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You have five seconds to explain why you don't have bike tassels

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You have five seconds to explain why you don't have bike tassels
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>>1104125
I enjoy my masculinity and maturity as an adult.
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>>1104127

Same. I let my beard and pit hair flap in the wind instead.
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muh aero
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>>1104125
Do you have a playing card in the spokes too?
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Not aero
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Reminder that your bike is not a real bike unless it has

>Spokey dokeys
>spoke reflectors
>A rudimentary and hilariously large brass bell
>Mudflaps on fenders
>Dynamo lighting(non hub dyno)
>80% pot metal steel parts
>streamers
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>>1104135
I actually did as a teenager/early colleger. Made a fuck ton of noise rising through the rich towns which I did on purpose.
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i have barcon shifters
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>>1104125
Because I'm not 8 years old anymore.
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I had some 2 years ago but they got stolen .
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>>1104125
I'm not into BDSM, desu senpai.
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>>1104125
spoke beads > tasles pleb
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Do you even turbospoke?
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>>1104125
aerodynamics/drag
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>>1104158
>>1104259
>>1104326
Where do I get these? I want to make a super ridiculous bike to ride around my city on. Also what is some more fucking stupid shit I can put on my bike?
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>>1104259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyGT4qfq1JU
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There's a lot.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health-fitness/body/12-of-the-most-ridiculous-cycling-accessories-youll-ever-see/
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>>1104561
Amurzun . Cum
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>>1104564
will flip it upside down and make it a masturbator
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>>1104564
Most of those things are cool. I think they underestimate the utility of millennial hipsters being able to take their favorite bottle of wine home after a tasting on their fixie.
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>>1104907
underestimation indeed, wine bottle holder is class

https://youtu.be/4d0wwa6Gyqc
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>Buy $10k road bike
>Install tassels
>Flip drop bars
>Install card
>Install spoke beads
>Install large dyno light
>Install massive bell
>Go to nearest bike meet

How buttblasted do you think the people there would be?
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>>1104961
Damn thats on top of Mont Royal in Quebec, Montreal. Was just there on vacation and BMXer was riding flatland.
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>>1104326
oh man, this thing. its time for a troll bike thread
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>>1104125
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>>1104125
Can't think of a reason why not.
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>>1104963
would be funny if you weren't dropped in 30 seconds
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You have five seconds to explain why don't feel that the burden of proof is on he who advocates for the use or installation of hitherto unused devices.
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