is he a good reviewer?

>>55316826
sometimes

A good friend :-)

>pillow on lap
He has a boner

>>55316826
Only when he agrees with me

>>55316826
only when i agree with his opinion

>>55316826
Yes...
Also I want to sniff that girls feet.

>>55316852
Beat you to it >>55316851

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>>55316826
why the fuck is he wearing shoes on inside the house

>>55316879
congratulations

>>55316847
and she's sitting on a pillow. wat does that mean

>>55316900
portals

>>55316826
I dunno but he needs to kick the shit out of that whore sitting next to him for being absolutely basic

>>55316895
why dont you post with your chess piece anymore?

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>>55316909

>>55316881
might not be his house, ya ever think about that?

who is this jizz bitch

>>55316940
>pepe
fuck off normie

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>>55316909
Portals

is he winning at smash bros?

>>55316826
Notice how he has a pillow on his lap to hide his boner

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>>55316909

>>55316968
my fucking sides

>playing the wii U
wow look at this fucking filthy casual

>>55316826
Is that a Wii U gamepad?

>>55316826
what the fuck? I didn't know he had groupies

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>>55316940
>pepe is normal now

>>55316900
She's playing the "qt comfy" card
She's that girl who sits on the floor with crossed legs because she just makes herself home like that
It makes you believe she's the one comfortable in the group, not you
Notice how he doesn't have shoes on: same thing, trying to appear confident
I bet she rambles about how guys are more fun then girls and how she hates wearing make up

Who is the jizz whiz?

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>>55316826

I only saw his review for The Bride Screamed Murder. It was basically, "It's not their best album so 5/10". Probably one of the worst reviews I've seen in my life for anything.

I miss based Mark Prindle.

>>55316826
Notice the girl pushing herself as far as she can into the corner away from Anthony.

>>55317039
lemme guesss, your favourite band is the dirty projectors?

>>55316826
idk but he's a shit dresser

>>55316881
Ameritards are weird.

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>>55317087
what the fuck did you say about me faggot?

>>55317065
Maybe

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>>55317087
he's /fa/ as fuck tho

>>55317124
>>55317139
He's a very wide person. Fantano would probably fuck me up.

>>55317139
*fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KzKWtlc0nk

>>55317039
Did you just get dumped or

>>55317124
he's like charlie sheen's angry teenage nephew

>>55317039
Damn that's some next level psychoanalysis shit

>>55317203
The real analysis starts here.

>>55316968
This is too funny

>>55317203
I just like to make up bullshit stereotypes
>>55317249
It's obvious I mean look at how she make Tony put a paper under his glass
It's not enough that she noticed how sweating he was, she offered him water with a sarcastic tone and to finish the poor guy said "put this under, pretty pls"
Also bitch pay attention to the game/player, Dude's having a blast and you isolate yourself from his world to take a shitty pic

>>55317039
why do i know that girl
why did i date that girl
why did that girl break my hearth
tfw i was a teenage fireplace

>>55317203
Please stop ending sentences with "or". I understand the tone you're trying to convey but it's very fucking annoying.

>>55316826
No. He analyses music on a very surface level. He's serviceable if you don't know much about music in general or the genre of the album he's reviewing. For the most part plebeians use him to filter what they should listen to. If you know your shit you're not going to get anyting from his videos.

>>55317139
he a big boy. if he would consistently lift (and stop being a vegan), he could be a monster

he is one of us

but i like some of his reviews, i can get why people dislike him but i don't understand this seething hatred for him some /mu/ posters have

>>55318693
It's mostly the fact that he displays the same level of knowledge as your average /mu/tant but somehow has hundreds of thousands of subscribers frothing at the mouth to hear his opinion on whatever shitty new hip-hop record is out this month.

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>>55318508

yes he is god

>>55318693
He attracts the wrong crowd here by mentioning /mu/ in his videos

>>55317124
Melon is way too old to wear that shit

>>55318631
so you're a pitchfork drone or

>>55318957
Do you ironically believe everyone must either drone from either Fantano or P4k, or are you genuinely a musically illiterate pleb?

>>55319010
so you're a /mu/ drone or

>>55319010

How can I know whats good if no one tells me.

>>55317039
sounds like it came from /v/

>>55318798
>people who talk and care about music

God forbid

>>55318688

There's a video on his alternate account of him deadlifting 4 plate

>>55316826

Who is this sucky fucky lucky cucky?

>>55317064

And leaning further.

>>55316826
i bet he smells like shit

>>55319038
I'm not against reading music criticism, far from it. P4k and Fantano aren't necessarily good examples of music criticism. Maybe good if you want to see what new releases are cool to like.

I would suggest you practice active listening, learn music theory, and be a smart guy.

>>55319021
So you're a plebeian.

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>>55316900
>>55316909
>>55316968

>>55319164
>and be a smart guy

so you're a douche or

>>55319220
Look at this dumb boy he's so mad ahahaha

>>55319246
>ahahaha
so you're mad or

>>55319294
Or what? I'll assume you mean to say "So you're mad or you're not mad?", to which the answer is "I'm not mad."

>>55319327
so you're still a douche or..

>>55316881
>americans

not even once

>>55319344
>Recycling insults this early
That's embarassing. You'll never recover from this.

