A Georgia man is facing criminal charges for allegedly discharging a can of “Liquid Ass” fart spray inside a bar, police report.
Patrons at the Whiskey Bent bar fled the establishment early Saturday morning due to a putrid odor inside the Athens business.
Several customers noted “how bad it stunk inside the bar,” according to an Athens-Clarke County Police Department report.
When police arrived at the bar around 1:40 AM, witnesses fingered Blake Zengo, 20, in connection with the fart spray discharge.
Upon confronting Zengo, cops noted that the underage partier appeared “very inebriated, and he was slurring his speech.” While Zengo, pictured above, denied any wrongdoing, a female patron told police that Zengo had sprayed her in the face “with the Fart Spray.”
A subsequent search of Zengo recovered a botte of “Liquid Ass” in his front pocket. The prank item, according to its creators fills the air “with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo.” The non-toxic spray--$8.99 at Walmart--can reportedly leave a room uninhabitable for 30 minutes.
Zengo was charged with disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and underage possession of alcohol.
“The Fart Prank spray will be placed into evidence,” cops noted.
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/funny/fart-spray-arrest-218934
>>38979
Diaspora floridian.
Florida didn't do anything for once
>>38979
>witnesses fingered Blake Zengo
>http://www.aljazeera.com/programmes/listeningpost/2015/11/fakes-frauds-falsities-viral-151107110625240.html
Can we talk about disinformation in the media? All forms of it, from negligent and accidental, to manufactured and false flagging
Just a little bit, ok?
>>38918
Get your information straight from some correct twitterdudes
aljazeera is good if you dont want jew news...which you get from practically every other western news source
http://www.ndtv.com/karnataka-news/dishonour-killing-in-mysuru-parents-poisoned-girl-say-police-1395771
In an ongoing trend, high caste parents in India have murdered their daughter to prevent her from interacting with men of other castes.
>They say the girl's brother had bought the pesticide, which was mixed with mango juice and given to Madhukumari on Monday. The girl was provided with no medical attention and she died later that evening.
gotta nuke india twice
let's see what happen
>>38910
Do you want poo tentacles? Because that's how you get poo tentacles!
>>38910
India is such a shithole that you could nuke the place and it will just remain the same except maybe radioactive...
Deslike Vivo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ0blqHk6Yg
Operadora que colocar limite em planos/Operator to put limit on plans ::
http://www.tecmundo.com.br/banda-larga/103564-inferno-internet-piorar-novas-limitacoes-operadoras.htm
HELP
>>39036
Pegue a internet da copel, nas barata e mais rápida
>>39036
I don't know spanish that well but, it looks like you are about to get boned over HD video per GB.
>>39098
>spanish
>Brasil
This language is portuguese.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/japan-earthquake-today-tsunami-warning-62-magnitude-a6984186.html
From NHK television
No report of people death
several building have collapsed
rescue people are outside
nuclear facilities seems safe
no tsunami alert
10+ injuries / no number released as for death
several fires started
6 reports of people being trapped indoor
1 report of people being trapped in an elevator.
Aftershocks are continuing.
I'm afraid of earthquakes..:'(
could you imagine if a 7 hit an American city? would be like a nuke.
Take advantage of the automatic translation↓
http://news.naver.com/main/ranking/read.nhn?mid=etc&sid1=111&rankingType=popular_day&oid=001&aid=0008334939&date=20160415&type=1&rankingSectionId=104&rankingSeq=2
>>38881
A lot of these gooks loves it when japan get fucked
Some people aren't like that and generally understand the war has over 70years ago but most don't. They think japan has still a lot owed to them.
Am in korea now but escaping this hellhole in few months
>>38909
>Korea
>Hellhole
Unless you're somehow in the North, could you explain?
I've only heard good things about Korea so I'm interested to hear the other side of the coin speak for a bit.
>>38947
they are subhumans with bad genes
don't trust what you see in their K-pop and movies: >>>/sci/7991744
http://www.verizon.com/about/news/senator-sanders-needs-get-his-facts-straight
hah! what a joke
>>38651
USA Today
"A big reason that Verizon's effective tax rate is so low, coming in at a negative 4.8%, is largely due to accounting. The company's sped-up depreciation, severance and pension costs are large credits that contribute to pushing the company's taxes down, says Jonathan Schildkraut of Evercore. But there's also a distortion caused by the company's 55% interest in Verizon Wireless. Vodafone, which owns 45% of Verizon Wireless, pays taxes on its share, but the entire profit is reported on income. Adjusting for this, Verizon's effective tax rate is closer to 30%, the company says. Verizon is buying Vodafone's stake, which will eliminate the issue in the future. Similarly, real estate investment trusts have low effective tax rates because they pass profit to shareholders, who then pay the taxes."
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2013/10/23/big-companies-pay-no-taxes/2480281/
Reuters
Verizon paid no federal income tax in the five-year period
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-tax-corporate-idUSBREA1P04Q20140226
Bloomberg
Verizon had $32.5 billion in pretax profits between 2008 and 2010 and had a negative tax liability of $951 million that resulted in a tax rate of negative 2.9 percent in those years.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2011-11-03/thirty-top-companies-profited-without-paying-tax-study-finds
Forbes
1.2 Billion in Taxes (2010)
http://www.forbes.com/2010/04/01/ge-exxon-walmart-business-washington-corporate-taxes_slide_13.html
>>38667
Now, this is a story all about how
My tax rate got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how my tax rate was -4.8 and 30% at the same time
In west New York born and raised
On the phone was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And asking "Can you hear me now?" outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble with my tax returns
I got mentioned by one little politician and my CEO got scared
He said 'You're putting out a press release that saying that you paid taxes"
>United States Navy Destroyer USS Donald Cook operating in international waters in the Baltic Sea experienced several close interactions by Russian aircraft on April 11 and 12.
http://www.navytimes.com/story/military/2016/04/13/why-navy-didnt-shoot-down-russian-jets/83000858/
>The attack jets flew so low they left wakes in the water.
http://www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/news/a20390/russian-jets-buzz-us-navy-destroyer/
>White House aware of Russian planes flying near U.S. destroyer - spokesman
http://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/reuters/white-house-aware-of-russian-planes-flying-near-u-s--destroyer---spokesman/42087266
Neat.
