does lavren just need a good dicking? http://www.theguardia

>>53635371
I dont think she can take them

>"We started making out and cuddling and it was really fun and I felt really good. But then he tried to penetrate me and that's when I became nervous. I went along with it and with each push I felt incredibly uncomfortable. I tried my best to tolerate the pain. He began to thrust and the pain only increased. I couldn't hold back my tears and began to cry as he thrusted harder. I wanted this to be a special moment but for me it was just torture. I felt so weak and vulnerable. When I'm on stage I kind of feel a sense of empowerment. It is a place where I can find strength within myself. I'm so sensitive in bedroom situations. When he saw me cry he stopped and asked what was wrong. I was too afraid to answer him. I finally said "Nothing..I'm just a little fragile. Is that ok if we can just cuddle. I don't think I'm ready for this." It was a really awkward moment but he understood and was so nice. This issue upsets me but I guess it could be worse. I don't really have sex much because of that. I try to focus on my music and writing. I find happiness in that."

-Lavren

This will be a delightful thread I'm sure.

>>53635395
[citation needed]

op your sentence makes me want to masturbate to lavren

>>53635395
Perhaps /mu/ should start a Kickstarter to buy her a dragon dildo.

A support dragon (dildo).

AND IT HASNT BEEN EASY ON YOU

I KNOW THAT MORE THAN MOST

I AM BORN TO BE ALONE

I AM JUST SOME LONELY GHOST

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>>53635453
we should get her a few different types to practice on, that way she can work her way up to the big ones.

I mean, those are some pretty shitty things to say to another human being...

>>53635498
JESUS CHRIST

>>53635500
Yeah, pretty much

Daily reminder: women are a meme.

I think she just needs someone to cum on her pics.

>>53635544
Double dubs confirm. Women are officially stale.

>>53635526
it's a wonderful feeling when you can finally take it all, just wonderful

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>>53635498
>The coca cola brand is blurred but the massive cock weapon remains in clear sight

MY SIDES

>>53635395
She's going to come out as lesbo in a couple of years. Calling it now.

>>53635633
product censorship

>>53635660
Penises physically hurt her so kinda makes sense

>>53635671
Yeah I know
Just kinda funny

>>53635671
If they didn't censor the logo, and the coca cola company rekt their anus because of it, would bad-dragon enjoy it?

don't care
didn't read
she isn't even that attractive

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>>53635687
what do you think?
>inb4 2 gallons bottle dildo

Too bad, cunt, you can't censor the internet.

Still a qt tho.

>>53635660
>implies she'll still be relevant in a couple of years

>>53636235
Why you gotta be so rude?

How is "Act like a slut, get treated like a sluy" not a fair proposal?

>>53635555
ebin quads confirm

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>>53635371
>2013

on an unrelated note --

>>53636511
If I hadn't done it so many times already, I'd just jerk off to those ones with the cum on her. But I need something fresh.

you all just get head over heels for any average chick that becomes famous and treat her like some goddess. it's pretty fucking pathetic. like seriously, straight up there's nothing even that special about her.

>>53636534
She looks good with a load on her face.

>>53636555
trips for truth

>>53636564
I get quads and trips in the same thread, and I'm pretty sure no one's gonna cum on Lauren for me.

friendly reminder that some guys are fucked up enough to cum on pics of qt singers.

Ask someone that fucked her anything

>>53636613
Why must you lie?

>>53636613
Will you cum on her pics for me?

>>53636586
Given that it's real, it's truly weird knowing that i'm posting alongside those kind of people.
Fascinating in a way, awful in a handful of others.

>>53636613
pls be a girl

otherwise get out Chad

>>53636613
what do her farts taste like?

>>53636624

Not lying, went to uni with her

http://youtu.be/z5wLpQkmQIY

Reminder Lauren is an awful singer

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>>53636472
Anyone who wants to censor other people is a cunt, even if she is a qt.

>>53636472
don't ya know I'm human toooo
>>53636580
>lurking for cum tribute

>>53636662
this is the worst cover i've ever heard.

why do these faggots have to indify everything fuck these goons.

>>53636940
Listen to this absolute piece of shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yqMBQ0f1I8

>>53636662
What in the fuck did I just listen to.

Okay, who did this
>>>/r/13086726

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>>53635371
>Lauren was friends with Slint as a child
holy shit

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>>53636999
She should totally pity fuck David Pajo.

>>53635544
>>53635555
Gets prove the claims true.

