What does /mu/ think of ASMR?

Dandelion Gum was good

i think its pretty gay

who is this semen demon?

I think it has nothing to do with music

>>55010101
It's a bit abstract, I can see why you wouldn't get it.

>>55010059
I listen to her when I masturbate

It's getting to the point where I almost can't even fap without it

>>55010059
she lurks here.

I like it when it's surround sound stuff like getting a haircut or that WKUK sketch where the microphone goes through the dog.

When it's just some idiot whispering into the mike "talking" to you, it comes off as Dora The Explorer for lonely males

>>55010059
Helps me relax after work. Who are your favorite ASMRetards? I like Dmitri best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6WgZkecqME

>>55010251
Ech, I can't listen to men, makes me uncomfortable.

I like diana, softlygaloshes, fastasmr, and sometimes springbok.

It makes me feel uncomfortable like my personal space is being violated. I get cringy feelings and start to panic. Why do people like this stuff, it give me a nervous breakdown.

>>55010059
It makes me sad for others

Horses in the Sky > This Is Our Punk Rock He Has Left Us Alone > Born Into Trouble > Fuck Off > 13 Blues > Kollaps Tradixionales

>>55010277
>softlygaloshes
plebbest of the plebs

>>55010317
top jej

>>55010251
yes massageasmr is my favourite too. airlight is also good but her output is minimal and lacklustre nowadays.
I think that massageasmr is important because it is a man revealing that there is a science to asmr and it is not a sexual thing.
>>55010101
there is an asmr album with music in it and other like airlight have also done music pieces

>>55010251
TheUKASMR and Springbok asmr are the best

>>55010101
it's music as much as power electronics is. what even is music to you?

>>55010384
death grips

Does anyone else Heather Feather here?
Am I a pleb?

>>55010277
I like Diana and Springbok. I personally think the guys who do it are best though, they seem more open to experimentation and focus more on sound than role-playing

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uncontested greatest asmrtist of all times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTFNGHNIuCk

>>55010437
If they aren't attractive it doesn't coutn

I want tumblr to leave.

>>55010059
I enjoy the sensation, but the roleplay and shit can be a little much. Occasionally the intimate, seductive whispers of some of these women can be sexually arousing, which distracts me from the ASMR.

>>55010274
/thread

>>55010274
why am i laughing

>>55010415
I have before, but according to past threads I think you are in fact a pleb.

UKASMR, Lillium, Softly Whispered, and ASMR Psychetruth are some faves

>>55010415
I used to be real into her, but her voice started bothering me and then I found other people.

>>55010422
I really like springbok for who she is but her content doesn't always do much for me, she seems to usually focus less on the sounds and sensations and more on having conversations.

>>55010274
>oohhhh i'm so traumatized

Sam Hyde hits it on point about this self-absorbed whiny generation. Brilliant satire from a brilliant mind. ASMR is for weaklings, OP. I bet you go to tears at the sound of a bus braking. End your life and do us all a favor.

>>55010251
Dude MassageASMR is just the eat for me. He's always releasing something, he's somewhat experimental, amazing mixing and quality in sound and mics. It's great stuff. In interested in ephemeral rift but I haven't watched much. I used to watch ViniVidiVulpes all the time until I found Dmitri.

Ephemeral Rift, Springbok ASMR, and VisualSounds1 are my subscribed channels.

That's my ranking of them too.

>>55010601
what the hell are you talking about

>>55010601
It's for the sensation it gives some people, not for emotional support. Unless maybe it's RP shit

It's a funny video, but if you genuinely think it's "brilliant satire" then you need to get off his dick

>>55010091
kek under8ed post

>>55010601
I listen to it for the tingles man, I dunno what you're on about

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Has anyone ever thought to put a screamer into an asmr video for fun?

>>55010706
do it dumb frogposter . I don't think i've heard one before

>>55010611
Yeah, I don't like his massage videos, but with everything else you can really see the amount of effort he puts into it. He's really unparalleled. ER is mid tier imo

>>55010470
describes your life eh?

>2015
>Not watching teen suicide risk assessment videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdC3nhxA66U

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Anyone watch Amalzd? Her videos are lackluster, but I still revisit her. Dem titties

>>55010101
>2015
>Listening to music

>>55010732
Yeah I'm not attractive either if that's what you're saying but I don't think that describes my life

>>55010785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHSYJXVN0_U

I used to/sometimes watch vaginal/pelvic exams

>>55010761
You may as well be jerking off to youtube breast exams.

>>55010785
Tits are pleb shit. They ruin a girls figure and make clothes look like shit. Small tits and a nice, juicy little ass are what's up

>>55010816
see here

>>55010810

>>55010761
fake + gay

>>55010785
I like to listen to the pretty ones but not the ones who are overtly sexual, I don't want to feel any arousal when I listen to the videos.

>>55010437
Goddammit I just want ASMR but I can't stop getting a boner. And she's not even hot.

>>55010826
I would actually agree ass is better than tits, but I think you'd have some difficulty finding an ASMR video filmed from an angle catering to that

>>55010867
does full on dirty talking asmr exist?

>>55010948
If you like Japanese ASMR

Watched this after a 12 hour shift, pretty much exhausted. It had me dying of laughter for some reason
https://youtu.be/DTOkFf4OFfI

>>55010907
go jerk off and then watch it. her voice puts me to sleep every night, asmr is the cure for insomnia

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>>55010437
Fuck you.

