How can a man live knowing he's shorter (therefore inferior)

plot twist: kanye enjoys getting pegged by taylor

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>>54076826

>taytay will never bend you over a table and dominate you

just die in my sleep already

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>tfw kanye and taytay sextape will never be leaked in your lifetime

>>54076826
>>54076861
he's married

>>54076810
>inferior than

>>54077219
Oh OK, because celebrity marriages are always permanent...

>you will never have a gf who's taller than you

>>54077453
i'm 6'5" and i know this feel

>>54077453
>>54077483
6'4 and think about it all the time.

Just wanna be the little spoon :(

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>>54077515
>this will never be you

>>54077483
>>54077515


Fuck off.

ITT: mommy issues

>>54077537
bitter manlet detected

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>>54077530

>tfw six-even
>not tall enough to reap the aesthetic advantages of being tall but taller than well over 99% of women
>tfw i will probably never have a gf taller than i am
fuck

>>54077537
sometimes i get tired of being all lanky and gangly

Im 6'5" and I prefer to be the little spoon with short girls. It's like you're wearing a backpack

>>54076810
>tfw i'm taller than all musicians I follow
I have potential guys

When I feel insecure about being too tall I just look at the cover of The Money Store.

Wait why do you all want a gf taller than you? I generally write off girls as tall/taller than me.

I'm 5'4". I'm pretty much the shortest person in every room, certainly the shortest guy.

You really don't even fucking know. There's just no point in even trying.

>you will never have a giant girlfriend who carries you around in her pocket

>>54077665
ok danzig

>>54077665

stop caring about it

plenty of girls dont give a shit

>>54077665
hi Thom :)

Why do people still think Kanye West is heterosexual? He's definitely not.

5'11 master race here

>>54077530
just lay further down on the bed

>tfw had a 6ft tall gf
>tfw was still taller than her
>tfw not a manlet


:(

also tfw no gf

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>>54077693

>>54077710
Um

>>54077729
LOL

>>54077693
>plenty of girls dont give a shit


and where are they?

>>54077622
It actually means you don't have potential. The best musicians are manlets.

>>54077729
manlet king. bravo.

>tfw 5'10
>tfw completely average
>tfw will never be autistic and insecure about my height in either direction
feels good

>>54077778
Mmm no on 4chan the average height is 6'2 so you should be mortified.

>>54077219
HAVE YOU EVER ASKED YOUR BITCH FOR OTHER BITCHES?

>>54076810
J. S. Bach was 6'5 feet tall.
By the way, he was able to bend a horseshoe with his teeth.

>>54077778
>5'10
>average

Maybe in fucking thailand.

>>54077799
he's also dead

guess the height didn't help him there

>>54077731
I'll have to get a girl into said bed first, of course.

that feel when 6'2

I'll never have to worry about being insecure about my height

>>54077799
Mozart and Beethoven were 5'4".

>>54077778
5'10 is above average

>>54077848
not for a white man in america

>>54077859

yes it is

>>54076810
people arent as an insecure dipshit like you are..your height means nothing.

>>54077811
I believe you're mistaken as according the most recent statistics, the average male height in Thailand is approximately 5'6", which would put 5'10" well above the average height!

But it's okay, we all make mistakes from time to time .

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>>54077818
>he's also dead
Prove it.

I literally never worry about my average height (5'10) or my small penis (5"). Meanwhile every board on 4chan obsesses over both. It must suck to be insecure

>>54077919
Of course you don't you're 5'10".

All memes aside, there is an extremely noticeable disadvantage for guys below around 5'6" nowadays.

>>54077959
Yeah I'm 5'8 and I feel like I would be totally fucked if I wasn't funny and didn't have a pretty face. Insecure short guys have little chance.

>>54077919
>average height
> (5'10

Do you live in fucking Scandanavia?

>>54077959
>there is an extremely noticeable disadvantage for guys below around 5'6" nowadays.
you got some sources on that or is this some bullshit you made up to feel better about yourself?

>>54077658
top pleb

>>54078021
No, I live in the United States of America.

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>actually being shorter than a girl

>>54077665
i think short guys are cute

The only thing I'm insecure about is my voice.

So I scream in the car on my way to work. By the time I'm there, it's super deep.

>>54078109
;_;
I want this so much.

I masturbated to two asian girls beating a guy up earlier today.

