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ITT: We come up with generic post-rock band names

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I'll start

>We Are The Last Of Our Kind

pic unrelated
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With These Hands
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Take Them to the Hills
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>>54714737
>>54714777
>with these hands, take them to the hills
album title
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Thanking Julio
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Avast, Avast! ...And For Every Stone Left Unturned, We Did Destroy A Thousand Worlds (Without Thinking, Without Dreaming)
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>>54714709
Cart Before The Horse
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Axiom Flaxiom
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the ones that stood still
We march forward
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Memories of Distant Stars
Everything That Ever Happened all at Once
Abandoned Radio Towers
Blinding Light to Bring us Closer to God
Jesus Was a Harbinger of Modern Society
Recreational Sports That can be Played in Aquatic Environments
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Skies Are Over Us
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A Baptism In The Warm Piss Of Slaughtered Children
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>>54714709
7 Unarmed White Males- That Poor Spider is Trapped in its Web
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Onward & upward
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>>54714946
underrated post
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We See, What We See
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These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty
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Melting Pot 420
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Album name: Please Pay at the Pump
2-3 track LP that should have just been in the album: All we need, we have. All we want, we shall be.
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Therefore Bivouac We On This Great Blond Highway
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If I was in a post-rock band, we'd change our band name with every LP release, but use the same LP name with every release.
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I Am Well Made And Put Together!
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The digusting motherfuckers
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The World Is A Frightening And Tumultuous Place But If You Take My Hand We May Make It Through Together
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The Secret Society of Indentured Misfits, Or, How One Little Mistake Changed Everything For Everyone
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>>54714854
ayy lmao this is perfect
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Broken sink
Lone toothbrush
Ceramic mobs.
Honestly just name shit that's in your bathroom.
Works every time.
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Godspeed Thee! Silver Explosions in the Spiderland.
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>>54714837
fuckin lol
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Band: The Campaign For Real Machines
Album: Cybernetic Afterglayz

Band: The Five Year Plan
Album: Conference of the Few
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>>54715333
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
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In these arms
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Blur: Are Shite Once Again
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All Band Names Must Be Overly Specific and Slightly Autistic
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The Mayhem That Lies Beneath
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SUBURBAN KIDS WITH BIBLICAL NAMES
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Dawn of the Final Day
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Primordial Human Senses
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The white dish washer running quite loud on rainy days in winter during a snow storm
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>>54715440
damn...
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If I am Here, and You Are There, Where Are We?

>>54715440
that's amazing
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Running Across Fields
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A lot of these could also pass off for Sufjan Stevens track titles
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>>54714709
http://lomk.bandcamp.com
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They Walked Across Burning Coals
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WarpRate Me! White King
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The Privileged
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>>54719717
kekoslovakia
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>>54716586
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How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't?
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>>54714709
Without the Heart, What is the Human?
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My Dong May Save the World Someday, but Currently Every Single Last Memento Must Be Tarnished
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What Happened in the Universe, All At Once, On July 34th
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They'll Write About Us on the Internet
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You Might Think He Loves You and so on and so forth.
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Band: Debate! Avast, Ye Swarms of Konsumers!
Album: ¤ (that's the name of the album. you don't pronounce it.)
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I can tell these are accurate because they're all fucking obnoxious.
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I used to think I liked Post-Rock then I realized it's all the same shit maybe the first wave is fairly good

Album Title: Avenge The Satellite Man
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Bullets In My Ass
Album: Constipated Love
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>>54720427
Best one so far, I like the non-capitalization of the words.
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Memoirs of a Living, Breathing, Automaton From The Distant 21st Century, Or, What It Means To Truly Be Human
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Band: !Grunt*New*Blag*Dulk!
Album: Everywhere? We; A Moment of Pure
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Post-rock band name checkbox