>>38615
that navytimes headline... It's like they want a war with a nuclear weapons holder.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/13/us/politics/donald-trump-losing-ground-tries-to-blame-the-system.html
>WASHINGTON — Donald J. Trump and his allies are engaged in an aggressive effort to undermine the Republican nominating process by framing it as rigged and corrupt, hoping to compensate for organizational deficiencies that have left Mr. Trump with an increasingly precarious path to the nomination.
>Their message: The election is being stolen from him.
>On Tuesday, Mr. Trump berated the politicians he said were trying to stop his nomination and denounced the Republican Party, which he cast as complicit in the theft.
>“Our Republican system is absolutely rigged. It’s a phony deal,” he said, accusing party leaders of maneuvering to cut his supporters out of the process. “They wanted to keep people out. This is a dirty trick.”
>His charges built on comments in the last few days by associates, senior advisers and Mr. Trump himself, seeking to cast a shadow of illegitimacy over the local and state contests to select delegates to the Republican National Convention in Cleveland in July.
>By blaming the process rather than his own inadequacies as a manager, Mr. Trump is trying to shift focus after Senator Ted Cruz of Texas outmaneuvered him in delegate contests in states like Colorado, North Dakota and Iowa, losses that could end up denying Mr. Trump the nomination.
>Asked about the appearance of disorganization, Mr. Trump said in an interview, “You have to remember I’m leading.” He added, “I’m more than 200 delegates ahead, so over all, I’m doing very well.”
>But in what sounded like a wink-wink aside, he said, “Don’t forget, I only complain about the ones where we have difficulty.”
...
Man, could this be framed more negatively?
Being fair, losing delegates to states without primaries is losing the game on the game's terms. Donald knew, and if he didn't know, it was his own fault.
However, this sheds light on how stupid our nomination process for a country that prides itself on democracy. There was literally no popular vote, and the delegate election is absolute garbage.
It's almost like the system is so convoluted for a reason..
Is he wrong? The American political establishment has opposed him at every turn. Even the GOP have been bitching and having conniption fits over how popular he is. The only reason they tolerate him is because they know that if they don't then they can kiss half their voting base goodbye.
related:
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/01/us/politics/how-votes-for-trump-could-become-delegates-for-someone-else.html
Even though few Britons have been given sufficient information on whether or not it's a good idea,
the UK is currently preparing to vote on leaving the European Union.
The BBC coverage of the proceedings of this event have been typically one sided. It's quite clear that the BBC
has chosen the "stay in" side of the debate and, just like on many previous occasions, they are subconsciously
conditioning the public so that they agree with their choice.
While the BSIE campaign has received masses of coverage and positive imagery in its representation,
the Leave campaign has received little more than cursory existential acknowledgement.
The BBC has a long history of taking sides in political upheaval and portraying populist imagery to the public in order to
accrue better ratings and to appeal to the most affluent members of society.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34505076
Trump's prediction came true!
>>38613
The BBC truly needs abolishing and all members responsible for any bias and thus breaking the charter, should be jailed.
Protip: BBC is fine for anything not England related. Ignore it for stuff that is.
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/spanish-police-find-20-000-isis-uniforms-9djr33sg0
>>38589
It never ceases to amaze me just how naive people are. They invite the fifth column into their homes and then act surprised when they cause suffering.
>>38734
>still thinking countries are run by genuine people
>>38589
Travellers scowl at us, and countrymen give us scornful names. “Strider” I am to one fat man who lives within a day’s march of foes that would freeze his heart or lay his little town in ruin, if he were not guarded ceaselessly!
http://therightscoop.com/colorado-gop-chairman-is-getting-death-threats-from-trump-supporters-3000-phone-calls/
>>38563
Fuck off alt-right scum
>>38563
I just have to know, why do you think Cruz is the trap? I think antisemitism is stupid but ffs, if you buy that bullshit, then who would really be controlled by jews?:
http://www.jta.org/2016/04/13/news-opinion/politics/donald-trump-was-fully-supportive-of-her-jewish-conversion-daughter-ivanka-says
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/regional/2016/04/14/man-jailed-21-weeks-for-taking-upskirt-videos-of-colleagues/
>>38717
I knew a kid who did that at King Soopers, but he just took generic creepshots of co-workers and customers.
After it came out and he got fired, all the slutty girls that worked there thought it was funny.
>>38717
good. women love to dress like whores and poor ugly men like him should be punished for even looking at women.
>>38924 (continued)
Also I love being cucked. Best fetish.
Nessie lives!
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-36024638
>>38571
The fact that a 30ft Nessie can remain undiscovered for 67 years even after the hundreds of scans they have done is interesting.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/nation-now/2016/04/14/loch-ness-monster-found-prop-sherlock-holmes-movie-drone/83021040/
>it was just a prop and nothing more
literally nothing
>>38804
Yes but a 30 foot model of Nessie went undetected for decades after countless SONAR sweeps, that is the interesting part of the story.
How could they have missed it? What else have they missed?
"There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship." Ted Cruz brief to the Court of Appeals
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/04/ted-cruz-dildo-ban-sex-devices-texas
>9 years ago
This isn't news, take it to >>>/pol/
>>38495
>No one ever digs up old dirt
I bet he has a vast collection of dragon dildos.