>>55010059
I think it's fantastic, but it attracts a lot of weird people. And I mean both viewers and content creators. Softlygaloshes, venividivulpes, theonelillium, and heatherfeather all creep me the fugg out (Heather is really good despite the creepiness though)

My personal favorites are probably softannapl, fastasmr, cutebunny992, and theUKASMR.

As for the eternal "Is it a sexual thing?" no, I don't think so. But I do think that it will never escape the connection no matter how hard the community tries to distance itself from it. I kind of like to compare it to massages: They're (for most people) just for relaxation, but there's something about someone putting their hands all over your body that most people can't disassociate with intimacy. Thus you'll always here jokes about "happy endings" with regard to massages. Same goes for whispering in people's ears, it's regarded as a somewhat intimate thing. I don't know.

As much as I enjoy it, I don't really mention it to people because it would feel kind of like talking about what porn you enjoy. Except weirder because most people don't experience ASMR.

Also, I firmly believe everyone who experiences ASMR is mildly autistic and it's some weird satisfaction we get since we're all really sensitive to sensory input. The reason I don't think it was really documented prior to 2008ish is because before the internet there simply weren't enough autists who could so easily connect with one another to talk about weird feelings they get when people whisper in their ears.

>>55011244
Her initial videos were top notch, but then she became all pretentious and off putting.

>>55011276
I don't give a damn. She's a qt and can do whatever she wants.

>>55010724
ER for ephemeralrift?

if so, its like comparing apples to oranges

ER is more experimental with his videos and content... more creative than half of the recycled role plays everybody has.

>>55010948
Yes, go to r/nsfwasmr. It's a thing. Most of it is just porn that people find tingly, but I know there's one girl on there who intentionally makes the stuff which is probably closer to what you're looking for.

>>55011247
Sometimes I wonder if I am more receptive to ASMR because I've been lacking intimacy in my life for the last couple years. On top if the tingles, it's not sexual but it is almost comforting in a way to have a caring girl my age whisper to me.

>>55010059
vid.me slash t2D0

Here's a video of this girl sucking cock, if anyone's interested

>>55010133
did you watch the fart porn video she did?

link us the sexual ones. i prefer penis tingles to ear tingles.

>>55011549
No but I've watched this
>>55011515

I bet she does all sorts of crazy shit

>>55011244
Who is this dirty rhyme?

I find it to be a great relaxation tool. I always relate it with a mother's caring love because as a baby my mom would always SKSKSK my ears or "draw" on my back with her fingers and put me to sleep.

I really love Whitewinterwhispers (those finnish videos melt me) and Chocolat ASMR

>>55011515
I want to believe...

>>55011515
what da fugg
Is there more?

>>55011515
holy shit!

>>55011647
asmraurette

>>55011702
Probably since it says BJ1, but I don't know where it is yet

>>55011702
>>55011708
Obviously not her you dinguses

>>55011767
Looks very similar

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>>55011767
Ok

>>55010059
whats the girl's channel? who is she

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>>55010415
Nah, I think she's pretty good at what she does. Admittedly I really haven't explored too far into other peoples' stuff, so I really only have a couple of other channels to compare with but I mean I get tingles and the shit helps me sleep so it works.

That being said, what would you guys recommend for someone who's more into the roleplay types of ASMR? Or am I just being weird for preferring that type?

>>55011847
Eyebrows are different and her nose doesn't do that weird thing Diana's does were it kind of has a crease in the middle.

i listened to this shit once and got a raging hardon

pls link best sexy a silver mt rzion videos /mu/

>>55011942
You're not weird for preferring that type. The only RP's I think are weird are the "caring gf gives you xoxox's" type ones. I personally think cranial nerve exams are always the best, then dental and ear cleaning ones. Maybe I just like medical shit too much though.

>>55011935
see
>>55011515

>>55011946
>Brows
Not really. They don't extend as far out, but they look like they could've been trimmed. The actual shape is very similar

>Nose
You can barely tell in the video because of the quality, but look closely when she angles her head downwards

Fuck, I found the other vid but it got removed

vid.me slash wIDz

Gotta be somewhere

>>55012038
i dont want her sucking cock you retard, her youtube channel i mean

Literally the only ASMR that works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pmfN3vN1N4

>>55012241
Why would you want her youtube channel if you can see her sucking cock, though

http://imgur.com/a/NQrpe

Alright, got some good shit

>>55012342
>tfw your asmrfu is a sloot

I wonder if she knows this stuff is out there

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>>55012372
I'm just finding all this out too

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:^^^^^^^^^____;;

>>55012342
I think I felt some ASMR

>>55011247
>I firmly believe everyone who experiences ASMR is mildly autistic

this sounds like a bit of a leap of an assumption

>>55010630
sam hyde is seth macfarlane minus money-making talent

>>55010277
softlygaloshes was the first asmr person i found, via a link on her okcupid profile after i moved to sacramento

i think she took it down after she started dating a dude tho

i dont have a point it's just funny. also i'm pretty sure i could have got in there if the timing was right. we had like a 95 percent compatibility man.

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Help, someone show me a link for one of her bellydancing videos. Please, I need it to experience ASMR.

>>55012857
Also notice you can see she has the same tattoo and bellybutton piercing in this picture, fuck yeah
https://i.imgur.com/kNQiwiA.jpg

http://youtu.be/YGIBgJWGAsM This strangely turns me on, even though she sounds like a robot

It's for highly autistic man-babies.