair costs. From what I've heard they're really fun to drive but can be expensive to fix and maintain.
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>>16288490
Are you in Europe or US?
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>>16288490
Buddy had one for about a month.
He would park it outside and lock it. Only to come out the next morning to find all the Windows rolled down.
He thought it was a prank.
So he parked it in the garage. Same thing happened. All the windows down.
Still thought it was a prank.
Went into a store and came back with all the Windows down.
Finally started thinking something was wrong.
Parked it, grabbed a beer and waited. Sure as shit. All the windows Windows rolled down at the same time.
He traded in for a Chevy cruise. Had other insane issues with it.
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Cars with high output rally lights or fog lamps.
Has anyone ever seen a challenger with big yellow lamps dead center? I bet it's sexy as fuck!
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Orange lights do things to muh dick
>that subtle outwards canter on the bottom fogs
HNNNGG
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Fun fact. 19.99 halogen fog lights nearly universally use 55w h3 bulbs.
100w h3 bulbs are like 6 bucks a piece. Do with this info what you like.
Use a relay.
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What's your favourite Porshe?
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>>16287243
i like the styling of the 944 and the 911 R is so sexy
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Panamera
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>>16287243
Toss-up between the Carrera GT for road car and the 935 for race car.
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[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/ 2016-12-08 04:22:24 Post No.16287023
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I watched "ROAD" and cried edition.
>Motorcycle Questions & Answers
>Motorcycle Routes & Meetups
>Motorcycle Gear & Accessories
>Motorcycle Adventures & Blog Posts
>Motorcycle Pictures & Fun Webm
>/dbt/ map
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=z7CKLSFiJH_M.kMZoQpBOKipI
>Motorcycle Ergonomics Simulator
http://cycle-ergo.com/
>Noob? Read this:
>>10361928 →
>Webms with sound
>>>/wsg/1407025 →
>Previously on /dbt/
>>16284364
>SEM POLL ROUND 2
Pick final destination and time frame.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdYldJ_b_Ef-i81_w_iisNgS3LVnJIT_5Lu86ddiez8olTZHQ/viewform
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Naked SV a best
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>tfw ninja 250
>tfw only been riding for a month and am already the best rider on /dbt/
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>>16287023
>tfw you will never road race with your dad, have him blaze past you trailing smoke and watch as he's hurled to his death at over 100mph