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Good advice from Uncle Varg
I really don't get the appeal of his music.
>>54223230
ur probably a faggot then
>>54223252
Can you explain what the appeal is? I'd appreciate it.
He's been posting videos like this for the past year now, and no one gave a shit until he did one about women? And they say /mu/ wasn't raided by feminists...
>>54223252
(no homo)
>>54223269
Actually it's because it's been all over music news sites just recently.
>>54223230
It's atmospheric and the riffs tend to be hypnotic in an almost droney way.
Is he the greatest human being currently walking the Earth?
>>54222860
>You too can get the very bestest woman of your race!
>Just be a hero!
>How do you be a hero?
>Play my RPG, of course!
I was with you until the end there, Varg,
Maybe a better way to be 'a hero' and land a good woman would be to have pride in your work, respect yourself in convictions and appearance, respect her and just generally not be a nigger?
>>54223332
He's a psychopathic murderer
>>54223665
The lamp was a psychopathic murderer.
>2015
>caring about women
>>54223729
wannabe black panther pls go
sorry, but janelle monae will never, EVER peg you
>>54223745
>wannabe black panther pls go
wut.
>sorry, but janelle monae will never, EVER peg you
Fuck you.
>>54222860
This guy is my hero.
Varg is total mancandy. Full homo.
pls varg impart ur wisdom
this >>54224196
>>54223665
i like his music but i think this is true. also if you read teh comments on his videos its weird how he has this little cult of sycophants surrounding him, its kinda creepy.
>Newman
>>54224301
Whatever, I'd still suck his dick while caressing his balls.
>>54224151
I have trouble completely respecting a murderer, but i'm glad that someone's being actually progressive and not mindlessly tolerable towards everything
That an accomplished musician has this certain romanticized views on cherished things, it's very admirable. Too bad it's accompanied by a whole lot of absolute shite, but it's still a much needed contrast to the pop culture today.
Glad he's getting publicity with this, if what anon said was true.
>>54223631
That's exactly what he means by being a "hero".
>>54222860
>>54224151
>these youtube comments
>>54224700
>this entire thread
FTFY
>>54223665
Faggot
>>54222860
mfw Varg's birth name is Kristian Vikernes
>>54225042
he really doesnt like to be called kristian, either
>>54225109
but Varg was just a nickname
he really shouldn't get so butthurt over his real name fuck sake
>>54225159
stop oppressing the man
have some respect will you
>>54225173
hi varg
>>54225159
He doesn't look very butthurt, he's just telling the dude what he wants to be called. If he doesn't want to be called Kristian then he won't respond to Kristian. What's so hard to understand about that?
>>54222860
why the fuck do wrong generationers always bring up weird irrelevant shit like that
>the problem is today's kids, with their gluten-free bread and their blogs and their ironic sneakers and their surge protectors and their bandaids and their earthworms
>>54224700
>>54224854
funny thing that varg's opinions on literally everything except for christianity are really similar to the murrica's cons
>needing a wife
>not just hiring maids and hookers
Stay beta faggots
It's funny how it's Varg who was definitely a hero by burning churches and murdering a black metal dude giving this advice.
The funny thing is that it's probably true. The analogy is pretty interesting.
Be the hero you think you are - be the best person you can be.
>talks about being a hero
Christ this is some cringey shit. Does he really think the world was like his Nordic fairy tales? Just live your life the best you can and don't settle. That's the key to a good wife.
He literally shapes his worldview from fairy tales, what a moron
>>54225642
I mean he is a legend in the metal scene whether you like it or not. And he's using 'hero' metaphorically, not fucking literally you retard.
>>54225642
>Just live your life the best you can
I thought that's what he meant anyway
>>54225159
He legally changed his name to Varg, though (and then to Louis Cachet, but that was for legal reasons)
>>54225737
>Disrespecting the legends of your ancestors through which they metaphorically imparted wisdom to future generation
Maybe you should shoot yourself through the brain so you can give up the ethnicity and culture they toiled to pass on to you as well.
>>54223275
fuckin lol
lost it there
>>54225998
Taking literally and following wisdom from a 1000 years ago is backwards. Heritage should be preserved and respected, but as a document of different times. Very different, if people didn't cling so much to backwards traditional practices and "wisdom" the world would be a better place
>>54223266
Hypnotic grooves
Unique aesthetic
Attempts at doing something different
Atmosphere
I am, of course, only speaking of his early work though.
>>54226306
>implying Varg isn't correct
Do celebrities not get more pussy than anyone? Are you an actual retard?
>>54224301
man varg would have been great in the following
Varg is no different from "le wrong generation" kiddies from Youtube
>waaah fuck Christianism
>Yurop was so much better when it was Pagan
>I wish I was alive back then
>I was born in the wrong generation
>>54224632
except the whole thing is an to get you to go play his RPG
>Learn how to be a hero, with MYFAROG: http://myfarog.org/
Well, that and 'go read fairy tales', What I'm supposed land me a good chick by grabbing her hair and pulling myself in her window with it?
Quit my job and go look for a dragon or some magical cup some pacifist jew drank from 2000 years ago?
Fuck that.
>>54226402
right I forgot how many kids go on youtube to complain about how Christianity ruined European values