Have you ever lied about your musical taste?

Not really. I think I portrayed myself as more of a Coldplay fan than I am though, in order to actually form *some* kind of friendship with someone.
Otherwise, why would you?

>>53750929
How are these bitches that thin?
And no, since my music theory is a pretentious douche, I never lie about my music taste.

>>53750929
the better question would be if i ever said the truth about my music taste

>>53750929
i once failed to hide my power level and told a girl who likes linkin park and the beatles that her taste fucking sucks

>>53750929
is this shopped?
i hope not because it's hot as shit but i fear it is because life sucks

>>53750980
you really showed her

>>53750929
If it meant saving those girls from starving to death in drug-addled captivity

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>>53751017
your taste sucks too though.

>>53751067
It was an emo thread, I listen to a lot of music.
You may be right though.

>getting coffee from small town coffee shop
>white trash barista
>fucking incredible rack
>train wreck tits
>in a good way
>once you glimpse them you just can't look away
>probably do cause auto wrecks when she wears them in public
>she of course catches me starring
>"Oh man, where'd you get that shirt, I fucking love Avenged Sevenfold, I've never seen that one before"

Can't say she completely bought it, but she dialed down the stink eye at least 75% and kinda smiled.

>>53750950
godly genetics


>>53750929
Yes I do but only towards people that really care too know me. co-workers,girlfriends and such. they think i just listen to drake and american edm just like they do.
it's quite annoying when your gf keeps sharing trap remixes on fb over and over :<

my dad,sister,and friend Igrew up with know about my true taste and don't mind and sometimes ask for recs.

>>53751127
oops meant* towards people who Do not care to know me*

A lot of people know I'm pretty into music, but I never really go beyond that, because I know most of them don't care what I listen to.
If someone asks I'll usually tell them barring whatever I think would weird them out.

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>>53750929
>>53750950
>>53751008
y'all need this album, it's sexy as hell thinspo / pro-ana dark cabaret pop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejKdaXGk7IE

I think I have only ever lied about liking Drake just because I know a shitstorm starts every time I say he's mediocre. Example one night me and my friend were high as fuck, we went to eat at Waffle House, and he basically spent the whole time there interrogating me on why I don't like Drake.

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>>53751008
It isn't

fucking fuck I love skinny girls. just imagine how good it would feel to cum deep inside of one of them While they moaned quietly and cutely

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Fuck yeah I would lie my ass off for an icecubes chance in hell of jumping her bones

Thing is, I probably wouldn't have to, the anorexic / bullimic / super skinny chicks I have known tended to dig post punk and other 'dark' musics much as I do

I have to hide my power level.
I don't lie, however, I just say incredibly vague things like "I listen to a little bit of everything."

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>>53751425
yeah, me too.

Skinny girls are the best. And the sex isn't even the high point for me - I love lying next to super skinny girl and just lightly running my fingers over their ribs, or the crest of their pelvis or their collars bones. Their entire bodies become an fascinating erotic topography that I just want to explore in a way that no squishy chubby chick can match.

Even just watching them move, seeing bones and muscles and tendons moving under the skin, I can just watch it all day , so much more appealing than watching some awkward bulbous lumps jiggle.

Divine Muzak - Looney Bunny
>essential sexy skinny tiem core
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUvdLtjW33k

>>53750929
I tell people the strokes are my favorite band

I mean they really are tho

>>53751666
nice trips

not to mention genetically skinny girls are the only girls who are marriage material, because they won't blow up and become a slob for the rest of their lives after one kid

>>53751666
my dick

you are spot on my friend about skinny girls.
it's a shame this fat acceptance thing is getting popular where I live. besides the art girls in my university alot of them are starting to bulk up :( because it's the cool thing

>>53750929
>tfw no skeletal gf

>>53750949
Was it a grill anon

>>53750929
>>53751228
>>53751261
>>53751451
>>53751666
>>53751810
I tend to prefer skinny girls but not fucking skeletons, these women are just creepy and unhealthy looking.

