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How poo-poo trap woman for window 2017-09-07 08:38:48 Post No. 175889
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WOMAN WEY TAKE HER HAND, PACK HER POO-POO COMOT DI TOILET OF MAN WEY SHE DEY FRIEND BECAUSE ''E NO GREE FLUSH'' ENTER TROUBLE, AFTER SHE GO TRY COLLECT DI POO-POO BACK.
The woman wey dey learn gymnastics, just start to waka with Bristol student, Liam Smith, for di first time, when she take fear troway di poo-poo comot for window.
Instead make di thing land for garden, di poo-poo come jam between two windows wey no dey open wide.
Di lady decide to carry her thing back; she use head enter the small space wey di poo-poo bin dey, but na so she come trap for there, and trouble start.
Mr Smith say im no get choice but to call fire service make dem help remove di girl, along with her poo-poo.
Now, im don dey try raise money to repair di windows wey break, so e write all di tori for inside one University of Bristol crowd funding page.
The woman no get any wound, after di firemen pull am out, but di bathroom window don spoil finish.''
Di woman no wan come out, show face for media, but Mr Smith say im don meet her since di thing happen and ''we know no wetin fit happen for future."
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196
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>>175889
>according to some people on /news/, this is a language we should see as acceptable
It's like retard talk.
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No. It's like... You know... A fucking creole.
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>>175889
care to repost this in english?
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>>175919
What don't you understand? SHE GO TRY COLLECT DI POO-POO BACK
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>>175889
Copyright © 2017 BBC. De external site no concern BBC De way wey we de take go external link/Link policy
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>>175889
>The woman no get any wound, after di firemen pull am out, but di bathroom window don spoil finish.''
My fucking sides, comedy gold
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>>176104
Wtf??!! this is actually how the article is written??
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>>176105
yes
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>>176105
mm
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I didn't know Fela Kuti had a journo degree
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Only word I am still confused with is waka.
Does it mean sex or sleep rogether or something?
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What's the point of transliterating "they" into "dey"? That part doesn't make any sense to me. The rest is idiotic, but I can't even make up a reason why "dey" has to replace "they" in writing. Also wouldn't a literate speaker of Pidgin have learned to read standard English anyway? What's the point of this?
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>>176262
It's what happens when your dialect is fucked and you're hooked on phonics...
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>>176257
waka = "whack her"
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>>176262
nigger ebonics
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>>176262
it allows them to funnel more money to marxists.
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>>175889
Ohman OPi dey wimin besa da waay craycray dey dusa this jibjab alldi tayme. Thisa tured mayde mey kek.
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