>>53635371
i think she just cant cope with a few bad boyfriends and now shes super sensitive to the subject

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>>53635633
>>53635687
but you can see 'Coke' on the bottom right of the can clearly visible

>>53636999
>Slint
>all members born in the late 60s
>Memeberry
>born in 87
fukken time travlin fucking errything up yo

want cuddle

>>53637130
le slint man doesn't want your impure slut, he just needs some quality time with his children

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>>53637265
>the children of le slint man have an immoral whore for a mother

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>>53637323
god, she really is a terrible mother and the worst part is that she's gonna get custody because that's how that works.

>>53637340
and now a suicidal father, too

not defending anyone, but the children suffer most from the absolute stupidity of both of the parents

>>53635544
Saw this on /fit/ a while ago. Some anon was going on about how women are memes, and it actually changed my life for the better.
Thanks based anon.

>>53637374
women are a meme is a meme

>>53637405
women are a meme is a meme is a meme

>>53635555
holy cunt

>>53637429
i am a meme
you are a meme
we all are meme
the world is a meme
living is a meme

>>53637441
dying is a meme, too
don't forget that one man

Why is mu on a complete other level when it comes to memes?

we should call mu memes 'mumes'

>>53637451
you're mum is a mume

>>53637450
existing is a meme
not exiting is an even bigger and mroe EPIC meme

>>53637451
>mumes
that's so retarded that it's awesome - kinda like the special olympics

>>53637463
holy shit, i think you're on to something

>>53637462
youre're mume is a mum

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>>53637451
>>53637476
>>53637478

are memes themselves (or the fact of being a meme) memes or post-memes? or metamemes?

>>53636511
Id be pissed too tho

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post yfw you finally see the word meme used in the correct context

>>53637505
memes are memes
post memes are post memes
mumes are the ultimate patamemes

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>>53637520

>>53637505
DONT YOU GET IT
WE ARE THE MEMES

>>53637524
I FUCK THE MEMES, I MAKE THEM CUM
I FUCK THE MEMES WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE!!!!!!!!

>>53637548
but is the fact that we are memes a meme or a metameme?
and is what I just said a meme or a post/ultrameme?

>>53637572
Hey, that's not cool. Death Grips aren't a meme.

>>53637599
these are dangerous ideas your playing with anon.
I'd leave it to an experienced professional.

>>53637639
In 2005, I was barely 12 years old and I was already proven to be clinically addicted to memes. At this time I was constantly monitoring all the memetic content of early youtube as wel las /b/ and /a/. Memes were an active part of my upbringing. I was there when they started to develop furether and I kept a very close eye on every meme I could find, like a fater would his child.
I grew up with the memes and whitnessed their fantastic evolution on MMORPG forums, online communities, fanboards as wel ls the major websites hosting the most advanced memetic content. I always remained there, an observer of the memetic world that I knew was to become our future.
It's arround that point that I caught the eye of the Emeritus Political Institute for Creativity (EPIC), a structure that studies the brand new creative achievements of humanitikind. They were very well aware of the importance memes will have in the very close future, but were majorly uninformed on this topic. This is when they recquired my help, and I accepted to join them.
To this day, I am the world's foremost expert on memes. I have several doctorates in post-internet-sociology, failology, i wrote a groundbreaking thesis on the causes and effects of Demotivational Posters and the transition to Advice Dog, as wel las another on the metaimportance of textual pastas. I work with a team of specialists of memes from all arroudn the internet.
I spend 20 hours every day browsing memes to study them and understand them, and 4 hours sleeping. Memes are my entire life.
If there is one person here who can talk about memes, that would be me, friend.

All this memeshit's a deliberate tactic to derail the thread, right?

>>53637811
this thread had no rail to begin with

>>53637811
for the longest times, humanity expressed itself through religion,art, then philosophical concepts, then moved to a lighter and easier version of these concepts : that was the time of "ideas"
memes are a new step in that direction
memes are the new mean of expression for humanity
memes are the logical evolution of the human mind

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>>53637850

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guys I found a mume

>>53635371
She's a bit of a cry baby.

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if dubs lauren is my qt gf

>>53638081
tough luck friendo
if dubs lavren confirmed a niggerlover

>>53638176
I mean, she probably does like some black people.

if dubs lauren is MY qt gf

>>53636646
Details pls

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>>53637374
>/lit/

>>53638241
what the flying fuck lit
why are you guys so mean

>>53638241
holy shit is this real?
absolutely brilliant

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>>53638241
>that final post

>>53638241
At least 3 of these post are mine youre free to guess which ones.

