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What the hell is a sad cum and have you ever had one before?

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What the hell is a sad cum and have you ever had one before?
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yes
masturbating to my ex's nudes after she dumped me
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ur dad had a sad cum and thats how u were born fukkboi

ya momma an her floppy tiddies
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sad cum: when you're sad and you nut

I have had sad cums
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>>59686909
*but you still nut
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The night before my girlfriend deployed to Iraq for about a year. She wasn't infantry, but her job worked with them, so she had a very real chance of coming home in a box and this was before DADT was repealed so even when I could contact to her, I had to treat her like platonic friend. We were having sex one last time before she left and I became a blubbering mess, but I told her to keep going. Everytime I came, I ended up sob-moaning. Top that sad cum, /mu/.
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>>59686970
that night i hid in the closet of these two lesbians in the next apt. i dont know what was going on but the were really in love and emotional - but i just stayed there quietly in the closet masturbating while they fisted each other and swapped the strap on. each time the brunette came, she cried, which turned me on while i was masturbating and made me cum. then i realized how much they loved each other and i felt pathetic hiding in their closet. but there was no way out. each time she came i masturbated. each time she cried i came. as they spoone and slowly began again i wanted to end my life. they didnt stop til dawn, when they passed out. when i could finally sneak out, i left my soul in that closet, covered in semen and tears, my cock as red as my swollen eyes.
Top that sad cum, /mu/.
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>>59687225
Ow, my feelings. I guess I'm having another sad cum tonight.
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>>59687444
dont open the closet, bb.
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>>59687225
>my cock as red as my swollen eyes
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>>59687444
>on the internet
>having feelings
choose one
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>>59686851
GLASS BREAKS


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTyvJHHLSL4
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>>59686851
burroughs wrote about random ejaculations while being junk sick. i guess it's from sadness, as the penis needed not be erect.
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