This is the funniest shit I've read all day.
http://m.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/1915101/chinese-factory-worker-cooks-and-eats-employers-wild-corgi
>Chinese
Move along, nothing out of the ordinary here.
>The Chinese will never go extinct
is this "teenage edgelord: the thread" or something
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3444534/Young-artist-aims-provoke-disgust-joy-confusion-painting-pictures-menstrual-blood-met-racist-sexist-abuse-social-media.html
>>24879
Menstrual blood is the blood of life. Why do they have a problem with it?!
>>24885
You would buy and hang that in your house.
You act as if this is news
http://reason.com/blog/2016/02/20/did-twitters-orwellian-trust-and-safety
>Remember a few days ago, when Twitter elevated anti-GamerGate leader Anita Sarkeesian to its “Trust and Safety Council,” an imperious-sounding committee with Robespierre-esque powers to police discussion on the social media platform? The goal, according to Twitter, was to make it easier for users to express themselves freely and safely.
>One user who won’t be expressing himself at all is Robert Stacy McCain: a conservative journalist, blogger, self-described anti-feminist, and prominent GamerGate figure who was banned from Twitter on Friday night. Clicking on his page redirects to this “account suspended” message that encourages users to re-read Twitter’s policies on abusive behavior.
>In a response to his banning that is in many ways emblematic of his worldview and behavior, McCain explicitly blamed Sarkeesian and her crew:
>>'This is why you can’t even state FACTS about these people on Twitter without being accused of “harassment.” Facts are harassment and truth is hate and Oceania Has Always Been at War With Eastasia. Sarkesian is anti-freedom because she is anti-truth. She and her little squad of soi-disant “feminists” are just hustlers looking for a free ride, and the only way they can get that ride is to silence anyone who speaks the truth about them and calls them out as the cheap bullshit artists they actually are'.
>McCain did not immediately respond to a request for comment. He concluded the above post with a statement, “fuck ‘social justice’.” He despises leftists and feminists, and doesn’t hold back his hate.
>But there’s a difference between using strong language to disagree with people, and abusing them. If McCain has crossed that line, I’m not aware of it.
R.I.P. Twitter
http://theralphretort.com/follow-up-r-s-mccain-responds-to-his-unfair-twitter-suspension-2020016/
Full text of response from McCain
How many strong independent women have to be almost raped online before you shitlord pissbaby manchildren learn.
>KALAMAZOO, Mich County officials say that a shooter who killed six people and injured two others here Saturday was an Uber driver who appears to have gunned down people at random during a four-hour rampage.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/02/21/six-killed-in-kalamazoo-shooting-spree-were-chosen-at-random-authorities-say
jesus these uber things are dangerous, why aren't they more tightly regulated?
>>24830
This is what happens whenever you give a driver a bad uber rating.
>>24830
I'd probably contemplate doing the same thing if say 20 or so years down the road I wake up one day and internalize that I've become one of those middle aged assholes who actually sports one of those stupid "mustache-chin-beards"
http://theweek.com/speedreads/538379/samsung-warns-customers-not-discuss-personal-information-front-smart-tvs
old news is old
>>24774
Somehow I doubt they are telling us this for our benefit.
>>24778
I'm sure it's to cover their asses should something unfavorable come their way if it is discovered by a consumer of some kind.
I doubt it's printed in big letters on the protective film that covers the screen and removed during unboxing.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/02/21/18-year-old-charged-for-impersonating-ohio-senator.html
"The presentation was about being active in politics, political processes," Ratliff said. "Everyone thought it was legit; bought into it, including the teacher."
>>24731
How.
>>24731
>18 year old man
>Impersonating a senator
>Impersonating a peace officer
>telecommunications fraud
You can feel the salt.
These country bumpkins must be really butthurt about this and they are trying to throw the book at him. Acting on behalf as a replacement to a senator is not impersonation, it is fraud. I really hope the kid doesn't receive any harsh punishment for his harmless 'demonstration' though I'd call it a prank.
>>24760
It's just a prank bro!!