>>55319371
so you're going to keep responding to me because you're mad or

>>55319354
>>55317095
when you guys go to someones house, you take your shoes off at the door and just chill in your socks? that's extremely strange

>>55319395
So you're going to keep responding to me because you're sad or because you're not sad?

>>55319413
so you're still mad or

>>55317039
>people think this hard about meaningless shit
kill yourself my man

>>55319433
>If I pretend the big bad meanie is mad maybe I'll feel better :(
Haha no you won't

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>>55319110

>>55319459
so you're only getting madder or

>>55319466
I'm gonna go masturbate right now, you when you're so fucking horny your stomach hurts

>>55319490
so you have a two incher or

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What is sex like with Anthony Fantano? It’s a question I’ve pondered many times, about a great many men, but the thought of sexual intercourse with Fantano is something I constantly return to, more so than others. Sex with Friedrich Nietzsche must have surely been terrifyingly masochistic and dangerous (not without protection, Freddy). Ingmar Bergman’s many affairs meant he was probably a great lover in bed, but he also probably cried relentlessly afterwards every time out of guilt and the lack of God’s answers for shagging. Someone like Cary Grant would have been a fantastically smooth talker, but given that he was probably gay, he would also have probably been a slight disappointment. Klaus Kinski would probably not allow you to make a single sound, in case you distract him from his task. A Marlene Dietrich would probably eat you alive and forget about you immediately. It goes on.

But Anthony Fantano? Lord knows what that’s like. I don’t think Fantano's gf could bring herself to talk about it if you asked her, it was probably too terrifying, or maybe even non-existent. After many hours pondering (because what better things do I have to do than ponder how Anthony Fantano tackles penetration?), I have come to the conclusion that Mr. Fantano is either entirely asexual and has always been that way, or he’s a complete fucking jackhammer. I can imagine him hating sex like he hates absolutely everything. On the other hand perhaps he only hates everything because he does not get enough sex. If it’s the latter than he’s probably incredibly frustrated in bed anyway, and it leads to 300mph machine-gun fucking. Does he even have a mattress? Is it just a metal or concrete slab? I doubt Anthony Fantano has a memory foam mattress. There’s probably a bunch of metal chains hanging around for sado-masochistic stuff, and also love poems to his gf and some hot waitress in a place he frequents, although I suppose Fantano probably only drinks protein shakes.

>>55319510
7.5, baby

>>55319592
so you have a two incher or

>>55319606
>Projecting the size of your genitalia onto me
How dare you

>>55319592
>>55319490
so you only last 5 minutes or

>>55319619
so you're mad that you have a two incher or

>>55319622
When I just need to get a quick one out, yes. I don't see masturbation as something to indulge in for pleasure unless I'm stoned, it's more like "Oh I gotta do this now or I'll kill myself."

I get it over with as quickly as possible so I can spend my time more productively, like shitposting on /mu/ for example.

>>55319640
My penis is large.

>>55319669
so you're mad that you have a two incher or

>>55319680
My wiener is bigger than your wiener and that's why you're so sad.

>>55319700
so you're mad that you have a two incher or

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>>55316826
that girl's face isn't that qt but I still think I'd lick her toes

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>>55316826
fixed that image. wish i could get all of her feet if it weren't for those guys hands

>>55319110
his form was shit, just like everything else he does

>>55316826
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADCMmKb5R8c

>>55316826
>the girl looks like a higher quality Bailey Jay
[spoiler]hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng[/spoiler]

>>55317202
autist wears sunglasses the whole lecture? fucking idiot

>>55319760
So, is this Bailey Jay or

>>55320196
you can literally see his dick in the picture

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>>55320215
proof it

>>55319949
Maybe it makes him more confident in a group of people

>>55316826
>shirt with shorts
>socks that high

absolutely disgusting

>>55319760
who is this semen demon?

>>55320627
your mother, anon

>>55320546
those shorts aren't short at all
do you happen to wear video game t shirts, sandles, and cargo shorts that go half way down your calf

>>55319462
Hahaha

>>55316826
No
No
NO
NOOOO

>>55321110
>do you happen to wear video game t shirts
nope
>sandles
not after I was 12
>cargo shorts that go half way down your calf
only when I come to beach
and not with a shirt
who the fuck wears a classic shirt like that with shorts?

>>55317139
hes a big guy

>>55319399
I take my shoes and socks off. Not to go all evolutionary, but we weren't designed to wear shoes 24/7

>>55319544
oh my god

>>55321263
For you

>>55316881
Why don't you?

>>55317139
effay here
no man

>>55320546
There's literally nothing wrong with wearing a shirt and shorts.

>>55319669
hello ted

What happened to his black girl? Did he finally get himself a nice white girl and stop being a degenerate?

>>55321363
conGRATULATIONS
u BROWSE 4ch!N!!!!!

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>>55317139

That nigga big as shit

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>>55319544
>>55319544

>>55321278
>>55321278
leave ur socks on breh disgusting

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>>55317139

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>>55321455
>>55321455
>There's literally nothing wrong with wearing a shirt and shorts.

>>55319891

>without a penis

>>55321499
He wouldn't fly so good

>>55319760
Who is this melon felon

>>55321634
he looks like aziz asari on the left