>>53750980
I bet you didn't fugg

>>53751836
that's part of the charm

>>53750929
thank ms skeltal

>>53751802
It's cool to be fat? wtf
>>53751836
I agree skinny girls are the best but this is too close to ano for me.

>>53751802
>>53751712
>>53751666
This is why I don't like my white friends. I mean christ I know you guys start at a disadvantage but cultivate yourselves or something. Life is too short to be walking around with limp dick. Fix that shit quick.

>>53751893
girls who call themselves "curvy" are picking on girls who are skinny where I live.

it's all over my shitty fb feed about being fat is genetics and women that are heavier are better for child birth and better for sex.

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>>53750929
I LOVE THE SOLES' TWINS.

pic related is Kelsey.

>>53752040
ooga booga

>>53750929
I love skinny girls.

>>53752040
fuck off nigger
keep the fatties

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>>53750929
>>53752121
heres a vid of both of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baV5qXL8XkU

they are 5'11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baV5qXL8XkU

>>53751826
of course it was
not as if I had a chance though

>>53750929
what the fuck is wrong those girls? especially the one to the right. what is she doing?

>>53752235
baes

>>53752235
:D

>>53751666
Why are 666 such common trips?

>>53752361
that's a stupid post
regards,
mathfrogs

>>53750929
I usually simplify it so people at least kind of understand what I'm into. I'm not gonna tell someone I'm into shoegaze or post-minimalism.

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>>53752040
> Life is too short to be walking around with limp dick.

I agree 100 percent! I mean I get how beauty is in the eye of the beholder and know what I find is beautiful is skinier than what most men prefer, but just look at pic related? How is the after pic not more boner inducing?

And the whole fat acceptance thing? Fuck all that. At the risk of sounding like the white chick at the start of a Mix-A-Lot song - I just don't get this huge butt thing. Huge butts just look like something off a fucking baboon. Women built like Nicki Minaj just disgust me. Holy fuck I couldn't believe Kim Kardashian's super bowl ad, the way she just looks like some ridiculous parody of a women with her insanely exagerated tits and ass like something out of a porno comic drawn by a 12 year old nigger.

Yeah, I really don't understand how the most misogynistic elements of African American culture came to dictate women's beauty standards. I suspect it's on account of all the fat chicks out there that would rather go with that rather than put the effort in to diet and exercise to be healthy and attractive.

I feel like if a girl takes the effort to stay skinny she is showing herself respect and love by caring about looking classy, and if she's my gf, showing me love and respect by making the sacrifices and effort to stay good looking for me.

And how many actual skinny girls and how many thick girls have you actually seen naked IRL? Without makeup or lighting or anything skinnny girls are still beautiful with great skin whereas 'thick' or 'curvy' girls have stretch marks and cottage cheese and unattractive sags and rolls everywhere when they are not posed just so

>>53752480
that's mainly about the pic quality and the fact that she seems to be a lot happier in the second pic. not trying to argue but really, left is completely fine.

>>53752518
left is ewwwwwwwwww

>>53752480
arms are still fat but would still pipe

>>53752409
No need to be hostile, even if I am stupid, which seems to be the case being that damn near everything I say on here is met with people telling me I'm stupid or something of that nature, even in real life.

>>53752568
but i expressed my regards

>>53752541
respectfully disagree. Left looks perfectly healthy to me.

>>53752609
looking healthy isn't the same as looking good

>>53751127
...pretty sure you should tell your girlfriend what music you like

no im not a fucknigga

>>53752361
you probably notice it more because its a spooky number

>>53752673
she called sufjan stevens weird :(

im just happy im getting laid man

>>53750929
All the time.

Sertionsly, all through high school I constantly had to say I liked mainstream hip-hop, (And occasionally metalcore) where in truth I liked obscure black metal, 70s-80s industrial music, experimental folk music, and occasonal bits of noise rock and indie rock.