>>54078131
dondon

>>54076826
Who wouldn't?

>>54078191

>tfw no cute boy to do that with
>tfw 5'2" so i couldnt do it without the use of a stepladder anyway

>>54078022
>>54077959
still waiting.

>>54078061

average is 5'7" you dumb fuck.

>>54078558
gril?
dondon?

>tfw you will never be a gangly lanklet posting on /mu/ height threads

>>54078648
>tfwidktf

>>54076810
How can a man live knowing he's got his dirty hands on your waifu

>>54078131
Oh, cute, you mean like a child or a puppy with three legs

thanks, that's very emasculating

>>54078769

stop being so defensive anon

cute means cute

>>54078769
>not enjoying being emasculated

A-am I a manlet if I'm only like 5'9"-5'10"?

>tfw 6'3" master race yet still as pathetic as the manlets posting ITT

>>54078801
yes. 6'2'' is the cutoff

>tfw 6'4'' masterrace
>not even lanky


AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

I will cuck the whole world

>>54078801
At that point is all about posture and image. Based on what your wear and how you act, you can definitely be perceived as "sufficiently tall".

>>54078801
yea
less than 5'8": consider suicide
5'9" to 5'11": manlet
6'0" to 6'2": short
6'3" to 6'5": perfect
6'6" up: giraffe freak

>>54078061
Do you break mirrors with your face?

>>54078584
No, the average is 5'10", little man.

>be 5'8"
>shorties never want me
>girls around my height and up all over my dick

i guess it's to even things out

>>54078882
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

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>tfw 6'3" and with a fetish for tall women
>tfw every woman taller than me is either a lanklette or looks like a tranny
fuck human biology for not creating stacked tall women

>>54076859
I'm sorry anon :(

>>54078997
r u taytay?

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>>54077731

>>54079015
No, but I can be

>>54076859
Disgusting.

>>54079464
Fuckin' pleb.

>>54078719
By not having a shit tier waifu.

>>54078769
>being offended at being called cute

>>54079922
there are 2 kinds of cute tho.
there's cute in a puppy dog / baby kind of way and cute in a more aesthetic sense.

>>54079975
true, but I meant in an aesthetic sense, not like out of sympathy for how pathetic being short is, i don't know why one would jump to that conclusion

>>54080051
well come on you would know why a guy would

>>54080142

because hes an insecure manchild?

>>54080051
>>54080212
I'm not him, but as a short guy it would be completely embarrassing to have a girl call you "cute". Obviously it depends on how she says it, but I've gotten that "Aww, you're so cute" thing before and it's condescending.

>>54080212
are you not aware there's a societal pressure on guys to be manly and tough?

>>54080299
I'm bretty lanky and I've gotten a few condescending "he's so cute" responses from girls before. It makes me feel both mildly uncomfortable and aroused.

>>54076810
i want them both dead

>>54080299
maybe you have autism or aspergers since they miss obvious social cues. usually if someone calls you "cute" it's a compliment.

>>54080051
> not like out of sympathy for how pathetic being short is
you're projecting there bud, is there something bothering you?

>>54076810
god I wanna get fucked by a tall chick

like 8 feet

>>54080456
Okay well you can meme or we can have a discussion; I'll be back when you're less ebin

>>54080501
No I was just making a jab at how ridiculous the comment was

And yeah I am pretty short, but I prefer it

>>54080566
my point proven

>>54080703
vague, very safe.

>>54080456
nah fuck off it depends on the way its said you autistic cunt

All of the greatest songwriters of all-time are short. Means that short people have higher IQ's and are naturally more creative and ambitious.

>>54080931
>tfw as short as prince but I'm not an eccentric black musician so I can't wear giant heels

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She's just perfect

>>54080456
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-gift-aging/201304/people-autism-spectrum-disorder-take-things-literally

>>54080931
it's called compensating

>>54076810
knowing that he makes better music, that he is better than you and me and a lot of people in the world.

>>54080456
Looks like the point went over your head. It isn't being called cute that's the problem, it's the way it's said. In this case someones saying it in a condescending way to put him down

>>54080299
OH MAN, or adorable. I'm not even short, but i know that when someone calls you adorable you are fucked, cause she is seeing you as a teddy bear or something like that. I would say that when they call you cute it can go both ways, but with adorable you hae to do something badass in the moment.