>qt looks at iPod
>pray she doesn't find the metal or vidya soundtracks
>tfw a bitch checks your iphone
>not having girl friendly music on your phone and nothing but nigger anthems and slipknot on your shuffle
>back in highschool
>girl asked to see my zune (yeah a zune)
>she sees "biohazard"
>thinks it's that shitty metal band
>gets excited and listens to it
>it's the soundtrack to resident evil outbreak
>gives it back and walks away
yea fuck you megan you fat annoying cunt
>Being such an insecure beta that you have music you're afraid people will find
Wow. Just... Wow. If you like metal then fucking like metal. It's more embarrassing that you cover it up. It just screams "I have no self confidence!"
>implying a girl will talk to me
>last time a qt checked checked my phone
>"this is like another language to me anon"
>"that's cause your a rubbish"
no sex happened that evening
>tfw you don't listen to shitty meme music so the qts can see your library all you want
>he still thinks vidya soundtracks are limited to bleepbloops and 'epic' instrumentals
I have those on my phone and i fucking love them,
>plug cellphone into sound system
>The Anal Staircase starts playing automatically
>qt looks through my Ipod classic
>ew anon what the fuck is this!?
>in my own car so naturally i have the aux cord
>play some death grips
>everyone seems uncomfortable and no one is really feeling it so after the first song ends i switch to something more pleb-friendly
>never play death grips again
>brother is going on long ass hike
>gonna take like 3 months or some shit
>he starts downloading a shit ton of music for the trip
>hey anon whats that band death grips or something
>tell him to listen to exmilitary
>doesn't listen to it first
>later that night
>hes trying to sleep to some calming music
>music on shuffle
>SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOOOOOOCK
One time I met a girl on a bus, very cute and exactly my type. We started talking about music apparently she had been playing piano for 16 years, I was falling in love. Then she asked to see my ipod and put it on shuffle, first song that came up was "Stripped,Raped and Strangled" by Cannibal Corpse.
I didn't know what to say, and we sort of sat quietly for hours since it was a long bus ride. Very awkward moment, but at the end of the day I realized what a beautiful world we live in in which scenarios such as these can happen.
>last album I listened to was No Love Deep Web
>girl looks at my phone
>i work an after school program at an elementary school
>a 6th grade muslim girl asks to see my iphone
>it's locked anyway so i hand it to her
>she swipes up to the control center media controls and presses play
>takyon starts playing
>i panic and fumble to grab my phone
>she just laughs at me while i feel like i dodged a bullet
>Taking a qt back home with my car
>Anon can we put some music?
>Starts the player mindlessly
>Faust starts playing
>mfw a friend and I actually did that a a bro's party and over half the people left
who are you quoting?
How fucking new are you that you've never seen a green text story
>work at late night pizza place
>2 qt girls ask if I can drive them home from the bars on my next delivery if they pay me
>I say sure
>put kanye on shuffle
>everythings going fine
>were all bullshitting about random shit and having a pleasant conversation
>"i'm in it" comes on
>im fumbling trying to change the song
>switch to Pavement on shuffle
>"Hit the Plane Down"
>Crush invites me to her party
>Had my iPod Classic in my pocket and it fell out
>Has my name engraved on it
>Someone found it and plugged it in the stereo
>I got the Ocarina of Time 3D soundtrack for free and put it on there to listen to
>The Lon Lon Ranch theme starts to play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsPS5ubApoE
>Everyone laughed at me and called me cowboy for the rest of the night
>Ever spoke to her again
>girls looks at my music
>sees Capsule + Panty and Stocking OST
>sees Die Antwoord, Death Grips etc. cover art
Could hear her pussy drying up on the spot.