Someone send the cum pictures to her the reaction would be ebin mume

>>53638241
Christ almighty, this is worse than /mu/ poking fun at Lavren. She has a shitload of money and an army of followers to fall back on, but this was just some random girl on youtube just trying to have fun and talk about her hobby. What the fuck, /lit/.

You people disgust me even more than I disgust myself.

>>53638241
I know I can't blame /lit/ because that would have happen in any web environment with more than 10 people, one way or the other, but nonetheless it makes me sad
Probably also because I've had a female friend that had the same, exact, meek personality

My sides have are gone

>>53638241
What a cunt.

>>53638241
Wow fucking autists.

Feel bad for her, she just wanted to share her love for books with the world.

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>>53638241
>angry virgins

not even once

>>53638665
Anon...

>>53638665
why live ;-;

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>>53638844

>>53635395
holy shit, what a little faggot. If it was hurting just say stop, the bloke seemed more than reasonable.

>>53638993
I don't think it's real bruh.

>>53639002
I know that, anon
she'll be forever a virgin till i finally get to be with her and cuddle warmly and innocently for the rest of our lives <3

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Check em

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Lauren has a history of feminism...

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>>53638241
laughed my ass off

someone post pics of her ass please i want it i need it

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>>53639398
Best ass in indie yo

>september 30th 2013
>obvious b8
>130 replies and counting

/mu/ pls

>>53639523
did she just fart?

>>53639611
Yes
>tfw you will never smell lavren's farts
;_;

>>53639523
nice,got more?

>>53639685
But farts smell bad, anon. Why would you want that?

>>53639774
cuz lavren

>this thread
kill all men

>>53639839
Except me, right?

>>53639863
you're fine, anon

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>>53639878
t-thanks

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>>53639756
Do bears shit in the woods?

>>53639970
come on dont leave a nigga sittin here with his dick out like a retard

>>53636529
lel cuck

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>>53640004

>>53639970
I like those boots.

>>53639970
Lauren can shit on my chest.

>>53640060
oh gosh please post all you got

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>>53640089

>>53640176
At least make them realistic, anon.

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>>53640185

>>53639839
don't you have men's cocks to be gossiping about with the girls?

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Is anybody wanting more ass pics or nah?

>>53640322
She's got such a droopy dyke ass.

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>>53640327
>droopy
u aving a giggle m9?

>>53640341
That isn't really perky, now, is it?

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>>53640322
Yeah keep going my friend :)

>>53640322
post all please you're making my day anon

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>>53640348
It looks pretty perky to me. Definitely not droopy.

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>>53640363
>>53640364
You got it m8ys :^)

If you want to save some time, all these pics (and shit loads more) are in my Mega archive

https://mega.co.nz/#!igkkELLZ!yAlNF40q4ASjSZFyTEa1DCYAxyzqF1buz2TXAfVjH_s

dam

She seems like a really cool person but I don't like Chvrches at all

Will this hurt my chances at a meaningful friendship with her?

>>53640575
got any good leg pics anon?

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>"ironic" misogyny

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>>53640601
Sure, this is the last of my good ass pics then I'll post some legs

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Legs

>>53640623
I don't think there's any irony here.

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>>53640654
we meta-post-irony-core now

>>53640687
I wish she was taller. Why can't women be taller? Stupid short women.

>>53640654
>woman writes rant against creepy internet dudes
>people instantly jump into a conversation about buying her dragon dildos

>>53640703
All Scottish women are short as fuck

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>>53640703
I love petite women. I want to just pick her up and squeeze her.

>>53640739
But I want to be picked up and squeezed ;_; is that too much to ask?

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>>53640765
It's okay anon. Pretend you're this bear.

>>53635371
>born on the internet
>can't handle name calling

christ what a faggot

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>>53640822
Nice dubs.
But we're not talking about lavren's retarded tumblr sjw shit right now. We're posting pics of her ass and legs.

>>53640858
That's problematic.

>>53639113
That's true through. While I don't care about people who are apathetic or not interested in feminism, being anti-feminism is a huge red flag. If you were a grill would you date someone from r/mensrights or MGTOW? People who complain about feminism on the internet tend to be pretty bitter and probably undesirable irl.