[ ] - Longer than 4 words
[ ] - Has a comma
[ ] - References the sky or space
[ ] - Biblical or evangelical
[ ] - Apocalyptic
[ ] - References to loneliness
[ ] - Phrased as a question
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>>54714854
>>54715820
>>54715889
>>54720073
>>54720092
>>54720680
these are more like Sufjan Stevens song titles
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>>54720935
Book of Luke
One in the Hand
Plastic Monastery
Shangri La
Cold Coffee
Elderly Children
Onward, Upward
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>>54714709
1001 Things To Do Before You Die
Date Me, I'm Nice! (My Mom Says So)
69JPY
The Future Weather Men
How's The Weather? Boring
Post-Breakup Life Thoughts
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>>54720812
Until The Four Horsemen Return Us To The Sky, Will We Play Solitaire?
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I Break Selfie Sticks With My Feet In My Cousin's Birthday
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Bad Breath Erases All The Worst Memories
Past Left Behind, Who Knows What Future Brings.
Blissful Sight From The Wing Of An Airline Jet
Issac Who Left All His Cats Unattended On The Beach Goes To a Party


>>54716586
& I am no longer afraid tortoise
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>>54720812
Exorcise the Heavens, Has thee World Ended to Leave Only Me?
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Left the hand in the box, do the spiders know? (Or at least one of them)
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>>54714709
Asking To Heave
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Verb The Noun, is the noun still relevant?
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>>54714709
We are Mirrors
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Fuck! These Heartland Woes and Sweet Dispositions + 'Songs from Our Harpsichord Spirit and the Light May Never Enter'...
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Your Eyes Rape the Bottom of Man's Soul, Whilst Your Tears Soak Kaleidoscopic Messages onto the Canvas, Your Blood Spills Meaning Into This Soil, and Your Hands Grasp the Goblet of Everlasting Knowledge; Lucifer
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hey, this thread made me realize that Mogwai aren't all that pretentious
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Hiroshima! Hiroshima! The Blind Man Burns the Ladder, and the River Runs Dry
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Comma Comma Chameleon
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Verb The Noun
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>Fiendish
>Names of Children
>Hey! It's Happening.
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Interstellar States of Iraq and Syria
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'Farethee well', For Thou Must Understand the Vast Meaning of the Broader Entity, "Undo What Shall Be Done"
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>>54714709
Goodbye, I loved you all
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A Big Guy For You
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Spin In New Light Forever Loved Ones
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Band: "Until My Penis Ascends Into the Sky, Will Burger King Stop Using Horse Meat?"

Album: "Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me the Formuoli"
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>>54720812

Godspace you, lonely sky emperor ?
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How Chastening In The Hour Of Pride! How Consoling In The Depths Of Affliction!

Album name: இ

How do you pronounce it? You don't.
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>>54725004
இ(ee)
Translations of இ
stolen
stood
strata
striven
strode
strove
struck
strung

yeah you can pronounce it
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And so I watch you from afar
Sounds retarded enough to be true
>oh wait
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For What Should One Leave, This Mortal Coil
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We Never Stopped Believing in Walter Mondale, Call Us Crazy
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Imagine Dragons Living Life in Peace
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>>54722325
Mogwai is my favourite band but...
>I Love You, I'm Going To Blow Up Your School

>>54722646
kek'd
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The Toast is Burnt, and So I Cry
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>>54718828
naw sounds more like a swedish indie pop band name if you ask me :^)
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Hectare.
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>Why Are My Shoelaces Untied
>Freak Out And Give In Doesn't Matter What You Believe In Stay Cool And Be Somebody's Fool This Year Cause They Know Who Is Righteous What Is Bold So I'm Told
>Sleep Clocks
>Police Cops
>The Bobo Town Emergency Handbook
>We Were Standing In Line All Day
>Twizzlers
>Your Record Player Sucks Dude
>The Egotism of Frankenstein
>What An Obtuse Statement
>The Bards of Nothing
>Only The Sith Deal In Absolutes
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A Long And Pretentious Band Name That, For All Purposes, Is Completely Obnoxious And Over The Top. Seriously, Anything Goes When It Comes To Artsy Genres. Don't Believe Me? Well, I'm Still Going. Yep, You Probably Aren't Reading This Any Anymore. Let's Throw Some Exclamation Marks Here! And There! Christ, This Is A Fucking Hassle
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Is The S Or The C In The Word Scent Silent
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>>54722325
no they're just extremely boring
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>>54727310
you take that back
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Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo!
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Impale The Curtain
From beginning to end
Deus Ex Machine
[classical literature name]
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Pools of Tide
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