You have five seconds to explain why you don't have bike tassels

>>1104125
I enjoy my masculinity and maturity as an adult.

>>1104127

Same. I let my beard and pit hair flap in the wind instead.

muh aero

>>1104125
Do you have a playing card in the spokes too?

Not aero

Reminder that your bike is not a real bike unless it has

>Spokey dokeys
>spoke reflectors
>A rudimentary and hilariously large brass bell
>Mudflaps on fenders
>Dynamo lighting(non hub dyno)
>80% pot metal steel parts
>streamers

>>1104135
I actually did as a teenager/early colleger. Made a fuck ton of noise rising through the rich towns which I did on purpose.

i have barcon shifters

>>1104125
Because I'm not 8 years old anymore.

I had some 2 years ago but they got stolen .

>>1104125
I'm not into BDSM, desu senpai.

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>>1104125
spoke beads > tasles pleb

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Do you even turbospoke?

>>1104125
aerodynamics/drag

>>1104158
>>1104259
>>1104326
Where do I get these? I want to make a super ridiculous bike to ride around my city on. Also what is some more fucking stupid shit I can put on my bike?

>>1104259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyGT4qfq1JU

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There's a lot.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health-fitness/body/12-of-the-most-ridiculous-cycling-accessories-youll-ever-see/

>>1104561
Amurzun . Cum

>>1104564
will flip it upside down and make it a masturbator

>>1104564
Most of those things are cool. I think they underestimate the utility of millennial hipsters being able to take their favorite bottle of wine home after a tasting on their fixie.

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>>1104907
underestimation indeed, wine bottle holder is class

https://youtu.be/4d0wwa6Gyqc

>Buy $10k road bike
>Install tassels
>Flip drop bars
>Install card
>Install spoke beads
>Install large dyno light
>Install massive bell
>Go to nearest bike meet

How buttblasted do you think the people there would be?

>>1104961
Damn thats on top of Mont Royal in Quebec, Montreal. Was just there on vacation and BMXer was riding flatland.

>>1104326
oh man, this thing. its time for a troll bike thread

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>>1104125

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>>1104125
Can't think of a reason why not.

>>1104963
would be funny if you weren't dropped in 30 seconds

You have five seconds to explain why don't feel that the burden of proof is on he who advocates for the use or installation of hitherto unused devices.