Google it, its being reported everywhere.
https://www.rt.com/usa/333151-michigan-random-shooting-victims/
At least 6 killed in random serial shooting in Kalamazoo County,
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/683/web
When Skynet becomes aware all of our problems will be solved.
>>24706
What are you talking about?
Another day, another spree shooting.
Land of the free.
Capuchin was eventually captured by fire department and released into wildlife reserve – only to be recaptured for harassing local children
After sampling some alcohol from patrons’ glasses, a monkey picked up a knife and chased customers around a bar in Paraiba, Brazil, it has emerged.
The capuchin monkey drank remnants of cachaça, a distilled spirit popular in Brazil, from glasses around the bar. The animal then chased the men in the pub with a foot-long knife but left the women “to drink in relative peace”, according to the Mirror.
“It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife,” fire department Lt Col Saul Laurentino told aRede.
A video posted to YouTube on Wednesday allegedly shows the monkey stabbing sporadically at the roof of the establishment as people look on.
The monkey was then captured by the local fire department before being released into a nearby environmental reserve, according to the Huffington Post. But when the animal stirred up more trouble, scaring children and residents of the area, he was captured once more.
“We had to recapture him because he was causing problems and threatening children living near the reserve,” Laurentino said.
“We will forward it on Saturday to the Brazilian Institute of Environment and Renewable Natural Resources (IBAMA) in Sousa. There, they will evaluate whether the animal is able to return to the environment or if it will need to live in captivity.”
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/18/monkey-paraiba-brazil-bar-drinks-rum-takes-knife
>>24662
> The animal then chased the men in the pub with a foot-long knife but left the women “to drink in relative peace”
He probably wanted the women to himself.
He dindu nuffin, he a good boy!
>>24662
obamas son
The end of a dynasty?
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/21/us/politics/jeb-bush.html
its official.
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/02/20/politics/jeb-bush-drops-out-2016/index.html
>>24678
End of an era. Goodbye, turtlepockets, it's been real.
I honestly didn't expect him to drop out so soon, he must have lost support from his donors and/or his supper pac.
Something tells me that this won't be the last time we see Jeb go after the office however.
http://www.google.com/url?url=http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/02/20/south-carolina-republican-primary-trump-cruz-rubio-bush/80630432/&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwj9reqF0ofLAhXFFz4KHZvFCekQqQIIGzAB&usg=AFQjCNEVDyvClEQ9kKY-UK8Q9St_cQTprQ
http://www.cnn.com/election/primaries/states/sc/Rep
He's ready for THE WALL - Are you?!?
>All those people voting Trump only for the wall.
They are gonna be in for a hell of an awakening.
>>24632
Isn't The Wall easier to do than deporting all 11 million illegals?!
>>24633
I guess so. I don't think it's getting built though.
Too many ramifications.
Poor thing.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/02/21/glenn-beck-responds-to-sc-primary-results-join-me-in-a-fast-for-ted-cruz/
>>24814
Chuck Todd calls out Ted Cruz: https://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/chuck-todd-deflates-ted-cruzs-sc-victory-delusion-wait-a-minute-you-finished-third/
>>24814
Our ideas are not doing well enough on their own merit, so we will devolve into superstitious and magical thinking. But at the end of the day, these neo-conservative hosts are just entertainers.
>>24893
As you can see from the picture - nobody's home. This isn't an ideological thing. The guy's a couple pitchers off from a gallon.
Paul no... :(
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35621313
>>24521
Shame.
Why doesn't he just use magic on it?
every 7 years the illuminati sacrifice beloved celebrities
Magician Paul Daniels can't make own brain tumor disappear
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35621313
>>24562
We already have this same article so just make this thread disappear!
Apple vs the FBI Google, WhatsApp, John McAfee and more are taking sides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvKewn6u6fY
>>24145
why did you make this fucking retarded video?
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/02/16/Man-arrested-in-Florida-after-taking-backhoe-for-joyride/4961455652662/?spt=sec&or=on
is he our meme by proxy?
or does he get a lot of press on some other board?
>>23866
"Florida man" been a meme in many places for many years, since that bath salt zombie incident at least...
Even before that there was "Florida man with unusual name" that was a meme.
>>23866
https://www.reddit.com/r/floridaman