>>53640871
There are aspects of this internet culture of feminism that piss me off but overall I agree with her.

goddamn it i just wanna cum on her ass

>>53640871
That's not what that paragraph is saying though. She's saying that simply choosing not to identify as a feminist is a red flag, which isn't the same thing.

dat body of work, has some pretty dope tunes, looks qt as fuck, has a big booty, lel who gives a shit what her opinions are

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>>53640976
>has a big booty

>>53641006
This is my favourite picture of her because of the camera angle and the boots.

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>>53641033
Yeah, I mean, I quite like her booty, but big isn't a word I'd use to describe it.

>>53641033

I'm sorry, I'm not black, I meant for a white girl, keep it up my nig

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Alright, this is about it for my best ass/leg pics. Hit up that Mega link above if you want the whole collection. I gotta go.

>>53640433
>>53641125
thanks m8s

>>53641125

where you going bro?

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>people think her ass is good

>>53641310
>... it's actually great
You forgot to finish your thought, anon :^)

>>53640708
What's ironic about that?

>>53638844
Oh man...I'm actually pretty sad about that.

>>53640547
you kill me with this one

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Would you, /mu/?

>>53640599
Bruh, I'm so sorry but you will never be friends with her. In fact you will never talk to her or be around her.
You know what? It's not even going to happen with an equivalent of Lavren, you'll never get to hang out with a qt3.14.

>>53642052
Do you even have to ask?

>>53640871
"Men's rights" is stupid but there's literally nothing wrong with MTGTOW. It encourages a productive life that doesn't prioritize getting laid or having a gf. Autistic? Maybe. But myself and several friends more or less follow it and we're all very satisfied people.

>>53642338
>It encourages a productive life that doesn't prioritize getting laid or having a gf
>implies you have a choice

>>53641033
Leave him alone, we don't all have the privilege of being high-test alphas.

>>53640687

GOAT FEET

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>>53642352
This is the problem, your "argument" of "you never get laid lmao" is based on the assumption that getting laid is a priority for everyone like it is you.
I'd say that an attitude of "work hard and forge meaningful relationships with men and women, and get laid if the opportunity presents itself" is a much better mindset than "WHOOO GET YA DICK RODE BRUH C'S GET DEGREES" but that's just me.

>>53642479
Please, don't pretend that feeling a coochie is not your priority in life.
Don't lie to me bruh, you're better than that

>>53642052
Finding out this was a trap and not actually her was one of the biggest disappointments of my entire life.

>>53641006
THOSE LEGS FUCK

>>53643156
they're ugly

>>53642281
:(

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>>53643366
You're probably a homosexual.

>>53638241

I was having a shit day, and then I read this.

Fucking A internet.

>"EVERYONE BE ON YOUR BEST GOD DAMN BEHAVIOUR. WE'RE HAVING A LADY OVER"

>>53646243
thank you lavren

Holy shit. I am not some tumblr feminist or whatever, but the reason Lavren keeps ranting about misogyny and shit is because people like you guys keep annoying the shit out of here on social networking sites and stuff, which is just plain rude and autistic. Like no one does that beyond dumb teenagers and twenty something's because they think it is funny when it is really just silly and annoying. If you really like her or feel sexually strongly about her, that is fine. But don't post it everywhere because you are just giving her and other "feminists" fuel for the fire.

>>53647512
But to be fair, like you said its just dipshit young dudes going on their lmaotrolling sprees. Its usually not even real thoughts or opinions and even if they were real they aren't coming from anyone who matters. She's being pretty silly and immature by devoting time and energy to paying attention to it and addressing it. Only children pay mind to the actions of children.

She also sounds like she needs a good dicking.

>>53647512
She could make it stop by not throwing a tantrum every time someone trolls her. Insult them back. Play along with it. It's just good banter, don't engage if you don't like it.

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>>53647619
you know who doesn't complain about misogyny and people harassing her? Annie Clark. She truly is the queen

>>53647917
so why don't you explain instead of cursing?

>>53647713
i agree my friend, she is the real queen

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>>53642281

not that guy, but the last part is what really got me.

what's the actual point of being alive if you're telling the truth?

>>53647713

/thread

>>53636511
Oh gosh, 2013... what a weird year for this board

>>53636534

she's not really average though. She has pretty above average features. if we worked at the same department store and she was a nobody, she would still be goddamn goddess and all us betas in the store would still have a crush on her.

>>53637340
they have a worse father.

>>53648409
I wrote the post he replied to. He's pretty much right. I'll never have a qt friend like Lauren.

>>53647713
Yup. Her music is actually good. She doesnt resemble a prepubescent boy. Waifu material