>>53752480
>my opinion is more valid than yours
And that's your post. Funny that you bitch about misogyny and then go on about your gf "staying good looking for you" and self-respect and the whole shebang. Some people are skinny, some people are fat. I eat a fuckload and couldn't gain weight if I wanted to (and sometimes I wish I could). It's okay to like what you like but don't make people's weight into some reflection of their personality and self-worth.

>>53752786
Why didn't you just say what you actually liked? I was proud to be the "weird music" guy, actually made me some friends.

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>tfw skinny as hell
>tfw gf is even skinnier
>tfw lying next to each other
>tfw bodies almost interlock with protruding bones
>tfw rib cages rattles across rib cage
>tfw lay together all weekend listening to postpunk
>tfw it seems like I may never have that feel again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAW5FZBJCP0

>>53751836
agreed this is practically banging a piece of paper

>>53752982
>Why didn't you just say what you actually liked? I was proud to be the "weird music" guy, actually made me some friends.
Because I lived in fucking rural Australia. In the first rural Australian town I lived in I dd exactly that, (i did it respectfully of other people's tastes obviously) and I just got the shit beaten out of me, so I just decided that being insincere about one aspect of my life wasn't the end of the world in the second rural Australian town I lived in.

>>53753006
man what happened to you
you used to be a tough street punk grandpa and now you post b&w pics of skinny girls and angstwave musics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9DC9k3DPi8

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>>53752957
Me validating and explaining my opinion does not necessarily mean I am invalidating yours - I started by saying 'beauty is subjective' basically

And a appreciating the work your partner does to stay good looking for you is not misogynistic, anymore than appreciating it when she cooks a great meal for you because she wants to do something for you.

And people's bodies and how they present them are to an extant an expression of how they feel about themselves. Except in rare instances, how fat you are is how fat you choose to be.

And I do support your right to find whatever you find attractive attractive, but this whole lusting for fat asses is a new fad that was not nearly so prevelant outside the ghetto just a few years ago.

I think it's disgusting, and it seems to me that it's based on the fact that it's much harder to eat right when you're on food stamps and you do you grocery shopping at a 7-11, so thats just what the poor started finding attractive. It's horrible that people are buying into that, and not healthy.

society has decided it's ok to shame people for unsafe choices like smoking or drinking to excess, why shouldn't fat shaming be legitimate as well? Being fat puts a huge cost on the rest of society, just like smoking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcqfLGmqeJs

>>53752064
and better for dieing in their seventies instead of eighties amirite

>>53753104
ah, let an old man have some fond memories.

And you're sounding eerily similar to my old punk bros that would give me no end of shit for having a Bauhaus logo (art fag shit!) painted on my leather's sleeve. Fuck y'all I like what I like

>>53753308
>I started by saying 'beauty is subjective' basically
>so thats just what the poor started finding attractive. It's horrible that people are buying into that, and not healthy.
Right, yeah. Fuck off shitface. Asshat is right.

>>53753453
Maybe I was unclear, I don't think that's it's an honest expression of what people truly believe is attractive, more of a fad rather, and a harmful one at that, like old corsetting or foot binding.

It's the imposition / adoption of standards of beauty I don't like, not the personal belief.

And no, I'm not trying to impose my standards of beauty on you, just explain it

>>53753421
well I AM one of your old /mu/ punk bros....

>>53751067
>>53751109
hey dude
this is why you don't tripfag

>>53750929
They're not actually that skinny, they're just really fucking tall so its more noticeable

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I've only listened to Free Jazz/Improv for the past 12 years. It's weird talking to normal people about music because I've been so far removed from other music for so long.

I also don't feel like lying so I just sperg out in front of cuties and tell them I listen to free jazz.

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I'm usually more into Jazz-Fusion, studied classical music from when I was 11 and don't really lie about it but I remember when I went to a party when I was 17 and few hours earlier learned the song S.O.S. by the Jonas because some girl I knew loved them and I got laid later. It still haunts me to this day. If you're serious about your music, don't limit yourself to easy power chord bullshit. It wasn't worth it, still regretting it.

