Will womanlets ever learn?

>you will never have a gf who's taller than you
why live

>tfw no Amazon gf

>>53664927
That's just the difference between 6'1" and 5'11". Hardly news.

>>53664927
Never knew Taylor Swift was so tall.

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>>53664927
holy shit taylor looks like moot in that pic

I want to fuck Emmy Rossum in the worst way

>>53664927
Hi /mu/, I come from another board, and I need shitposts. Lots of shitposts. Do any you have some thread derailing images or posts?
And thanks OP.

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>>53666268

>>53664927
Emmy Rossum is supposed to be 5'8", Karlie Kloss is supposed to be 6'1". There's definitely more than a 5 inch difference in that pic. One of them is lying or that's a shoop.

>>53666331
woah what the fuck

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>>53666268

>>53666435
the sun would defeniatyly win

>>53666331
i said Cabbage

damn Zappa and his talk about vegetables

>>53666501
This, you need at least 100 octrillion lions for it to even be a conversation.

>>53666331
I thought eggs

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damn...

>>53666331

OH SHIIIIII

>>53666142
hssssssss..........hsssssssssss...........sssssssss

>>53666142
Top snek

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Manlets, when will they learn?

>>53666331
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>>53666357
"Carrot" is a common and stereotypical kind of vegetable, so you're more likely to think of it first. The same way people are more likely to say "red" or "blue" than "pearl grey" when you ask them for a colour, etc.

>>53666928
kek

Why are people ok with someone taking such a degrading photo? Have some self awareness.

>>53666331
marchew

>>53666331
damn

>>53666928
Eggs are the things that grow on eggplants, right?

>>53666331
Fuck

>>53667176
;-)

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>>53667176
yes

>>53664927
who are these people? taylor swift and..?

Look at those 3 normal women trying to hold back laughter at the freak next to them lmao

Holy shit that tall chick is only 22

>>53666331
>tfw i thought orange

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>>53664927
>lowerrider
my nigga

>>53666331

Jokes on you I thought of pizza.

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this is my fetish

for real.

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>>53664943
>>53664948
This is my fetish, no lie.
>tfw 5'6"

>>53666331
the first word that came to my mind was philip

>>53666248
me too

lol who isn't digusted by slenders ?

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>>53664927
>those toes

>>53668275
drr...drr

>>53666435
thats a lot of lion

so i guess the lions

>>53666331
i thought banana fuck you and your vegetables

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>>53668540
why do women have to ruin their feet by wearing high heels ;_;

>>53666331
what the fuck

>>53668601
To stop everyone jerking off over them.

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>>53666331
damn im bad at math

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>>53666067
>>53666142
thats karlie kloss you dolt.

>>53668584

Dunno why but that word genuinely pisses me off. Like I don't fucking understand it's purpose. It's so incredibly stupid and not even in a way as to make it funny. Who was the retarded faggot who's great fucking idea it was to release this piece of backed up cuntwater into the eyes of the Internet anyhow? Of what purpose did they intend with this abomination? Is it supposed to be cute? Is it supposed to be situationally funny? Why should i care that it is naked? Why does it look at me like i should want to laugh at its immature gesture?

Seriously fuck this dumbass banana and the 40+ year Olds who are to blame for surfacing this aborted shart of a sad attempt at humor.

>>53668653

ugly girafe

>>53668601
I guess I see what you mean, but I also have a heel fetish so I'm somewhat conflicted.

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>>53664927

>lanklets
when will they learn lmao

>>53666435
What kind of lions are they?

>>53668601
so much wasted potential

>>53668601
High heels make their legs and ass look good. Normal men prefer legs and ass to feet.

>>53668879
Space lions.

>>53664943
i've had one, it was p sweet. Go out and find your amazon.

>me 5"6
>her 6"

>>53669058

right, i don't get feet fetichist there are ridiculus lol

nice feet are ok/cool but seriously

>mmhh baby i'm gonna penetrate those foot pores so hard baby

you guys are so fucked up it's like

>ow that's neck is so beautifull i want to rub my penis so hard on it

>>53669290
...huh.

>>53669290
Usually feet are hidden, that's what makes them so attractive to many people

>>53666331
>tfw I could only think of speed
Speed isn't even a fucking vegetable what's going on here.

>>53669445

>oh yeah bitch i bet you wear no socks you dirty slut

still don't get it , it even makes it more funny/ridiculous

>>53669290
>yfw i have a huge neck fetish
fuck you anon.

>>53669595

are you aroused when girls put off their scarfs ?

i can picture you trying to hide a massive hard-on in a situation like that and can't help but laugh

sorry i hope you'll get well one day

>>53669673
Now you're just being a dick, man.

>>53669698

too close to home maybe Anon ?

first of all you were rude saying "fuck you" to me , and then i just replied something funny don't be buttmad Anon , you know i love you all sincerly (as long as your fetish isn't children i'm fine with it)

but that won't stop me from thinking it's some goofy shit

>muh respect my right to be aroused by clams

tfw ur 5'6
girl you're interested in is 5'7

>>53669925
I'm not that guy. It just seems odd to me that someone would be so surprised/amused by people's fetishes nowadays, especially on 4chan.

>>53670078

i am no longer surpised by you sick fucks but i have never lost my inner child and am sometimes amused by these retard fetishes

otherwise why would i still be here in the first place (except i'm still looking for a good manual on how to fuck a clam)

>>53666331
this is stupid, I thought of lettuce
a lot of people must think of carrot because they're gay

>>53670390
I have a carrot fetish.

>>53670078
The only fetishes I really don't like are the "gross" ones like vomit and scat. I've just accepted everything else.

>>53670425

>tfw when no HIV positive 12yr old gf

looks normal to me too

weres dino

>>53670425
Sure. Having a problem with any body part fetish just seems silly to me though.

>>53668740
This post is bananas.

>>53664927
Obviously photoshopped and karlie is gay for swift

>>53666331
what... how?

>>53670529
What am i watching

>>53666331
godammit

>>53671107
A metaphor of your existence

>>53666331
dafuq
i thought about carrot lol

>>53671217
My existence just came

Source?

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>>53671107

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>2015
>caring about height

That's like thinking penis size matters.

>>53671807
>That's like thinking penis size matters.
micropenis confirmed

>>53666331
>cucumber
yet I still post

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>>53664943
>>53664948
tfw 5'10 manlet
see qt taller girl

>>53666331
sheet you got me

>>53666331
fuck you

>>53671668
moar

>>53666331
oh fuck

>>53667133
Isn't Big B like 6'4" tho

>>53670529
>>53671668
Sauce please..

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>>53671807
>being in denial

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>>53670529
that´s my fetish

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>>53671807
>wo/manlet on board

sod off with your shit taste

>>53673649
Last night I watched a James Bond movie and ate burgers with your sister.

>>53668275
Oh my gosh. Do you have anymore photos like that?

>>53671875
cucumber too :-))

>>53668864
manlet detected

>>53673649
[nospoiler]secretly pounded[/nospoiler]

>>53670484
Is kazak here

>>53666331
you got me

>>53671875
>>53674118
cucumber bros :)