>>53754365
sorry bud, idk how to use that besides I'm watching the tennis now
next time

>>53750929
thank mr skeltal

>>53750929
Literally not even once. (I like mainstream stuff though so I always just start at the top and go more and more obscure until their panties are wet with awe).

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>>53754518
c-cool

room is dead anyways

>>53754745
aw don't be sad
have my last.fm if you're still into that /ElNuevoPure

>>53750929

Yes, when I was 14-15 (and one of those insufferable scene/emo kids) I constantly lied about my music taste to appear cooler than I actually was. I like to think that i've matured since then :p

Women need at least 20% body fat to be healthy.
That's simply fact.

>>53755630
try 2%

>>53751067
>saving a picture of someones post in a thread to call them a pleb later
thats really pathetic

>>53753712
Holy shit, a person on /mu/ who handles an argument with common sense and human decency.

Am I in some kind of fever dream?

I used to pretend I liked visual kei and screamo.

absolutely but only to avoid talking to people

>>53756267
Nah, you're just a bitter faggot.

>>53755822
>Not saving a picture when you can
This is really pleb

>>53751109
I just gotta mention, Black Santa is the shit.

>>53750929
yes, when people ask i tell them i don't listen to music

SEMON DEMONS

>>53750929
Once I told a girl my favourite band was The Beatles but they were actually my 2nd favourite band.

>>53753006
nice imagery. lmfao.

I try not to, and sometimes I'm able to fall back on bands I used to like but "haven't listened to in a long time", like Two Door Cinema Club. I'm sure they'd suck hard if I listened to them now, but I used to legit like them, so I'm not technically lying...?

fuck, I feel like I'm wearing a mask when asked that question: "What's your favorite (band/movie/tv show/food)?"

>>53753006
this sounds fucking uncomfortable. no

>>53750929
constantly

>>53758484
who's your favorite bad?

>Freshmen year of college, trying to make friends.
>In a car with 3 other people coming back from the canyon.
>Don't really know them that well, but would soon become good friends.
>We're just talking about shit and they start talking about what music they like.
>Mostly hip-hop, pop, w/e
>They ask, "Anon, what music do you listen to?" since I wasn't really contributing to the conversation.
>Taken off-guard with no time to think up a good response, I say the truth.
>"Well, uh, right now I'm exploring Melodic Death Metal.
>Silence for a moment.
>Everyone starts laughing.
>They all begin complementing me on how funny I am, smart, etc.
>Now they think I intelligently listen and explore for new music.

I think people prefer someone who is genuine.

>>53752249
these real feelz

>>53751666
I like skinny girls too, but not for such creepy reasons...

>What music do you listen to?
I honestly can't reply to this question without sounding autistic so I just mention some entry level prog/classic rock like pink floyd

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>>53750929
>>53751228
>>53751261
>>53751451
>>53751666
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

>>53759089
Pavement.

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>>53750929
This thread doesn't have enough high test.

>>53751017
wait you're in new orleans too? that's the only way you'd GAF Pope and Donovan Wolfington. you're in college too, huh? Tulane or Loyola?

>>53760711
get your nigger standards of beauty out of here, this is a white mans thread

me and my gf together make 240 lbs

ask me anything

>>53760813
Are you 40 pounds and your gf 200?

>>53760711
oh my

>>53760849
LOL no

her: 5'3 104 lbs
me: 5'10 136 lbs

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>>53760803
>nigger standard
>more like /fit/ standard

Hell like all body types as song as it transfers well into the face. I'd say yes to petite flat chested qt's AND chick who are thick in the right places. I don't like fat land-whales and hungry skellys. It's all about the face, baby.

Here's a cute fit qt, just for you. ;^)

>itt underage permavirgins
source:22 year old permavirgin.

>>53750929
I don't lie, I just don't tell the truth. I don't like Childish Gambino, but when someone asks me if I like him, I just say "Haven't heard much of him"

Also, I am a huge Death Grips fan, but when someone asks me if I like Death Grips, I just say yeah and nothing more. Don't want to be fanboyish, especially for Death Grips.